00:14.0
It was between a horror game and UNO.
00:17.4
And fate decided na laro kami UNO.
00:19.8
Wala po si Niel ngayon kasi isa siyang...
00:23.0
Woah! Woah! What the heck!
00:24.8
That wasn't me bro.
00:25.6
No, hindi ako nagsasabi niya.
00:26.4
That was Jon bro.
00:27.2
Isa siyang bobo! Tawa! Tawa!
00:28.6
Alam mo yung Niel yun.
00:29.6
Bin 2 years ganun pa rin si Niel.
00:31.0
Oh my goodness, what?
00:32.2
Anyways, imma fuck y'all up, okay?
00:36.8
We have like a rule here na no pussy, ano?
00:40.6
What do you mean pussy ass?
00:41.6
Bitch, no pussy ass menu.
00:43.0
No being a pussy ass bitch.
00:44.4
What do you mean no pussy ass bitch?
00:46.0
No pussy strata, okay?
00:47.4
Wait, how do you play this shit again?
00:51.6
There you go, I'll just put that there.
00:53.6
Just throw whatever.
00:55.4
Wait, what is that? 9?
00:58.2
Hindi naman line e.
00:59.4
Ay putang inabrilak ako!
01:01.2
Puki nang inang yan.
01:03.0
Oh, this is going fine, you know?
01:06.4
Damn, ano to podcast?
01:09.8
Pretty chill for now until I do this!
01:12.4
Oh, ano? Wala kayo blue!
01:14.8
See, I told you all.
01:15.8
Y'all don't have blue.
01:16.8
I fucking knew it.
01:22.2
Wait, so any blue is okay?
01:24.8
Yes, blue are number.
01:29.4
True and he fucking folded.
01:40.4
I actually have red.
01:46.0
You fucking bastard.
01:47.0
What is happening?
01:47.6
What is happening, bro?
01:51.0
What is happening?
01:53.4
Anong meron ka again?
01:56.4
See, there you go.
01:58.0
I have in yellow.
01:59.0
We was in yellow!
02:00.4
Do not be an asshole, Chris.
02:02.4
We was in yellow!
02:03.8
You want to be not an asshole?
02:10.4
What the fuck happened?
02:11.4
Oh, you gave me cards.
02:14.8
Double it and give it to the next person.
02:16.4
Gago, di ganon dapat.
02:33.0
It's your turn, Chris.
02:34.0
He didn't even give me the numbers.
02:37.0
The numbers, Mason.
02:38.0
The numbers, Mason.
02:39.8
What do they mean?
02:40.8
I don't give a shit about it.
02:42.0
That's the only red I have, okay?
02:44.2
It doesn't have a red.
02:45.4
It doesn't have a red.
02:54.4
John, you gotta fuck him up.
02:56.6
You gotta fuck him up, man.
02:58.4
Give me the red, boy!
03:00.6
Why did you say it?
03:01.6
Okay, avoid the red.
03:02.6
Avoid the red, okay?
03:07.0
I already know what it is.
03:09.0
You triggered my trap card!
03:15.6
You piece of shit!
03:16.6
Why did you give him a blue?
03:17.6
Why did you give him a blue, bro?
03:18.6
I'll give you 500.
03:20.6
I already have it.
03:21.6
I already have my number.
03:22.6
I already gave it to him.
03:26.0
I became too nice.
03:29.0
I became too nice.
03:31.0
That's the warm-up.
03:35.0
What the fuck's happening?
03:40.0
I'm not a pussy ass bitch.
03:46.0
It's your turn again.
03:51.0
There's a profile here.
03:53.0
I got a fucking...
03:54.8
I already have a red.
03:55.8
You're a fucking ass.
03:56.8
You're a fucking ass.
03:58.8
I thought I'm gonna go yellow.
04:00.8
You're a fucking psycho.
04:01.8
I'm gonna challenge this.
04:02.8
What's gonna happen if I do that?
04:03.8
What? What's the challenge?
04:05.8
What did you challenge?
04:06.8
What does challenge do?
