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Tarsier Conservatory. Ito yung isang Tarsier.
00:05.6
Hello!
00:06.1
Ayaan mo siya magluto!
00:10.1
He's the best na lang siya.
00:17.4
Ano ba yung sea lion?
00:19.4
We're coming ngayon sa Cebu Safari.
00:21.4
Parang mga Pokemon lang.
00:23.4
Talagang kalat lang sila.
00:25.4
May iso.
00:27.8
Hello!
00:29.8
Gusto mo ng buto?
00:31.8
Ano ba ang bisaya ng buto?
00:33.8
Philippine Hanging Parrot.
00:39.8
Hello!
00:41.8
Hello!
00:43.8
Pwede ba sinakawakan?
00:45.8
Nabigyan ba sila ng rule?
00:47.8
Wala nakawakan.
00:49.8
Evo Kadarna.
00:52.2
Wala akong kuto.
00:54.2
Wag mong kinakagat.
00:56.2
Aray!
00:58.2
O nga, may masarap.
01:00.2
Parang sa Divisoria.
01:02.2
Hindi ako bird's nest.
01:04.2
Hello!
01:06.2
Magkakagat ba to?
01:08.2
Ay!
01:18.2
Mama sila!
01:20.6
Tinidilaan niya ako.
01:22.6
Sige na, umalis ko na.
01:26.6
Wait lang, wait lang.
01:28.6
Sino kayo dito?
01:30.6
Ikaw ba tong lorikip?
01:32.6
Ikaw may lorikip?
01:34.6
Ano?
01:36.6
Ah, practice na natin sila.
01:38.6
Ah!
01:40.6
Cool!
01:42.6
Ay, di sila umaalis.
01:44.6
Di sila umaalis.
01:46.6
Pula ata kasi ako.
01:50.6
Sige na, akit na kayo doon.
01:52.6
Akit na kayo, akit na.
01:54.6
Kikiliya.
01:56.6
Train din silang ditaihan yung mga
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kinakapita nila.
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Pre, pre. Ito ka nga para maging cool.
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Ito ka. Kaya mong pumatong dito.
02:04.6
Here, here. Come, come.
02:06.6
Come, come.
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Finger.
02:10.6
Paka doon lang sila.
02:12.6
Sige na nyo, tambay lang ako dito.
02:14.6
Huwag mong guloy. Umangat-ngat lang ako dito.
02:16.6
First day ko palang intern.
02:19.0
Sarap itong damon to.
02:21.0
Maka matubig.
02:23.0
Sure tayo, sure.
02:25.0
Mitura lang yung mga pinag-farm mo para magka-XP muna.
02:27.0
Parang hihina nila.
02:29.0
Ay, hayop ka.
02:31.0
Meow!
02:33.0
Ow!
02:35.0
Ito ata yung pinakakatakot na sign
02:37.0
na nakita ko.
02:39.0
Hinaano ko ba kayo? Natulog lang ako.
02:41.0
Siguro ito yung mga narinig nila sa pabinja.
02:43.0
Tropa, sarap naman ang snack niya.
02:45.0
Corn Eagle.
02:47.4
Hahaha.
02:55.4
Ang dami na nila.
02:56.4
Hello.
02:56.9
Sarap.
02:57.4
Tiktila, oh.
02:59.4
Ah, nagsasakit.
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Bird scepter.
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Wait, saran kita. Wait lang.
03:15.8
Nakain yung balat ko.
03:21.8
Nakain niyo dyan, ur.
03:23.8
Hindi naman ito bird ah.
03:25.8
Kasi ano si Tame. Si Tame Impal.
03:35.8
The horn of the male can grow up to 73 inches long.
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And as you can see.
03:41.8
Politico Station.
03:44.2
Saltwater crocodile.
03:46.2
Diet eh. Patito may tao dyan.
03:50.2
Wait, pre.
03:52.2
Kalaw-galaw naman dyan.
03:54.2
Magiging bug yung isa.
03:56.2
Pag nakabukas yung bibig.
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Pari-test yan. Medyo nagbabasking yan.
04:00.2
Kasi ano sila, cold-blooded.
04:02.2
Parang contour guide eh.
04:04.2
Basking yan kasi ma-
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Cold-blooded sila eh.
04:08.6
Tututin, tututin.
04:10.6
I'm on the tututin, tututin.
04:12.6
Please help me. I'm on the tututin.
04:14.6
Tongke.
