00:12.2
Paano maging dilaw?
00:12.9
Customize mo muna yung character mo.
00:14.2
Hindi, yung sasakyan mo, sasakyan mo!
00:15.8
Motor na lang tayo.
00:17.0
Diba ako na yellow ka?
00:18.8
No, man. Sipa ano ka?
00:19.9
Popcorners! Tight, tight, tight!
00:21.8
Damn, we are in Fairy Tail.
00:23.8
Oto si Charizard, do.
00:25.4
Oto si Dragonite.
00:29.5
Siyempre hindi ako.
00:37.5
Let's go with the other, oto.
00:39.6
Yeah, I told you, bro.
00:41.5
What the fuck is this?
00:46.9
Hindi, pilis ako na yung flick!
00:49.0
Please give me something good, man.
00:51.6
Graduate agad ako, boy!
00:54.9
Graduate agad ako!
00:56.1
Eyy, please maganda sa'no yung trabaho.
01:00.0
Fucking, let's go with the mage, man!
01:04.4
Para malaki konsingkos.
01:08.8
Putang, ina-dish yung fucking scalp.
01:10.3
Just flick it, man.
01:11.5
Kita mo yung arrow na yan?
01:12.6
Magsimula ka dyan paano?
01:16.1
Counter-clockwise.
01:20.4
Skill issue, putang.
01:22.2
My mouse is bullshit.
01:23.2
I'm trying to fucking spin it!
01:25.2
I'm just gonna flick it, man.
01:26.8
Ito din yung space.
01:28.0
Pwede may space dito?
01:28.8
Ay, pwede pala space eh!
01:30.7
Anang nga na yan?
01:32.8
Oh, what the hell?
01:34.6
Please don't do it.
01:36.6
Putang, ina-dish.
01:37.7
Welcome to Korea again.
01:41.9
Are we gonna go to college this time?
01:44.3
Space na lang pala, puta.
01:45.7
Space mo na lang ring, bro ko.
01:48.0
Wala akong skill issue, ah.
01:49.2
Now, we're gonna knife this time.
01:52.8
Sabi ko na nga, ma.
01:55.2
This is personal, bro.
01:59.2
You're gonna start your life na may utang agad.
02:02.3
Abulin mo ako dito, ah.
02:07.2
Wala ka naman, ba.
02:08.8
Wala ka na pang dot na pagkatapos ng klase.
02:11.8
Are you ready for college def, boy?
02:16.5
Putang, ina-dish.
02:21.4
Mali ka na silisikla.
02:21.9
Dalawa agad ang demonyo.
02:24.0
What the fuck, my ears?
02:24.8
Kaka si Ikenawan na papanoorin ko.
02:27.6
I think it's me now.
02:28.4
Oh, shit, it's Khaleesho.
02:30.0
Oh, my God, what the fuck?
02:34.2
Dito natin malalaman.
02:36.0
Anong gusto mo, Kyle?
02:46.7
Ken is not fucking around, man.
02:50.2
Oh, my God, he wants to be happy, bro.
02:51.5
Speedrunning life.
02:52.8
He actually wants to be happy, bro.
02:54.2
Oh, speedrun life, man!
02:55.6
It's not all happy.
02:57.0
Hindi sabihing happy ako.
03:11.8
Siyempre, no board in battle.
03:18.0
Bakit napuntay ko sa kanina?
03:20.6
Sana buhay mo sa totoong buhay dati.
03:22.4
Ngayon, sa isi kayo.
03:25.8
I'll go for a night this time.
03:27.8
Damn, okay, okay.
03:29.2
Kung gabunga mo yan.
03:30.2
Maliit lang yung tux, eh.
03:35.2
Backup natin din, eh.
03:38.2
Putangin ang kento.
03:39.2
Let's fucking do it, bro.
03:42.2
Let's fucking do it, bro.
03:47.2
Putangin ano ito?
03:51.2
Putangin ano ito?
04:02.2
I don't fucking care, man.
04:07.2
Bakit wala ka ng pera, gusto mo?
04:08.2
Gagawin mo na lang yung pera.
04:12.2
Putangina na yan.
04:14.2
Tunay na Pilipino.
04:24.2
Lahat magkakamera.
04:25.6
All for the people, man.
04:27.6
Nabilis na ka nandun agad, ah.
04:29.6
He's winning life, bro.
04:30.6
He's speedrunning life, bro.
04:35.6
Cartridge na lang.
04:38.6
Matututo ka ng premiere mo.
04:42.6
Parang mas maganda yung buhay dito sa single.
04:49.6
Yan, he's winning.
04:51.6
Physical life, man.
