00:13.8
We're almost there gays
00:15.4
konting konting na lang
00:17.2
Look at this open field
00:20.6
Bumi ng lugar naman?
00:23.3
Kituation yung clean
00:24.3
Hawang buwanno algunos
00:25.3
Baldwin, Seriously?!
00:27.8
Diyan lalagay ni Cynthia Billiard yung ano niya
00:30.6
Sutod na Camelia ako
00:32.8
Look at that herd over there bro
00:35.2
Look at that valley over there
00:36.3
Look at the local fauna over here
00:38.8
Ah! Ito lang nga!
00:40.7
Look at the local wildlife over here
00:42.2
Stop killing the local wildlife, Ken!
00:44.1
Ah! Ito lang nga!
00:46.9
This is an abandoned golf course
00:49.2
This is it! This is it!
00:51.1
Yes, Ken! This is it!
00:52.2
This is where we're...
00:54.0
This is where it is
00:56.1
The thing we're not supposed to say but...
01:00.1
Dito lang! Ganito yung pinag-airsoft na namin before
01:02.6
Like an abandoned golf course
01:04.8
We fucked each other up
01:07.6
Oh man! Look at the big-ass horse!
01:10.9
Damn bro! You a big-ass horse!
01:13.4
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
01:15.0
Why would you do that?
01:19.5
Dig, you heathens!
01:23.3
Gago! Pag di natin nakikita yung charge sila
01:25.5
Wala ko kung ano yung hukay ni Ken
01:31.6
Ay! Sino yung paghukay niyo?
01:34.2
Mali pala yung hukay ko! Sorry!
01:35.7
Ayan! Ayan! Go! Go! Go!
01:41.4
Fuck that, bitch, bro!
01:43.5
Puta! Ano may nakikita ako, eyeball!
01:45.5
Puta! Ano may nakikita ako, eyeball!
01:47.0
Nakikita ako, eyeball!
01:49.5
Oh shit! I'm going in!
01:51.0
I'm going in, bro!
01:53.6
Wow! Wow! Bago to! Wow!
01:55.4
Gago! May barilo! Rhino!
01:56.7
Ay! Revolver para!
01:58.4
Ah! Hindi pala dito rin
02:00.3
Okay, area cleared!
02:01.4
This place sucks!
02:02.7
Ayun lang yun? That was it?
02:04.6
But it's gonna be a katana, man!
02:07.3
Oh, we're gonna have to wait, Ken
02:09.2
Sa taas! Okay, next beacon!
02:13.7
What? Nag-crash ako!
02:16.9
Ay, po! Tangina di tayo na-save!
02:19.8
Tapos yun, gumawa kayo ng tent e!
02:21.2
Gagawa na ako ng tent!
02:22.3
Hindi mag-save ako, gago!
02:24.0
There goes our shit!
02:25.9
There goes our shit, bro!
02:28.3
Not really! I'm saving right now!
02:32.9
Mag-save kayo before mag-load ang server!
02:34.6
Gago! May katana para-save right here!
02:36.7
Yes! Game saved! Let's go!
02:38.6
Okay, game saved na ako! Game saved na ako!
02:40.7
Eh, mine's saved!
02:45.0
Wala ako, revolver!
02:50.0
Oh, for fuck's sake, that's a lot of-
02:53.9
Please don't hit me, I'm one of you!
03:05.1
Gago, may chainsaw!
03:07.4
Chris, may chainsaw!
03:14.7
That is not a chainsaw! That is an exploding thing!
03:18.7
What the fuck is that?
03:21.2
Sabi mo chainsaw yun!
03:24.9
May bala din, boi!
03:26.7
Sabi mo chainsaw!
03:31.0
Get your eyes checked!
03:33.9
Eh, Gago, umaandar e! Parang may ano-
03:36.0
I think it's a chainsaw, man!
03:41.0
That chainsaw doesn't explode like that!
03:43.8
Baka pinasabog nyo kasi yung tank nung chainsaw, you know?
03:46.5
Yeah, oo! Binalik ko e!
03:51.3
Parang hintayin natin sila, Banila, layo!
03:53.5
Tana kayo natin yung beach!
03:54.6
We're coming, man! We're coming!
03:56.3
Stay there, okay? Stay!
03:59.0
Feel something, ano?
04:01.1
Now we're staying!
04:01.9
Now we're waiting!
04:04.2
Sundan nyo ako! Let's explore here!
04:09.5
Gago, ang dami nyo na! Tumatakbo sila, oh!
04:11.3
They're doing their morning routine, bro!
04:25.6
Oh, shit! Di na kasha!
04:27.3
Jesus Christ, Neil! How did you-
04:31.8
I think he used the strut over there!
04:47.2
Tumabalikan tayo sa base natin!
04:48.2
Now we're on our base-
05:07.7
It's meant for the sled!
05:08.7
Tangwia rito, ang stream nato!
05:11.7
It's fucking parkour!
