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Ritwal para ma-inlove sayo ang crush mo Sali ka na sa #TeamThirdie. Subscribe na! http://bit.ly/ClaroTheThird TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@clarotheiii TWITTER - https://twitter.com/clarothethird INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/clarothethird/ FACEBOOK - www.facebook.com/TeamThirdie Check out these mystery stories! The Serbian Dancing Lady Urban legend â–ºhttps://youtu.be/S73XKSVXkz0 Ilang linggo na siyang patay, pero buhay pa daw? (The Strange Death of Rina Yasutake) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/1jqoSMedT_c The Last DEATH PENALTY in the Philippines (Leo Echagaray Story) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/-CM9qPvpEq8 Na-BAD TRIP si father kasi nasapawan siya nung nagasasalita! (Cringe!) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/HVYsSktkWqY Ano ba pinag-gagawa sa tiktok nitong si MAVELAYING?? (Sobrang Cringe) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/KdVJkX1p2UA Pinoy lang makaka-relate kay PECK PECK THE OWL (Hinugasan pa!) â–ºhttps://youtu.be/S3nmWL9Bux4 Alex Gonzaga, nag-sorry na sa waiter na pinahiran niya â–ºhttps://youtu.be/zdocxcw_0vw The Controversial
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Ang sarap gumising sa umaga
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Tuwing naamoy na
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Ang luto ni nanay panatinapay
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At lalong lalo na
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Haaaa
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Virginia
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Hatog
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Wala na bang ibang gusto
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Virginia
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Hatog
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Ito ang baon ko
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Disa
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Iniguman
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Huwag didisa yung bibiba
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Ako na pagpule ha
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I love you
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Wala video na agad
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Bakit na pusa? Talino
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I was pushed for lunas pero then what?
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Ganit pusa namin marunong tumae dun sa
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kung saan siya dapat tumae
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O tignan natin ito ngayon
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Ha!
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Ito!
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Huwag nanakaw ka na nang huhuli ka ganyan
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Ano tawag dyan?
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Victoria's Secret
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Ang taray naman!
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Bakit?
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Bakit?
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Hindi ko get!
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Next! Ito si Corina Sanchez
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Tinataga ko dito eh
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Kailan pa dapat magpakasal?
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Sabi ni Corina
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Tuwing Sabado
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Tuwing Sabado
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8pm
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Hindi talaga tuwing Sabado
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Tuwing Sabado atay yung palabas
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Para sa mga hindi nakakaintindi
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Nakakaloka
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Kung Sabado kayo magpapakasal
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Sunday kinabukasan
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Pwede kayong mag-honeymoon
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Napakawalang kwenta
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Frequently asked questions
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Hashtag Sabagyo
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Sa Burnham Park
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Magkano sa swan?
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Sa kamilapong puwenta
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Natatawa ko kasi ganito talaga yung sagot nila
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Kasi hindi mo naman alam ko
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Sini nagmamay-ari ng kukanino
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Kasi paikot-ikot noon
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Ah hindi po kayo swan?
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Opo seahorse kami
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Ganyan
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Saan yung bibe?
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Malalim yung lake
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Tanong ko rin to
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Hanggang leeg lang po ng giraffe
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May nahulog na po dito
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Opo sa maling taon
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May humuhugod pa
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May natumaob na po ba dito sa lake
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Concern ko to kasi si Tyron
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Ginaganon-ganon kami dito
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Wala pa po
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May nahulog na kaya doon
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Tumataob ba yung banka?
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Hindi naman po
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Huwag lang sadya
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Paano kung tumaob kami?
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May sasagigip sa inyo as a friend
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May snubber dyan?
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Mayroon po crocodile dyan
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Alakas mga friendster
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Yung description mo sa friendster
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Pwede bang lumangoy dyan?
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Basta nakatupis
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Gwapo po ba yung magsasaguan?
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Mabait po, magaling pong kumanta
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Saan yung CR?
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Insert various instructions
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Nakataki ako
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Na-offend ako
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Eto dyan
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Weak
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Bakit naman ganyan?
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Ayusin naman
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Ito pa, ano sabi dito
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May picture si Tulpo at si Megan
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Anong pangalan neto si Megan?
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Aguilar ata, kung hindi ako nagkakamali
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Sabi dito
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Sana inayos mo yung buhay mo Megan
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Ang ganda mo dati mula nung nanalo ka ng Miss Universe Philippines
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Ngayon sobrang payat mo na
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Hindi ko alam kung joke lang to
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Pero marami talagang ganito
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Na hindi nating pinanonood or binabasa nila online
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Example ko nalang
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Kunyari sa mga Tiktok ko
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Masensya niya po kung may masasaktan
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Meron kasi binsan gumagawa ko
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Review ng movies
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Tas itatanong sakin, hala hindi naman
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Totoo nangyari yan kuya Claro
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Hindi naman totoo nangyari, aawayan pa akong
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Hindi nang totoo, magkakalat ka ng fake news
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Malamang
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Movie nga e
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Baka may hindi totoo
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Lalo lang pag found footage yung ginagawa ko
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Content talaga, akala talaga totoo
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Kahit sinasabi ko movie ito
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May ganon talaga
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Next one
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Ang babae sa septic tank all at once
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Michelle Yeoh
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Maylynn Dizon and Eugene Domingo
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Michelle Yeoh ba to?