04:52.6
Shadow of eminence ako dito.
04:53.6
Gusto ko maging masaya dito.
04:57.0
Hindi ako lalaban dyan.
05:04.0
You're leaving the home life, bro.
05:05.0
All good birds, man.
05:07.0
Let's go with pets, okay?
05:08.0
Wala namang pinagkaibayan yung dalawa.
05:09.0
Let's go with dogs.
05:15.0
Should I get a new job?
05:16.0
Ayoko na maging knight, okay?
05:19.0
Damn, fucking Nile is actually making life work again.
05:22.0
Climbing up that...
05:23.5
Climbing up that...
05:25.5
Like, I'm awesome, bro.
05:28.5
Nile is actually just winning life right now.
05:35.5
He is winning life, bro.
05:40.5
Kaya kala ko dun yung toy.
05:44.5
Okay, let's go with baby, man.
05:59.9
At least I'm contributing to society, bro.
06:04.9
Hard kopium dun sa mga may utak.
06:06.9
Tawa, tawa, tawa.
06:07.9
Give me my money back.
06:13.9
Anak, anak, anak, anak!
06:15.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:16.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:17.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:18.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:19.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:20.9
Wala anak lang, anak!
06:21.9
Yung kakakalwa pang-anay na si Ken.
06:24.4
Damn, Ken, you do be busy, bro.
06:30.4
Paramiyan ang anak sa ken.
06:31.4
Okay, may dito kong meaning light.
06:35.4
Goin ako ang basketball.
06:37.4
Masaya ka ba, Ken? Masaya ka ba, ha?
06:38.4
Damn, I'll kill you!
06:49.4
Tangay na, mas mahal sa kanya.
06:57.8
Lalaki rin yung value niya, no?
07:02.8
Masyado na siya nag-struggle sa simula.
07:06.8
Tawa, tawa, tawa.
07:13.8
Pwede mo payaran na ito.
07:21.2
May plus sa halagay!
07:24.2
Oh, my f- God, I didn't see it.
07:26.2
Nagpahit ka ng utang.
07:30.2
Tuloy ng Pilipino si Trident.
07:35.2
Bidayaran lang yung naningil.
07:37.2
Bidayaran lang yung naningil.
07:42.2
Don't do it, bro.
07:43.2
Magkaaway kayo ng asawa mo.
07:45.2
Don't do it, bro.
07:53.7
He wants to be happy this time, okay?
07:55.7
Hindi ko nakaabulin yung knowledge, man.
07:56.7
Papapayaran na lang ako.
07:59.7
May Cristine knowledge.
08:00.7
May Cristine, okay.
08:12.7
Anak sa labas na!
08:14.7
Saan mo ninakaw yung bata?
08:15.7
I'm gonna adopt it, bro.
08:16.7
It's gonna be my protege, bro.
08:26.1
Kung binayaran ng utang, hindi siya makakabili.
08:31.1
I'm patronizing him.
08:33.1
I'm patronizing his poor financial situation.
08:36.1
Kasi makikita niyo mamaya.
08:37.1
Mababayaran ko lahat ng utang ko.
08:40.1
Sana all masaya sa karir.
08:41.1
Because look at my mediocre life.
08:43.1
Maybe I need to be happy, bro.
08:44.1
Baka mahabulin ko pa yung happiness.
08:45.6
Siyempre, siyempre.
08:47.6
Don't do it, man.
08:49.6
Maybe I can be happy, bro.
08:50.6
Kahit dito lang magmasaya ako.
08:56.6
Oh, max sale price agad?
09:18.0
Puta ang inang risk yan.
09:19.0
Where's the risk?
09:24.0
That's your life, bro.
09:28.0
He kinda winning life now.
09:35.0
Ba't dalawa yung property mo?
09:36.0
Is that the hustler?
09:40.0
Damn, you became loko, daw.
09:41.0
You paid me, daw.
09:44.4
Tak, tak, tak, tak.
09:47.4
That property, boy.
09:49.4
Pag ina-deal mo ba sa akin yan?
09:53.4
Heart tayo para wala numabol.
09:57.4
Man, I'm so bad at this.
10:04.4
I live a good life.
10:08.4
I had the most mediocre life.
10:12.4
Holy shit, who's the highscorer, man?
10:16.9
Ah, lahat yung money, man.
10:30.9
Might not be the, ano, the smartest or the happiest.
10:33.9
At least you got a lot of money.
10:35.9
At least I win life.
10:36.9
That wants me something.
10:38.9
Money's everything, bro.
10:44.3
Mayarang utang mo.
10:45.3
Pakabalik din yan sa'yo.
