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DZAI AYE NALASING SA CEBU! (NAG UWI NG MGA GAMIT!) 😂
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🎵
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Hi guys! Welcome back to my channel!
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And for today's video,
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Actually, I'm here in Palawan again.
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But this vlog is still about our Cebu adventure.
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Actually, this is my second to the last video of my Cebu vlog.
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Watch this because it's so funny.
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I can't even explain it.
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Anyway, before anything else,
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I just want to say thank you to Ming from AOL.
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And I want to say hi to Queen.
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Hi Queen!
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I always miss you.
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And I hope we can meet again once you go back to the Philippines.
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Hi to Ming and to Queen.
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I love you both and enjoy the vlog.
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You're so mean, gays!
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Welcome to our home, Madam Ivan!
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You're so rich!
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Wait a minute,
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Celeste is so lucky to be able to go back to the Philippines.
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Of course! Move on, move on!
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Let's go!
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Who's with you?
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You're so unlucky, Van!
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Oh, it's not Celeste. It's Jetsina.
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Who's with you, Celeste?
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It's Ann.
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Ann!
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Let's go home!
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Hi, Ann!
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Ann, Ann!
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Ann, Ann!
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Ann, hurry up!
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Why, Ann?
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Ann, you can't get up.
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You look like Bong Navarro.
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You look like Ted.
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Our manager is there.
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Oh, hello, Madam Joanna!
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Why did you ask Celeste to be your nanny?
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I don't know. She said I'll be holding back.
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You know when to pick?
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Yes, when to pick, when to pick.
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Let's go home!
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Let's go home!
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It's so beautiful here!
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It's beautiful?
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You, get up.
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Can you carry yourself?
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Let's go home!
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Let's go home!
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Let's go home!
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What happened?
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Oslob.
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Very Oslob.
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This is what we call a big city.
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You, you, you.
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You, you, you.
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Grandma's so good.
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Grandma's so good.
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Oh, it's so beautiful!
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Sadako.
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Grandma's so good.
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Sadako.
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Let's play Pat's music video.
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It's so embarrassing.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Don't ramp this up.
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Hey, by the way, Miley Cyrus' song Flower is so beautiful.
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If you watch it, it's called Cream Flower on You.
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It's on Spotify. It's so beautiful.
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Are you there?
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Yes, I'm there.
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Where's Miley?
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Oh!
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Hi, Gabog!
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Miley's already left.
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Miley's full.
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Donna!
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Donna!
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Lechon de las piñas.
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What's that?
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Jutong mo.
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Your Jutong.
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Is that Jutong or Nonal?
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Jutong mo.
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Jutong mo parang lechon talaga.
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Yung natapyasan na ng mga bala.
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Ang ganda ng bagong music video ni...
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Ang ganda ng...
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Yung nakanyanon naman yun.
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Tapos yung umaanon ng tubig.
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Umakanon.
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Anong, anong ginagawa po?
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Talon tayo.
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Talon tayo.
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Saan ba tayong patalon?
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Dito?
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Bakla.
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Kaya hindi yan.
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Kaya pa dito.
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Candidate number one.
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Candidate number two.
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Ay, tapos na pala.
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Wala na.
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Candidate number three.
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From wearing red swimsuit.
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Talaban talaga ako.
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One, two, three.
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Yan lang.
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Yaya, pakuha naman ako yung cocktail please.
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Yaya.
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Tanduay lang meron tayo.
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Tanduay.
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Tanduay lang.
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Tanduay lang.
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Wala tayong cocktail.
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Wala pang tubig.
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I know, I know.
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Pakita mo yung view.
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Pakita mo yung view.
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Wow!
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Wala, ang ganda niya.
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Wala, ang ganda.
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Taligad niya kami.
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Taligad niya, taligad niya.
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Taligad niya.
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Ang ganda.
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Para siyang si ano.
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Sino ba yun?
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Yun sa Miss Granite International.
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Oh my God.
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Roberta Pamundo.
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Wow!