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Hindi ko alam, baka namang Pilipina siya
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Hindi ko alam kung ano nangyayari dito
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Hahaha
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Ito nakakalaw ka to, nakita ko itong thumbnail na to eh
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Ritual
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Upang habol habolin ka ng taong mahal mo
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Gawin ito upang hanap hanapin
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Hahaha
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Ritual
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Upang maakit mo ang iyong crush
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Gawin ito upang mapasayas ni crush
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Ritual para mapansin ni crush
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Paraag para mapansin ni crush
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Alam mo may mga kaklase ako nung elementary na ganito
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Ginagawa talaga nila, tinuturuan pa ako
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Maglagay ka sa badja
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Hindi naman alo ha, hindi mga gayo gayo ba
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Yung mga witchcraft
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Na talaga kanta yun
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Yung kung nangyayari pagkaano kayo, ano tawag dyan
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Nakalimutok yung tawag
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Nung witchcraft sa Tagalog, pero ginawa ko yan
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Hahaha
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Yung mga klase ko, inuuto ako
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Nagigigila ko sa kanil
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Next one
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Sir magandang hapon po
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No
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I'm playing Roblox
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Ano ang anak ko ay makuli
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Emergency nakabata, lahat talaga naka Roblox
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Bumibili ako kahapon
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Nung pagkain dito sa tapat namin
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Yung anak niya nagda-Roblox din sa tablet
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Lahat talaga, Roblox talaga yung favorite
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Nung mga bagets talaga
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Next
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Ayong inaabuso
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Nang binigyan ng kapangyarihan kayo
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Anong dami nagtiktiktok na ganito
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Yung mga nakukulong ganyan
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She's dating the gangster
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Anong dapat magsilbide
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Hariharihan, anong patutunguhan nito
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Patutunguhan nito, edi wala
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Ang krimen niya po
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Ay hindi niya kayang sabayan yung
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Kanta sa aking TV
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Next
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Hi Jessa
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Anong ino man kong kipasakitan
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Si Jess
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Tama ba Jess ha
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Diba nang anak ka
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Na single mom ka
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Hahaha
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Single mom, bakit translate sa ilalim ha
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Para maintindihan ko
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Pero magkita
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Tagabi eh
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Naka
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Da baby
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Nagtoto eh
06:47.0
Yung music pa siya sa gilid
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Next one na nga tayo
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Kawawa naman si nanay
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Sardinas na yan eh
06:55.0
Ayaw palitan eh
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Ano naman yung kakain
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Makapatay yan eh
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Makapatay
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Dahil maasim na
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Maasim na, ayaw palitan
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Ah so parang bumili siya ng
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Delata, maasim daw yung loob
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Tapos ayaw palitan
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Grabe naman kayo
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Hindi nga kami gumawa yan
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Oo, yung pera ko nga no
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Yung pagbili ko dyan
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Tapos kahit hindi ka magpunta
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Pag bukas na yan, hindi na yan
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Eh bukas, magamoy na yan kasi buksan na
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Bukas na, buksan na
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Eh talagang magamoy yan kasi
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Maasim na
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Kaya nga, hintayin mo
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Pag bukuntang ahintay sa ka nang ibalik pera mo
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Kasi hindi naman mabalik yan ng pera dyan
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Hintayin mo
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Ikaw nalang magbalik, ibalik mo na yung pera ko
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Eh kung ibalik ka nang ahintay
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Alam mo para sa iba, nakikita ko rin
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Especially pag gumagawa ng komentary
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Ibang mga content creators
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Or mga influencers
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Pagdating sa usapan ng pagiging mahirap
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Parang hindi talaga
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Parang ano lang
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Paano ko ba i-word nang ayos to
08:05.0
Meron kasing nag-aakala na parang
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Ay tamad lang, kaya mahirap ang isang tao
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Ganyan, pero ito kasi
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Na-experience ko to eh
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Na-experience namin nung matagal kami
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Walang kuryente, na-experience namin
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Nung nag-uulam ng asin, ganyan
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At yung isang maliit na ganito
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Na akala, ay ano ba naman yan
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Sardinas lang, gagano rin ng ibang mga tao
08:25.0
Big deal talaga
08:27.0
Mahirap talagang bumili ng isang pirasong
08:29.0
Mumurahin na sardinas
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Para sa ibang mga tao
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Kaya naiintindihan ko rin si nanay dito
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Ewan ko no
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I don't think
08:39.0
Naiintindihan
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Ng ibang tao
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Kung gaano kahirap
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Yung ganitong mga bagay
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Akin lang yun, pero yun lang
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Yun lang ang masasabi ko
08:51.0
May kaklase nga ako noon
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Nagtataka kami
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Sinasabi ng teacher namin, tamad lang siya
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Ayaw pumasok, kasi may exam
08:59.0
Tapos nalaman-laman namin, friend ko to
09:01.0
Pinuntahan ko
09:03.0
Wala pala siyang pambayad
09:05.0
Yung Xerox na 3 pesos
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Or piso, ganyan
09:09.0
Wala
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Akala nila tamad lang, pero yun talaga
09:13.0
Mahirap talaga, miski piso talaga
09:17.0
Nag-gets niyo ba ako?