04:16.6
Tulog ba kayo?
04:18.6
Oh, tulog sila. Tulog pala sila.
04:28.6
Ano, pre. Nakawai ka? Pinicture ang ka, pre.
04:30.6
Ibangadar na.
04:32.6
Nalukatayhan.
04:35.0
Ayaw din ako sa ilalim niyo.
04:37.0
Nalukatayhan.
04:47.0
Sa ano kami ngayon?
04:49.0
Tarsier Conservatory.
04:51.0
Ito yung isang Tarsier.
04:53.0
Hello, Tarsier. Hello.
04:55.0
Hindi ko na magtrabaho sa Monday.
04:57.0
Hello.
04:59.4
Hindi patay.
05:01.4
May hinga ba?
05:03.4
Cute eh.
05:05.4
Talagang lahat yung dahon style eh.
05:09.4
Hi, Tarsier.
05:13.4
Pagpobawal po.
05:15.4
Ito yung pinakamasarap na stick
05:17.4
sa Balaganlupa.
05:19.4
Ang mga haba na stick.
05:21.4
Masarap patawad ang stick nito.
05:29.4
Tarsier.
05:31.4
Tarsier.
05:35.4
Hindi yan makati po.
05:37.4
Mas makati pa yung driver
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niyo dito.
05:41.4
Pero mukha po siya makati eh.
05:43.4
Oo. Harry yung makati.
05:45.4
Ako rin po, makati.
05:49.4
Makating, makating.
05:51.4
Makating yung driver niyo.
05:53.4
Magiging ganyan ka din no, pagtagal-tagal.
05:55.8
Kaing-kaing ka lang.
06:01.8
Trabaho, trabaho.
06:07.8
I-vlogger ka na din.
06:09.8
Flutterfly.
06:11.8
Truco Dale.
06:13.8
Magka-pandemic, mailap din sila man.
06:15.8
3 years or so hindi nag-open.
06:17.8
Hindi na Python yung tawag.
06:19.8
Python.
06:21.8
Python.
06:24.2
Picture kayo diyan.
06:26.2
Di mo naman matutokan yun.
06:28.2
Matutok.
06:30.2
Masainis lang yung pinupuntiriyan.
06:32.2
Malalim yung bulsa.
06:34.2
Egul.
06:38.2
Ah, yan ba yun?
06:40.2
Oo, yung naki-MGA sir.
06:42.2
Sikat na pala to eh.
06:44.2
Yung kumari ko, inahas ko kagabi.
06:46.2
Kaya ano ko ngayon,
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pang-taas ng confident.
06:50.2
Kasi na-change away ako kagabi.
06:54.2
Ito yung gusto niya.
06:56.2
Ito yung anak ng Chinese.
07:14.2
Baywatch.
07:24.2
Bobo gagawin.
07:30.2
Kamusta naman po yung experience niya so far sa Cebu?
07:32.2
Malamig.
07:34.2
Malamig.
07:36.2
Mas Cebu.
07:38.2
Maraming Bisaya.
07:40.2
Gusto naman yung intindihan pero parang
07:42.2
nagkagalit sila.
07:44.2
Wala na masayahin sila.
07:46.2
Gusto ko yun, ano yung tuwang doon sa boss niya.
07:48.6
Hey, hey.
07:50.6
Parang nakikinig yung nag-aaway pero
07:52.6
nag-uusap ka talaga.
07:54.6
Sige.
07:56.6
Eh, eh.
07:58.6
Eh, eh.
08:00.6
Kaya nalabas next day.
08:02.6
Nanakawala.
08:04.6
Eh, awal ka, mamali.
08:06.6
Eh, eh.
08:08.6
How are you?
08:10.6
I'm under the water.
08:12.6
Di siya natatakot eh, alam niya pwede niya ako kainin.
08:14.6
Eh, eh.
08:17.0
Nakaka.
08:19.0
Nakaka.
08:21.0
Gusto ko yung name niya yun.
08:23.0
Iguana, iguana, iguana, iguana.
08:25.0
Naulol.
08:27.0
Same, same vibe.
08:29.0
Spirit animal na parang.
08:31.0
Kinahalan kay Pakyao.
08:37.0
Nililinis na yung ano niya.
08:39.0
Yung pincers niya.
08:43.0
Narap.
08:45.4
Parang sensual niya kumain.
08:49.4
Mission impossible, sugar glider.
08:55.4
Oh, oh.
