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00:00.0
store
00:02.7
muli sounds
00:07.5
maraming
00:11.6
sohng
00:15.6
ano siyang
00:19.4
na views
00:21.4
ay sansa
00:26.7
hula ka yung dj
00:28.7
Good afternoon ma'am!
00:30.7
Bayan, late si ma'am!
00:32.7
Good afternoon!
00:34.7
Good afternoon, class!
00:36.7
Good afternoon, Mr. Principal!
00:40.7
No phones!
00:42.7
No phone na lang!
00:44.7
Ma'am, perfect na yung size ng sapatos mo ngayon!
00:46.7
Oo, para hindi mo napapansin!
00:50.7
Okay, I'm excited for class 4 today!
00:52.7
Are you all ready?
00:54.7
Yeah!
00:56.7
Okay, sorry!
00:58.7
Late pa si ma'am!
01:00.7
Prepare pa ako para dito dahil ang topic natin today
01:02.7
is all about vegetables!
01:04.7
Vegetables!
01:06.7
No phones nga diba, class?
01:08.7
Sorry ma'am!
01:10.7
No phones!
01:12.7
Sorry ma'am!
01:14.7
Okay, eto ang tanong ko sa inyo.
01:16.7
Una sa lahat, lahat ba kayo kumakain ng gulay?
01:18.7
Hindi po!
01:20.7
Hoy, ako kumakain ako!
01:22.7
Gulay?
01:24.7
Hindi naman gulay yun!
01:26.7
Puso ng saging!
01:28.7
Gusto namin yung vegetables!
01:30.7
Bakit? Ano ba sa inyo?
01:32.7
Basta ha, dapat alam nyo na to!
01:34.7
Mr. Principal?
01:36.7
Yes, importante kung kumakain ng gulay!
01:38.7
Dapat, mga bata, kumakain ng gulay!
01:40.7
Eto na, tawagin na natin
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ang mga grupo!
01:44.7
Group number 1!
01:46.7
Alan Kilantang, Christopher Lu
01:48.7
at Walter James!
01:50.7
Walter James!
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Energy! Energy please!
02:00.7
Energy!
02:02.7
Energy!
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Alright! Thank you!
02:22.7
Wala pa!
02:24.7
Wala pa!
02:26.7
Mr. Principal,
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parang kamukain niyong isa dito
02:30.7
at naglilinis!
02:32.7
At nahat ka sa dalawang itlog, ha?
02:34.7
Kamukain ng janitor natin!
02:36.7
Oo nga, Mr. Principal!
02:38.7
Pero, eto!
02:40.7
Ready na ba kayo sa question? Nag-review ba kayo?
02:42.7
Of course, ma'am!
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Okay, the question is,
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sinasabing number 1 na panguntra sa diabetes,
02:48.7
anong gulay eto
02:50.7
na ang English ay bitter gourd?
02:52.7
Insulin!
02:54.7
Mali!
02:56.7
Gamot yun!
02:58.7
Pagkain niyan, ma'am, nang masasungit!
03:00.7
Ha? Ba't masungit?
03:02.7
Bakit? Mga bitter!
03:04.7
Wow!
03:06.7
Alam namin yan, ma'am!
03:08.7
Ano yan?
03:10.7
Ampalaya!
03:12.7
Ampalaya is correct!
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Ampalaya?
03:16.7
Hindi nila alam!
03:18.7
Yes, sir!
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Hindi niyo na itatanong
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kaya mapait ang palaya
03:24.7
dahil sa chemical compound na
03:26.7
Momordicin
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na nakikita sa mga dahon eto
03:30.7
Oh!
03:32.7
Kaya Momordicin niya!
03:34.7
Si Pepe ang Ampalaya!
03:36.7
Bakit naman si Pepe ang Ampalaya?
03:38.7
Mapaita muka!
03:40.7
Oh!
03:46.7
May knock na kami, ma'am!
03:48.7
Knock na!
03:50.7
Who's there?
03:52.7
Ampalaya who?
03:54.7
Come on!
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Come on, everybody!
04:00.7
Put your hands together!
04:02.7
Remember
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the time it was 9 September
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when I laid it in
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I remember
04:10.7
chasing the night
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away
04:16.7
Ampalaya!
