00:28.0
Sabi mo wabalabalabdab
00:30.0
Wabalabalabdabdab!
00:32.0
Sabi mo dubidubidabdab
00:40.0
Gago! Di na makita'y daan na dadaanan!
00:58.0
Tara Ken! Tara! Let's go!
01:03.0
Luwabas niyang creeper!
01:04.0
What? Saan? Saan? Saan?
01:06.0
What do you mean?
01:07.0
He about to come!
01:09.0
Ken! Ken! We're gonna f**ken die!
01:18.0
Pumasok sa game Ken!
01:21.0
Tara! Tara! Pasok na!
01:22.0
Puto na! Bakit ka-
01:29.0
Pumasok ako! Pumasok ako!
01:30.0
We were supposed to!
01:33.0
Nevermind! Sakto pala yung ano natin!
01:38.0
Nevermind! Sakto pala yung ano natin!
01:40.0
Sakto pala yung Keno!
01:42.0
Kasi di pa natin nakakuha to eh!
01:44.0
Nung nadumantay dito!
01:45.0
Help! Please help!
01:48.0
We're already in a point of no return!
01:54.0
Dito! Dito! Banda!
01:56.0
Parang may baba yung umiyok!
01:59.0
Baka lang natin lumangoy!
02:00.0
Ah! We have to wear the breather!
02:05.0
Wala ka siya ganito!
02:06.0
Wala ka siya ganun!
02:07.0
Eh! Not our problem!
02:10.0
Okay lang! Hintayin ko nalang kayo dito!
02:12.0
Yeah! Be a good boy bro!
02:14.0
AK! Wait for me bro!
02:15.0
Wait lang! Wait lang! Wait lang!
02:16.0
Can you guys wait please?
02:19.0
What's the point of me recording?
02:21.0
We missed the budget! That's our problem!
02:24.0
Anong ginagawa mo?
02:25.0
Wait lang! Kakapasok ko lang kasi okay!
02:29.0
Oh Jesus f**king Christ!
02:33.0
Ikaw na bahala dyan!
02:34.0
P**a! There's a gyre!
02:40.0
No Neil! Sumunod ka na Neil!
02:43.0
Just hold your breath!
02:48.0
Oh sh**! Wala pa!
02:55.0
What the f**k si Ken?
03:00.0
Wala! Dito lang ako!
03:03.0
Wala pumalig sila!
03:04.0
Huwawa ka naman try Neil!
03:12.0
Oh my f**king God!
03:15.0
I got hit by a rock!
03:23.0
Too bad to the people who cannot experience this kind of thing!
03:30.0
Imagine owning the game but not experiencing this kind of sh**!
03:36.0
Nalagbo na nga parang i-try Neil!
03:37.0
Nakawa ako i-try Neil eh!
03:40.0
Nalagbo na nga parang i-try Neil!
03:42.0
Para makaka-react siya!
03:44.0
Para pilin na parin!
03:46.0
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
03:51.0
Granadahin kayo natin!
03:53.0
You don't have to tell me twice!
04:01.0
Namatay ako gago!
04:04.0
Wala yung armor ko!
04:09.0
That wasn't my fault!
04:13.0
Wala yung armor ko!
04:15.0
Who wants some of this s**t, man?
04:22.0
Si Kent sa Manalove!
04:23.0
Hindi na siya mukhang bayag eh!
04:24.0
Hindi na siya mukhang humunuskenos eh!
04:38.0
May mini-boss oh!
04:43.0
P-M sound si Neil!
04:44.0
Nang-invite ka daw siya!
04:49.0
Lost my gas light!
04:52.0
Nasusunugin ko yan!
05:11.0
Gago p***** sumabog!
05:17.0
Ang kulat naman itong puki ng inang to!
05:20.0
That was an awesome boss fight dude!
05:21.0
That was an awesome boss fight!
05:22.0
The best boss fight I've ever f***** experienced bro!
05:25.0
Too bad for Neil bro!
05:28.0
Ay! Too bad walang baril yung isa dia!
05:30.0
I'm gonna lose my gun!
05:31.0
May invite ka si Neil!
05:41.0
Nakatayo lang eh!
05:42.0
Parang white lady yung p*****!
05:51.0
Headshot mo naman!
05:59.0
He about to come bro!
06:01.0
He about to come bro!
06:06.0
He about to come!
06:08.0
Oh! Sabay sa bahay!
06:21.0
Wait! Magsusunog ako ng ano!