04:08.8
I'm trying to my luck.
04:09.8
I'm trying to my luck.
04:10.8
I'm trying my luck.
04:12.8
Why did you go yellow?
04:14.8
Why do y'all like yellow challenge?
04:17.8
Manila didn't go yellow.
04:28.6
You fucking bitch.
04:39.6
Play it. Play it. Nice.
04:41.6
People be speed running, bro.
04:43.6
John's gonna make the most epic comeback.
04:45.6
Don't be late, bro.
04:47.6
He's gonna throw all of his wild cards.
04:51.4
That's it. That's it.
04:52.4
He's not playing anymore.
04:53.4
Chris, Chris, Chris.
04:54.4
That's it. Very good.
04:55.4
Don't worry. I got you.
04:56.4
And then, and then, and then,
04:57.4
And then, and then, and then,
05:05.4
That's the one I know.
05:12.4
Does he have a green?
05:13.4
Of course I, of course I,
05:14.4
He doesn't have a green.
05:15.4
Of course I have a green.
05:16.4
Of course I have green.
05:17.4
See, I have green right now.
05:20.2
See that? That's green.
05:24.2
What a plus for Vanilla, dude.
05:34.2
At least it doesn't have a red on it.
05:35.2
Yeah, you don't know.
05:50.0
Vanilla, Vanilla, please.
06:00.0
He doesn't have a red!
06:01.0
He doesn't have a red!
06:09.0
Oh, get rekt, bitch!
06:13.0
I challenged it and it worked.
06:16.0
It doesn't matter.
06:17.0
I'm getting plus more.
06:18.8
It doesn't matter.
06:19.8
I'm getting more than plus four right now.
06:28.8
You're not gonna win.
06:29.8
You're not gonna win, old man!
06:32.8
I'll challenge you then.
06:36.8
That's what you fucking get!
06:37.8
Give it red, Vanilla!
06:39.8
I'm gonna fucking fight this guy!
06:47.6
I'm gonna challenge you, Vanilla!
06:48.6
I'm gonna challenge you, guys!
06:53.6
Why are we still here?
06:57.6
Give it plus two, Vanilla!
06:58.6
Give it plus two!
07:03.6
You know what's gonna happen.
07:14.6
Motherfucker, Vanilla!
07:21.4
You come here with your plus two to kill me!
07:27.4
That's for that guy, man.
07:30.4
I don't have plus two anymore.
07:31.4
This is not enough.
07:42.4
Man, you're not even worth it.
07:45.2
Don't do it, Chris.
07:47.2
Don't do it, Chris.
07:48.2
It's not gonna happen, Chris.
07:50.2
I told you, Chris.
07:52.2
What kind of outfit?
07:53.2
What kind of shit is that?
07:54.2
You underestimate my power!
08:05.2
Oh, is that how we're playing now?
08:15.0
Oh shit, I have blue.
08:16.0
That's the only blue I have, bro.
08:18.0
Ken is gonna win again.
08:20.0
No, no, no, no, bro.
08:24.0
The fuck you, man?
08:25.0
Ken, you're an arsehead
08:26.0
because you do this type of shit.
08:44.8
You didn't do the challenge.
08:48.8
I don't get the challenge.
08:51.8
It stays that way, okay?
08:53.8
I don't have F2P powers, by the way.
08:55.8
Challenge me again, please.
08:56.8
If you win, you're God's child.
09:01.8
It was at this moment that he knew
09:24.6
You're an asshole!
09:42.4
This is too much!
09:44.4
I'm gonna start with yellow, okay?
09:48.4
Can you fucking stop, bro?
09:49.4
We're done with that era.
09:56.4
I'm going back to F2P.
10:04.4
I can feel it now, Mr. Krabs!
10:07.2
I choose you, Vanilla!
10:10.2
Fuck him up, Vanilla!
10:12.2
Fuck him up, bro.
10:14.2
This is exactly what I've been waiting for.
10:54.2
What kind of game is this?
10:55.2
It all worked in my favor.