04:18.7
Say you remember
04:20.7
Ampalaya!
04:22.7
9 September
04:24.7
Ampalaya!
04:26.7
Never was a cloudy day
04:30.7
Ha! Ha! Ha!
04:32.7
Ampalaya!
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Oh!
04:36.7
Wow!
04:38.7
Hindi yan, sir, mapait!
04:40.7
Matamis yan!
04:42.7
Bakit tayo kaya mamiya sa klang?
04:44.7
Itong ruleta natin!
04:46.7
Nakikinig ito, eh!
04:48.7
Parang mali po, no, sir?
04:50.7
Alam niya, pag maganda yung knock knock
04:52.7
maganda yung story!
04:54.7
Very good, students!
04:56.7
Nag-review kayo today!
04:58.7
Sige na, eto na!
05:00.7
Tawagin ko na muna ang group number 2!
05:02.7
Maha Ross,
05:04.7
Maria Isadora,
05:06.7
Nico Mane, at Marie Polo!
05:08.7
Hoy!
05:10.7
More principality to say!
05:22.7
Energy!
05:24.7
Energy!
05:26.7
Uy!
05:28.7
Wow!
05:30.7
Opa!
05:32.7
Bakit ba sila maganda tignan?
05:34.7
Yan nga rin ang tagong namin, eh!
05:36.7
Kaya din yung alay niyan!
05:38.7
Pagka sila gumagawa,
05:40.7
parang natutolerate ko, eh!
05:42.7
Pag yung mga yun, ma!
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Kaya din natin yun!
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Akin naman po kami sa inyo, sir principal!
05:48.7
Parang ano nga eh,
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yan pala yung totoong sa'yo sa amin,
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ano ba yun?
05:54.7
Hi, girls!
05:56.7
Hi, ma'am!
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Ready na ba kayo?
06:00.7
Yes, ma'am!
06:02.7
Okay, here's your question!
06:04.7
Ano ang sarap ang nilaga
06:06.7
kapag may sahog ng gulay na ito?
06:08.7
Wala pa!
06:10.7
Wag ka makainay, hindi naman tayo pinapanood!
06:12.7
Ano ito na rich in vitamin A, B, C?
06:16.7
Alphabet!
06:18.7
Hindi!
06:20.7
Alphabet!
06:22.7
Alam namin yan, ma'am!
06:24.7
Yan ay...
06:26.7
Repolyo!
06:28.7
Repolyo, ha!
06:30.7
Yan ay cabbage!
06:32.7
Hindi nyo na itatanong!
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Ang cabbage
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ay national food
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ng Russia!
06:40.7
National food nila yan!
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Now you know, class!
06:44.7
Thank you for that information!
06:46.7
Thank you, Mr. Principal!
06:48.7
Dahil po diyan, knock-knock!
06:50.7
Who's there?
06:52.7
Repolyo!
06:54.7
Repolyo who?
06:56.7
Girls' Formation!
06:58.7
Wow!
07:04.7
Slowly now we begin to move
07:10.7
Every breath I'm deeper into you
07:16.7
Soon into a static still in time
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If you read my mind you'll see I pray Repolyo
07:28.7
Touch me once and you know it's true
07:34.7
I never wanted anyone like this
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It's all brand new
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You feel it in my kiss
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I pray Repolyo
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I pray Repolyo
07:58.7
I'm praying Repolyo
08:00.7
Ah! Ah! Ah!
08:03.7
Ah! Ah! Ah!
08:05.7
Makita knock-knock nyo kalo nas-zero kayo!
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Ay! Si Makala!
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Yaaaaah!
08:13.7
Tama na yan! Tama na yan!
08:14.7
Okey na yan!
08:16.2
Okey na!
08:16.7
Yung kanina ba't naging 100 nyo?
08:18.7
Sabi ko.
08:21.7
Nineteen!
08:22.7
Nineteen!
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Ten lang, ten.
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Sabi ko, lakasan ninyo eh.
08:25.7
Kumangit po eh.
08:26.7
Ten lang.
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Pwede ba pa?
08:28.7
Last chance.
08:29.7
Ladies.
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Sexy intense naman po kami with 4U.
