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00:00.0
Mama, si Ate nilalaro yung bahay ko mo.
00:11.0
Mama, si Ate nilalaro yung bumung ng kapat-bahay.
00:15.0
Let's go to the beach, bitch. Let's go, get away.
00:17.0
They say what they wanna say.
00:30.0
What's up? What's up? I'm Kajip. This is your ultimate chibi girl, Kajip.
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And for today's video, nagdito kami sa LA. La Union.
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Punta kami dito. Bumiyahin kami parang may halo-halo.
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Masarap-masarap yung halo-halo nito.
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Homemade and handmade ube ang gamit nila.
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Pero hindi lang naman talaga yung ube yung pinunta namin dito.
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Magta-try tayong mag-serve.
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Let's go mag-surfing lessons tayo kasama ko si Ton-Ton.
01:03.0
As in challenge ko siya, sabi ko try natin mag-surf.
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Tingnan natin kung hindi mo mawawas ang surfboard.
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Ipapalik na namin siya sa daan.
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Ipapalik na namin siya dahil bilang dati siyang butan din
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na mabait kaya biniriyan ang pagkakataon ng hari ng mga karagatan
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na magkaroon ng paa at may experience sa pagiging tao.
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So ngayon, papalik na natin sa karagatan.
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Ito si Kuya, siya magtutuloy sa atin mag-surf.
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Kuya, what's your name?
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JC.
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JC! Ilan taon ka na Kuya JC?
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19 years already.
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Bata naman yung Kuya JC.
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So how do we start?
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Huwag na kaya, hindi mo kaya tumayo Kuya.
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Uy, huwag. Ikaw nga hindi mo kaya mag-uba eh.
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So ano yung mga basic Kuya?
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Wala pa tayong katawad nalang basic kunsa matutunan po natin yung instances po natin.
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Tamang pagtayo Kuya.
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Tamang pagtayo.
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So, paano ba dapat kumayunin sa atin?
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Ay!
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Mali po.
02:00.0
Mali po.
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Mali. Mali dapat.
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Ikaw, hindi ko pinili-pinili sa atin.
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Hindi ko pinili-pinili sa atin.
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Hindi ko pinili-pinili sa atin.
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Tamang pagtayo.
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So paano dapat, Kuya?
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Meron po tayong basic instances.
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Tamang pagdaba.
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Tamang pagdaba?
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Hindi na kaya.
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Pagtayo nga, hindi ko kaya pagdaba.
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Hindi na kaya tumapal.
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Kung huling tumapal, hindi na kaya na, Kuya.
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Sa safe pa yun.
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Sa safe po yung inocensya yan.
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Kino po kayo.
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Wala pa naman nalunod dyan, Kuya.
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At saka ikaw pa bang matakot nalunod?
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Hindi ka nalunod po, gago.
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Saan po tayo tatayo?
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Saan po tayo nadapa?
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Yun po yung tinatawag natin, back or upper deck.
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Ito po.
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Next, pag hinikot po natin yung board natin,
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meron po tayo yung tinatawag na bottom or lower deck.
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Ito po yung bottom.
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Hi, I'm Karamu, babe.
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May ginaw kami sa bahay.
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Ay! Yung backbone!
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Ay!
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Yung backbone!
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Is bigger?
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Ay! Yung backbone!
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Kasi Kuya, dami mang tinuturo sa amin,
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napabayaan tuloy namin yung backbone namin.
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Ang unang turo ng mga makulang,
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pag mag-aaral ka,
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magpunta sa schoolahan,
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eh, alagaan mo yung backbone mo.
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Okay, let's go back to learning.
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So, next yung stances po natin.
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Stances?
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Ano yung stances ba daw?
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I believe in second stances.
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Chances.
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Chances ba yun?
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So, ang tamang pagsakay po natin sa board,
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kaya nanghipit sa rins natin,
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bandagin tala po tayo,
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masyado mataas,
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at masyado mababa.
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Okay.
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Hawak natin ang neckbend.
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First, upper body.
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Second, yung lower body.
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Eh, paano, center,
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paano pag lumampas yung katawan mo sa board?
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Kailangan po managawa po natin ito.
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Sige, Kuya, next time na lang.
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Babay!
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Kasi magboard po eh.
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Oo.
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Eba, ano siya?
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Nalampas siya diyan?
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Eh, no.
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Kaya-kaya lang po siya kasi
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magmulutan na po siya.
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Kahit lumampas?
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Up, up, up.
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Sure yan, ha?
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Ikaw ito, extension.
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Samay sa test level,
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nandito tayo sa club po tayo.