08:59.4
Oh, di siya glider, ano siya eh.
09:03.4
Oo.
09:05.4
Tinulak niya.
09:07.4
Baby niya ba yan?
09:09.4
Baby.
09:11.4
Ang cute na mami, baby glider.
09:13.8
Di siya nagglide.
09:15.4
Lalaglag lang siya eh.
09:17.4
Oh, oh, gagaw.
09:19.4
Kinakanya.
09:21.4
Pina-away ba niya?
09:23.4
Pina-serve.
09:25.4
Tawag ko pinapatay niya natin.
09:27.4
Pinapakain,
09:29.4
pinapalaman lang siya bago siya kainin ito.
09:31.4
Yung maingay eh,
09:33.4
nakapit bahay eh.
09:35.4
Kasi wala niya yung isang tenant.
09:37.4
Kumalis na.
09:39.4
Yung mga kumukuha sa asawa.
09:41.4
Mababa na.
09:53.4
Eheyo.
09:55.4
Oh yeah, work na.
09:57.4
Ayaan mo siya magluto.
10:01.4
Ang mahirap nga dyan,
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walang titi ang mga ibon.
10:05.4
Pinapasok niya yung parang teardrop
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doon sa butas doon sa babae.
10:09.4
Yan sila magparamin.
10:11.4
Sarap no?
10:13.4
Ay, nakanat na niya yung Yossi.
10:15.4
Sa Yossi ko pagod na ako.
10:17.4
Wala pa one minute.
10:19.4
Walang usapan.
10:21.4
Anong pakboy ito?
10:23.4
Did you come?
10:25.4
Walang usapan eh.
10:39.4
In your evolution from fish to human.
10:41.4
Gano'n nakabilis.
10:43.4
Mukhang ano pwede yung Nemo.
10:45.4
Nemong mama.
10:47.4
Ito, ito, ito.
10:49.4
Ito yung intro.
10:51.4
Ito yung intro.
10:53.4
Ito kami ginawa sa CNN M&E.
10:55.4
Tapos ito parang
10:57.4
symbiotic relationship.
11:03.4
Ready, set, go!
11:05.4
Eh.
11:07.4
Ready, set, go!
11:13.4
Wala kang magkain mamaya.
11:17.4
Oh, Dota.
11:35.4
People in the guest, do you want to?
11:37.4
There you go.
11:39.4
Donate your money.
11:41.4
So, sir, are you okay?
11:43.4
Since a woman was traveled,
11:45.4
thanks for 500 pesos.
11:47.4
Kaya pa?
11:49.4
Kaya.
11:51.4
Very nice, sir. Actually, just kidding.
11:53.4
This is part of the show.
11:55.4
But before that...
12:05.4
Hindi sila nulutoyin
12:07.4
pag hindi sila nakinig.
12:09.4
Mga isla.
12:11.4
Nagawin sila laksa.
12:13.4
Miss ko na siya.
12:15.4
Miss na miss ko na siya.
12:17.4
Pababa na tayo sa kainan
12:19.4
ng mga may aaman.
12:21.4
Wala kong kasing sarap na pagkain dito
12:23.4
yung ambience.
12:25.4
Kasi pag-vlog tayo.
12:29.4
Sarap dito.
12:31.4
Tapos,
12:33.4
hindi ako
12:35.4
lunch dito.
12:37.4
There you go.
12:39.4
Worth ba ng umain dito?
12:41.4
Lumapit ako sa Ndabu pala.
12:43.4
Ito yung mga fish.
12:45.4
Yan yung kakainin din nila.
12:47.4
Lagay sa plato.
12:49.4
Ulam.
12:51.4
Lampanang mayaman.
12:53.4
Video nga to bago kunin ang mga Chinese vessels
12:55.4
yung mga pagkain natin.
12:57.4
Nolfin.
13:01.4
Walk.
13:03.4
Peer to peer.
13:05.4
Peer to peer.
13:07.4
Ang aggressive yung stingray.
13:09.4
Kinain nalang yung tao.
13:11.4
Kainin nalang ito.
13:13.4
Nag-iisang walang pake.
13:15.4
Meanwhile.
13:17.4
Fuck you.
13:19.4
Sarap sa pagkain nyo.
13:21.4
Masaya na ako sa tubig.
13:23.4
Yung view talaga dito maganda.
13:25.4
Sorry.
13:31.4
The forest.
13:37.4
Stalagmites.
13:55.4
Bye.


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