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What's up, what's up, mga Kajibi!

This is your Ultimate Kjibigirl, VGN for today's video.

Nandito tayo sa Union Square sa San Francisco, California.

U.S. of A.

Eto, napakalamid ngayon. Sobra.

Nandito ka pala!

Di ka rin na pa!

Wakla ka!

Paano ka nakarating dito?

Diba nahold ka sa immigration?

Wow!

Nahold ko sa customs, e.

Kasi hindi ko dini-clear.

Kasi nakalagay doon,

bringing in agricultural products,

sabi ko, no.

Tapos nakita siya.

Charot.

So, nandito tayo sa Union Square.

Meron tayong ano?

Challenge.

Ah, yes.

Fun challenge.

We're gonna do the...

Guess my age challenge.

Ikaw nagsasabi ng title.

Sige, vlog mo ito.

Vlog mo.

Content mo na lang.

Ikaw nagsasabi ng title.

Ikaw nagsasabi ng title.

Anong challenge to?

Guess my dog's age challenge.

Yan!

Ang galing!

Kailangan ko mahulaan nila kung ano edad mo.

Wow!

Dapat ikaw.

Vlog mo ito, e.

Guess my age challenge.

So, tsitsika tayo ng mga tao rito.

Tapos mahuhulaan natin

yung edad natin.

Pag nahulaan nila,

may $10!

Asin dollars!

Kinatku mo na naman!

Wakla ka!

May $10!

Ayan.

Yung paradigm namin,

gagamitin namin dito sa vlog.

Ay, wala pa na.

Wala tayong pag-dinner, mama niya.

Wala, sir.

Kailangan din naman mahulaan.

Parang natatakot ako tuloy.

Saan?

Ay, itong guy.

Itong guy.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Can we bother you for a second?

What's up?

We're doing a vlog.

We're doing a guess our age challenge.

If you can guess our age,

you win.

You're gonna get $10!

You just have to guess our age.

What's your name?

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew, this is Lassie.

Hello.

And my name is Vice Ganda.

Okay, all you gotta do is just guess our age.

Okay.

How about my age?

Wala pa pala.

Guess his age.

Okay, I'm gonna say...

43.

43?!

Oh, my God!

I love you!

You have to Google your name.

And you have to Google your age.

Okay.

I don't have internet.

So that you'll find out what your age is.

Chip-chip mo, eh.

Walang internet.

Okay.

I'm sorry, I don't have internet.

I'll Google you.

Lassie Marquez.

Age.

There.

Is this you?

Yeah, that's me.

Bakla, wala kang age.

His age is...

How come it's not here?

Let me check again.

Hindi kayo nag-Google, bakla.

He can't be Googled.

He's not famous.

See, I'm 15.

How can you find out?

Okay.

The passport.

Where's your passport?

Wait.

Your mask is 43.

Yeah.

If you get it right, you're gonna get this $10.

Yes.

Oh, my God!

I was born...

Okay.

...in 1976.

How old are you now?

46.

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Okay.

Don't scare him.

Okay.

So, you have to guess my age.

Okay.

How old do you think am I?

34.

What?

You're so nice!

This is yours.

What?

What? For real?

Yeah, 34.

34?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I have to go back to the Philippines.

34?

Okay.

Next guess.

The way you reacted, probably like...

42.

42?

Final guess.

So, none of those are right.

So, I'll guess another one.

I'm gonna go in between...

like 38.

38?

38?

38? Okay.

She's 130.

I'm 47.

Wow.

Way off.

Hey, I was...

I was way off.

I'm terrible with age.

But they look young, right?

Yeah, you guys both look young.

Okay.

He looks young?

Yeah, he does.

For a grandfather.

Thank you very much.

Sorry to bother you.

Andrew.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you.

Bye.

All right.

There you go, man.

What am I?

34.

Hey, I'm 43, right?

34?

I'm 34.

That's why my age went up

because you went away.

He became 40.

But I feel like if we didn't grow up,

he'll still go down to 24.

36.

Like that.

Where else?

Oh, there!

Let's go with him.

Let's go with him.

Hi.

Hi.

Can we bother you for a sec?

Oh, thank you.

We're just doing this vlog.

We're having this simple challenge.

It's a guess our age challenge.

If you're able to guess it right,

our age,

you will get $10.

Okay.

Is that fine?

That's perfect.

What's your name?

Danielle.

Okay, can I put this?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hi, my name is Vice Ganda.

We're from the Philippines.

Nice to meet you.

And my name is Lassie.

Nice to meet you, Lassie.

Okay.

So, you have to guess our age.

Okay.

So, me first.