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E bend yung dominant foot,
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o yung stronger foot,
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nandan tuhod lang po.
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Go up,
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push up, sadad,
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step forward yung left foot,
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bitaw, tayo.
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Then always bend,
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straighten back,
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always bend your front.
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So, ready na tayo?
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Okay.
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Likit na, likit na, likit na.
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May kitang kami sa bahay eh.
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Okay, lay down po tayo.
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Taping pa-ask.
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5 gigawatts kaya kailangan mo.
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Dito pala pa tayo,
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sa tubig,
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hindi kayo nakakabahan.
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Nakakabahan ako,
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sinabi ko mag-i-erube.
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Magsoli ka eh.
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Magsoli ka.
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Di ba ganyan?
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Tiptoe po tayo.
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Tiptoe.
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Eh, tiptoe.
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Paan, paan.
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Tiptoe.
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Yan, kaya nakaplex.
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Ready?
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Go up.
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Nice one,
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bend.
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Ready na po tayo ha?
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Wala lang yung ipit ko eh.
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Wala sa ayos yung ipit ko ha.
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Paano pag nakita mo,
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pag ganyan,
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tapos tatlo yung paam na nakakabahan.
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Amazing.
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May isang pang paam nakakabahan.
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Ikaw naman.
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Ay, sobrang talaga siya
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doon sa board kuya.
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At saka yung paam mo,
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isa yung doon mo yung lagay,
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sa ilalim.
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Doon, so sigit pa.
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And, go up.
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Go up.
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Separate your left foot.
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Yan.
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Paano kaya mo yan po?
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Sure ka?
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Pag nasa tubi na po tayo,
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malalaman mo yun sa gano'n.
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Yan, gano'n ka, gano'n.
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And, gano'n ka.
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Supa muna.
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Ready.
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Ready na po.
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Go up.
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Push up.
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Separate your left foot.
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Yan, tayo.
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Tapos.
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Pagkatapos sa pinoy kuya.
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O, yan po.
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Perfect na po.
05:43.0
Tutunan niya na po.
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Pero, palubog na po yung araw.
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Bukas na po yung mga pagsigit.
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Wala ka na.
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Wala ka na para playtime.
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Pwede daw,
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kahit 5 years old, kaya.
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Kahit anong edad,
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basta hindi lalampas
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ng 68 kilos.
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Ay, kuya.
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Tanggalin mo yan.
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Kapapatid yan, kuya.
06:09.0
Ayoko na.
06:13.0
Ayoko na na.
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Nakakapabasa.
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Nakapabasa kami.
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Ayoko na nakakapabasa.
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Surfing e.
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Surfing.
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Nakapabasa ito.
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O, tignan mo.
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O, wala po yan.
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Ayoko na.
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Kuya.
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Kuya.
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Wala ko nakita, kunyeta.
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Ayoko na.
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Ayoko na.
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May may.
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May may.
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Doon pa lang inaaboy na ako nung alon.
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Iba, ikaw muna.
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Ikaw muna.
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Ikaw tayo muna.
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Gusto ka ba kitang ikaw?
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Ayoko na.
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Nandito na pang kapit.
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O, okay.
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Paano tayo?
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Ayoko na mo lang dito, eh.
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Wala mo.
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Wala mo.
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May may.
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Ika dito.
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Ayoko na.
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Ang laki mo ka.
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Kuya, kamababutong ka.
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Ayoko na.
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Baba na ako.
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Ayoko na.
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Ang laki ng alon dito.
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Baby!
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Help me!
07:26.0
Ay, wala na.
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Clean.
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Wala na.
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Akit ako.
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Ay, wait pa.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Nalagpasin ko natin yung alon.
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Nalagpasin mo?
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Bakit?
07:38.0
Raksaya na.
07:39.0
Raksaya na.
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Raksaya na.
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Raksaya na.
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Ay, ay.
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Ramay na
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Ay!
07:53.0
Ayas.
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Meron muna!
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Pakikita muna sakin mo, paano!
07:57.0
Takot lang kinimobang surfing.
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Gasaya lang sa gita, bar sa gabi.
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This is probably the cheapest jib nito.
08:01.0
Maghihirap ba?
08:02.0
Medyo beh, mahihirap.
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Wala ko nakapbalanced.
08:04.0
Wala ko nakapayaw eh.
08:05.0
Pero, pero, pero.
08:06.0
Talaga, totoo yung balita.
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Ano?
08:09.5
Nakakagambangin.
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Anong balita ka?
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Ang surfing.
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Nakakagambangin.
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Anong balita ka?
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Hoy ko numa, tetay!
