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00:02.0
Dickface you're gathered here today
00:15.4
Oye, oye magdasalan mo yun ako eh Dickface
00:17.4
Okay, pag magsimula alright
00:19.4
Pray for Dickface bro
00:23.4
Please parang ikaw yung dadasalan ko eh
00:27.4
Dickface you're gathered here today
00:29.4
It's Ken's turn Chris
00:33.4
Dickface, we love you
00:35.4
Alam ko naman nakasalanan ni
00:37.4
Gian yung nangyari kagahap
00:43.4
No bro, no Dickface
00:45.4
You all know that I tried to save you right?
00:49.4
We were there, the two of us bro
00:51.4
We met eye to eye bro
00:53.4
And then when the time came bro
00:55.4
You know shit happens bro, just do be like that bro
00:57.4
I have a fish bro
00:59.4
I know you like fish
01:03.4
This is your fish bro
01:09.4
Chris say something
01:11.4
I don't really know what to say
01:13.4
Just say something Chris
01:15.4
Under the fact that you don't take accountability
01:19.4
Dickface deserves everything bro
01:21.4
Just bribe him man
01:23.4
Just say something bro
01:25.4
You would like that Chris? Just say something Chris
01:27.4
You would like that Chris?
01:29.4
Just say something Chris
01:31.4
Is this what you wanted Chris?
01:33.4
Is this what you wanted Chris?
01:37.4
I'm done in this video
01:39.4
For once don't be an asshole Chris
01:41.4
Just say something Dickface bro
01:43.4
We are gathered here today
01:45.4
To mourn the passing of
01:47.4
Dickface, as he died, as he lived
01:55.4
Dickface wouldn't appreciate that but okay bro
01:57.4
Dickface still loves you bro
01:59.4
What the fuck man
02:03.4
Back to work guys
02:07.4
Cut down the trees
02:17.4
Oh my god Dickface
02:23.4
Dickface died for your sins
02:27.4
It's not the same
02:29.4
No this is Dickface's reincarnation
02:31.4
It's not the same
02:37.4
It's a whole family bro
02:39.4
This is Dickface's family
02:49.4
Let's take a look
03:03.4
Okay each of us gets
03:07.4
The one on the far left
03:21.4
So what's the plan today Vanilla
03:25.4
I don't really know bro
03:27.4
Do what you do best bro
03:29.4
What do you mean we've been at this for
03:31.4
Oh yeah we need to
03:33.4
Get more animals bro
03:35.4
There's a lot of animals
03:39.4
The actual animals
03:43.4
And the pigs and stuff bro
03:47.4
I don't know shit
03:51.4
How is this you're not spawning
03:53.4
I think we need a tree
03:55.4
We have a lot of trees
03:57.4
It's not there bro
04:01.4
Finally the last tree that I need to farm
04:05.4
The dead body is still here
04:07.4
Yeah we gotta cut that shit down bro
04:09.4
It's bothering me
04:15.4
Time to fix this shit
04:17.4
Did you craft a fishing rod
04:19.4
I have a lot of fishing rods
04:23.4
If you open the fishing rod
04:25.4
It's already ready
04:27.4
How are we supposed to get this shit
04:29.4
How do we do this
04:33.4
I need to fix this shit
04:37.4
Protection, respiration, power
04:41.4
Is this a good fortune
04:43.4
The tree is the best
04:45.4
What do we do bro
04:49.4
Where's the fortune
04:51.4
Here's the fortune
04:57.4
I can do it fortune tree
04:59.4
Fortune tree good
05:01.4
I hope there's a fortune tree here
05:03.4
And there's someone else
05:07.4
Our dirty kitchen
05:11.4
Let's progress man
05:13.4
Someone made a weed
05:17.4
And now we got a hole bro
05:21.4
Yes I have a fortune tree now
05:25.4
This is giving a lot
05:33.4
You gotta put a hole here
05:41.4
You can fall there
05:51.4
That's not a fortune
05:53.4
This is a fortune
05:55.4
Dude we need raw beef
05:57.4
I need raw beef bro
06:05.4
We finished a quest
06:07.4
I need 16 leather bro
06:09.4
Which is why we need the cow
06:13.4
Let's make another island
06:17.4
Get all this dirt
06:19.4
Then I'll move it here
06:29.4
They spawned here
06:33.4
They're spawning here Chris
06:49.4
We're gonna get the moon meal and shit
06:51.4
Come here you little shit
07:07.4
I'm gonna fall again
07:13.4
I thought I made a gate
07:15.4
You don't need a fucking gate
07:25.4
I'll get a lot of cobblestone and all the dirt
07:35.4
I'll just put it in the furnace
07:45.4
What do you all want me to do
07:47.4
Do you want me to make a strainer
07:49.4
So I can get dirt and shit
07:57.4
I'm gonna make a hamper
08:05.4
Why are you like that
08:07.4
Sometimes I think I should participate
08:13.4
I'll get cobblestone
08:15.4
That's my job today
08:21.4
Go find your job bro
08:23.4
Go find your fucking job bro
08:25.4
Do you have a lot of cobblestone Ken
08:31.4
You threw my stuff
08:35.4
You took my bricks
08:37.4
What no I did not
08:39.4
Where's the bricks
08:47.4
Damn would you look at that
08:57.4
I can't make spruce
08:59.4
How do I make planks
09:07.4
Can I have one more obsidian please
09:15.4
It turns into a fucking mesh
09:17.4
We're doing something bro
09:21.4
Now I have a fucking
09:39.4
What's a good enchant
09:41.4
For farming things automatically
09:45.4
This mesh can be enchanted
09:47.4
What's a good enchantment
09:53.4
What's a good enchantment for that strainer
10:01.4
Someone crafted a stove
10:03.4
Finally we can cook
10:13.4
I'm gonna MLG clutch this shit
10:27.4
I was one block away
10:31.4
Look at my dead body
10:37.4
Now my body's gonna be there
