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00:00.0
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Dickface
00:03.8
as he died, as he lived.
00:06.3
Well, Dickface wouldn't appreciate that but okay, bro.
00:09.3
Dickface still loves you.
00:10.7
What do you all want me to do, okay?
00:12.0
I don't know, f**k.
00:13.4
Ano, Ken? What do I do, Ken?
00:18.9
Sometimes, I thought I'd participate properly.
00:21.0
That's how you're supposed to do it.
00:31.0
I don't know what to do with this trainer, bro.
00:33.6
Man, I'm learning, bro. I do be learning, bro.
00:36.0
Damn, you're learning.
00:37.5
I thought he was going to play Banila Minecraft.
00:39.2
What the f**k is this?
00:39.9
Where the f**k is it?
00:42.6
Oh yeah, there's nothing there, bro.
00:44.4
Luck of the three and efficiency four.
00:48.1
The best efficiency, I think, is five.
00:50.4
Actually, this is okay.
00:51.1
Efficiency four and then unbreaking.
00:54.4
Unbreaking three, I'll put it there.
00:57.6
What do you mean?
00:58.2
You only put five, bro.
01:00.5
No, for the strainer, bro, okay?
01:03.1
For the f**king strainer, bro.
01:04.3
What is wrong with you, bro?
01:07.0
I am about to go, bro.
01:08.8
We do be doing some quests.
01:12.5
We got pumpkin, bro.
01:15.8
What the f**k, you're going to cook?
01:18.8
Tell me it's working.
01:21.4
What are you doing, bro?
01:22.2
Yes, it is working!
01:24.6
Is it automatically farming for you?
01:28.5
I'm going to f**king...
01:31.2
He's eating it right away.
01:32.8
Let's f**king go, boys.
01:36.8
Okay, I can help you here.
01:38.7
You put a hopper?
01:40.6
I was so annoyed.
01:41.2
He was eating a mule.
01:43.5
You got the hopper faster than the people.
01:47.9
There's no obsidian, bro.
01:49.2
You need food, boys.
01:53.7
There's no one cooking salmon here.
01:58.0
Live a healthy life.
02:01.1
Where the f**k are you?
02:01.7
No, that's not me.
02:02.9
Live a healthy life.
02:03.9
Here's some squash.
02:16.1
F**k, it's lagging.
02:21.9
I'm having flashbacks, man.
02:26.4
I'm having flashbacks, man.
02:28.6
Don't worry, man.
02:29.7
It won't happen again, okay?
02:37.2
What the f**k is this?
02:38.4
It's not working.
02:39.7
What are you trying to do, bro?
02:41.2
I don't want to enchant.
02:42.7
Oh, maybe you don't have a level.
02:44.8
No, I have a lot.
02:46.6
But it's not working.
02:47.3
Maybe it's not allowed on the strainer.
02:48.5
You can literally see what the enchantment is.
02:50.4
What weapons you can use.
02:52.1
What you can use.
02:53.2
Oh, that sucks, bro.
02:54.9
If it's showing weapons or tools or whatever, that's it.
02:59.8
What the f**k, man.
03:03.6
How do I know if it's allowed on the strainer?
03:06.7
Is there a strainer?
03:08.2
Is there an icon?
03:09.1
I have never seen a strainer.
03:10.8
Yeah, there's a strainer and an icon.
03:14.0
So, maybe there's none.
03:16.2
Maybe I am the red flag.
03:19.2
You are the red flag.
03:20.6
How do you cook, Vanilla?
03:23.0
You have a stove, but how do you cook?
03:25.4
Do you need a pot or something?
03:26.9
Oh, there's a pot there.
03:29.0
In front of the crafting table.
03:30.3
I put it there first.
03:39.8
F**k, my enchantment is 7.
03:42.2
Bro, what the f**k.
03:44.4
I'm gonna do my s**t.
03:48.1
Even if you click on it, it will be destroyed.
03:56.3
What are you cooking, Chris?
03:57.6
I'm figuring out how the f**k I'm gonna cook.
04:02.5
Hopefully, animals spawn.
04:04.1
Yeah, we need some animals to stay.
04:06.3
We need some animals, Ken!
04:09.6
I'm doing it, okay?
04:11.7
I need a cobblestone so I can replace the dirt here.
04:14.2
I mean, here, I already made it.
04:16.6
Can you see this?
04:21.6
Chris can make his farm here.
04:25.4
Where they're doing it.
04:28.2
The animal should be big.
04:30.8
It's a double layer, f**k.
04:32.2
If it's just one layer, I can't make it.
04:36.8
I just need this to be...
04:39.8
What do you call it?
04:41.3
I'm gonna use my autoclicker.
04:42.1
F**k, man, that's fun!
04:43.4
F**k, man, what the f**k is this?
04:45.0
F**k, it's a fly!
