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Motorcycles

Yes!

Let's go!

Iyon yung pinakatamang sagot.

Kamusta kabarkada?

Tayo po'y nagbabalik sa isa na lamang pong reaction video mga kabarkada.

At tayo po'y magre-react sa the man, the myth, the legend, the man that has pure

skill

pure

man of focus

commitment

and sheer will.

Walang iba kundi si Keanu Reeves mga kabarkada.

Itong si Keanu.

Favorite ko itong mga kabarkada.

Tsaka si Obre.

Nasundan namin ito mula doon sa Matrix, mula sa mga palabas niya na John Wick na

ba-ba-ba-bang, ba-bang, bang, bang, bang.

Alam nyo naman.

Tsaka sa Konstantin, isa sa mga favorite ko yan.

At syempre, tayo po'y magre-react ngayon sa kanya at ito ang pinakauna.

Are you watching Keanu Reeves in John Wick 4?

Sabi ng caption.

Watch out for me.

Watch out for me.

That is porn.

Oh my God!

Sorry.

I kinda made a mess of that.

You was like that before.

I made a real mess of that.

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

What's happening?

Solid.

Napaka-ano talaga ng personaleng tingin ni Keanu kapag dating sa totoong buhay niya.

Solid.

Napaka-layo sa character niya, John Wick na hindi masyado nagsasalita.

Is it true that maybe at the end of the day, it is about love?

Ito ba yung alo, if you don't fight for your love.

If it's not, we're in trouble.

Ay, hindi ata, hindi.

Yeah, we're in big trouble.

I agree.

Yeah.

Better get that love on or we're not gonna make it.

I mean, we can say that interpersonally.

We can say that as a species.

We can say it as a planet.

Tama.

At the end of the day, it's about love.

Love yourself.

Okay, next.

What is Keanu's nickname?

Di ba Jordani?

I've never met another Keanu.

Yes.

Oh.

What talaga?

Yeah, I have a cousin.

Oh, there's a...

I'm lying.

Everyone's got a cousin.

And there's a cousin Keanu and I met when I was a kid.

And nobody said,

Ah, we got a Keanu already.

Maybe we should just stick with the one.

Yeah, but I didn't meet that guy

until I was probably eight or nine.

Oh.

So I had never heard that name for another human

until that moment.

And I was just like,

Wow, okay, Keanu.

Do you have a nickname

or have you ever had a nickname?

I have, yeah.

Can you share that nickname?

Jordani.

You know, people call me different things sometimes.

You know, one that's really,

that's fun is

my middle name is Charles.

Okay.

So I have this one friend

who always calls me Charlie.

Charlie?

Yeah.

Okay, all right.

Very generic.

Tek, ano nga ba ang real name ni Keanu?

Keanu Reeves.

Real name.

Keanu Reeves ba talaga?

Oh, tama.

Keanu Charles Reeves.

How does Keanu Reeves have such a humble personality?

He had a great reputation, by the way,

in Hollywood of being a very nice guy.

And I will say,

even,

you always have been nice.

But I saw this...

Internet's boyfriend.

Everyone's talking about it on the internet.

Tama ba?

You crashed someone's wedding in London.

I didn't crash it.

Yeah, yeah, you did.

Well, you look like you weren't invited.

I don't know.

I certainly look like that.

I don't know if you crashed it,

but you definitely weren't invited.

He was invited

to meet some folks

and take a photo.

No.

Oh, sorry.

So you just,

so you heard that people are getting married or something?

No, it was outside

and there was another part of the hotel

and it was outside of London

and they were having a wedding

and then the groom came by

and he was like,

hi.

And I was like, hi.

And then he was like,

do you want to take a picture

with everybody?

Maybe you're lucky

that when you got married

you saw that

Keanu was just walking outside.

And I said, yeah, sure,

let's do it

and meet some folks

and then we went in there

and I said, hi,

and hi,

and hi,

and we took some photographs

and that's one of the photographs

and one of these things

does not belong

and it was me.

I would've sang

Hey Jude with them

if they asked me, yeah.

