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Bangis, may anak pala talaga ALDub. Charot! Pero akala ko nga si Maine talaga. Sali ka na sa #TeamThirdie. Subscribe na! http://bit.ly/ClaroTheThird TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@clarotheiii TWITTER - https://twitter.com/clarothethird INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/clarothethird/ FACEBOOK - www.facebook.com/TeamThirdie Check out these mystery stories! BGYO Gelo Viral ID Picture â–ºhttps://youtu.be/1Lrk0bk2p8o The Serbian Dancing Lady Urban legend â–ºhttps://youtu.be/S73XKSVXkz0 Ilang linggo na siyang patay, pero buhay pa daw? (The Strange Death of Rina Yasutake) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/1jqoSMedT_c The Last DEATH PENALTY in the Philippines (Leo Echagaray Story) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/-CM9qPvpEq8 Na-BAD TRIP si father kasi nasapawan siya nung nagasasalita! (Cringe!) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/HVYsSktkWqY Ano ba pinag-gagawa sa tiktok nitong si MAVELAYING?? (Sobrang Cringe) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/KdVJkX1p2UA Pinoy lang makaka-relate kay PECK PECK THE OWL (Hinugasan pa!) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/S3nmWL9Bux4 Alex G
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00:00.0
Intro
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How's everything, so, we're about to react today
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and we will start this with
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they say May Mendoza
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It really having a child
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May Girl's face is very funny
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Who is this
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Hai puna sa in-yo, kings na nunod po kayo
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Katawa ka
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Kasi kailangan rin yung issue nila
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nakikita si yahng
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Discuss pa rin na kaya anak talaga yung Aldab.
00:30.4
Ewan ko sa kanila kung ano ang problema nila.
00:34.1
Next one!
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Sabi dito, isang rice lang para diet.
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Pero yung rice niya ang taas.
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Ang sarap nun sisigte.
00:41.6
Ano yun? Paris ba yung nasa ibabaw?
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Nagutom ako, te!
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Naglaway ako. Sorry.
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Naglaway ako bigla. Ang sarap.
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O, eto naman.
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Pati si ma'am!
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Nagkakat!
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Bakit naman kasi dumadaan si ma'am?
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Ano ba yan?
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Baka short cut.
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Baka sobrang haba nun daan.
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Hindi ko alam kung meron po dito may picture
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ng kahabaan niyang school na yan.
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Pakita nyo pa para naiintindihan namin kung bakit nagkakating si ma'am.
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Namanood na tayo.
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Number one is City Hospital.
01:23.2
What the fuck? Ang creepy!
01:25.2
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Nakakasyoko.
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Pero obvious naman na pababa.
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So baka dahil dun kaya gumagalaw.
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Diba?
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Bakit naman sasapi sa hagdanan yung
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humor to diba?
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Ewan ko sa inyo.
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Tinatakot niya yung sarili niya.
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Ewan ko.
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Next one.
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Bakit gano'n yun?
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Ilan sa background.
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Nakakatakot naman yun.
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Sino kaya yung nanay niya o girlfriend niya?
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Kung ayaw ka nilang payagan, go ka lang.
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Charot lang.
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Next one.
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Maturing is realizing you don't need to drink coffee
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because it's expensive.
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Charot.
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Sobrang overpriced.
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Sobrang na overpriced ba?
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Oo, ganun talaga.
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Sobrang over talaga.
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At hindi ganun kasarap yung iba.
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Sorry.
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Sorry not sorry.
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It was at this moment that he knew.
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He fucked up.
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Sobrang overpriced.
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Ako kasi may sarili akong kape dito.
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Nakakatamad kasi lumabas.
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At mong order ako napakatangal.
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So ito yung kape ko araw-araw.
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Meron din ako UCC, ganyan.
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Medyo mahal nga lang siya.
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Pero masarap.
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Pero iba pa rin yung great taste.
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At saka yung great taste twice.
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Inaaway ko po yung kaping mamahal
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at kasi wala akong pambili talaga nun.
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Yun lang po talaga yung dahilan.
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O, next one. Ano ito?
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So, you know how everyone's always ranting
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and complaining about how the Philippines is so
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behind other countries?
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Well, let me tell you this.
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The Philippines was way ahead of everyone else.
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It was ahead of its time
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when it came to
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pronouns.
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Anong tagalog ng pronouns?
