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01:00.0
Can't Jesus just stop getting the dirt in the grass and shit?
01:03.4
Wala, baka mahulog ang utak
01:09.3
Trynil, hindi na gumagalaw. Trynil, okay ka lang?
01:11.2
Isi ka lang. Ito yung binabasa ko lahat ng enchantment book dito
01:17.3
Alam mo naman, pag-book
01:20.5
Alam mo, ang tao parang libro
01:23.2
Judged by its cover, you know?
01:28.3
You have to give it to me, okay?
01:29.7
Yung alin yung gold? Oo nga, ano?
01:33.4
Anong nakatayo? Hayop
01:34.8
Stop mining like a madafaka
01:36.3
Just go straight directly sa gold, bro
01:38.1
Wait, I don't know where the gold is
01:39.9
Nakita ko lang siya, okay?
01:41.2
Hindi ko na alam kung...
01:41.8
It's like nakahang siya, okay?
01:43.3
So, pag mali yung ano ko, mine ko
01:45.4
Mahuhulog siya sa baba, okay?
01:47.6
I'm being careful, okay?
01:50.2
I think it's here. It's here, Vanilla. Yan, ah?
01:55.2
Ima-imine mo yan, yung grass
02:02.5
Nakita gold? Sa likod mo na?
02:06.5
The gold's literally behind you, bro
02:08.5
I know, I know, I know
02:10.1
Pero let me just be careful
02:21.3
Ilang kailangan mo? Isa lang?
02:22.3
Isa lang, isa lang kailangan ko
02:23.3
And now I need coal
02:31.9
Nagme-meta kami, okay?
02:32.9
Ikaw mo sa M, gago
02:33.9
Ikaw mo sa M, makikita mo kami
02:35.9
Ikaw mo yung island sa right side
02:36.9
Oo, pero di namin kita kayo
02:40.9
Di namin kayo kita
02:42.9
So you have to find the coal ore na lang ulit
02:44.9
Yeah, coal ore na lang
02:46.9
Here, Vanilla, take this
02:47.9
Bring it home, bro
02:49.9
It's the only gold we have
02:51.9
Nakakalbuin ko na to, Vanilla
02:55.5
Magharap ko ng coal
03:08.5
We're gonna drown, bro
03:09.5
Huwag mo iba to dyan
03:10.5
Madala yan sa ilalim
03:12.5
Tatapalan ko lang ako
03:22.5
Get the other one
03:24.1
Baka may gold pa dito
03:25.1
This is the only way
03:31.1
Take the grass as well
03:33.1
You need more grass?
03:37.1
Okay, I think our job is done
03:42.1
I think I need copper too, bro
03:47.1
Nakuha mo na lahat, okay?
03:50.1
I might need this too
03:54.7
You never know when you need more gold
03:58.7
Ken, pahiram naman yung ano mo
04:05.7
Sige mo sa kamay mo ah
04:08.7
May parang Zelda yan
04:10.7
May parang stamina
04:12.7
Astalon ka dito, puta ka dito sa lumilipad
04:14.7
May parang Zelda ang p**a
04:18.7
Mabilog may stamina, gago
04:25.3
Lahat tayo napapagod traini, diba?
04:27.3
Tama, napapagod daw si Ken
04:31.3
You already made that joke, man
04:35.3
Uy, iya ka bakit?
04:49.9
He's doing it, bro
04:53.9
Kinakalbuin yung buong island niya
04:57.9
Vanilla, it's time
04:59.9
Hindi ko alam kung
05:01.9
Ano ka mag unique island mo
05:03.9
Pero pag ininvite kita
05:05.9
Mag e-error ba kasi meron ka ng party
05:07.9
Alam mo yun, parang ganun
05:09.9
That's a good ass gold
05:11.9
That's a lot of bro
05:15.9
Take all of this, Vanilla
05:18.5
Stop throwing the other shit, bro
05:20.5
And take my iron pickaxe
05:28.5
Put it in a chest somewhere
05:30.5
Wala naman kayo kailangan sa island nato?
05:34.5
It's already f**ked up enough
05:40.5
Ganoon hindi pala umahano sa Blast Furnace
05:45.1
Blast Furnace na ba tayo?
05:55.1
Space party, space leave
05:57.1
May island zigno ko dito sa kilid
06:09.1
Pobo, nagslash homestick
06:11.7
Nagslash homestick si Neil
06:13.7
Doon siya natipis ang starting block
06:17.7
Doon siya natipis ang starting block
06:19.7
Alam mo yung block na mag isa doon
06:23.7
Holy s**t, there is an island there
06:25.7
Damn, look at my island
06:27.7
Pwede natin po tayo dasa invite natin
06:33.7
Give me all my s**t, bro
06:35.7
Finally, I can make it
06:37.7
Dito sa likod ng puno
06:40.3
Tukunin mo na doon
06:48.3
I was here all along
06:50.3
Katawin ni Dickface
06:58.3
You need the coal?
07:00.3
Oo nga, dito pala
07:02.3
Just give it to me
07:04.3
Nalagay ko na doon
07:06.3
Guys, please make me a diamond set again
07:08.9
Please, everything
07:12.9
This is huge, bro
07:14.9
This grass block na binigay
07:16.9
Na hindi natin ginawa, sabi lang island
07:20.9
Paparamit yung Bermuda
07:24.9
Nantay pa natin, no
07:26.9
Kailangan pala may isang block na grass para kumalat
07:28.9
About your life, JN?
07:30.9
What happened to that?
07:34.9
You having fun right now?
07:37.5
Matapos ko lang ito, okay na ako
07:41.5
I got a mixed ore chunk
07:47.5
I'm gonna make the best
07:49.5
Fishing rod in this whole entire game
07:51.5
He's about to do it
07:55.5
Matapos na natin yung quest
07:57.5
The quest is called Gotta catch em all
07:59.5
Wait, how do I even make it?
08:04.1
Ano na gagawin mo?
08:08.1
I got an orelly, bro
08:12.1
And I can get a chance
08:14.1
To get ores on catch
08:22.1
Ken, please make me a new
08:34.7
Saan makakakuha ng slime?
08:38.7
Wag mong gagamitin yan
08:40.7
Baka may slime din kayo mga
08:42.7
Give me that slime, bro
09:01.3
May slime sa nether, diba?
09:03.3
Parang nakakawa si Niel ng slime?
09:05.3
Baka drop sa mobs
09:07.3
Baka sa trader kanina
09:09.3
Hindi ko alam saan malagay
09:11.3
Pero may slime na
09:15.3
Slime ball, marami to
09:17.3
It's a slime ball
09:21.3
Tapos na ako sa quest ko
09:35.9
Are you guys ready?
09:41.9
Ang reward natin is
09:43.9
The stupidest fishing rod
09:47.9
This thing is important
09:51.9
Ina ka isang slime ball lang to
09:56.5
Binibitin mo naman ako pre
10:04.5
He got hyped up or nothing