His face looks like

he's not really invited.

You can really see

that he's just passing by.

Oh, this is on 4.

You want to kill him?

I want to kill him.

That's a dilemma.

What about you, Mr. Vick?

I'm here to kill you.

I'm going to kill you.

Yeah.

Of course, yeah.

He's so tough.

I want to play a game

with one hand.

He's got a tank build.

He's got a tank build.

And who does not?

Sheesh.

Solid.

John Wick is really good.

He's like, bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Dressing up like a cool guy.

Unreal Kian.

He really looks like Kian.

He looks like Kian.

Is this Kian?

But I don't think

his face is long.

I think Kian's face

is long.

Isn't it?

Oh, this is Kian.

Kian, you can see

like that.

Like that, like that.

Oh, no, it's not Kian.

I saw it.

I saw it.

I saw that he's not Kian.

Oh, my God.

His face is so cool.

We should all be like

Keanu Reeves.

He must be

one of the nicest,

coolest people on the planet

because no one has

a bad word to say

about that guy.

Ever.

He might be

what we should all aspire

to be.

We should all aspire

to be Keanu Reeves.

There he is, right there.

On the fucking subway

just chilling.

You know?

And he looks like

a totally normal person.

He looks like

the Matrix.

Yeah, well,

and people freak out.

They're like, is that?

No, can't be.

Because

he's figured out a way

to just sort of blend in.

He's just appearing

in plain sight.

And then, even if you talk to him,

he's just normal.

Like, everybody that I know

that's met him

has said the dude's like,

totally, look at him.

He lets his chick sit down.

You know?

He said, do you want to sit down?

Go ahead.

Boom.

Keanu Reeves.

I didn't make a mistake

to idolize him.

Keanu Reeves.

Keanu Reeves number one.

Hello, honey.

So good to see you.

This is legit.

Hello, and good evening.

Oh.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy

you're doing good.

I love this picture.

Me too.

You too.

You look great.

I'm so happy.

I had a great time.

I'm, you know,

I'm your friend.

So.

Very cool.

Well, sweetheart,

I'm sending you love.

And I'll be in touch.

I hope you have a good night.

Okay.

Let's speak soon.

Vaya con Dios.

Keanu Reeves evolution.

1985.

This is probably

a love movie.

Romance movies.

You know, Matrix.

Sheesh.

Neo.

Wow.

I don't look old.

I hope so.

I look old

when I was young.

Sheesh.

You know.

This is,

this is, right?

Why is there no Constantine?

Is there?

I think there is.

I just didn't notice.

Because it's Constantine.

Why is there no Constantine?

It's just Jean-Luc and Matrix.

Next.

A quote from Keanu Reeves.

Fighter, I'm a lover.

This is my favorite.

If you're a lover, you gotta be a fighter.

If you don't fight for your love,

what kind of love do you have?

If you don't fight for your love,

what kind of love do you have?

See?

Right.

Fight.

It's like a different TV series.

Look.

There.

Sheesh.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

I haven't seen an artist like that.

Sheesh.

That's amazing.

They're so good.

Have you seen an artist like that?

No.

It's Keanu Reeves.

Keanu Reeves.

Keanu Reeves, poor president.

What does Keanu mean?

Yeah, what does it mean?

Keanu.

It's an unusual name.

I've not heard it before.

Does it mean something

in a different language,

different part of the world?

How did you come by the name?

Let's see.

I was told that it means

cool breeze over the mountains.

That's long.

That's for a guy named Keanu.

What origin is that?

Hawaiian.

Well, it's a lovely name.

Do you have a better one?

But I don't know what it means

the way you pronounced it.

Oh, no, no.

That's pronouncing your name.

I was saying Keanu.

He's always sitting on his back.

He's still like that.

He's always sitting on his back.

Keanu just being Keanu.

You should put that

in your behind the scenes.

Keanu.

Solid.

So good.

Here's the unreal Keanu.

So good.

I can see that

he's not really Keanu.

You'll really see him

when you close up.

But it's so good.

It's so cool.

So solid.

