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I-play with my cat
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I-play with my cat
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I-play with my cat
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I-play with my cat
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I-play with my cat
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Play switch with me
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Let's play the switch here
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High on the hill with a lonely goatee
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Lay on lay on lay
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Yes, it's a boob!
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Na-flat niya ba yun?
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Mamaya na naman, magsusukan na naman kayo!
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Magsikain na kayo!
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Welcome to my house!
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I'm so sorry, ngayon ko lang kayo na-welcome dito.
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If you don't know me,
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because I will be
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Scarlet's mama for a day
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and nakikita n'yo naman
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ang init itong soot
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pero have you seen
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This is my Hayden.
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Oh, and this is my daughter,
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I'm mama Vicky, remember?
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Wait, we'll talk later.
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Hindi to pwede sa biruan.
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It's time to meet my daughter.
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Oh, Scarlet baby!
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I'm gonna be your mommy
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Do I look like your mommy?
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Can I be your mama for a day?
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So, what do you want me to do?
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I'm gonna be your mommy.
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Play Switch with me.
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Okay, let's play the Switch here.
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Switch in the camera.
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Iniwan ako, teka.
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See, your papa said let's play.
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Do you want to breastfeed mama first?
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I'm seven, I'm not a baby.
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I love you, mommy loves you.
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Remember M, remember E, put them together.
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Now we're going to play Pokemon, Scarlet.
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I like Pokemon, you know?
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You went out of my Pokemon.
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You went out of my Pokemon?
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It's the Pokemon.
02:40.0
Look at my investments, guys.
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Look, I bought this.
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I bought this for you.
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I bought this in Kalentong.
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Say, I love you, mommy.
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I love you, mommy.
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You know, you're friends with me.
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Ginawa akong sopa noong bata.
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Nanginginig na yung mga kalamdang ko.
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Scarlet, please look at me naman.
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Hindi ako pinapansin ang mga batang to.
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Ako nagigigil sa inyo ha.
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Hindi kayo makausap ng maayos.
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May doppelganger.
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Dr. Wei, before we leave.
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Na-run over na yung suyok.
03:34.0
Doc, saan ka pupunta?
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Patulan na tayo dito.
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Patulan na tayo dito.
03:44.0
Is this not for the aircon?
03:46.0
No, after you destroy the...
03:54.0
Okay, this one, this is me.
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No, that's not you.
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No, that's actually damage.
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Can you massage me first?
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Come on, massage mommy.
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Yung spinal column ko.
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Oh, this is my governess.
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Maria of Sound of Music.
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High on the hill with a lonely goat
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And lay on lay on lay on
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I don't like this song.
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Okay, let's go to the playroom.
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You don't even know where the playroom is.
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I know where the playroom is.
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I built this city on rock and roll.
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Where's the playroom?
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Look closer. It's the elevator.
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Are we in SM? Why do you have elevator here?
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The playroom is here!
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Wow, this is the best playroom ever!
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From now on, I will sleep here, okay?
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You have to pay me 1 million dollars.
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Raise your hand if you want to play Husu
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and put thumbs up if you want to play Zingo.
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It's because we're starting, it should be easy first.
05:14.0
Why your tongue is stuck?
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The green one is easier.
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The green one is easier.
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Smile is the last.
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Can you give me a board while I fix this?
05:56.0
I'm having a hard time with my heels.
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Call me Madam Vicky.
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Where is my baby Scarlett?
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We will go to Scarlett now.
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Let's go to Scarlett and see if we can recognize her.
06:20.0
Where are my kids?
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We're in the playroom waiting for you.
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I know that you're gonna change.
06:30.0
You already changed.
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I came from the clinic.
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The schedule of the clinic.
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I'll TikTok first.
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I'm imitating your mom.
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First, you have to put
07:04.0
so that it will be stretched.
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Oh no, don't put masking tape to the paper.
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Put it in your mouth.
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Salmon with black rice
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It's good that you asked.
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That's what I want.
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Dangit and vinegar.
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You're gonna eat vomit.
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Vinegar is vinegar.
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It's the same if you speak English in your school.
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And you don't speak Tagalog.
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Who's your mom now?
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You're wearing bra.
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And you're also putting your dog on it.
08:02.0
I'm resting in my son's room
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You know, I don't like heels.
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I'm sleeping first, waiting for
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because we're gonna swim.
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Hey baby! I'm just resting.
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I'll let you borrow this.
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Who's your mommy?
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I'll wear it again.
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He's gonna change.
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I'm gonna dress up.
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I can't see anything.
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I'm gonna dress up because we're gonna swim.
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You might want to see that.
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You can only see that
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if you're watching live.
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So don't follow us.
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You can only see that
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if you're my husband.
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You think you can go back to the doctor?
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It's over. You're mine now.
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Of course, when we're swimming,
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we do my product.
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The Belo Sun Expert.
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See? It's cologne.
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I didn't take a bath today.
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It's black on your face.
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I think I'm gonna pee in the pool.
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I always do that.
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Let's swim until we go to Boracay.
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It's not fun. It's cold.
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Where's the marshmallow?
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The owner of the house is so mean.
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I forgot I'm the mommy.
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Where's my chips and mango chips?
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I'm the mom but I'm so goofy.
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This is my swimming.
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Go eat the barbeque and noodles.
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You'll get tired later.
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We rented the car at 5pm.
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Here, I have a gift for you.
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You'll like this.
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Open it. You'll like it.
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What do you say first?
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And for you, Liam.
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You're really bad. What kind of gift is that?
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She calls me poop.
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You do like this, Scarlett.
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You hide like this.
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we are going down here
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for the dogs of my kids.
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Oh, it's my doppelganger.
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I am Victoria Bello today.
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So this is your dog?
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This is not my dog. This is Scarlett's dog.
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I'm not with the family of the dog anymore.
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Okay, so after this,
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Oh, I didn't clap.
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Yes, you're gonna play switch tonight.
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The light switch.
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The light switch.
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The Miralco switch.
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if only the doctor brought us here.
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Where's my child?
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Scarlett's missing.
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Sorry, sorry. Wait, we need to find her.
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