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Kaya nga, pag maganda, knock-knock zero.
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Pag siya, ka-100.
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Sir Principal,
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Tinapapansin na ako eh.
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Sandali.
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Parang familiar talaga yung estudyante natin na yan.
08:45.7
Diba nung nakarang araw?
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Ikaw, Brad.
08:49.7
Diba...
08:50.7
Bakit naki-uniform ka?
08:52.7
Diba janitor ka?
08:54.7
Ay, estudyante po ako rito. Iba po yun.
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Nandun siya may experience.
08:57.7
Pakitawag, pakitawag.
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Tawagin mo nga.
08:59.7
Pakitawag mo.
09:00.7
Tawagin ko.
09:01.7
Tawagin mo.
09:02.7
Tawagin mo, tawagin mo.
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Bilisan mo.
09:04.7
Bilisan mo.
09:05.7
Dito matapos yung klase.
09:07.7
O sige, habang tila tawag mo,
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tatawagin ko na ang pangatlang.
09:11.7
Pintay natin, ma'am.
09:12.7
O, wala na oras.
09:14.7
Pangatlang po.
09:15.7
Eto na, si Paulo Elito at Jose Maria.
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Wah, tintingtang din.
09:25.7
Here you go.
09:28.7
Wala pa.
09:33.7
Yan lang alam niya, eh.
09:36.7
Mas magaling na.
09:38.7
Mas magaling na.
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Yan lang alam niya.
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Bakit mas magaling ka?
09:43.7
Bakit mas magaling ka?
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Okay.
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Teka muna.
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Alam niyo, unfair, eh.
09:49.7
Ang kaganda nung sinundan namin.
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Thank you po.
09:51.7
Tapos nakakuha lang ng ten.
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Oo nga.
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Medyo hindi magaling.
09:56.7
Kayong dalawa, wala ba kayong knock-knock?
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Ayan!
09:59.7
Ayan!
10:06.7
Sige, sige.
10:07.7
Knock-knock!
10:09.7
Who's there?
10:10.7
Ma-ha-mein Miles.
10:14.7
Ma-ha-mein Miles who?
10:19.7
If you miss the train I'm on
10:24.7
You will know that I have gone
10:28.7
You can hear the whistle blow
10:31.7
Ma-ha-mein Miles
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Ma-ha-mein Miles
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Ma-ha-mein Miles
10:38.7
Ma-ha-mein Miles
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Okay ka?
10:42.7
Sir, okay ka?
10:43.7
Ikaw ang hinihintay ko.
10:48.7
Marami-marami tayong oras.
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Huwag ka magala na.
10:50.7
Ten minutes na lang, Mr. Principal.
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Hindi.
10:53.7
Mr. Principal.
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Mag-isip ka, biglaan.
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Need your help?
10:56.7
Pinagbigyan ko na ngayon, hindi gulay.
10:58.7
Ikaw, kahit ano.
10:59.7
Mamaya, sa last.
11:01.7
Sa last?
11:02.7
Opo.
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Opo, kasi baka hindi kayo nag-review.
11:05.7
Actually, ginugulo ko lang kayo.
11:07.7
O, diba?
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Tama!
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Tama!
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Ginugulo ko lang kayo dahila ang pangit naman amin.
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Ang pangit.
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Okay.
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Go!
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Ito ang tanong ko sa inyo.
11:20.7
Isa itong root vegetable na masarap na sa hog sa sinigang.
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Ano ito na nabanggit bago ang mustasa sa kantang bahay Kubo?
11:30.7
Ito yung gulay na napakabango.
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Yes.
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Napakabango sa sinigang.
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Amoy upo.
11:35.7
Amoy upo.
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Katunog lang ng upo.
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At saka sa luyot.
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Ma'am, labanos.
11:45.7
Labanos, who?
11:46.7
Ay?
11:47.7
Labanos.
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Sandali.
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Tama, tama!
11:51.7
Nag-iisip kasi ako nung ganda eh.
11:52.7
Nag-iisip na na.
11:53.7
Sorry, sorry.
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Ma'am, kaya ba to din?
11:58.7
Alam mo ba ako anong labanos sa English?
12:00.7
Ano po?