It's worth it.

There's a lot to do.

It's like a self-interview.

What do you call that?

Is this new?

Is it just now?

It would be great

to be a part of that.

Who would 10-year-old Keanu Reeves

want to play?

10-year-old Reeves?

Yeah.

10-year-old Reeves

would want to...

Batman.

I think he'd probably

want to be Ghost Rider.

Ooh.

Ghost Rider.

But Nicolas Cage

is Ghost Rider, right?

As far as I know.

Is Nicolas Cage

more known as Ghost Rider?

Or is there another

Ghost Rider?

I only know Nicolas Cage.

But it suits Keanu, right?

Actually, before,

Keanu and Nicolas Cage

I thought they were just one person.

They're different.

Keanu Reeves

nearly changed his name

to Chuck.

Why Chuck?

Chuck Norris?

Uh-huh.

His face when he was young

was like Chuck Norris.

He looks younger

but he has a beard.

Hmm.

What did the universe suggest?

Chuck Spadina.

His agent shot that out.

It's like...

It's like there's a different sound.

It's like it's not a good idea

to...

Huh?

Go outside for parties

and to make new friends.

Or stay inside

making stop-motion animations

and talk to friends online.

Hahaha.

Oh, shoot.

Actually, I tried

making stop-motion animations.

It's really tiring.

It's really hard

to make stop-motion animations.

If you make a mistake

once,

you'll do it again.

That's why you should

always check every frame.

It's Unreal Keanu again.

By the way,

it's more comfy to dance in the dark.

Hahaha.

I don't...

I haven't been serious

about Keanu

for a long time

while watching Unreal Keanu.

When someone cuts the line,

what will Keanu say?

That's right.

Context.

Grocery store.

Products.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

I think that's different.

Hahaha.

And think about it.

Actually,

if you ask yourself,

can I take a piss?

I think 80% of the time,

they'll let you pass.

Because you asked.

You know that?

Because if someone asks,

it's hard to refuse.

Right?

So I think 80% of the time

or 75%,

they'll let you pass.

So just ask.

There's nothing wrong with that.

At least you asked.

Keanu Reeves.

Huh?

Huh?

My spleen.

Hahaha.

He's talking about something else.

Okay.

Unreal Keanu

Keanu is all about this.

Keanu Reeves' birthday.

That's far.

Far.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

That's crazy.

Some people are saying

that Keanu is a vampire.

Because he doesn't look like it.

Describe your life.

Describe the rest of your life

in five words.

What?

Five words.

What kind of question is that?

It's not a question.

It's a demand.

Hahaha.

There's no question mark there.

Okay.

Well then,

I'm gonna be hopeful.

Health.

Love.

Friendship.

Create art.

Motorcycles.

Yes!

Let's go!

That's the right answer.

I remember

that Keanu

has beautiful motorcycles.

Cruiser type.

Those are my favorite motorcycles.

If you ask me

what my favorite motorcycles are,

I won't be quiet.

It'll take an hour.

When I get rich,

I'll buy a motorcycle

of Keanu.

But I feel like

it's my life savings.

Is there a character

you've played before

you'd like to play again

that no one is asking you to?

Uh...

And keep in mind,

when you say this,

someone will then ask you to.

So be careful how you...

That's not true.

No!

That's not true.

Who's not gonna want

Keanu Reeves to be in

another Keanu Reeves movie?

Because that happens.

Konstantin Tuhat.

I wanna play...

I would love to play

John Constantine.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

I'll watch that.

I'll book the whole cinema

to watch that.

Are you saying right now

that if you are willing

to play John Constantine again

on national television

with the prospect

that Stephen Colbert

might have a guest starring role,

that there...

Nice.

That no one will make that movie?

Mm-hmm.

I've tried.

I've tried, Stephen.

Wow.

Is there a...

Heaven and hell

will beat John Constantine.

But maybe, guys,

this is where I'll end

our reaction video.

Did you count how many

Keanu Reeves I've said?

Comment down below, guys.

Just look at the editor.

But that's it for today.

Until next time.

Goodbye.