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You know, we played that a long time.

Yeah, when I was like 10.

What if there's some, I don't recall, the viewer would like,

Hey dogs, I'm a student. Do I have a discount?

Student discount.

It's discounted.

It's already discounted. So the SRP is 999.

Everything will be put on the screen, right?

And this is mine also, right?

I'll tell to them about the phones.

I'll tell to them about the phones.

So kasama kita.

What if I tell you,

What if I tell you,

Teh, put on the condom.

Awkward, right?

Awkward.

Teh, put on the condom.

Okay, okay, okay.

So if they ask, are you the yo-yo?

Yes.

Yes.

For example, when I'm streaming, you know,

I want to be comfortable.

Can I remove my shoes?

Yeah, whatever.

Remove your underwear.

Just the shoes, okay?

I really want to be comfortable.

I really want to be comfortable.

27?

I'm younger than you.

How old are you? 27?

28.

So you're my ate?

Yeah.

So friends,

do you need a lawyer?

When you're live-streaming,

you need to be comfortable.

No, no.

So when were you born?

PlayStation.

PlayStation 5.

It started with PS5.

It started with PS5 because of my dad.

We bought Sony.

Fine, fine, fine.

But you're familiar with the games, right?

Yeah, like Super Mario.

Contra.

Adventure Island.

That's all I know.

Adventure Island.

Donkey Kong.

Oh yeah, I know that.

Before, when we go to the zoo,

we have our own donkey.

Right, dad?

I can buy it for you.

So we bought it.

You know, Chad?

We breed Donkey Kong.

I did it.

This is a specialty of ours.

So you breed Donkey Kong.

This is Chad.

What does he know?

What is that?

So you're saying you don't know that?

No.

You don't know that?

If you're showing it to me, I don't know.

Awkward, right?

He's only 95 and he doesn't know.

I was studying back then.

I was playing games.

But still, before I was a kid,

I was a black bullet.

What game are you playing right now?

Right now?

Yes, right now.

I'm starting to learn

ML.

Because my friends told me to speak the language

of those people I'm talking to.

Like, you guys.

What's your rank?

I just started.

Literally.

So you're low rank.

So basically, I'm mythic.

And if you're below mythic,

you're the same.

But what I really play is PUBG.

That's my game.

ML is not popular in other countries.

I don't know.

You're much more westernized, right?

Yes.

I'm good.

I saw you're playing PUBG.

You're old school.

Because I play Fortnite.

Right?

So, Viva!

Viva Max!

The design is very Viva Max.

Oh my God.

Stop playing, Dougie.

Stop playing.

Because Dougie

is going to play here.

Yeah.

He's Chad.

Yeah, he's Chad.

He mentioned you.

You know my dad.

Your dad owns Ayala, right?

Yeah, kind of.

The Maserati over there is my dad's collection.

Oh, really?

You don't know, bro?

I think we're neighbors.

I own that Rolls Royce.

The Rolls Royce.

You have no idea that you just read it to my dad, right?

Yeah.

And also the Aston Martin.

Yeah, I think we're...

Oh my God.

Ferrari.

That's your dad's Ferrari, right?

My dad's Ferrari is like the Spider one.

This is mine.

You ate it already?

I wish we were wolves.

He's that.

Really?

Majority of it.

Are you for real?

Do you think I'm fake?

I know you.

Your name is Bruce Wayne, right?

No.

This is my cousin.

I'm a star.

King of the North.

Can you call Yaya to buy me

some Starbucks?

Wait, Yaya?

You want some Starbucks, guys?

It's Starbs, not Starbucks.

Come on.

I cannot pronounce box.

Let's just go with SB then.

You're using iPhone?

What iPhone is this?

What iPhone is this?

iPhone 13.

Can I call my

iPhone 14 to iPhone 13?

I think so.

Can I call?

Can I message?

Can you receive my message?

I'm using iPhone 14, bro.

If I message her,

can she receive it?

Probably.

If she texts you, there's a delay

because of the compatibility.

So you're still using

the old generation?

Not really.

I value my things.

I don't just change overnight.

You guys, men.

Can you call

your uncle?