04:46.8
It's a butterfly, it's a f**king bee!
04:49.8
No, it's just a normal fly.
04:51.8
It's a normal fly.
04:52.7
It's a normal fly, what the f**k is this?
04:54.6
F**k, this place is a mess.
04:56.8
There's no grass.
04:59.0
Yeah, there's no grass.
05:03.0
Who put this hole here?
05:04.6
F**k, who put that f**king hole there, bro?
05:08.3
It's to ruin your whatever the f**k you're doing.
05:12.3
Why would you do that to me, bro?
05:14.1
Right, timing too.
05:15.5
I'm gonna use my autoclicker.
05:18.9
So that we'll have a lot of cobblestone.
05:20.6
That's right, I need it.
05:21.4
If I don't get it, I'm done.
05:24.3
You should've made two.
05:28.0
There's also lava here.
05:30.2
So that when you destroy it, you can also destroy your liquid gates.
05:33.0
Oh, f**king right.
05:35.8
F**k, someone spawned there!
05:38.5
Let's sleep first.
05:39.4
Someone spawned on the other side.
05:44.1
I think there's only two of us sleeping.
05:49.0
You're so dead now.
05:51.0
They neated to spawn next to me!
05:55.0
Hey, they're giving it to us.
06:01.4
There are animals already?
06:02.7
I'll leave one there.
06:15.3
It looks like you're-
06:18.6
No, I was kidding!
06:21.6
How dare you, bro?
06:22.6
Right in front of Dickface, bro?
06:24.6
What do you mean?
06:26.6
In front of Dickface, bro?
06:28.6
Dickface wouldn't be there if it wasn't for you.
06:30.6
Maggot, bro. I got maggot, bro!
06:34.6
What the hell is this?
06:40.6
It's a light meal. You wanna eat this?
06:42.6
No, just give it to me.
06:51.4
I can put this in the strainer.
06:53.4
And then it will yield more.
06:55.4
Where's the maggot at?
06:57.4
It can't be a bait!
06:59.4
I don't know what the fuck that is, bro. Just get it.
07:01.4
It can be a bait.
07:03.4
You can evolve it.
07:09.4
You know, that actually makes sense.
07:11.4
Do we have a spider rival?
07:16.3
Can you give it to me?
07:18.3
No, no, no. Spider eye.
07:20.3
Give me the spider eye.
07:22.3
It's the eye, bro. I'm throwing this.
07:26.3
Watch the master's work.
07:28.3
Are you gonna do it?
07:32.3
Oh, no. Not really.
07:38.3
Maybe they want King Maggot.
07:40.3
Maybe they want King Maggot.
07:42.3
You guys have bones?
07:45.2
Do you want a bone meal, boy?
07:47.2
Do you want a cooked fish?
07:55.2
It likes BDSM, bro.
07:57.2
Take it. Eat the maggot.
07:59.2
Fake lizards don't eat maggots?
08:03.2
You guys are looking at me.
08:05.2
It's gonna take forever.
08:11.2
Our oak tree is still alive.
08:14.1
We need some diversity
08:16.1
in this fucking island, man.
08:18.1
What else are we supposed to do, man?
08:20.1
Give me the quest.
08:22.1
Everything is so impossible, man.
08:26.1
We need to craft a sewing table.
08:32.1
Why is there a canary over here?
08:34.1
There's a roadrunner here.
08:36.1
It's a bird, bro.
08:38.1
It's a roadrunner.
08:43.0
Put a lead on it.
08:45.0
Can I kill it, bro?
08:47.0
I hate these things, man.
08:49.0
You want the coyote to win?
08:53.0
Whatever the fuck.
08:55.0
Shouldn't the coyote be faster?
08:57.0
I don't know, bro.
09:01.0
The coyote is faster than the...
09:03.0
Our child is a lie.
09:05.0
What's your story, bro?
09:07.0
The mother of this...
09:09.0
The mother of this...
09:15.8
Well, this isn't gonna end well.
09:17.8
I'm gonna say it again.
09:19.8
I'm gonna say it again.
09:23.8
I'm gonna drop it.
09:25.8
We're gonna get screwed.
09:27.8
We're gonna fight over this.
09:29.8
Why would you put that on top of my bed?
09:31.8
Why would you put that on top of my bed?
09:33.8
On top of your bed?
09:35.8
I'm the one who put that on top...
09:37.8
Not this shit again.
09:40.7
Chris, there's a lot of space here
09:42.7
for your fucking farm.
09:44.7
There's minus one layer only.
09:46.7
This is a two-layer.
09:48.7
This is a two-layer shit, okay?
09:50.7
I've already planted it.
09:52.7
What do I do with this bird, bro?
10:00.7
I've been kicked a few times already.
10:02.7
I've been kicked a few times already.
10:06.7
Get off here, you stupid bird.
10:09.8
Get off here, you stupid bird.