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Pak Roberta.
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Pak Roberta.
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Pak Roberta eh.
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Para, para.
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Roberto.
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Ah, Roberto.
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Roberto pala yan.
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Roberto.
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Roberto.
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In all fairness, sobrang ganda ng Zada.
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This is located sa IT Park.
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So, if you are looking for a hotel na malapit sa lahat,
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malapit sa mga kainan, coffee shop and everything,
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you should definitely try Zada.
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Tsaka kung gusto niyo ng hotel na from the security guard,
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from the lobby, from the mga chef,
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mga nagbabantay ng pool,
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ng gym,
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na mababait.
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Ito yung perfect na hotel.
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Mababaitin na lang ako.
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I think di ba ka lang uuwi.
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Ay, sila may aso.
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So, yan.
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Paninigyo na muna kami.
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Enjoy muna namin tong gabi ng to.
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Kasi, this is like our second to the last night here in Cebu.
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Sobrang nag-enjoy ako.
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Hindi ko na malala kung pangilang punta ko lang ito ng Cebu,
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pero definitely one for the both.
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Talagang sobrang nag-enjoy ako.
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Ang dami tong namin, ang dami tong natikman,
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na hindi ko naman hindi na hirap kali natitikman.
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Ako, sobrang na-enjoy ka naman yung Cebu as in.
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Kaya, thank you, thank you so much kuya Aki
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sa masayang experience na to.
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Super grateful ako,
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and na-enjoy ko bawat,
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at least yung maliit na tindahan,
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na-enjoy ko yung naging tambayan namin,
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ang daming mga mga friends dito,
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ang daming mga tindera,
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as in, naging namin silang inaano.
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Pero at the same time,
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super nakakahomesick din pala.
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Galo'n ako.
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O medyo matagal.
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Nakakamiss yung mama,
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nakakamiss yung mga anak ko, yung mga aso ko,
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nakakamiss yung baby ko.
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Ah, yun yung aso mo sa likod, oh.
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Ayo.
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Pero super saya,
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and ini-enjoy na namin, kasi minsan lang naman to.
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And I hope na dumating yung time na
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makapag-travel kaming lahat,
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as in, kompleto kaming,
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gano'n, kasi
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nakakamiss din talaga si Raviki, si Raviki.
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Ay, for the information,
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etong tour namin ni Laayek is actually,
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ganito sa amin ng isang
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taga-umaybay, isang fan,
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na si Aki Montalbate.
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This is for Mark Aki, dahil,
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alam mo yun, out of nowhere, binalakang nang message na,
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Madam, baka gusto mong magsibok.
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Yan, yan, yan, tamang mong sina-aye.
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And then, yun,
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from the hotel, to the airfare,
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at saka, Madam, hindi ko
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ine-expect na, kasi syempre, pag ganyari,
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pinapunta tayo dito, alam natin
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na may gagasa, simpat lang tayo, pero
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nung nandito kami, as in,
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hindi namin nahayakan,
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hindi kami nahayakan,
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hindi kami nahayakan ni Aki na maglabas
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ng pera, so thank you, thank you so much.
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Wala rin tayong inalabas.
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Meron ako, may 25 pesos ako doon,
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sabi ko ako na bibili ng hielo.
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So, sobrang, sobrang
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grateful and thankful kami kay Aki,
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but at the same time, kay Greg,
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kay Laila, lahat ng mga friends nila,
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at kay lahat nila.
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Pwede sa family ni Aki,
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sobrang babae yun.
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Sobrang babaet ng family ni Aki,
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kasi kahit mga syala-syala sila,
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hindi natin naramdaman na parang,
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parang ano tayo, parang
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outcast tayo, na sila
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hindi ang babae talaga.
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So thank you again, and with that,
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we will going to enjoy
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the pool now, so bye guys!
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Hala, di pala nakarecord.
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One hour later.
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Oh, pagmukhan mo na yung mam mo.
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Lhotlot?
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Igaw mo nga po.
