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00:00.0
Indonesian Foreigner
00:30.0
Okay lang yan. May panahon pa para magbago ka.
00:33.8
Hindi ako tumawa.
00:35.3
Na may kabutihan pang natitira sa puso mo.
00:38.6
Kaya ako sa'yo, magbago ka na kapatid.
00:42.3
Nandito ako para sa'yo.
00:44.6
Unigtas points ko men.
00:46.2
Okay next ano to?
00:47.6
Tama ang nota pero di natingin sa maestro.
00:57.0
Ayos siya na. Parang umutot eh.
01:00.6
My mom told me to clean the garage.
01:12.2
Alapit gusto kong pumasok sa ganyan.
01:16.1
All the dirt's gone.
01:19.4
Sinabun talaga yung loob.
01:21.8
That moment when your code works perfectly well until deployment and then crashes.
01:27.2
Ano to? Sa programming ba to?
01:35.8
Ang ganda na sana.
01:39.4
Hindi man lang siya tinulungan ng mga nakapayudon.
01:42.2
Tinignan lang talaga siya.
01:43.5
When your mom is beating your sibling and you know that you're next.
01:59.0
Dapat ganyan ako maglinis dati oh.
02:01.6
Hindi ko naisip yun ah.
02:12.8
Ang angas nito umpisa na to.
02:14.8
Kada may marininig kang halagapak eh.
02:16.8
Mapapalinis ka talaga.
02:22.5
French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together.
02:27.9
Yung one piece laugh ba to?
02:44.8
Grabe yung mga tawa nila.
02:50.1
Parang hindi na tawa yung isa.
02:52.1
Parang torotok na yung isa.
02:54.2
Kaya lang ganyan yung tunog kapag bagong taon.
02:56.6
Me, bleeding to death.
02:58.3
The receptionist at the hospital.
03:06.6
Nalala ko yung nagkasakit ako.
03:09.0
Kaya kakagulo yung hospital tapos yung mga receptionist nyo.
03:15.0
Me after checking my electric bill.
03:26.3
Nasabihin ko yan kayo.
03:27.6
Magkandila na lang kami.
03:29.0
Hindi na kami mag-iilaw.
03:30.2
Hindi nyo ba alam?
03:31.4
Napaka taas lang kuryente namin.
03:32.8
Nakikita nyo ba ito?
03:34.5
Dalaway ilaw ko dito.
03:35.5
Pag pinatay ko isa, bukas pa isa.
03:37.0
Pag pinatay ko ito, pwede kong buksan yung kapya.
03:43.6
Karoon ng maraming ilaw.
03:45.8
When you cook dinner for the fam and you hear someone say,
03:57.0
Pag pinagluto kayong ng itlog,
03:59.0
dapat masasarapan kayo.
04:00.3
Kasi itlog lang ang kaya ko lutuwing.
04:02.6
Even turtles run from the police.
04:07.0
Parang sya tatakbo eh.
04:18.2
Ay! Gusto ko ma-experience yan!
04:21.4
Oh! Malalaglag! Malalaglag! Malalaglag!
04:26.2
Nakatagilid na siya yun.
04:30.0
Bumabanking sa ostrich!
04:35.9
Hindi ko pala natatrya yan.
04:39.3
Tequila takes over the Oscars red carpet.
04:42.6
What's- what are you gonna do?
04:43.9
Here, here. Let's go banana tonight, real quick.
04:46.3
How many other lips have touched them?
04:47.8
You're the first one, I promise.
04:50.6
I guess we'll figure it out.
04:57.2
Oh my God, is there tequila in that banana?
04:59.4
I always keep tequila in my banana.
05:04.1
That's what she said.
05:04.8
Drink out of my banana?
05:07.3
No, that sounds foul!
05:10.0
How many people have put their mouths on that?
05:11.6
Oh my God, so far nobody.
05:13.1
You better put your-
05:15.8
The greatest high five in sports history.
05:36.2
No stupid people beyond this point.
05:39.0
Oh, parang ang pangit na mo yun.
05:47.3
San po mabibili yung floor mat na yan?
05:49.3
Baki lagay po dun sa may pintuan.
05:51.3
Bro was so confused.
05:59.3
Sakit nun sa sikmura.
06:00.6
May isipin mo, inexpect mo, bata lang yung-
06:06.6
Yung reaction niya eh.
06:10.6
Back it up. Okay.
06:12.6
Back it up? Alright.
06:14.6
Bubuhos. Sabi niya eh.
06:24.6
Here you go, bro.
06:30.6
You said back it up.
06:32.6
Kamag sa aking binigay yun. Ibabato ko yung pabalik.
06:34.6
Give me a cookie.
06:38.6
Ah, siya din yung nagbibenta din kanina?
06:46.6
You want a cookie?
06:50.6
Napakasama ni laglag.
06:52.6
He took out his whole squad.
06:54.6
He was laughing so hard that he took down the whole squad with him.
07:08.6
Most average interaction in
07:12.6
You can have on a New York City subway.
07:18.6
Welcome to your nightmare.
07:24.6
Walang pakilam yung katabi niyo.
07:26.6
Wala siyang pakilam.
07:30.6
May as. May as. Oh!
07:40.6
Katabi naman yung binalibag.
07:42.6
Memes I found on the internet. Ano ito?
07:44.6
Uh-huh. Uy, ayos lang.
08:14.6
Nakakatakot naman yung tao. Anon?
08:34.6
Alapet na pagkaki.
08:38.6
Ay, yung takbo. Ang galing.
08:40.6
Kuha-kuha talaga yung takbo ng pusa sa cartoon.
08:42.6
I'm free. Ano ito?
08:54.6
Ewan ko pero natatawa talaga ako tuwing nakikita ko ito.
09:02.6
Bakit naman nalaglag yung
09:04.6
chinelas mo doon?
09:16.6
Paano mo makukuha?
09:20.6
Huwag mo sisilipin.
09:22.6
Huwag mo sisilipin.
09:24.6
Oh! Oh my goodness!
09:26.6
Nasa gilid na buha niya.
09:28.6
Paano napuntahin doon?
09:30.6
Wala lang. May artwork. Ano ba?
09:38.6
Eh! Two frames lang
09:40.6
pero nakagawa ka ng 15 seconds animation.
09:44.6
Yung di mo maintindihan yung sinasabi. Ano ito?
09:56.6
Umiyak yung bata.
09:58.6
Umiyak yung bata.
10:00.6
Piniyak yung bata.
10:02.6
Umiyak yung bata. Kawawa naman.
10:08.6
Kawawa naman yung bata.
10:10.6
Naku, tulungan nyo. Ano yun?
10:16.6
Sa estilo naman ito.
10:22.6
Uy! Uy! Uy! Anong nangyari?
10:30.6
Di nila tulungan.
10:40.6
Naila na yung langaw.
10:42.6
Hindi mo siya makaalis.
10:44.6
Legit yun? No edited yun?
10:46.6
Ikot ikot siya doon.
10:48.6
Helicopter. Helicopter.
10:50.6
Can a coin fit in? Ano yun?
11:16.6
Ayokon na. Ayokon na.
11:18.6
Pero siguro mga kamarkata,
11:20.6
dito na po natatapos.
11:22.6
Ang ating reaction video Metro
11:24.6
Marami marami salaman. Super rinjit.