He owns Apple Majority in California.

Steve Jobs is just a fall guy.

You know what?

Let's buy the Apple brand in the United States of Kingdom.

United States of Kingdom?

We can buy that.

Do you want to buy Vibranium?

Do you want to buy Vibranium?

No, thanks.

You know what?

It's the strongest metal here in Earth.

If you give it to your boyfriend,

he'll be like,

Baby, is this it?

We used to play

like this.

We used to play like this.

We used to play like this.

We used to play like this.

We used to play like this.

Okay, guys.

The battery is 4 hours.

USB charge.

Do you want to join?

We don't have a controller.

Okay.

Mario is still young.

I'll get it from you guys.

You'll get it on my live stream.

Okay.

Php 288.

We have 3 colors.

Black, red, and blue.

What will you choose?

Black, red, and blue.

Okay, why?

Once you go black, you can never go back.

Right?

I like black.

It's beautiful.

It doesn't get dirty.

What do you like?

Moreno or white?

Moreno or white?

It's just right.

Just this color?

It's not like that.

It's light-ish.

We'll jump.

Wait, guys.

At the end of the stream, we'll give away Atimo Joyce.

No, we can't.

We have a giveaway.

This is...

Sorry.

This is a Xiaomi Bunny.

This is what she's been asking for.

She's been asking for this.

I'll show it to you.

You have a Chelsea Broadcast.

I'm so happy.

We'll give this away.

Comment, guys.

Comment, guys.

Mine.

Atimo Joyce?

It's okay.

At the end of the stream, we'll give away Atimo Joyce.

Just comment, guys.

Atimo Joyce, you're mine.

Not free.

Taken.

Atimo Joyce is taken.

But you're not.

What game are you playing?

PUBG Mobile.

Are you playing ML?

We just started.

What's your rank?

Don't be shy.

What's your rank?

I don't know.

Oh, you don't know?

Oh, guys.

Cancel.

We have

the Xiaomi Redmi.

Can I drop it?

Drop it.

You can buy this.

The first one to buy is the free skin.

The first one to buy is the free skin.

Look at Direk.

I'm telling you to buy it, guys.

Free skin.

Doggy, you're so strong.

Atimo Joyce, are you really strong?

He's scared.

Okay, nice. Thank you.

So, the gamers there.

The gamers there.

The season has just started.

You don't have a rank?

Atimo Joyce, I'm already good.

Then, there's normal.

Below normal.

Below normal.

Then, there's the average.

Below average.

Then,

you don't know.

Below, you don't know.

Then, the next one is

hopeless.

I always get MVP.

Since I started, I always get MVP.

I'll show you later.

I also have a screenshot.

Direk, are all of our products already free shipping?

All of them are free shipping.

All of them?

Hold up.

Okay, guys.

Guess how many years

Atimo Joyce has been.

I thought it was you.

This is our giveaway.

How many years has Atimo Joyce been?

Free shipping.

Free shipping.

Free shipping.

Sold out?

I thought it was you.

Sold out?

Sold out is Moiety1919.

Sold out, guys.

Since it's sold out,

since it's sold out,

I'll give it to you.

Do you know what it is?

Guess it first.

Guess it.

Is it here or not?

It's here.

It's here.

Guess it.

It's a bunny.

She said it.

What's a bunny?

We'll give you a bunny.

It's Shelby Bunny, guys.

Show it again.

I'll show it to you.

You're still watching.

You're still watching.

You want to get closer?

Okay.

I'll lower it, guys.

This is Bunny.

Can you see it?

She has a backpack.

If you open it, there's a rip.

It's so cute.

It's so cute.

She has a blanket.

You can remove it.

If you remove it, it'll be a mess.

You can remove it.

She has a tail.

If it's torn, you'll know what it is.

Good grades.

Good grades.

It's an achievement.

You used to be 9 of 7.

Now, you're 9 of 8.

I'm improved.

Go home.

Go home.

Last 1 minute to check out.

You haven't checked out yet.

I haven't checked out yet.

I promise.

Next time, it'll be different.

10, 9, 8,

7,

6,

5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5,

6, 5

Applause.

