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PAG TAMA KA, MAY P500 KA (Conquest 2023)
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So, ano lang ito, ah, short.
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Kaling-kaling tao.
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Time is gold when watching ball.
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Yeah!
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Kumusta niyo mga kansan, nandito kami ngayon
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sa Conquest 2023.
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At maglaro na tayo ng
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aming pinakabagong segment.
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Ang pagtama ka,
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limandaan ka.
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May pambahe na agad kayo sa ticket.
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Hindi pa ilalaman ng mga tanong, kahit sinong
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hindi matalino ay masakasagot agad.
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So, grabe ka naman.
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Excuse me po.
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Hello po.
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Pwede po ba kayo ma-interview?
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Magtama ka, may
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500 pesos ka.
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May pa-pop quiz?
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Siyempre, parang lagi tayong gising.
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Kumpletuhin ang kasabihan.
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Ang buhay ay parang gulong.
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Gulong?
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Ganun kahirap ako naguguluhan e.
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Ang buhay ay parang gulong.
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Minsan nasa blank, minsan nasa blank.
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Minsan nata...
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Nata?
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Minsan nasa taas,
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minsan nasa baba.
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Magaling ka ba sa math?
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Siyempre, hindi.
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If 16 minus 4
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equals 12,
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tama?
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Sino ang gombursa?
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Ah, sila yung ano,
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sila yung tatlong pare na napugot.
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Ano ang tatlong
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ang pangalan nila?
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Ano ba yan?
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Gomez.
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Dalawa pa?
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Burgos.
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Buda-buda.
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Hindi ko alam.
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Hindi ko alam.
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Last try.
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Colafred po, colafred.
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Ano yung isa?
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Ano yun?
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Jacinto.
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Zamora.
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Zamora.
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Tama.
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Colafred.
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Yan ang friends.
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Ilang burol meron
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ng chocolate hills?
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Ilang burol?
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Parang walang
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titanong yan?
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Hindi ko alam.
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Ano bang namamatay doon?
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Namatay na yung princess natin.
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Sige, dahila.
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Tama na rin yung sagot mo.
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Paya 500 ka, babe.
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Salamat sa pagsalit.
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Thank you very much.
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Sino ang kino-cosplay mo, kuya?
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At ano name niya?
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I am Miss Scarlett
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cosplaying Zeri from League of Legends
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from the beautiful concrete jungles
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of Makati City.
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22 years old.
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And I believe in the saying,
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time is gold when watching ball.
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Thank you.
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Eita Wong, nothing wrong.
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Kung ang English ng Bibingka
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ay rice cake,
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ilan ang region ng Pinas?
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What the heck?
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13?
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17.
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Malapit na.
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Akala ko ba ang English?
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Sige, wala.
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Trial lang.
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All or nothing.
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Kung top 86 ang Philippines
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sa literacy rate.
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Wala naman joke dito.
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Ano ang 4th largest island in the Philippines?
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3.
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2.
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Negro.
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Thank you.
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Thank you pa sa pagsalit.
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Narong sa Eita Wong.
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Eita Wong na.
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Gusto mo bang manalo na
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500 pesos?
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So are you ready?
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Medyo, medyo.
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Medyo, medyo. Sige.
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Ano ang pipiliin mo?
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Taye na lasang chocolate
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o chocolate na lasang taye?
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What?
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Taye na lasang chocolate.
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Wala, wala.
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Kailangan makikita ko pa yung composition.
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Chocolate na lasang taye.
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What?
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Tama, tama.
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If 16 minus 4 equals 12.
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Diba?
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Tama ba ako?
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Sino ang kombursa?
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3 seconds.
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3, 2, 1.
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Hindi na kititiwala pa kami
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sa sambayan ng Pilipino sa kabatahan.
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Ano ang pipiliin mo?
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Sa bibig ka utot
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o sa puwit ka kakain?
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Oh my God, sa anu na utot sa bibig na ito.
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Bakit?
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Parang bad breath lang yun.
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Pwede, pwede.
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Face mask, diba?
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I'm the hunter from Monster Hunter Portable 3.
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Yes, Monster Hunter Portable 3 sa PSB.
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Thank you very much, Haru.
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Marami salamat.
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Ka-ching, ka-ching, tito Wil.
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Kung si Glock 9 ay isang barel,
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saan binaril si Rizal?
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Sa likod.
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Pwede na rin, pwede na rin.
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Kailangan managro, right?
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Tama, tama.
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Kung nalaglag ang sabon sa sahig,
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nalinis ba ang sahig o nadumihan ang sabon?
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Hirap naman yan.
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Nalinis yung sahig.
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For sure.
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Bakit?
