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01:09.2
Mahulog ka muna dito.
01:12.2
Kinulang ka ng velocity.
01:19.2
Simang, gusto mo, Chris, ha?
01:22.2
Kung ikaw may portal, saan ka pupunta?
01:24.2
Gago, anong, bibigyan ko yung sarili ko.
01:26.2
Gago, anong, bibigyan ko yung sarili ko.
01:27.2
Gago, anong, bibigyan ko yung sarili ko.
01:28.2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:33.2
Iba gusto mo, Chris?
01:34.2
Is that what you wanted to hear, Chris?
01:35.2
Is that what you wanted to hear?
01:50.2
Pakita sa akin yan, Yorgo!
01:53.2
Gago, nababalew nga ya?
01:54.2
Gago, tinong mga galaw!
01:55.2
Gago, tinong mga galaw!
01:57.6
Alright, who's gonna do who's gonna do
02:03.6
Inaisip pa rin ako sa Doctor Strange, gagaw
02:10.2
Ay, mali, mali, mali
02:11.2
Punta ka pa, punta ka pa dun
02:15.2
So you will use the power of momentum para i-launch
02:17.2
Tanggalin mo muna to
02:19.2
Tanggalin mo muna yun, parang walang nakaharang
02:21.2
May oras yan, ako na pahala
02:23.2
Okay, sige, sige, sige
02:25.2
Okay, who's gonna do it? You're gonna do it!
02:30.9
I'm ready, I'm ready, bro!
02:39.4
That was f***ing awesome!
02:48.2
Hindi ko na time na ma-ayop!
02:49.7
Hindi, mali yung nilagay mo ayop ka at yung baba!
02:54.0
Dapat yung taasan tatanggalin mo, yung dark blue yung lalagay mo dyan!
02:57.7
Ayo nga! Tama, tama, tama!
03:08.7
I only created this test to watch test subjects fail, and you didn't.
03:13.7
You must be very, very proud.
03:16.7
I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you.
03:21.7
Hey, at least it's a trophy, okay?
03:23.2
What the heck? Ano bang ito?
03:24.7
Ah, kailangan natin yung cube.
03:25.7
Wait lang, let me check.
03:26.7
Let me experiment a bit.
03:29.7
Wait lang, ano mo nga.
03:30.7
Let me investigate something here.
03:33.2
Tayo ka nga dito.
03:34.2
Check out what's over here.
03:39.7
Isang tanong, isang sagot.
03:47.7
Wala bang puti dyan?
03:49.7
Where's the whites, man?
03:50.7
There's no whites?
03:53.2
Ating kailangan natin i-
03:54.7
Kailangan may magdalunch pa kutaloon ako—
03:57.2
Masa taas lang, bro.
04:00.2
Oo, unahin na kita, ya.
04:06.7
Kayan ang bilis gako?
04:07.7
Parang dilag yung PC ko.
04:12.2
Pag may VR na ito,
04:12.7
hilong-hilo ka na siguro.
04:19.7
Don't you do it, bro, okay?
04:22.1
Okay, we got this
04:23.9
Pag ito nahulog, ulit na naman tayo
04:37.4
Huwag mo dati yan!
04:40.4
Oh, no, no, no, no!
04:42.4
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:45.4
Grab it, you little shit
04:48.4
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
04:55.4
Genshin Impact puzzles
05:11.4
We're stuck in a loop, bro
05:15.4
Wait lang, wait lang
05:19.4
We're gonna do the same shit again
05:23.4
You go through my shit
05:24.4
Build the momentum, yeah?
05:43.4
Oh, shit, dat mabilisan
05:49.4
Ay, hindi, hindi pwede
05:50.4
Yeah, yeah, dat mabilisan
05:53.4
Okay, game, game ulit
06:01.4
Go, go, talon na, talon na
06:02.4
Dito, talon na, dito, bro
06:09.4
Did we fucking make it?
06:12.4
So, it's a battle of time
06:14.4
Pero, wait lang, ito
06:16.4
Diba nang hulog ako dito?