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Nakalimutan ko.
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Kaya alam mo yung lahat ng inaaral mo.
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Elementary, high school, college.
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Pag graduate mo, mawawala lahat.
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Alam ko, ako lang.
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Pero konti lang yung natira.
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Okay, wait. Before you guys get offended
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in the comment section, hear me out
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first, okay?
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So, everyone's woke now with all their
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gender-neutral pronouns and I'm really
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happy about that. But, the Philippines,
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man, we've been doing that
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ever since...
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A brother? A sister?
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Nope. We got
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kapatid.
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He? She? Nope.
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We're inclusive. We got
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siya.
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And, of course, everyone's personal
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favorite, Mr.,
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Mrs., Miss, no, no,
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no, no, no. We got
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ma'am, sir.
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Totoo pa, ano?
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Ma'am, sir? Alam mo, ako lagi akong
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minamama sa grab.
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Hindi ko alam kung bakit, pero yung
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ma'am, sir nga, ano? Ma'am, sir, binina po
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kayo. Ngayon ko lang na-realize
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yun, ha? Isang word yung ma'am, sir.
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Oo nga! May mga gumagamit
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gano'ng gano'ng salita. Nakakaloka!
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O, diba? Only in the Philippines.
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Next one.
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Me in high school lang mamadali
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umuwi para manood ng Meteor Garden.
04:45.2
Pinag-uusapan na namin ito ni Tyrono kumakailan.
04:55.2
Anak, bili ka muna ng luya. Totoo to!
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Kasi 5.30, alas 5,
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5.30, so magluluto na yung mga nanay
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tas uutusan ka. Alam mo ba
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kami, no? Parang ito yung aldab namin
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noon, e. Sobrang sikat talaga siya.
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Kabe, ha? Sa school namin, hindi ko alam sa school ninyo.
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It's either nanonood kami ng TV
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sa classroom walang nagkaklase,
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pag alas 5, 5.30 na,
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o pinauuwi kami ng alas 5.
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Totoo yan, dahil gusto rin manood ng mga teacher
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namin. Totoo yan, gano'n
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siya ka ano. In fact,
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pagkatapos na pagkatapos na ito sa ABS,
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iaere naman sa GMA,
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tas bapanik na naman sa ABS.
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Gano'n! Gano'n siya ka ano,
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tas nagkaroon pa ng kung ano-anong boys over flowers
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kasi yun yung original, diba? Yung
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Hanayori Dango. Share ko lang,
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wala kayong pakialam, pero yan.
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Sobrang gano'n. Panoorin nyo!
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Yan yung original o very wattpad story
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sa amin talaga, e.
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Yan talaga yun. Si Domingo talaga yun.
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Next one!
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...
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Pakita nyo sa akin to ha, kasi naniniwala
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ako na ganito
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talaga yung mangyayari.
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TikTok dance talaga ang mangyayari.
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...
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Kinaldagan!
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Ang mga gulay!
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Kinaldagan!
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Okay, next one tayo! Eto medyo issue-issue to.
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Nagulat ako kasi ang tagal niya pinag-uusapan.
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Si Liza Soberano, parang
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everyday nakikita ko siya yung
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pinag-uusapan. Normally, hindi talaga ako
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sabihing sa mga ano, yung pag-chismis-chismis.
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Pero,
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ang lalim pala niya, at nakikita ko
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na ang daming gumagawa ng TikToks about
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this, ang daming content creators nang gumagawa
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ng reaksyon. Kaya nalang siguro yung
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tatanungin ko, hindi ko nasundan.
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Pero,
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I think we all deserve naman.
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We all deserve to find kung sino
06:57.2
talaga tayo, and yun yung mahirap
06:59.2
talaga. Siguro kung nakaka-relate ako
07:01.2
kay Liza Soberano yun,
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kasi parang totoo yung sinasabi nila na
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parang ibabalik ka sa box. Although,
07:07.2
may mga nakita rin ako na parang
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medyo hindi great, hindi na word
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ng maayos ni Liza Soberano
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yung pagiging grateful niya.
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Kaya yun nalang mag-chismis sakit sa ilalim
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kasi hindi kompleto yung ano ko dito. Pero,
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sobrang discussion siya ngayon,
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kaya nabanggit ko lang din today.
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Para may mapag-usapan tayo kahit papaano.
