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Sorry, tamutawa ka ng ganito, amigo...
00:11.0
Isang hampas lang per tawa!
00:16.0
Ano ba, isa-isa lang!
00:18.5
Isa lang per video!
00:20.0
Isang hampas lang per tawa!
00:25.0
Hello, what's up, Erdizo!
00:27.0
Dahil toontuwa kayo na hinahampas ako ng kapatid ko,
00:30.0
nandito ulit siya para hampasin ako
00:32.0
kapag may nagawa akong mali.
00:35.0
Okay, umpisa na agad natin sa easy round.
00:38.0
Dire-direcho na tayo.
00:41.0
From Buhay Teacher, sabi,
00:42.0
A great philosopher once said,
00:45.0
Pag hindi ako nakakapag-add to cart,
00:47.0
parang nanghihina ako.
00:49.0
Jessica Suho at ba't ang palabas na to?
00:51.0
Parang yung kapatid ko,
00:52.0
ang daming binibili ng mga figures.
00:54.0
Si Kuya CJ, diba?
00:56.0
Nagka-add to cart.
00:57.0
Oo nga, wag kang guilty.
00:58.0
Sindali lang, easy round pa rin tayo.
01:02.0
Pre, may benta ako mango float.
01:04.0
150 pesos per box.
01:07.0
Wala akong pera, pre!
01:08.0
Sumbu kita sa mama mo, pre,
01:13.0
Huwag yung dulo, ha?
01:14.0
Masakit yung dulo.
01:15.0
Akin na lahat, pre.
01:16.0
Ay, pag hindi mo ko na-
01:18.0
Pwede kitang unahan,
01:19.0
sasampaling kita.
01:26.0
Me trying to comfort my friend
01:28.0
na tinaguan ko ng cellphone.
01:30.0
Saan mo pala nilagay?
01:32.0
Ganyan yan sa ano?
01:35.0
Kung sino-sino nagtatago,
01:37.0
hindi sila yung nagtago.
01:40.0
May ganito ba sa school mo?
01:41.0
Tinatago yung mga gamit.
01:46.0
hindi sila yung nagtago.
01:54.0
Meatloaf yan, eh.
02:01.0
Iba pa rin yung maling, sorry.
02:04.0
Lakas maka-attract ng mga boys
02:06.0
kapag naging English.
02:12.0
Because I can speak in English,
02:13.0
I love you, 1, 2, 3,
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God bless you, go to you
02:15.0
as soon as possible.
02:17.0
Do you find it attractive?
02:19.0
Even I can spit some English bars
02:20.0
right here, right now.
02:21.0
You girls didn't find it attractive.
02:23.0
Do I need to say the reason?
02:25.0
The reason why is
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I am not fucking handsome.
02:29.0
Kaya, huwag mamin
02:30.0
niluloko-loko dito, idol.
02:32.0
Isa lang ang attractive sa inyo.
02:37.0
Nakapasa agad kami
02:38.0
sa easy round natin.
02:40.0
Pero bago natin dito-dito
02:41.0
mag-like, share, subscribe
02:42.0
and hit the notification bell kaya
02:43.0
may giveaway tayo
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at magbibilan natin
02:45.0
ng score ngayong araw.
02:48.0
Ito na yung tatoong.
02:50.0
Look at me, I put a face on.
02:53.0
Look at me, I put a show on
03:01.0
Look at me, I put a face on.
03:12.0
Ang pasig kita, idol!
03:13.0
Ang pasig kita, idol!
03:14.0
Ba't ako yung ahampasin mo?
03:16.0
Eh, ikaw yung nag-ano.
03:19.0
Kawawa naman si ate.
03:23.0
Look at me, I put a face on.
03:32.0
Oh, ba't ako yung ahampasin mo?
03:37.0
Anong kwento dun?
03:38.0
Anong kwento dun?
03:46.0
Parang hindi ko...
03:47.0
Pasensya na po hindi ko alam.
03:48.0
Pero kadiri may ipis sa loob.
03:50.0
Ang paboy, akala ko ba ano tayo?
03:51.0
Bakit parang bawal mandiri itong episode natin ngayon?
03:54.0
Bawal mag-eo sa sampaling kita.
04:06.0
Ah, si Lola na magaling mag-basketball sa arcade.
04:12.0
Naigya kami kasi kami po...
04:14.0
Lahat kami dito ay walang sports.
04:18.0
Hindi kami marunang.
04:28.0
Hindi mo lang ako yung nahampas ka pati?
04:33.0
Yung ano yun sa tatay.
04:37.0
Nilagay para paano ng COVID.
04:41.0
Ang bigat noon, ang bigat noon.
05:01.0
I am reserving my judgment.
05:03.0
Nagkikringe to yung kapatid ko sa mga ganito.
05:05.0
Pero gagawa tayo ng Try Not to Cringe.
05:08.0
Ang dami mga sikat na mga TikTok na mga trends.
05:11.0
Paraanin po na natin to.
05:21.0
Ito kumakain pa yung isa.
05:23.0
Napanood ko na to kanina.
05:29.0
We're just friends.
05:30.0
Gumaman na nalang yun.
05:37.0
Ang baboy na kasi.
05:38.0
Nangunguya niya pa yung kinakain sa loob.
05:41.0
Pumapasok pa yung kanin sa loob niya.
05:43.0
Kung makikita rin niya.
05:46.0
Ano na yung role mo dito?
05:50.0
Sasali kita sa susunod ha.
05:51.0
Tasampalan tayong dalawa.
05:52.0
Papayag ka na sasaktan.
05:59.0
Play, play, play, play!
06:06.0
Play, play, play, play!
06:16.0
Tama-tama ka sa ganito.
06:29.0
Isa kampas lang pertawa.
06:35.0
Isa lang per video!
06:38.0
Trigger happy ka.
06:51.0
Nagsasampalan sila.
07:07.0
Hindi niya alam yun ang nangyayari.
07:24.0
Palakitan pa sa kata.
07:26.0
Ba't hindi ka natawa?
07:29.0
Tinaman, tinaman.
07:33.0
Ba't hindi ka natawa?
07:38.0
Sandali lang, nakalag yung utak sa'yo.
07:47.0
Grabe, mapanakit pala.
07:50.0
Di ba nagbablackpink ka?
07:52.0
O, wag kang galit.
07:58.0
Ano ba ito tawag?
07:59.0
Mapanakit naman pala.
08:11.0
Anong buta'y babasagin?
08:14.0
Dapat kayo mineral,
08:15.0
kaso nabigay ko na kay Mami.
08:18.0
O, tignan yung maigay yung Grab Driver dito.
08:39.0
Si ba't ako yung natataway?
08:45.0
Sumabit yung ano niya,
08:46.0
yung cellphone niya.
08:52.0
Akala ko naman talaga may mananakawan dito.
08:58.0
Parang walang nangyari.
08:59.0
O, yun lamang po yung video natin
09:01.0
para sa araw na to.
09:02.0
Marami-marami kaso.
09:03.0
Salamat sa mga nanood.
09:06.0
O, isa pa daw kasama si Tyron.
09:08.0
Magdahit, share, subscribe,
09:09.0
and hit the notification bell na kayo
09:10.0
para updated kayo sa mga video natin.
09:12.0
So, yun lamang po.