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Igaw, Lhotlot, matayin mo si mam.
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Mag o-off mo tayo, madam?
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Singapore muna tayo, Singapore.
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So, medyo pa dar yung
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ating friends. Binuk pa tayo
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ng Grab para hindi na kami maglaan.
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Napaka-feet talaga ng mga Cebuano.
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Oh my God.
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Hindi naman lahat ng mga Cebuano mababaet.
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Bakit ako dito nakita din.
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Parang hindi ko siya masyadong
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bet talaga. Hindi din kasi ako
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si Cebuano. Malikit yung kamay niya.
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Si Buzo. Saan ka ba? Ah, si Buzo
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ka ba? Hindi, ang babae
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tumungo si Buzo.
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Alam mo ba, inisip namin ni Madam Iva
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na gusto namin dito na kami tumira.
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Sabi ni madam mag-stage dito
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ng 3 months. Yes.
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So, bahala ko, mga, I'll
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be staying here for 2-3 months.
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And then,
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balik na naman. Bahala na.
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Anyway, I am a digital nomad. I can live
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everywhere. And for as long as
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I have my laptop, I have my data.
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Kasi kahit saan naman, sobrang
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daming gustong mag-adapt sa atin.
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So, thank you, thank you so much.
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Baka gusto niya rin po kaming umpunin somewhere
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in Baguio or...
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A few moments later.
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Ito po ang tagapag-ligtas namin.
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Bakit tagapag-ligtas namin? Dahil walang kaming
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kakainipin.
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Kahit sa ibang kapag-upload kami.
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So, girl, ili tayo, ha?
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Ihanda mo na yung ano. Ay, ano nga pala
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yung friend namin.
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Hi!
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Mag-hi-test sa kanila.
10:18.0
Mag-Hong Kong po kami.
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Kabila tayo rin ng Shomai.
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Yes. Mango speaker, hi!
10:24.0
Oh, ayan, nag-reddit.
10:26.0
Nag-tarong naman ni Mikae.
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Ay, ang gawpo naman ang baby boy mo.
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Wow!
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Oh, sorry.
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Parang ikaw yun.
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Oh, dahoy!
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Ala pa, ang daming papintas.
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Ang daming.
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Nagpapintas.
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Dali na natin.
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Madam, ay totoo.
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Ako si Mikae mo, totoo.
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Ayun, oh.
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May pakitago lang yung mga
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valuable.
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Kasi medyo makatip mo yung mga kamay namin.
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Ito nung ako, eh.
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Ito nung ako.
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Ayun, may lingal ka.
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Ano yun? Mga pinagloko kuha nyo.
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Ang daming yan kuha daw kami ng bet namin.
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Eh, ang bet namin, ganito madam.
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Oh, ang daming!
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Ang bet namin, ganito.
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Ito madam, ito lang yung bet ko.
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Ang ibang kamay, patayt out ka.
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Ang daming yung kinuha.
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Magha, okay nga lang kayo.
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Pakiraresel mo.
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Ito yung basic challenge.
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Ito rin yung brand niya.
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May balat pa naman.
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Eh, magha, maglaro lang.
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Balat lang yan, may buo dito.
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Ayun, may buo.
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Ayun, may buo.
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May buo.
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May balat ka pa.
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Anong telebi?
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Maghihina muna.
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Hindi, yung phone mo.
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Ano e?
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Kailangan pa rin ang pagpahitin.
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Ay, ang ganda yan.
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Yung pingkong.
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Kailangan palitan.
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Upuan, magsa hotel.
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Wala.
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Wait lang, abuso rin tayo sa tubig.
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Wala tubig sa hotel.
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Ang hirap magpahitin.
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Ano?
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Mag-i-invite ka pa ba ng mga agaya nito?
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Ano ko na lang.
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Nice meeting you guys.
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Bye.
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Hi, maraming maraming salamat
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kapa na rin ang video na to.
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At kung natuwa ka, please don't forget to like
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at subscribe na rin kayo
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Bye.


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