05:13.4
Sus- Suspoke traffic!
00:00.0
05:14.940 --> 05:16.360
05:18.2
Parek ka na, kaya tayo dun sa may ship?
05:20.7
Putong magtamato, hindi talaga tayo hintayin
05:22.7
Nung mga barili ko to pag-
05:27.7
Putong ina naman, Pikachu!
05:28.7
Putong ina naman, Pikachu!
05:36.7
Pikachu, kuryentehan mo
05:40.7
Pikachu, kuryentehan mo
05:42.7
Did you know that in terms of male and female
05:45.7
Oh no, you have said this yesterday
05:47.7
Pero sige, do it again
05:49.7
You haven't- You haven't-
05:50.7
I haven't- I haven't heard it
05:52.7
Okay, go go, sige
05:53.7
Wait lang, wait lang, walang kodigo eh
05:56.7
Is that Vaporeon?
06:00.7
So, are you ready, Chris?
06:03.7
So, did you guys know that in terms of male and female Pokemon breeding
06:07.7
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for humans
06:09.7
Putayin is Vaporeon!
06:13.7
Yeah, not only are they in the field egg group
06:15.7
Which is mostly comprised of mammals
06:17.7
Vaporeons are an average of 303 feet tall
06:22.7
This means they're large enough to be able to handle human
06:27.7
And with their impressive base stats for HP
06:29.7
And access to acid armor
06:31.7
You can be rough with one
06:34.7
And due to their mostly water-based biology
06:37.7
There's no doubt in my mind
06:38.7
That an aroused Vaporeon
06:40.7
Would be incredibly
06:46.7
That you could easily have sex with one for hours
06:49.7
Without getting sore
06:50.7
They can also learn the moves and tracks
06:56.7
Along with not having fur to hide nipples
06:58.7
So it'd be incredibly easy for one to get in the mood
07:01.7
Oh no, it's that shit!
07:02.7
I never thought you'd ask, Ren
07:04.7
With their abilities
07:07.7
They can easily recover from fatigue
07:10.7
With enough water
07:13.7
I'm getting to the good part, alright?
07:16.7
I've already heard this good part
07:19.7
But no other Pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility
07:25.7
If you pull out enough
07:27.7
You can make your Vaporeon turn white
07:30.7
Vaporeon is literally built for human DICK
07:34.7
On godly defense stat
07:39.7
Means they can take all the cock all day
07:42.7
All shapes and sizes
07:44.7
And still come for more
07:46.7
The possibilities are literally endless
07:49.7
EWWW YOU NASTY ASS BASTARD
07:52.7
Aww, what a cute base
07:57.7
Anong tinututok-tutok nang
07:59.7
Putang ina, sabogulo
08:00.7
Tara, let's raid this shit
08:09.7
Let me smell your fear
08:12.7
Putang ina mo, tatakbo ka pa eh
08:14.7
Manlalabang ka eh
08:17.7
Damn bro, that's fucked up bro
08:18.7
Wait lang, is that a house?
08:19.7
Is that a tent, Ken?
08:20.7
Can I save, please?
08:23.7
I'm Chris, by the way
08:25.7
Yes, and that's my tent
08:30.7
Putang ina nyo ha
08:32.7
We're bullying an old man
08:34.7
Dementia is no joke, okay?
08:35.7
Why are we laughing then?
08:38.7
Can't wait for you here
08:42.7
Pintayin nga namin kayo, okay?
08:44.7
Go, fuck you, bro
08:45.7
Make temporary base here
08:47.7
Buti nalang, di ka nakatayo
08:49.7
Buti nalang, guys
08:53.7
Let's go, let's go
09:01.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:03.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:05.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:06.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:07.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:08.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:09.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:10.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:17.7
You're ruining my
09:18.7
You're ruining my project
09:20.7
My non-existent OCD
09:22.7
Is actually triggered
09:36.7
Aray ko, putang ina
09:38.7
This is a pillow fight
09:39.7
With logs, what the fuck
09:44.7
Think fast, bitch
09:51.7
Ang lutong ng nakulog eh
09:54.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
09:55.7
Nakulog eh, putang ina
10:00.7
Yung dalawa ngayon
10:01.7
Nag-adventure tayo
10:02.7
Nag-adventure tayo
10:03.7
Nag-adventure tayo
10:08.7
Tulog ngangkat na matulog nil
10:18.7
Bakit si Dutch tayo
10:31.7
It doesn't make any sense
10:34.7
You want me to die?
10:35.7
Someone's hitting you
10:39.7
That guy's shooting us
10:40.7
I think those motherfuckers
10:43.7
They're shooting pistols at us
10:48.7
Di naman kayo tinatamahan oh
10:51.7
Di naman ba si Trineel?
10:52.7
Ano? Bobo na mo yun
10:54.7
What is this? Bunker?
10:58.7
Wala nga tayo dito
10:59.7
Umasas lang sa bunker
11:01.7
Stop going in bro