12:01.7
Labanos sa English?
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Hindi.
12:03.7
Hindi mo alam?
12:04.7
Radish.
12:05.7
Radish.
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Tama.
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Like in Spanish.
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Radish.
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Medyo mapula.
12:11.7
Medyo mapula, radish.
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Ngayon, hindi niyo na itatanong.
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Okay.
12:14.7
Ang mga Amerikano,
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nakakaubos ng average of 400 million pounds taon-taon
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pagdating niya sa labanos na yan.
12:24.7
Kadalasan, nilalagay nila sa salad.
12:28.7
Saan nilalagay?
12:29.7
Salad.
12:30.7
Ano?
12:31.7
Ulan nalang mag-buranga.
12:36.7
Alam niyo na ngayon, may knock-knock pa kayo.
12:38.7
Ay, anak.
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Kailangan sinasabi ko.
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Anak-nak.
12:41.7
Anak-nak.
12:42.7
Who's there?
12:43.7
Labanos.
12:44.7
Labanos who?
12:49.7
Labanos with somebody.
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I would really miss you, somebody.
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Yeah, Labanos with somebody.
13:01.7
With somebody who loves me.
13:05.7
Oh, Labanos with somebody.
13:09.7
Ano yun? May startup pa yun.
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Labanos.
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Yeah, Labanos.
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Oh, Labanos.
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Ay!
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Wala yun, madaya atang nagsisimula.
13:20.7
Gusto pa rin si Arielle.
13:21.7
Oh, gusto pa rin.
13:22.7
O, sige na.
13:23.7
Ang panguling grupo, si Arielle at Marvic.
13:27.7
Welcome back!
13:28.7
Dito ako, dito ako.
13:35.7
Pag-iinis mo muna.
13:37.7
Pag-iinis mo muna yung mga halat dito.
13:39.7
Okay po, sir.
13:40.7
Baka madulas kayo eh.
13:41.7
Iyon yung janitor.
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Ito pala eh.
13:43.7
Teka.
13:44.7
Pinatawag niya daw po ako.
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Hindi, tawag niya estudyante.
13:46.7
Yung estudyante, tinatawag niya.
13:48.7
Pag-iinisin muna to.
13:50.7
Pakilinus muna, sir.
13:51.7
Tinawag ako ng estudyante.
13:53.7
Tinatawag niya po ako, principal.
13:55.7
Opo, kasi nga papalinis to.
13:57.7
Yan, salamat po.
13:58.7
Anong pangalan niyo?
13:59.7
Yung isang…
14:00.7
Mang Waldo.
14:01.7
Mang Waldo.
14:02.7
Yan.
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Okay na po yan.
14:04.7
Pakitawag niyo estudyante kasi may gagawin pa.
14:05.7
Salamat po.
14:06.7
O, pakitawag na lang.
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May recitation pa.
14:08.7
Sige na lang, sir.
14:09.7
Pakishow you na lang po, ha.
14:10.7
Opo, opo.
14:11.7
Okay.
14:13.7
Pakitawag si Luigi.
14:16.7
Bakit?
14:17.7
Salamat, Waldo.
14:18.7
Siipag, masiipag yun.
14:19.7
Si Mang Waldo.
14:21.7
Si Mang Waldo, masiipag talaga yun.
14:23.7
Hello, hello.
14:24.7
Patapos na lang, pinapagod pa yung kalbo eh.
14:26.7
Hindi, tinawag yung estudyante.
14:27.7
Kinakabana ko dyan.
14:28.7
Opo.
14:29.7
Tinatawag ko siya.
14:31.7
Bakit?
14:32.7
Yung maes ginagawa ang mic.
14:37.7
Nalilito eh.
14:38.7
Mga session minggo.
14:39.7
Mga session minggo, yung nanay nung janitor ang patawad niyo, ha.
14:43.7
Kinakain siya ng tropo.
14:46.7
Okay.
14:47.7
Okay, ready na ba kayo?
14:48.7
Hindi pa.
14:51.7
Okay na, take your time.
14:53.7
Sige.
14:54.7
Ready na?
14:55.7
Ready.
14:56.7
Okay.
14:57.7
Ang gulay na ito ay madalas ginagamit na panggisa.
