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Bulagaan 2023 Miss Universe | January 14, 2023
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00:00.0
Say food, engap ang la.
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Eng bihit ang siting.
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Ting-ting-ting-tang-tang-ting.
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Tang-ting-ting-ting-tang-tang-tang.
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Say food, engap ang la.
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Engbihit ang siting.
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Ting-ting-ting-tang-tang-ting.
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Tang-ting-ting-ting-tang-tang-tang.
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Ting-ting-ting-ting-tang-tang-ting.
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Naku-oras na mag-parang bulakan.
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Palao, kailangan malinis na yung classroom.
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Wait lang at.
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Kailangan...
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spray-spray tayo para medyo...
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Hmm.
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Repressing.
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Oh, d'yan na yung mga estudyante.
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Kailangan ayusin ko yung mga...
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Ayan lang!
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Time na! Time na!
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Dali lang!
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Puting linis lang ng classroom.
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Let's go mga classmates!
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Classmates!
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Come on everyone!
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Lirap nung ano.
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Classmates!
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Hindi ako nag-review.
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Hindi ka nag-aaral?
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Hindi ako nag-review.
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Hi! Kuya!
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Ayaw matawag.
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Kuya, nalinis mo na.
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Ha! Yung tagalaman niya na mam!
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Kuya!
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Hello, class!
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Good morning, ma'am!
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Good afternoon, class!
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Good afternoon, Mr. Principal!
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Good afternoon, ma'am!
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Good afternoon, sir!
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Naka-ready na kayo sa examen ngayon?
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Of course, Mr. Principal!
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Tayo pa ba?
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Kaya nga natin ito, but first...
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Yes!
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Dami-dami niyo napapansin.
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Sorry, ma'am!
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Kaya na ito.
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Okay.
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Good afternoon, class! Good afternoon, Mr. Principal!
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Welcome to Bulagaan 2023!
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Yes, ito na.
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Thank you, Mr. Principal!
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Simulan na natin ang recitation.
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Ang topic natin ngayon ay
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Kinalaman sa Miss Universe.
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January 14 yan sa Amerika.
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O!
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Class, nag-review ba kayo?
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Yes, ma'am!
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Okay, ma'am!
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Sige, sige! Good luck, ha!
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Umpisan natin sa group number one!
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Maha Ross, Camille,
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Marie Pauline,
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at Christopher Ruiz!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Bago na ako!
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Ay, nagtagumpa na nga tayo!
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I see you
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Looking at my feet
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I see you
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Tenga-tenga, chonda-tenga, babaguito
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Chachi, hey!
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Zoom in! Zoom out!
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Zoom in! Zoom out!
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Zoom in! Zoom out!
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Okay, baby, wag kage-wag!
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Tewa si raki-ow!
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Ano?
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Good night!
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Okay, what's up, class?
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Ano bang classic-classic ito? Dahil dancer.
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Afternoon class!
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Teka!
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Ma'am, ito ba yung dancing school? Ano ba?
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Hindi ko rin lang! Pasulpot-sulpot na lang yun eh!
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Kapilang section!
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Parang bagay to sa kanta nila,
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Zungaw!
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Zungaw!
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Zungaw!
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Zungaw!
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Hi, class!
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You're so beautiful today, ma'am!
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What? Christopher Lu?
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Oh, yes, ma'am!
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Because my other classmates are
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my other groupmates are not present.
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They were suspended.
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No, not suspended. Just not today.
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One was arrested.
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Uy!
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Detained.
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Busy lang po.
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Okay, okay.
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Pero kahit ano man yun, nakapag-review naman kayo.
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Yes, ma'am!
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That's good.
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Okay, ito na yung tanong ko sa inyo.
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Makinig mabuti.
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Sa bansang ito, nang galing
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ang first ever Miss Universe
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nung 1952,
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na si Armie Custela.
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Anong bansa ito
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na makikita sa Northern Europe?
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Ma'am, ma'am! May question lang po ako
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bago kami sumagot.
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What's your question?
04:17.0
Sino ba to talaga ang kasama namin bagong dito sa classroom?
04:19.0
Anong?
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May pinumulong sa apin.
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Janitor yan.
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Sige, salamat, kuya!
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Miss Principal!