06:22.0
Magsusunog ako ng buto!
06:23.0
How do you crop that sh** Chris? How?
06:25.0
4 bones, 1 rope, 1 tape.
06:36.0
Pagkatanggal ko ng inventory, bigla na ako sa harap ako eh!
06:44.0
P***** sabi ka siya! Pagkain ko yan!
06:45.0
Ayan! Gaston siya! Go! Attack!
06:51.0
Okay! Game! Game! Game!
06:52.0
Okay! Lapit lahat! Lapit lahat!
07:01.0
Masutin natin para mukhang betlog tayo!
07:03.0
Mukhang na bakong betlog?
07:05.0
Please don't answer that!
07:08.0
Oo gago! Mukhang na betlog!
07:09.0
Holy s**t! I found the facility bro!
07:11.0
That's the entrance to the facility!
07:12.0
Oh! The shovel is here!
07:15.0
Shovel of destiny!
07:18.0
Holy f**k! Look at this facility bro!
07:19.0
Holy s**t! That is a facility! God damn!
07:24.0
It's a bat! It's a bat cave bro!
07:26.0
Gago! Nandiyan si Bruce Wayne!
07:29.0
Wala bang shortcut dito?
07:35.0
Oh my God! May daan dito!
07:37.0
May daan dito! Si Vanilla may narap na daan!
07:42.0
Oh my God! I wouldn't see this!
07:44.0
Because you didn't f**k around and find out!
07:47.0
There you go! I'm full armor now!
07:49.0
Probably will look weird as f**k but sure man!
07:52.0
Oo nga no! Boto gago! Ang ganda ng ano! Tingnan mo nga sa akin kung ganyan din!
07:58.0
Yeah! Parang si Bane!
08:00.0
How about me? How do I look?
08:03.0
Chris looks like a piece of s**t! How about me dude?
08:06.0
How do I look like?
08:07.0
Wala na ako! Wala na identity ko!
08:10.0
Where your identity now Ken?
08:14.0
We are the identity now!
08:17.0
Finally! Finally we can start digging and s**t!
08:22.0
We will dig for you bro!
08:24.0
That's not our problem!
08:25.0
If nag-easy to kagabi eh!
08:27.0
Hindi mo sana pinaproblema to!
08:35.0
Holy f**k! Batuan niyo to!
08:37.0
Ang ina mo! Nag-gulat ka! Hayop ka!
08:39.0
What is that? What is that? What is that?
08:42.0
Oh s**t! The blob bro! Wait lang! Wait lang!
08:44.0
I'm throwing nade! I'm throwing nade! I'm throwing nade!
08:46.0
Wait lang! Wait lang! Wait lang!
08:48.0
Fire in the hole!
08:50.0
He was blocking that thing bro!
08:52.0
Maybe there's something there!
08:55.0
Milo n'yan! Milo n'yan!
09:03.0
P***** ina pag sabi ko na!
09:05.0
Hindi nga ako nag-gulat! Hayop ka!
09:09.0
Pwede pa koko na tayo!
09:10.0
Oh wait no! This is a f***** cave! This is a shortcut!
09:16.0
Nel are you here?
09:19.0
Damn! Y'all look like s**t!
09:21.0
Yeah bro! Now we can finally go!
09:23.0
But wait lang ah! Sa taas na kayo!
09:25.0
Yeah we can save here! Save!
09:30.0
P***** ina kang hayop ka!
09:34.0
Stupid f***** monkey!
09:36.0
Sinira nito! P***** ina nito! Ang kulit ng batang to!
09:40.0
Hindi nga dito! P***** ina ka!
09:47.0
It looks just like you Nel!
09:51.0
Tara tulog! Tulog! Tulog!
09:54.0
Okay lang yun! Tulog ulit!
09:55.0
Nasira nga! Dapat pa rin gaga dinuluto!
09:57.0
Ba't di ako makaklik?
09:59.0
P***** ina di ko maklik kayo!
10:02.0
P***** ina yun sa likod!
10:07.0
I don't even know who the f**k who's who anymore!
10:15.0
Ay! Napatay na na!
10:17.0
Ay! Napatay na na!
10:25.0
P***** armor ko! Demonyo na yan! Nawalaan na!
10:38.0
Damn! Nagluto ako ng rotten meat! Nakain ko pa rin!
10:47.0
Nevermind! Nagsuka ako!
11:17.0
Stop shooting! Hindi kaya pa nababawasin armor kung p***** ina ka!