15:00.7
Nag-trending ito simula last year dahil sa napakamahal nitong presyo.
15:07.7
Wow.
15:09.7
Ano ito?
15:10.7
Nakapag hinihiwa ay nakakaiyak.
15:15.7
Nakakaiyak?
15:16.7
Pag hinihiwa?
15:17.7
Nakakaiyak ito.
15:18.7
Okay, para sa mga nakaka-LL.
15:21.7
Sibuyas.
15:22.7
Sibuyas, ma'am.
15:23.7
Sibuyas.
15:24.7
Sibuyas!
15:25.7
Tama!
15:26.7
Ang sibuyas, hindi nyo naitatanong.
15:30.7
Ang pinakamalaki, pinakamalaki sibuyas ay naharvest sa UK.
15:37.7
Gano'n malaki?
15:39.7
Yung pinakamalaki sibuyas, ang pang magsasaka doon, si Peter Glazebrook.
15:44.7
Ang timbang ng sibuyas niya, 8.1 kilos.
15:51.7
Isa lang yun, sir.
15:53.7
Ang daing ginisa noon.
15:55.7
8 kilo.
15:56.7
Isa lang.
15:57.7
Ang bigat.
15:58.7
Isa lang.
15:59.7
Malaki, ha?
16:01.7
Dito na pala.
16:02.7
Dito na pala.
16:04.7
Dito na pala.
16:06.7
Di ba pumunta siya yung janitor natin, sir?
16:08.7
Wala pa.
16:09.7
Wala pa?
16:10.7
Wala pa yung janitor.
16:11.7
Ito pa nga.
16:12.7
Tawagin mo kasi.
16:20.7
Knock, knock, sir.
16:21.7
Knock, knock.
16:22.7
Knock, knock, ma'am.
16:23.7
Who's there?
16:24.7
Sibuyas.
16:25.7
Sibuyas, who?
16:26.7
Bahay ko po.
16:28.7
Ano? Tutuloy pa ba namin?
16:33.7
Sibuyas.
16:34.7
Sibuyas.
16:35.7
Music, please.
16:45.7
Life is but a dream.
16:48.7
I gotta save it, I gotta commit sanity.
16:52.7
I gotta love it, I gotta love it, I'm alive.
16:56.7
Life is but a dream, sweetheart.
16:59.7
Sibu, sibu.
17:07.7
Sibu, sibu.
17:11.7
Sibu, sibu.
17:15.7
Sibu.
17:18.7
Sibu.
17:21.7
Galing.
17:23.7
Very good.
17:24.7
Knock, knock, ma'am.
17:25.7
Who's there?
17:26.7
Cleavage.
17:32.7
Okay.
17:33.7
Knock, knock, ma'am.
17:35.7
O sige.
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Last na to kasi.
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May knock, knock pa.
17:41.7
May knock, knock muna bago spin.
17:42.7
Mag-spin din si ma'am.
17:44.7
Okay.
17:45.7
Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
17:47.7
Labanos.
17:48.7
Labanos, who?
17:49.7
Nagamit tayo, ma'am.
17:50.7
Music.
18:01.7
I can almost see it.
18:04.7
The dream I'm dreaming but
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There's a voice inside my head.
18:11.7
You'll never reach it.
18:14.7
Every step I'm taking.
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Every move I make feels
18:21.7
Lost with no direction.
18:24.7
My faith is shaking but
18:27.7
I, I gotta be strong.
18:33.7
Gotta keep my head held high.
18:37.7
Let's go, Dominic!
18:39.7
No, quiet please.
18:41.7
There's always gonna be another mountain.
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I'm always gonna wanna make it move.
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Always gonna be an uphill battle.
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Eto na, eto na.
18:52.7
Sometimes I'm gonna labano.
18:56.7
Spin.
18:57.7
Spin, ma'am.
18:58.7
Spin.
18:59.7
Spin, ma'am.
19:00.7
Spin ka.
19:01.7
Spin.
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Ang galing, oh.
19:04.7
Oh.
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Wala, wala, wala.
19:13.7
Oh.
19:14.7
Laughter.
19:43.7
Laughter.
20:12.7
Laughter.
20:13.7
Laughter.