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Kanina pa yung naglilinis eh.
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Para talagang malinis yung classroom.
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Thank you, kuya!
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O ano?
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Wala po.
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Alam po namin yan, ma'am.
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Ina-underestimate naman po kami. Nag-review po kami.
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Yan ay
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Finland!
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Finland? Opo! Correct pa?
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Hindi yun ang itatalong.
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Ano po yung tanong?
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Nitong
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2022, last year lang.
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Five years nang
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naumuna bilang
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world's happiest country.
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Ganon ang Finland.
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The world happiness report
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ng isang publication ng
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United Nations Sustainable
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Development Solutions Network.
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At yung binanggit mo si Amie Cucera
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para sa kaalaman nyo rin at hindi nyo
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na itatanong, kauna-una Miss Universe,
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ang napangasawa Pilipino.
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Uy, talaga!
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Hilario!
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I didn't know that!
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Hilario!
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May ani ng Gilarmi Apartment.
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At hindi nyo na itatanong.
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Yung Finland.
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Dating host yan sa mga TV show.
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Si Ed Finland.
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Finland yun!
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Okay, okay.
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Iba yun! Iba yun!
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Alam nyo na ngayon, ha?
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Knock, knock, ma'am!
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Finland!
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Who?
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Touch me now.
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Yes, go with your idea.
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At close my eyes.
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Breathe away.
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It must have been love.
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But it's over now.
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It must have been good.
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But I lost it so bad.
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It must have been love.
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It must have been love.
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But it's over now.
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It must have been good.
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But I lost it so bad.
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Dahil sa choreography nyo,
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dapat 100 makuha nyo.
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Thank you, Dita Zen.
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Nakakanatahan namin.
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Kailangan may sayaw pa rin.
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Ryan, uso yung kambal ngayon.
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Ano ba may kambal na number mo dyan?
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Nakuhugan naman yung kambal!
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Okay, iputin nyo na.
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Huwag ka mag-ulat ka pa.
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Kambal!
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Okay.
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Thank you very much,
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Ma'am Principal and Ma'am Addison.
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Thank you.
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Gusto gusto din na yan,
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Carla. Hello.
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Sige, sige. Okay, ito na.
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Tawagin mo natin ang next batch.
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Ang group number two.
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Mga be the next.
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Si Claire, Karlen, Sheena,
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Kim Paul, Mars, at Malia.
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Uy!
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🎶
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Good afternoon, class!
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Good afternoon, ma'am!
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Nag-review pa kayo?
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Yes!
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Ready na po. Sure? Yes.
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Okay, ito na. Uy, batihin nyo muna
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si Mr. Principal. Hello, Mr. Principal.
08:13.0
Hello, Mr. Principal.
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Okay, ito na ang tanong ko sa inyo.
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Sa bilang na eight grounds,
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nangunguna ito sa listahan
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na may pinakamaraming panalo
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sa Miss Universe.
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Anong bansa ito na naging presidente
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sina George W. Bush,
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Barack Obama, at Donald Trump?
08:31.0
Si Miles po alam.
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Oh, Miles. Alam ko po yan.
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Miles, dito ka.
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Walang iba, kundi ang
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United States of America.
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Yun!
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Paano pa lang Amerika lang?
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Okay, very good, class. Tama.
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Tama yan. At saka, meron lang yung
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baka hindi na naman naitatanong
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nitong mga kapatid.
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Ang flag ng Amerika, alam natin
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lahat merong fifty states, ano, kaya may fifty
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stars. Pero hindi na
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itatanong, ano yung mga stripes?
09:01.0
May thirteen stripes yun.
09:03.0
Yung thirteen stripes na yun,
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nire-represent naman yun yung
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original thirteen colonies nila
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nung araw.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
09:13.0
Now you know, class, ha?
09:15.0
Now we know.
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Alam niyo po ba, Sir Principal,
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meron po kaming knock-knock.
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Go, Miles!
09:23.0
Let's go, Miles!
09:25.0
Sige, knock-knock!
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Knock-knock!
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Who's there? Amerika!
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Who?
09:39.0
At ako pa ba
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iibigin pa?
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Pag-ikarasan,
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Pag-ibigin,
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usang lalang
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Amerika lalang!
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Amerika lalang!