Okay.

You first.

I say...

54.

You're too kind.

Why did you say so?

Well,

I think you look too young to look 60.

So, I said 50.

So, I said 50.

You're too young to look 60.

So, you thought he's like

50...

54.

54.

Yeah.

One more guess.

One more guess.

Okay.

So, that means I should go higher a little bit maybe?

Higher!

I love you.

50.

Oh my gosh.

I'm old here.

58?

Okay.

I'll show you my passport.

Show her your passport.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

My birthday is

October 31, 1976.

Oh.

My age is 46.

Oh, baby!

What you thought is 58, right?

I'm sorry.

I can't think.

He gets that a lot.

He gets that a lot.

Okay.

I'm not gonna ask my age.

I'm kinda scared.

No, you have to guess mine.

How old do you think am I?

33?

Hey!

Why did you say so?

Because I think

I was thinking maybe like

35, 36.

But I think 33 is like

I think you don't look like you're 40.

So I think you're 30.

Okay, your final guess.

35.

35.

That's it.

35 the dirty face.

I'm not dirty.

I'm not dirty forever.

Okay.

Google.

I'm 47 years old.

No!

You look really good!

What did you just say?

You look really good!

I love you.

But,

how old is he?

Again?

50!

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Bye!

Bye! Nice to meet you.

Sorry to bother you.

Okay.

It's okay.

There aren't that many people

in Union Square.

Let's just walk around.

We might end up going to LA.

We might end up going to LA.

But,

you look really good.

You're 58 years old!

You know,

he said that

I look like...

No, he said that

you look too young

to be 68.

That's why you're 58 years old.

Are you happy?

You're 34.

I was 32 years old at first.

Thank you.

I don't have a girlfriend.

Excuse me.

Can we bother you for a second?

Because we're doing a vlog

for my YouTube channel.

We're from the Philippines.

We're doing this challenge called

Guess Our Age Challenge.

Okay.

So, if you guess

our age right,

we're gonna give you $10.

Okay.

Right as in the exact year?

Exactly.

Exactly.

By the way, what's your name?

Ellery.

Ellery. My name is Vice.

Nice to meet you.

And my name is Lassie.

Hello.

Okay.

Hello.

Hi.

My name is Vice Haley.

Lassie.

Okay.

Can you guess my age?

Can you give me any hints?

Are you guys the same age?

No, we're not gonna give any clue.

Okay.

Do we look like we're the same age?

No.

Okay.

I'm gonna guess...

Okay.

50.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay.

He's 50 and...

I think...

40.

Your final guess.

Can I change it?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna say...

43.

Okay.

I'm gonna say...

36.

Okay.

I'll show you my age.

I was born in October 31, 1976.

So my age is 46.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I got there a little bit.

Interesting.

And this is me.

My age is 47.

Okay.

I'm older than him.

Wow.

Okay.

Good guess though.

Thank you very much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Bye.

Nice to meet you.

Bye-bye.

Keep safe.

Bye-bye.

You said you're 50.

Wow.

But it went down.

You shouldn't react right away.

Okay.

Because if you react...

If you really react...

Oh, okay.

Let's go down.

Let's go up.

Okay.

But you shouldn't react.

Ouch!

Sorry.

I won't react.

Okay.

Really.

If you react, he'll get mad.

I won't react.

I'm not gay.

Hi.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Let me follow you for a sec.

Yeah.

We're doing a vlog.

We're from the Philippines.

Oh.

Okay.

My name is Bias Aganda.

Wendy.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, Wendy.

My name is Lassie.

I like your outfit.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

We're just doing this challenge.

It's called Guess Our Age Challenge.

Okay.

If you guess it right, you're gonna get $10.

Okay.

Yeah.

You have to guess our age first.

First guess.

Alright.

I like the challenge because I know that aging is very hard to find out.

But I do believe that you're around like…

Oh, you're pretty.

Wow, pretty.

Wow, pretty.

Yeah, I know.

It's the first time you heard that from anyone.

Just kidding.

Wow, really.

Yeah, yeah.

45?

45.

That's your first guess.

Your final guess.

Can you give me some hints that it's close to the age or above?

No, no, no.

It's so challenging.

Just guess.

Just based on the appearance.

55.

30?

No, no, no.

55.

55.

Okay, 55.

So that's your guess, 55.

Okay.

So this is the time that you're gonna find out what his age is.

Your final guess is 55, right?

Yes.

55?

Yeah.

Okay.

My age is 46.

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot.

You have to guess my age now.

You're probably younger than her.

Kind of like…

Well, 42?

Your first guess.

What is your final guess?