08:21.5
Go, tetay!
08:22.5
Go, tetay!
08:23.5
Go, tetay!
08:24.5
Go, tetay!
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Okay.
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Ganyan na?
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Sige.
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Kayo?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Pagdumot na.
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Pagdumot na.
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Pagdumot na.
08:39.5
Pagdumot na.
08:40.0
Pagdumot na.
08:41.0
Pagdumot na.
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Pagdumot na.
08:52.5
Okay na kayo.
08:53.5
Pagwapa ko ng minuto.
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Yung dinami kong kinain kaniya tangkalihan.
08:59.0
Sunog.
09:00.0
Okay.
09:00.5
It's my turn to see where I can be.
09:03.5
Kaya mo yan, Nelly.
09:07.0
Nara, wala ka.
09:07.5
Kailangan pa sa pagpapangino ko ng mga headband.
09:09.5
Huwag kang bibitawan.
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Okay.
09:13.0
Okay.
09:13.5
Okay.
09:14.0
Okay.
09:14.5
Okay.
09:15.0
Okay.
09:16.5
Okay.
09:17.0
Okay.
09:17.5
Okay.
09:18.0
Okay.
09:18.5
Okay.
09:19.0
Okay.
09:24.5
Okay.
09:25.0
Okay.
09:25.5
Okay.
09:26.0
Okay.
09:26.5
Okay.
09:27.0
Okay.
09:27.5
Okay.
09:28.0
Okay.
09:28.5
Okay.
09:29.0
Okay.
09:29.5
Okay.
09:31.0
I can't breathe.
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I can't breathe.
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Sit down.
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Sit down.
09:37.5
Sit down.
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Kaya, kaya.
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Kaya, kaya.
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Sit down.
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Okay, ready for kaya?
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Kaya.
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Kaya.
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Kaya.
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Good morning.
10:01.5
Good morning.
10:02.0
You're not wearing your headband, huh?
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Thank you.
10:27.5
Thank you.
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Thank you.
10:28.5
Thank you.
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So, should we go ahead?
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Yes.
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My headband!
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My headband fell off!
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My headband!
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Your face!
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I can't take it anymore!
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It's killing me!
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Your headband is killing me!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Are you happy?
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Of course, I'm happy!
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My headband is killing me!
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One more?
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I can't take it anymore!
10:58.5
One more?
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Is it alive?
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How many?
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Yes.
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How many?
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Huh?
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How many?
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It's three.
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You're crazy!
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You're crazy!
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You're crazy!
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How many?
11:12.5
Just a few.
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You know what I realized?
11:16.5
Let's stop this fantasy.
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Because first of all,
11:19.5
the sea, the water,
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it's made for swimming,
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not for standing.
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Why do we want to stand in the water?
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Only the Lord can stand in the water.
11:25.5
Why do we have to jump in the water?
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What do you think of us, ninja?
11:30.5
I hope you enjoyed it.
11:31.5
Huh?
11:32.5
I enjoyed it?
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The board really went over my head.
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I'll hit you with the board
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because I really want you to enjoy it.
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I can't enjoy it?
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Look at what happened to my headband.
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So, how was the experience?
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It was surreal.
11:48.5
Surreal?
11:50.5
It's not fun.
11:51.5
I didn't really try to dance,
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but if I had more chances to practice,
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I think I could do it.
11:56.5
It's exciting,
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but it's really scary.
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I know.
11:59.5
You're excited,
12:00.5
but you're a little nervous.
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Nervous.
12:03.5
No, when you try to catch the wave,
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it's scary.
12:06.5
It's like, oh, my God, that's the wave.
12:07.5
Really?
12:08.5
Did you say, oh, my God?
12:10.5
So there,
12:11.5
if you want to try doing this,
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you need to have a whole heart,
12:14.5
a whole heart.
12:15.5
You really want to learn
12:16.5
because we just want to trip,
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that's why we didn't achieve anything.
12:19.5
I still have a lot of plans in my head.
12:22.5
But it's also an experience, right?
12:24.5
Yes.
12:25.5
It's a challenge to experience.
12:26.5
And we were here in San Juan La Union.
12:28.5
We should've at least tried surfing.
12:30.5
Yes, bro.
12:31.5
This is the reason why San Juan La Union is so popular.
12:34.5
For surfing.
12:35.5
Yes.
12:36.5
It's hard to surf.
12:37.5
It's easier to wash.
12:38.5
Let's just buy soap to surf.
12:39.5
Let's go.
12:40.5
So, GBGB lang.
12:41.5
Bye!
12:42.5
Bye-bye.
12:55.5
Thank you for watching!