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Ani nganasal
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sa araw-araw
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Amerika lalang!
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Amerika lalang!
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Ani nganasal
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sa araw-araw
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Kapal! Kapal!
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Kapal lang! Kapal!
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Kapal!
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Kapal! Kapal!
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Sama!
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Basok na lang tayo.
10:35.0
Ano po yung Ma'am at Principal?
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Alis na po kami?
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Alis na po kami.
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Walang nakaalis.
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Yun ang nangkabal ng tila.
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Amerika lalang.
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Ay!
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Jhonny Torn,
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tapit-apit ka ng konti.
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Magkaklarasin kami.
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Waldo.
10:54.0
Waldo?
10:55.0
Di ba Mario ang pangalan niyo?
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Oo.
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Bring it, Luigi.
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Salamat po, janitor.
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O sige na, eto na.
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Eto, tawagin natin ang group number 3 na sina Jose Maria at Paulo Elito.
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Hi, ma'am. Hi, sir.
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Hello.
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Sir, may start talk pa ako, ah.
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Pagdaliin natin.
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Sige, bibinisan natin to. Ready na ba kayo?
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Yes, po, ma'am.
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Always.
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Okay, ang tanong.
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Ang representative ng bansang ito,
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ang first runner-up ni Pia Wurtzbach
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sa controversial na Miss Universe Coronation noong 2015.
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Anong country ito na ipinangalan kay Christopher Columbus?
11:41.0
Cabanatuan, ma'am.
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Mali.
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Christopher Columbus, eh.
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So, nasa Christopher yan.
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Christopher yan.
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Santo Cristo sa Tondo.
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Wrong answer, ma'am.
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Columbia.
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Columbia.
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Tama.
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Correct.
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Hindi niyo na itatanong.
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Ah, yan. Sige po.
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Yang Columbia.
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Ano-ano ang binibintang diyan.
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Pero itong bansang ito,
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ang sinasabing leading source of coffee.
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Ah.
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Emeralds.
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Emeralds in the world.
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Sila ang leading.
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At saka, hindi lang yun, sir.
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May madagdagang, kuya, mga hindi niyo na itatanong.
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Diyan nagumpisa ang Kolumbiang Hubad.
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Lumpiang Hubad.
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Lumpiang Hubad yun.
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Doon na uso.
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Okay.
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Mga kaibigan.
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First time po mangyayari ito.
12:40.0
Ito ang knock-knock na commercial.
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Knock-knock na commercial?
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Sige.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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Columbia.
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Columbia who?
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Mga kaibigan.
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Bago po tayo magpatuloy,
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narito po na ang isang patalastas.
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Narito na po ang isang bakla.
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Uy.
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Uy, patalastas.
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Patalastas.
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Uy.
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Mga Dabberpants,
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ganito ba ang inyong mga kukelya?
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Anong kukelya?
13:05.0
Anong kukelya?
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Mga kukong.
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Kukong.
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Ah, okay.
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Madudumi ba ang inyong mga kukelya?
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Kung ganito ka dudumi ang inyong mga kukelya,
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tumamit lang ng...
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Columbia.
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Columbia.
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Miss every reason
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to sing and dance.
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The secret of beauty
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is in your hands.
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Columbia.
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Columbia.
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Your beauty shines
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in Columbia.
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Marami niyo yun.
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Columbia.
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Okay.
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Ah, wala po. Okay.
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Ako meron.
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Eto na.
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Eto na yun.
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Bang, bang, Joey.
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Bang, bang.
14:03.0
Ayan na nga.
14:04.0
Ayan na nga.
14:05.0
Ayan na nga.
14:06.0
Ayan na nga.
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Ayan na nga.
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Iliwanan ako.
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Ako'y Megaly.
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Laya na tayo.
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Nagkakabalan ka.
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Ayan na nga.
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Sabi na nga bak.
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Sige, pasok na do'n. Pasok na do'n.
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Pasok mo na.
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Pasok na.
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Sige na, eto na ang huling grupo.
14:31.0
Ang group number 4 na si Marvic.
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Uy, Marvic.
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Anong grupo?
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Nag-iisa na lang ako.
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Bakit mag-iisa ka na lang d'yan, Marvic?
14:40.0
Asan yung partner mo?
