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00:00.0
Alright, what's up mga kaigan?
00:01.8
At so na ngayon, panibagong araw, panibagong Katarantadoan na naman mga kaigan.
00:06.2
Yan na ba na ba ang inaantay niyo?
00:07.7
Kung bago ka pa lang sa aming channel, eh welcome sa Pamilyang Mandirig, ba?
00:13.1
Yan, isubscribe niyo na yan mga kaigan.
00:15.0
Diyos meo, por favor.
00:17.6
Ang pag-asama mo!
00:19.2
Hindi na papakainin.
00:22.1
Depende sa kakainin, ah.
00:23.5
Kung hapunan niyan, kaya kung tiisin niyan.
00:25.7
Hindi isihan niyo lang talaga yung nangyayari.
00:27.8
Diyos meo, marimar na yan.
00:29.1
Magwa 1 million na po tayo, diyos meo, marimar.
00:32.0
And iniisip na namin ni babe, kung ibabalik ba natin yung giveaway?
00:36.4
Pag nag-1 million subscriber tayo.
00:38.5
Kaya sa mga top fan diyan, alam niyo na ang ating mechanics.
00:41.4
Sasabihin ko pa ba?
00:42.2
Alala niyo ba yung sinasabi natin pag magigiveaway tayo?
00:44.7
Pero next time na, pag magwa 1 million na tayo, pag mga...
00:47.1
Inagisip mo na namin ni babe kung ano pa pag-giveaway natin.
00:49.6
Time lapse challenge?
00:50.8
Parang tanga, parang tanga.
00:53.5
Wala ko kasi sa uso, e.
00:55.7
Time lapse nga, e.
00:57.2
Sa lahat ng mga youtuber na nagluluto dyan,
01:00.3
Sinashoutout ko po kayo.
01:02.6
Tignan niyo yung pagluluto ni Camille.
01:04.8
Dinudungisan yung naranga ng pagluluto.
01:07.8
Tignan niyo maghiwa na si buyas, parang tanga.
01:10.6
Uy, uy, uy, pahawin niya.
01:14.1
Di nga madidilip yung channel, matitake down naman.
01:18.6
Tignan mo guys si Salma yan hindi pa niya inuhugasan, oh.
01:21.0
Pinaga-ano halo yung mga pinaghihiwaan sa isang...
01:25.2
Tignan mo maghiwa ng ano.
01:26.6
Ibas yung gawin, babo mag-instruction
01:30.0
Ano ba tayo na mag-iwa yan?
01:31.4
Wasak-wasak na yung sibuyas
01:32.8
Ayun o, ano ba naman yan?
01:34.8
Malaiyak kasi ako
01:36.6
Tiga mo, mahal na nga ng sibuyas
01:37.8
At pangit mo pa mag-iwa
01:40.1
Tinasayang mo pa yung sibuyas
01:44.4
Ano ba gawin mo dyan?
01:48.1
Hindi ko alam kung paano mag-vlog eh
01:49.5
Guys, comment nga sa baba kung paano kaming mag-vlog dati
01:52.2
Alam mo, pag nag-vlog ka dati
01:58.6
Paano mag-vlog, guys?
02:01.0
Hindi, paano mag-vlog ka?
02:02.6
Ayun o, ayoko nung ipilit
02:06.2
Di na ako moro nung mag-vlog
02:07.3
Di na ako moro nung mag-prank
02:09.3
Nilalango na yung buong pagkatao ko
02:11.3
Guys, mukhang kailangan ko nag-gumigit sa kanila
02:41.4
I'm telling you that I might
02:45.3
Never go to sleep, stay up all night
02:47.2
Doing just what I like
02:48.8
No more hoping when I'm riding like this
02:51.4
I don't lie like this
02:53.1
I'm on fire like this
02:57.0
Him and him and her and her and them
03:00.3
Looking over here, they
03:02.1
Giving me a stare like I care
03:10.4
Who you rooting for?
03:11.4
They say whatever team that'll win
03:14.6
Cause it's gonna be whichever one I'm in
03:17.2
Yeah, I'm good like that
03:19.2
Yeah, I'm good like that
03:50.2
I need a clear life
04:02.2
Thank you so much for your support
04:04.9
Oh, no, for what you gave me
04:06.9
I didn't expect that
04:09.8
Thank you because your support is too much
04:16.2
I can't do what you're asking me to do
04:18.5
What's wrong with you?