Thank you.

Can I have my bag now?

Hello, beautiful baby.

Look at that beautiful baby.

We'll just run to the hospital.

I was so scared

when I went to the TikTok office.

He didn't let us sleep.

No, he let us sleep.

But, I was so scared.

Every time I see him,

I feel like he's having a hard time

because he's thinking.

I can't

go on a date on TikTok.

So, I went there even though I know

Axel is sick.

But, we already found

his

Pidya.

It's in the convention.

It's in the convention.

So, we'll just bring him there.

But, I think he'll be okay.

But, guys,

his legs are shaking.

He's happy.

He's happy.

He knows that he's getting old.

I'm sure that when he grows up,

he'll be like,

He's so tall.

He's already 62kg.

He's already 62kg.

I think he's already 8kg.

How many months is he?

4 months.

8kg, guys.

He's super heavy.

Hey, you know how to flirt.

Look at him.

Look at him.

You're the target.

Yes, sir.

He's ready to go.

So, are you saying

that I'm a womanizer, baby?

No.

Womanizer is not in my vocabulary.

But, it is in your blood.

No, it's not.

What do you want Axel to grow up to be?

A son.

What do you want him to grow up to be?

His future.

What do you want him to grow up to be?

Like what?

Occupation?

Everything.

I don't want to think about it.

It's too late.

It's too advanced.

It's too fast.

I want him to grow up to be

a basketball player.

I don't want him to be an ML player.

ML is no longer a thing.

ML is dead.

When that time comes,

I want him to grow up to be

a driver.

I want him to grow up to be an astronaut.

Do you want to be an astronaut?

What do you want?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be a machero.

Like my mom.

At least he's cool.

I won't ground him.

Except when a woman comes home.

You'll be quiet.

But, when a woman comes home,

I'll tell you, I'll embarrass you.

What's that?

Why does a woman come home?

My man!

Let's be proud

of our son.

I'm sure he'll be a daddy's boy.

Daddy's boy?

Where?

In 2 minutes?

He'll say,

Dad, I'm gonna go out.

I have a date.

Get the dutch.

Get the dutch.

Do your thing, bro.

Right?

Mom, I have a date.

Right?

I'm the only woman.

I'll give you a date.

Where do you want to go?

I'm planning to go to Jollibee.

I'm a Wolfgang.

He needs to treat a woman.

Stop it.

You dated me in Quek Quek.

You're a Wolfgang.

Answer me.

Answer me.

That's how you talk.

Mom, chill.

That's the reason.

I'm about to sell

all my sports cars.

But it's a waste.

I met AJ.

I don't want to show

that this is my life.

I don't know if he's satisfied with this.

We're eating

egg waffles.

Let's eat.

I saw AJ.

This girl, she's a teen.

I love her.

My son,

when he sees a pretty girl,

he'll go to her.

He's a Wolfgang.

I'll give him money.

If you want to pay the bill,

go to the bathroom.

Go through the window.

If a girl sees the bill,

don't let her see it.

If she still talks to you,

if she still wants to

date you, she's a teen.

I'm telling you,

remember this advice.

My son is a waste.

Yes, dad.

Let's buy Wilkins and a bath.

Wilkins and a bath?

Can't we have tap water?

Mineral water

and a bath?

He's a kid.

Babies are sensitive.

You're okay

even if you're white.

If he's big, he'll be small.

If he's a baby

and he falls in school,

Wilkins and a bath.

He'll fall.

He'll get scolded.

We'll take him to the hospital.

He's having a hard time breathing.

He had a baby yesterday.

Last night?

No, not last night.

You think he's old

but he's still breathing.

My sister

and her husband

don't bring sick people.

We don't bring sick people.

Even Zion brings sick people.

I brought a lot of patients.

I'm sorry.

You're banned from our house.

We only make money

in Life 360.

We're so ashamed

that the doctor will only visit us

tomorrow.

It's all your fault.

It's all your fault.

It's all her fault.

We're sorry.

It's all her fault.

It's your fault.

It's your fault.

Remember to fill in.

It's on your iPhone.

He's cheating.

He didn't reach you.