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Wala yung kagrupo ko, mami.
14:43.0
Asan?
14:44.0
Nabas dancer?
14:45.0
Dancer.
14:46.0
Bakit may wala dancer? Ba't gano'n?
14:50.0
Pag sila dahing-dahing dancer, oh.
14:51.0
Oo.
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Music!
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Music!
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Music!
15:26.0
Marvic!
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I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
15:29.0
Marvic, baka ngayon lang yung nireview mo, ha.
15:31.0
Ano yan? So, saluhin mo na yan?
15:32.0
Kaya mo na? Saluhin yan?
15:34.0
Pwede ba ako kumuha ng partner, ma'am?
15:36.0
O, pa'no ba yun, Mr. Principal?
15:38.0
Ipayagan mo.
15:39.0
Pwede kaya?
15:43.0
Paray, paray.
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Paray.
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Ay!
15:47.0
Pwede ka bang maka-partner?
15:49.0
Ay, bossing.
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Sa ano lang po ako, eh.
15:51.0
Sa maintenance and cleanliness of the classroom.
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Hindi, ako mahal lang sa'yo.
15:55.0
Basta sulod-sulod ka lang sa akin, ha.
15:57.0
Sige, sige, bossing.
15:58.0
Marunong ko ba mag-nakna?
16:01.0
Susunod lang ako sa'yo.
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Ha?
16:03.0
Susunod lang ako sa'yo.
16:04.0
Firm.
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Pwede ba talk?
16:06.0
Firm, ha.
16:07.0
Marunong yan, mga talk.
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Mga talk.
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Sige, sige, sige.
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Susubukan natin yan.
16:15.0
Try niyo, ha?
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Okay, eto na ang tanong.
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Why don't we change outfit?
16:19.0
O, baba, baba.
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Opo!
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Let's go!
16:23.0
Yes, kaya ba, friend?
16:25.0
Okay na, okay na.
16:27.0
Pwede ba?
16:28.0
Ito, ito, ito.
16:29.0
Wow, litang chance.
16:32.0
Okay, tanong.
16:33.0
Sa history ng Miss Universe,
16:35.0
working student pala ito?
16:36.0
Ang only country to win back-to-back
16:39.0
noong 2008 at 2009.
16:42.0
Anong bansa ito na may capital na Caracas?
16:45.0
Alam mo ba?
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Susunod lang ako sa'yo.
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Caracas.
16:49.0
Ikaw sumagot.
16:50.0
O.
16:52.0
Maybe the answer is
16:54.0
Venezuela.
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Ma, uy!
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Iba rin!
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Aray!
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Ito yung, yan ba, isang bulakan.
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Hindi, Valenzuela.
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Valenzuela.
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This is international.
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Venezuela.
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Venezuela.
17:07.0
Magaling ito, magaling ito.
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Venezuela.
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Hindi niyo na itatanong.
17:10.0
Nagiginig lagi sa klase.
17:12.0
Yung Venezuela,
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yung top 2 na pagdating sa pinakamaraming
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nakukurona yung Miss Universe
17:19.0
at saka yung Miss World,
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sila lagi ang top sa pinakamarami.
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Pito sa Miss Universe
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at anim sa Miss World.
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Ganon katindi yun.
17:30.0
Okay, knock-knock.
17:32.0
Susunod ka lang sa'kin.
17:33.0
Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
17:35.0
Venezuela.
17:36.0
Venezuela who?
17:37.0
Music, please.
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She's in the superstation.
17:46.0
I feel a premonition.
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That girl is gonna make us
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That girl is gonna make me fall.
17:54.0
She'll make you break your heart
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so let's go dancing in the rain.
18:00.0
She'll make you live a crazy life
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but she'll take away your pain.
18:05.0
Like a cooler to your brain.
18:07.0
Come on!
18:09.0
Side in, side out
18:11.0
Living in a Venezuela.
18:14.0
She'll push and pull you out
18:17.0
Living in a Venezuela.
18:20.0
Living in a Venezuela.
18:23.0
Living in a Venezuela.
18:25.0
Living in a Venezuela.
18:32.0
Sambal!
18:34.0
Uy, sambal din.
18:35.0
Bye!
19:05.0
Sambal!
19:35.0
Sambal!