04:22.5
So, I can't do that
04:25.8
So, it'll be clearer
04:31.8
Don't make such a request
04:41.8
I can't show that
04:43.8
There's a lot of people who want to video greet
04:47.8
Wait, there's four more
04:49.8
Okay, Manuel is okay
04:53.8
Who's the other one?
04:55.8
I'm ready to video greet
04:57.8
What's the name of this one?
04:59.8
Wait, what's the name of the other one?
05:01.8
Let me check my app
05:05.8
What did you say?
05:09.8
Wow, they're here
05:15.8
What are they doing?
05:17.8
They're giving a lot
05:19.8
What are you doing?
05:23.8
I'm not showing it
05:25.8
What are you showing?
05:33.8
I'm just showing the skin
05:35.8
They're giving 150k
05:39.8
I'm supposed to be the only one who can see
05:41.8
I'm just showing this
05:47.8
I'm just showing one of my armpits
06:01.8
Your armpits smell
06:07.8
I can see your underarms
06:09.8
Why are you doing that?
06:15.8
You're gonna use that
06:17.8
I'm just showing my armpits
06:21.8
I can see your underarms
06:23.8
I don't have a problem
06:33.8
My moment of video calling
06:37.8
I don't have their money
06:39.8
I'm just showing my armpits
06:41.8
You're gonna show your armpits
06:43.8
What if it gets bigger
06:45.8
And it looks uglier
06:49.8
Why are you asking?
06:51.8
Are you interested?
06:55.8
You're gonna show it
06:59.8
We don't have money
07:03.8
You don't want to compare
07:07.8
I'm gonna delete those underpants
07:09.8
I'm not gonna delete
07:11.8
I have a password in my mind
07:13.8
Do you want me to meet them?
07:15.8
Why are you gonna meet them?
07:17.8
We have a meet up
07:19.8
I'm gonna take a picture
07:21.8
I'm gonna tell you
07:23.8
You're making a mistake
07:25.8
You're gonna peel it
07:27.8
Then you're gonna take a picture
07:29.8
Then it's a meet up
07:31.8
You're gonna cut it
07:35.8
The other one is gonna pay
07:37.8
Give me your username
07:39.8
I'll be the one subscribing
07:43.8
I'll be the one paying
07:45.8
Do you have money?
07:51.8
I'll give it to you
07:55.8
I'll just open it here
07:59.8
The other one is gonna pay
08:01.8
Do you know how much it is?
08:05.8
Do you know what that is?
08:07.8
Are you getting hurt?
08:11.8
You're gonna do this too
08:13.8
Are you kidding me?
08:17.8
How can you do that?
08:31.8
You want me to hit you?
08:33.8
You're gonna get hit
08:35.8
What am I gonna do?
08:37.8
We're gonna compare
08:39.8
It's not a shortcut
08:41.8
I heard you saying that you can't do it
08:43.8
No, I can't do it
08:47.8
You're just trying to increase the price
08:59.8
Why is it taglish?
09:01.8
That's why they understood
09:05.8
Even if it's Tagalog and English
09:07.8
Why are you answering like that?
09:11.8
Because it's from another country
09:19.8
You're not gonna use your phone
09:21.8
How can I use my phone?
09:23.8
You're so annoying
09:25.8
I have another phone
09:27.8
I'll just use my iPad
09:31.8
I don't have a gadget
09:35.8
They're gonna get mad
09:37.8
They're waiting for their time
09:43.8
Don't you know that we're gonna have a new life here?
10:05.8
Why am I gonna sleep?
10:07.8
They're waiting for me
10:09.8
I'll give you my phone
10:13.8
They're so annoying
10:15.8
They look like that
10:17.8
They're so annoying
10:19.8
They're so annoying
10:33.8
What are you gonna do?
10:41.8
They're gonna get mad
10:45.8
and you're thinking about it
10:53.8
It's once in a lifetime
10:55.8
You're gonna do something
10:59.8
What do you mean once in a lifetime?
11:01.8
Do you want to have a black eye?
11:03.8
I'm gonna bully you
11:07.8
I'm gonna be saved by night angels
11:09.8
Thank you for watching!