09:19.0
So huwag tayo masyadong judgmental
09:21.0
Sa mga may mahirap
09:23.0
Mga nanlilimot
09:25.0
Ganyan, yun lang
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Ilabas pa rin natin yung empathy natin
09:29.0
Kahit papaan, yun lang
09:31.0
Bow
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Next!
09:35.0
Saka muna ako yabangan kapag hindi na humihiwalay
09:37.0
Kaluluwa sa ganitong sitwa siya
09:39.0
Sabi, nagsisiad daw
09:41.0
Pag may foreigner na pumapa
09:45.0
Nakakalok!
09:47.0
Ay, nag-livestream din ako
09:49.0
Away ako noon
09:53.0
Nagpag-giveaway ako sa livestream ko ng Nintendo Switch
09:55.0
Parang 50 pesos load
09:57.0
May foreigner na sumali
09:59.0
Kinausap ko
10:01.0
Nawindang kami siyempre
10:03.0
Migla ako na pa-English
10:05.0
Tapos nanalo siya ng parang 50 pesos load
10:07.0
Tapos nakaibang bansa
10:09.0
Paano kami papanalat eh?
10:11.0
May globe ko dyan sa inyo
10:13.0
Wala lang, share ko lang
10:15.0
And I thank you again
10:17.0
Why naman na?
10:21.0
Why naman na sa concert si Wendy?
10:25.0
Hindi ko alam!
10:27.0
Hindi ko alam bakit nga
10:29.0
Baka naman fan nito yung sino man yung pinanood niya
10:31.0
Kuwenta nyo nga sa akin kung may nakakaalam ng backstory nito
10:33.0
Hula ko lang yun
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Hula ko lang yun
10:37.0
Genshin concert
10:39.0
Hindi ko alam
10:41.0
Kuwenta nyo sa akin
10:43.0
Sabi dito, hindol ka lang, may deadline
10:45.0
Baka naman yun
10:47.0
Yung drill lang
10:53.0
Ito lang po yung video natin para sa araw na ito
10:55.0
Huwag kalimutang mag like, subscribe and notification bell
10:57.0
Meron tayong giveaway na
10:59.0
1000G cash
11:01.0
So para sa ating question of the day
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Wala ko maisip
11:11.0
Wala ko maisip
11:13.0
Tapos yung dapat yung content natin bukas
11:15.0
Kung meron kayong gustong content
11:17.0
Na true crime horror
11:19.0
Lagay niyo sa ilalim
11:21.0
At tapusin natin ang video na to
11:23.0
Sa panabagong video pa
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One time I got so frustrated
11:27.0
Sa kakatext niya ng kumain ka na ba?
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Na sinagot ko na siya lang
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Yes, I eat everyday
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There's this guy who used to message me
11:35.0
Like 3 days straight, how are you?
11:37.0
I straight up called him boring
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And then he told me
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That's why you're single
11:43.0
Because I expect new lines
11:45.0
From a guy everyday
11:47.0
Not really
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Just converse like a normal human being
11:51.0
Like you talk to some friends everyday
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And they don't ask you, how are you everyday
11:55.0
I'm pretty sure there's something
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From the previous conversation
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That you could use for next day's conversation
12:01.0
Like asking how a specific thing went
12:03.0
Or messaging when a certain thing
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Reminded you of that person
12:07.0
Or just sharing an experience
12:09.0
Like I fell in a hole today
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Or I got chased by a dog today
12:13.0
Or I ate so much in this restaurant
12:15.0
I feel like I'm about to explode
12:17.0
You know, just funny things
12:19.0
It really feels like
12:21.0
They just don't wanna think anymore
12:23.0
Or maybe they have like a group
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And they like send a group message
12:27.0
I really don't understand
12:29.0
Why that's the favorite line of Filipinos
12:31.0
Kumain ka na ba?
12:33.0
On the effort scale, kumain ka na ba is like
12:35.0
Negative