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O, next one!
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My parents
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choosing out a retirement plan.
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Ay, parang alam ko na to.
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But when does this game
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get fucking good?
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Discuss na natin yan.
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Kung gusto niyong panoorin, yung kay Maine Mendoza
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nasa mga previous na uploads
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natin. Isa pang hot topic
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na naman din yan eh. O, next one na nga.
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Yung nakalive kayo tapos may nanonood
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na pare.
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Father Fiel
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May minanonood na father.
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Ay, hello po father.
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Ganito rin akong isa pag naglalive ako.
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Numumura ko tapos bigla may bata.
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Bigla may matanda.
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Ay, sorry po.
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Hello po. Forgive me for we have
08:13.2
bigla mga content.
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Nag-usapan natin in Laguna.
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Nabigla ako!
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Nabigla ako doon sa binag-usapan nila.
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Naluha ako.
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Father, actually nag-pray po kami bago po kami kumain.
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Yes, we did.
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Ah, okay.
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Pagkakain.
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Ano yung super kaba?
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Hindi mo na alam yung mga nangyayari.
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Oy, iba yung
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tapi kasi nandyan si father.
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Napansin niyo?
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At saka ako, sinusunod ko
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talaga ang kutos ng aking mga magulang.
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Ha?
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Hoy, ako nga kinukompleto kong bisita
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iglesia.
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Ay, father
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PL, hello po.
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Kahit po tayo.
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We hope that whoever
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is watching the video will feel blessed
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today.
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And...
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Nakakainis!
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Kung may masakit man po sa inyo, hawakan niyo po
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yung part na yun at sabay-sabay po natin.
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Ten commandments.
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Halami, paano natin
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mag...
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Yes.
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Thou shall not use
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the Lord's name in vain.
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Oh, ito yung isa.
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Thou shall not kill.
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Thou shall not make
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a bet. I don't know what's the ano.
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Adultery.
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Thou shall not commit adultery.
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Thou shall not steal.
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Ewan ko sa inyo.
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Anyway!
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Yan na po yung video natin ngayong araw.
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Para sa question of the day natin.
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Mag-like, subscribe, and notification bell.
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Ang tanong ko tungkol kay Rice...
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Rice...
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Kay Liza Soberano.
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Tatanungin ko kayo,
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sasabihin niyo ba, eh, ungrateful siya?
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Or sa tingin niyo,
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deserve niya namang mahanap kung sino talaga yung
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sarili niya? Yung ano talaga yung gusto niya?
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Or mix? Ako kasi parang medyo mix.
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Agree on both.
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Comment nyo nalang sa ilalim. So yun lamang po.
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Ito si Clarice Duterte. Nagpapaalam.
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May huling video pa tayo. Panoorin ninyo.
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Alam ko yun before, eh.
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Kasi sa ano namin, sa Roman Catholic.
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Magsalita ka na lang.
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Magsalita ka na lang.
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Thou shall not use the Lord's name
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in vain. Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not
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steal. Sabi mo, thou shall not steal.
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Thou shall not commit adultery.
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Thou...
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Thou... Biglang nag-recite.
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Father, di na namin kaya.
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Ikaw na to.
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Ano daw?
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Gifter si Father Fiel. Oo nga.
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Father Fiel, pasensya ka na
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pag medyo nakakapagsalita kami
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ng hindi magaganda, ha?
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Pero mabait naman po kaming mga bata.
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Talagang...
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Sumusunod po kami sa mga alituntunin.
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Me, Bible verse daw.
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Genesis 1.1
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In the beginning.
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Watching pa rin pala si Father.
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Love you.
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Alis ka na muna. Hindi ko na kaya mag...
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Collab with Father Fiel.
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Hindi ko kakayanin yung
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collab with Father Fiel.
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Feeling ko makikita ko pala si Father
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from malayo, umusok na ako.
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Naluluso, naluluso na ako.
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Alam mo, unti-unti kami
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nagiging medyo rare.
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Hanggang nag-evaporate na lang.
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Me, meron ka bang
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favorite Bible verse?
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Meron.
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John 3.16
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John 3.16
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Ikaw, recite mo nga.
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Pinapili lang naman daw siya.
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Hindi naman kailangan.
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Basta naalala mo.
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Naalala ko yung John 3.16 kasi
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tatuyin ang Papa ko.