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99.9% of germs mga wala.
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May surface yan.
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Malinis.
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High percentage mga wala yung dumi sa sahig.
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Tama.
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Mahirap.
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Mahirap?
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Uy, dalila.
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If 16 minus 4 is 12,
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sino ang gumburza?
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Kahit ano lang.
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Kahit 13 lang.
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Pwede bang call a friend?
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Call a friend?
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Sige, call a friend.
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Pagbigyan, call a friend.
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Sige, isa.
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Bigay ka lang yung sara.
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2, 1.
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Bye.
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Malang 250.
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Kalahati lang.
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Sino ang cosplay mo, ate?
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Viper.
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Vanessa.
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Full buy.
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Prime bundle.
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Natalino na mga ito.
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Parang maubos na ang pera ko agad nito.
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Lugi, lugi tayo sa content.
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Kailangan natin hirapan.
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What is the square root of,
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integer of 4 thirds?
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Kompletuhin ang kasabihan.
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Bato-bato sa langit, tamaan, wag.
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Maggalit.
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Tama-tama.
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1 out of 3.
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Sa English.
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Kung ang English ay bibingka,
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ako pala mali.
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Kung ang English ng bibingka ay rice cake,
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ilan ang region ng Pinas?
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Grabe.
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Wala.
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Sa gitna siya ng ano, from 10 at 20.
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12?
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Ayaw, malapit na.
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17.
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Pag natuno pa yung mga yelo,
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baka 16 nalang.
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Pero salamat po sa kapag-sali.
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Sir Guardian Saraco, from League of Legends.
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Thank you po.
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Pag tama ka, may 500 ka.
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Ano ang national vehicle
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ng Pilipinas?
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Jeep.
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Is that your final answer?
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Final answer na po ba yun?
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Jeep ba?
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Kanyang sap.
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Ayaw!
08:08.0
Hirapan natin. Magali ka ba sa math?
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Hindi.
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Pero sige, laban.
08:14.0
If 16 minus 4
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equals 12,
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tama ako, di ba?
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Sino ang gumbursa?
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Gumbursa?
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Gumbursa.
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Tama.
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Isa na lang.
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Papipiliin ka ng
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super power. Meron kang
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super speed, pero hinihika ka.
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O nakakahinga
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ka sa ilalim ng tubig,
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pero bangus ka.
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Doon na lang sa hinihika.
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Magiging tao pa rin ako doon.
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Hi!
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Wilson, ano po ang kinakosplay nyo?
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Ano indala nyo?
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May nakuha ka sa ibang booth.
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Thank you, Wilson. Maraming salamat.
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Thank you very much.
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Totoo ka ka talaga.
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Hello.
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Ano lang ito? Short.
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Pag tama ka, may 500 pesos ka.
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Ilang pi meron ang Pilipinas?
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Dalawa.
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Tama.
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Second question.
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Second question.
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Kung nalaglag ang sabon sa sahig,
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nalinis ba ang sahig
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o nadumihan ba ang sabon?
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Nadumihan ang sabon.
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Bakit? Sticky kasi yung sabon
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so nagsistick yung dumi.
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Sobrang bilis.
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Sobrang bilis. Magaling ko ba sa
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mat?
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No, I'm not.
10:04.0
Kunyari, mamamatay ka na,
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kailangan mo pumili
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chocolate na lasang tae
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o chocolate na lasang tae?
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Chocolate na lasang tae kasi at least di madumi.
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Hygienic.
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Thank you. Very good.
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Dahil ikaw ay magaling magisip,
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ito ang 500 mo.
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Thank you.
10:26.0
Thank you.
10:36.0
Pag tama ka,
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may 500 ka.
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First question.
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Kung ang English ng Bibingka
10:44.0
ay rice cake,
10:46.0
ilan ang region ng Pinas?
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1 to 12.
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Oh my God.
10:56.0
Lapit na.
11:00.0
Kung si Glock 9
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ay isang baril,
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saan binaril si Jose Rizal?
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Sa
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Bagumbayan.
11:10.0
We got a historian here.
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Okay lang ba
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na magkaagusto sa'yo
11:16.0
ang mga crush mo pero lahat sila may
11:18.0
girl best friend?
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Okay lang. Ako din may girl best friend.
11:26.0
I'm cosplaying as
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Ling Xiaoyu from Tekken 8.
11:30.0
Yes, isang move na dyan.
11:32.0
Isang Xiaoyu move na talagang counter.
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Split ka rin.
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Ako naman.
11:42.0
500.
11:46.0
Thank you very much.
11:48.0
Thank you for participating. Marami salamat.
11:50.0
Thank you.
12:08.0
Thank you for watching!



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