00:20.9
Convenient, right?
00:25.7
Did you just shot me?
00:30.3
Kakalagay ko lang ng ano ko eh!
00:33.6
Aray ko, putang ina!
00:35.0
Kakalagay ko lang ng armor ko,
00:37.0
tas gaganunin mo ako.
00:38.3
Ah, hindi ka pala eh.
00:43.6
Tingnan nga natin si Trineel.
00:46.0
Yun yung arbalilo ulit.
00:47.3
Okay, nalabang mo me-
00:51.9
Pinatay ka ng lokong gaga!
00:54.3
Get the f**k out of here.
00:56.9
Look at these squirrels.
00:59.3
Okay, joining side.
01:00.3
Wala na ka lang yung-
01:02.3
Parang may happy face ko na.
01:09.0
Oh, tumakas mo ako niyo!
01:13.3
Dito ako sa gilid!
01:16.8
Oh my f**king God.
01:18.3
Inang-ilang oras ako nag-Google dito.
01:22.8
Nag-Google dito para palibutan to,
01:24.8
tapos gaganinin mo.
01:26.8
Throwing grenades!
01:34.6
Putang ina may abomas!
01:36.6
Ayusin mo yun, Niel!
01:39.1
Hindi kama nasira e, bol!
01:40.1
Nanatanggal lang sa-ano?
01:45.1
Ayusin mo, nilgago.
01:49.1
Okay, I'm gonna save and I'm gonna sleep.
01:58.6
Kung kailan naggabi, puta,
01:59.6
doon ako nag-utom at na-
02:00.6
Wow, what the fuck?
02:03.8
Naubasan niya pa natulog.
02:06.6
Ba't hindi na tayo makatulog ulit?
02:09.1
Tilagyan nila ng ano.
02:09.6
Putang inang yan!
02:11.6
Di pwede mag-time skip!
02:14.1
Worst game ever, bro!
02:16.1
People have been abusing that shit.
02:17.1
Hindi na one-piece to.
02:18.1
Yeah, fuck you guys!
02:19.1
Oh my goodness, bro!
02:26.6
Game, game, game!
02:28.1
Umaga na pala eh!
02:29.6
Mag-golden armor na lang!
02:32.6
Ito diba yung may ano?
02:34.1
Umaginom lang yan dyan!
02:38.1
Nobody gives a shit!
02:39.6
We're gonna fucking-
02:40.6
We're gonna do this shit now!
02:55.4
Kill people, bro!
02:56.4
We're ready, okay?
03:06.4
Tumayo ka na yan!
03:09.4
Ano tumatagusa, pre!
03:15.4
Tumayo ka na yan!
03:18.4
Ano tumatagusa, pre!
03:24.2
That was some lackluster shit!
03:26.2
This better be worth it, man!
03:34.2
You're dying, bro!
03:39.2
We're at Mount Mayon now, boys!
03:51.0
The power of Christ compels you!
03:51.7
The power of Christ compels you!
03:52.2
The power of Christ compels you!
03:53.2
The power of Christ compels you!
03:55.2
The power of Christ compels you!
03:57.2
The power of Christ compels you!
03:59.2
We got the power of Christ!
04:06.2
Don't fall down the lava!
04:08.2
The power of Christ compels you!
04:09.2
The power of Christ compels you!
04:10.2
Huwag yang bareling, huwag yang bareling!
04:11.2
The power of Christ compels you!
04:12.2
The power of Christ compels you!
00:00.0
04:13.200 --> 04:13.700
04:15.7
Oh what the fuck...
00:00.0
04:16.200 --> 04:16.700
04:18.2
Brother Loisev here!
04:24.2
It is time that we teach these savages the words of our savior!
04:31.2
Are we the gumbuns?
04:33.2
Anong gumbuns yan?
04:37.2
Holy shit, look at this place bro!
04:39.2
Where are you fucking demons?
04:40.2
The power of Christ compels you!
04:42.2
The power of Christ compels you!
04:44.2
No showing the power of Christ!
04:48.2
You do the holy damage, I'll do the...
04:52.2
I'll do the physical damage.
04:57.2
The power of science compels you, bitch!
05:01.2
Tara na, asan na tayo?
05:04.2
Wait, wait, wait!
05:05.2
Ayusin natin yung party natin!
05:07.2
Ayusin yung party!
05:09.2
So, yung party natin may fate na na, okay?
05:12.2
Nakaka-fate build!
05:14.2
I'll be the archer elf, okay?
05:16.2
Bakit wala akong arrows?
05:17.2
Naubosan ako ng arrows.
05:19.2
Fuck it, I'll be the artificer then!
05:22.2
Oh, hell yeah bro!
05:25.2
Putang enang laki gago!
05:26.2
Look at this shit!
05:27.2
It's not actually magma,
05:28.2
it's the golden shit that you're wearing right now.
05:31.2
The power of Christ compels you!
05:33.2
Oh my God, it's not even working.
05:37.2
Putang ena, naiwan ako.
05:52.2
The power of science, bro.
05:53.2
Guys, I don't know where I am.
05:55.2
But I'm dying though.