Final guess.

Wow, it's hard for me to guess.

But I like around 40.

You're 46.

So you're probably 44.

I'm 44.

44.

Okay.

Okay, here's the answer.

What's my age? I'm 47.

47.

Oh my gosh.

Come on, no way.

So, can I have a request?

What is it?

Can you guys guess my age?

Oh, okay.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

I'm from Vietnam.

You're from Vietnam?

I'm from Vietnam.

Hello, hello.

Okay, you look really young.

And your skin is still very pretty.

Your styling is still very young.

Casual.

I know.

Very California.

Very San Francisco.

I think you're…

Oh, this is hard.

31.

31.

No.

Final guess.

29.

Don't say your age.

Okay.

31, 29.

Me.

Your skin has no pores.

Oh, okay.

Okay, thank you.

Your skin has a lot of pores.

Yeah, yeah.

I make up today a little bit.

Yeah.

You are very young.

Thank you.

Okay, your age is…

My guess is…

32?

No.

Oh, okay.

Final guess.

Okay, final guess.

27.

I'm so happy to hear that but it's not my age.

How old are you?

I am 36.

You look young.

Thank you so much.

You look so young.

You're still so pretty.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Have a good night.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

I look pretty even though it's not my age.

Hi.

Can I get a picture?

I thought you're asking if I can guess your age.

Can I guess your age?

Hello.

Hi, excuse me.

Can we bother you for a second?

What is it?

Because we're using a vlog from a YouTube channel,

we're doing this challenge.

It's called the Guess Our Age Challenge.

Can you guess our age?

If you guess it right,

we're gonna give you $10.

Yes.

It's just a fun game.

You first.

Yeah, it's okay.

It's just a game.

Will you be fine?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's your name?

Julius.

My name is Vice.

Nice to meet you.

My name is Lassie.

Nice to meet you guys.

Okay, what's your name?

Chris.

Hi, Chris.

My name is Vice.

Hi, Chris.

My name is Lassie.

Where are you guys from?

We're from Utah.

Utah.

Utah.

Okay, so you go first.

Okay.

Guess my age.

Okay.

I say 36.

36.

36?

36.

Good guess, good guess.

How about you?

Me.

I say 37.

37.

Okay, how about my age?

I'm saying 32.

32.

How about you, Chris?

31.

31.

Final guess.

He's copying me.

Final guess.

32, 37.

32, 37.

Yes.

That's your final guess.

Yes.

Alright.

And I'm sticking with my guesses here.

Okay, okay.

Your guess is I'm 31 and he's 36.

36.

Okay, show them your passport.

Okay, I was born in 1976 so my age is 46.

You don't look it.

Thank you, thank you.

He was born in 1976 and he died in 1977.

Hoy!

This is the second one.

Hoy!

Hoy!

And then he died again in 1982.

Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!

Three lives.

Three lives.

Because I'm a cat.

Cat.

But now he's a dog.

Okay.

So you weren't able to guess it right.

So you guessed 31 and?

32.

32.

I think I said 2.

I'm 47.

47.

I'm older than you.

No way.

Wait.

Mais ganda?

Mais ganda.

That's you?

Yes.

That's cool.

Thank you for letting us play.

Thank you for letting us play.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

You're a kid now, girl.

You're a kid now.

32.

Do you know why?

Because it's dark here.

Okay.

You only guessed 31.

It's because of the light.

Yes.

It's because of the light.

Hoy!

Hoy!

So there, kajinuna.

Our ages were guessed.

So we saved our $10 for our laps.

But we're only 7'11", girl.

But you're happy, right?

I'm happy.

Because...

You're so young.

Yes.

I'm also happy for you.

58 is the highest for you.

I'm old here.

Huh?

I'm old here.

Even in the Philippines,

I'm older than you.

You thought it's only here.

Even in the Philippines,

I'm older than you.

So why do people always guess you?

Why?

What do they base it on?

Why are you 58 years old?

I don't know.

When they look down,

I'm still young.

When they look up, I'm old.

What do you do when you guess your age?

What do you guess?

28.

You'll kill me, of course.

What's the lowest number that people guess me?

32?

Yes.

32.

I'm also 30+.

34.

If you're 30+,

30 plus 28.

58 is 32.

Wow.

Really?

What's your secret?

What's your serum?

What's your serum?

What's your serum?

Pancake serum.

Maple serum.

Maple?

Maple.

So guys,

it's getting dark.

What time is it here?

It's 8 o'clock at night.

So it's getting dark.

So there.

Thank you so much for joining us

on GDG Vlog.

58, right?

I don't know.

I'm old.

I'm old.