06:17.4
Kasi lalunch mo ako dito, diba?
06:22.4
So, ang naisip ko is
06:24.4
Habang nasa taas pa ako dito
06:27.4
Pipindutin mo lang
06:29.4
Pero, yung momentum ko pa
06:30.4
Momentum ko pa baba
06:32.4
Momentum ko pa baba
06:33.4
Ilalagyan mo ako agad dito
06:35.4
Tapos ilalagay mo
06:36.4
Laglalagay ka rin dyan
06:37.4
Para yung momentum ko sa pataas
06:40.4
Tapos pupunta na mo
06:41.4
Kapapalaman ako doon
06:44.4
Alright, alright, alright
06:46.4
Yung may gusto mo, Chris?
06:48.4
Yung may gusto mo?
06:49.4
Alam mo ah, isang oras naro ba kami dito?
06:52.4
Science, man, science
06:53.4
You ready, you ready?
06:56.4
You better press the right portal, bro
07:00.4
Wait lang, wait lang
07:06.4
Yung may gusto mo, Chris?
07:14.4
Si Chris talaga yung Gladys dito
07:20.4
What the hell is this?
07:27.4
Alright, there you go
07:38.4
Dapat may isa kang maglagay ka na portal dun
07:41.4
Okay, maglagay ka
07:44.4
Alright, there you go
07:52.4
Do the same thing
07:54.4
Wait lang, meron ka dun?
07:56.4
Ay, oo nga, duman ulit, ulit, ulit, ulit
08:04.4
Ay, duman ulit, ulit, ulit, ulit
08:06.4
Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang
08:08.4
So, di mo dapat aalisin portal mo?
08:13.4
Di ko dapat aalisin to
08:18.4
Okay, jan ka lang
08:21.4
Punta ka sa kabila
08:28.4
Now, give me a free portal there, bro
08:32.4
Wala ka bang portal?
08:40.4
Tama tama tama tama
08:42.4
Sacot kasingan nga
08:44.4
Sacot nga powopo nako
08:47.4
Ano gusto mo Chris?
08:49.4
Ano gusto mo Chris?
08:50.4
Isusuri ang brainchills namin
08:55.4
O, paano nito сakingan nga
08:59.4
Hindi ako yung pwede
09:00.4
Ikaw dapat din papasok doon ulit
09:01.4
You go there, bro.
09:09.4
Actually, pwede ka na nga pumasok doon.
09:12.4
Let's see what you're doing, bro.
09:16.4
Ngayon, wag mo nga alisin niya yung undone.
09:19.4
Yan, ilipat mo dito. Dark blue.
09:29.4
Holy shit, I'm blocked.
09:31.4
Wait, saan ba tayo pumunta dito, diba?
09:35.4
So, we need something that will launch us from here to there.
09:39.4
Hindi, kailangan pa ata.
09:41.4
Sino man kailangan yan?
09:43.4
Meron bang lagayan na ito dyan?
09:45.4
What box? Dito? Wala.
09:47.4
Diba ito? Wala ang kwentang box yan.
09:56.4
Wait, wait, wait.
09:58.4
What's that cube?
09:59.4
Feeling ko wala nga.
10:00.4
Wala yung cube na yan.
10:05.4
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:07.4
Merong kwenta yung cube dyan.
10:10.4
Iyalatag mo lang dyan.
10:14.4
Ang galing mo talaga, Trinil.
10:16.4
Galig-galig mo talaga, Trinil.
10:18.4
Maglalagay ka dito at dito.
10:25.4
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
10:31.4
Should launch you.
10:44.4
You know who dances around like an imbecile
10:46.4
when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?
10:49.4
Fortnite players.
10:54.4
Ang ba'y gusto mo, Chris?
10:55.4
Ang ba'y gusto mo?
10:56.4
Ang ba'y gusto mo?
10:57.4
Ang ba'y gusto mo?
10:58.4
Ang ba'y gusto mo?