05:59.2
Putang ena matay ako!
06:02.2
Putang ena kasi niwan ako!
06:08.2
Tara, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
06:09.2
Tara, let's go, let's go, let's go!
06:13.2
Ako mauna para hindi ako nauuli.
06:17.2
That fucking makes sense!
06:18.2
Ba't di mo ngayon mo lang naisip yan?
06:20.2
How did you do it?
06:21.2
How did you do it, ADHD man?
06:24.2
Look at all the dead body.
06:26.2
Uy, ano ito may mapa.
06:29.2
Stay in the cube.
06:30.2
We gotta stay in the fucking cube, bro.
06:38.2
Damn, do we do handstands and shit?
06:43.2
Una ka na, go, go, go, go!
06:44.2
Patayin mo, patayin mo, patayin mo!
07:07.2
Asa na si Gloco? Putang ena!
07:12.2
Walang maglalakad, oh!
07:13.2
Kapag wala kayo nakita ang G sa harap niyo,
07:15.2
wag kayong tutuloy, okay?
07:32.2
Nag-heal pa, gago!
07:33.2
Nag-heal, nag-heal, nag-heal.
07:34.2
Nag-heal, nag-heal.
07:38.2
Where the fuck are we going?
07:40.2
Putang ena, are we not dying from this heat?
07:42.2
It's molten gold.
07:43.2
It doesn't matter, dude.
07:44.2
This is the alien gold.
07:47.2
Aray ko, bigla na!
07:51.2
Aray ko, putang ena!
07:52.2
Ako binabarin eh!
07:53.2
Ako yung nihiwa mo!
07:59.2
Wag yung mga mbas!
08:01.2
Go kill it, kill it!
08:03.2
Eh, puta, binuksan ko lang yung bag mo!
08:04.2
Nevermind, hindi ko nakauwa.
08:11.2
Putang ena, what the fuck!
08:13.2
Gago, nadulas ako dun, bui, sa golden shit.
08:19.2
Guys, the lord of the rings, man.
08:21.2
Lord of the rings.
08:24.2
Gago, may bangkay dito, bui.
08:26.2
Gago, may babarilan dun!
08:32.2
Tulungan natin yung tropa natin, daw!
08:35.2
Dapat tulungan natin yung mga tropa natin!
08:50.2
Bakit lang yung kamay niya?
08:54.2
Paka-jabol niya, paka-jabol!
09:01.2
I fucking died, bro!
09:02.2
One minute na ko lang!
09:04.2
Oh, Christ, I found you!
09:08.2
Smell niya, smell niya, CJ Vanilla!
09:13.2
All right, we got it, we got it!
09:16.2
Let's go, let's go!
09:17.2
Jump, jump, jump!
09:18.2
I fucking died again!
09:23.2
Wait, let me kill this guy!
09:28.2
He's still alive!
09:35.2
I'm out of ammo, boy!
09:39.2
I did not touch that child!
09:44.2
The power of Christ compels you!
09:48.2
The power of Christ!
09:50.2
The power of Christ talaga!
09:52.2
The power of Christ!
09:54.2
The power of Christ!
09:58.2
Ian, get ready, go!
10:00.2
Go, go, go, go, go!
10:02.2
Go, go, go, go, go!
10:09.2
Granada mo sa akin!
10:10.2
I didn't hit him!
10:11.2
I didn't hit him, Niel!
10:13.2
Granada mo sa akin!
10:28.2
I'm doing a time bomb!
10:30.2
gagawin na nangyayari e.
10:36.2
I shot him in the fucking head!
10:40.2
Gago, this guy is telling us to go here!
10:43.2
Putang eno, dito matutapos!
10:44.2
Kailangan mong matay ito!
10:45.2
Well, fuck that shit!
10:47.2
He's not gonna die!
10:48.2
What are you waiting for?
10:49.2
He's not gonna die!
10:50.2
Just keep killing him!
10:52.2
He's telling us to go here!
10:54.2
Gago, hindi nga maka-
10:56.2
Putang dinala mo pa dito!
11:03.2
Tang ina akong binaril!
11:08.2
How are you guys doing?
11:09.2
Did you die, Niel?
11:11.2
Di na nagbato ng granada!
11:13.2
Di na nagbato ng granada!
11:21.2
Gago, pwede kasing pumunta dito!
11:31.2
What the fuck, John?
11:32.2
Tang eno niyo, pinatayin niyo ako!
11:34.2
Binaril ako ni Niel!
11:37.2
Tang eno, kanina pa ako down!
11:39.2
Oh, Eddie, at least...
11:40.2
Small price to price, you know?
11:51.2
Wala nga akong healing!
11:52.2
Small price to pay!
11:53.2
Small price to pay!
11:55.2
Ako yung kanina pa nagkagranada!
11:59.2
Gago, maayos ka rin!
12:00.2
Lur na dyan sa gilid, oh!
12:02.2
Kinain na yung tatlong granada!
12:05.2
Wait, is the guy alive?
12:08.2
Nakapasok nun siya, nakapasok nun siya!
12:09.2
Damn, Gabe Logan!
12:12.2
I see another gate, bro!
12:15.2
Keep your friends close sa binyo!
12:17.2
Gago, nakaselfie siya pa siya, oh!
12:20.2
Oh, shit, it's Timmy!
12:21.2
We're out of time, bro!
12:24.2
That's Timmy, look!
12:25.2
Where? I don't see it!
12:26.2
Look at the scar!
12:27.2
Woah, woah, woah!
12:31.2
Gago, sabi kasi, stay in cube!
12:33.2
Stay in the cube!
12:34.2
Oh, no, that guy's dead!
12:37.2
Look at the scar!
12:39.2
Puta, si Timmy na ba may gano'n?
12:49.2
Gago, nasa atayo!
12:50.2
Probability storm!
12:52.2
Oh, hell yeah, bro!
12:53.2
I like this HD movie, bro!
12:54.2
I like this HD movie, bro!
12:56.2
Tangina, Pilipinas!
12:57.2
Tangina, Pilipinas!
12:58.2
Pag hindi bobo yung president, oh, yo!
12:59.2
Pag hindi bobo yung president, oh, yo!
13:00.2
Woah, woah, woah!
13:01.2
Pilipinas kung wala yung kabite!
13:02.2
Pilipinas kung wala yung kabite!
13:04.2
Yo, what the fuck?
13:05.2
Yo, what the fuck?
13:10.2
Look at that, bro!
13:11.2
Flying cars and shit!
13:12.2
It's Virginia, bro!
13:13.2
It's Virginia, bro!
13:14.2
Virginia's with us this whole time!
13:15.2
Virginia's with us this whole time!
13:16.2
Kasan? I don't see her!
13:17.2
Kasan? I don't see her!
13:19.2
Or just a random grill?
13:35.2
Peke lang pala, boi.
13:36.2
Pinakita lang yung future.
13:38.2
Tangina, BR lang pala yun!
13:42.2
Peke lang pala yun.
13:45.2
Oh, look at what happened to Virginia, bro!
13:47.2
What the fuck is this shit?
13:50.2
Skibidi toilet yun, oh!
13:52.2
Skibidi-bidi-bada!
13:56.2
Everyone's just resting.
13:57.2
What happened to Kevin?
13:58.2
Yeah, what happened to Kevin too?
14:17.2
Why I'm dying from the-
14:19.2
Gago na mataya ko siya!
14:20.2
Umatay ka sa LEC!
14:23.2
Umatay mo sa LEC!
14:24.2
What the fuck is that?
14:25.2
Umatay mo sa LEC!
14:26.2
What the fuck is that?
14:30.2
What the fuck is this?
14:38.2
I wanna follow you!
14:40.2
I wanna go too, bro!
14:42.2
What's happening?
14:46.2
Why are you leaving us?
14:49.2
I think that's a choice.
14:50.2
Is that a choice?
14:52.2
I think that was a choice.
14:53.2
It's either you stay in the island or you go with them.
14:56.2
Ano pa rin din natin iniwan yung bag natin, mga bobo.
15:00.2
Next year na naman yan babalik.
15:01.2
Oh, kinanginan yan.
15:04.2
Can you do it again?
15:05.2
Gago dati, natin kinuha ko yung bag.
15:11.2
Yung pulut ko rin.
15:19.2
Halitin natin that squid.
15:28.2
Tanga na, yan yung-
15:30.2
Ilang personalities ko na lumalabas sa aking-
15:33.2
Yung clingy side ko na wala na.
15:38.2
If that is Timmy,
15:39.2
then this must be the guy who we used in the first game.
15:47.2
That's what happened.
15:48.2
So papasok na ako dito.
15:49.2
Papasok na ako, papasok na ako!
15:50.2
Papasok na rin ako.
15:51.2
Nag-animation pa ako, gago.
15:59.2
Oh, nauntog siya Kelvin, bobo.
16:02.2
Ay, hiyo! Huwag kayong spoiler!
16:06.2
Si Virginia, what the fuck?
16:15.2
Oh, fuck you, bro!
16:17.2
A game by Ed Night.
16:19.2
Magkakaroon ng asawa na may tatlong pa-
16:21.2
May tatlong kamay.
16:22.2
Directed by Ben Falcone.
16:25.2
Bumigas na sakin, gago!
16:29.2
Dito pala baby, Timmy!
16:30.2
Wala akong makita!
16:34.2
Wala akong makita.
16:35.2
Puro loading lang sa'yo.
16:37.2
Good ending, okay?
16:41.2
Damn! Okay, we did it!
16:42.2
Kung nagustuhan nyo ito, guys,
16:44.2
100% sa inyo ay hindi pa nakakapag-subscribe.
16:47.2
Shut the fuck up, bro!
16:48.2
Mag-subscribe na kayo para mabuhay
16:50.2
at magkapamilya si John at si Virginia.
16:55.2
It all cycles down, you know?
16:58.2
It all comes tumbling down.
16:59.2
Nakuha nga natin yung canon event natin dito sa-
17:03.2
Kanina, hindi canon.
17:05.2
Hindi yung canon event, gago.
17:06.2
Wala kita yung Spider-Verse.
