Close
 


Pampaswerte Para Manalo sa Laro
Hide Subtitles
Click any subtitle word to view Tagalog.com dictionary results.
Computer Shortcuts: Left / Right arrows to jump 2 seconds back or forward. +Enter or Space to toggle Play/Pause button. Full Screen Mode
Ganito gawin nyo mga prii para manalo kayo sa laro. hahaha
ChooxTV
  Mute  
Run time: 10:26
Has AI Subtitles



English Summary of Video (AI):
The video presents a humorous and supposedly superstitious discussion on good luck practices. Here are the bullet points summarizing the topics covered:

- Superstitions and practices for gaining good luck or "pampaswerte."
- A ritual that involves tying something to oneself to attract luck.
- Claims of increased energy or power emanating from the hands.
- Jokes about how a specific method attracts good-looking people ("pogi").
- Reference to "electric shock" as a metaphor for an attraction mechanism.
- Strategies for games and winning through good luck charms.
- Teasing and banter related to physical appearance and good luck.
- Discussions on gaming tactics and the belief that certain rituals impact the outcome.
- Mock-serious advice on rituals to perform for luck, including visiting graves.
- Laughter and light-hearted jokes about the effectiveness of "pampaswerte" methods.
- Playful challenges and bets to test the rituals' effectiveness.
- Commentary on social dynamics, friendships, and perceived problems among people.
- Encouragement to share the stream for a giveaway (which was only briefly mentioned and not the main focus).
- Meta-commentary on the narrators playing a game and how the good luck rituals supposedly impact their success.

The context of these discussions is largely based on Filipino superstitions and cultural practices related to luck, combined with a comedic presentation. It's also embedded in a social environment, likely among friends, and involves some role-play elements where the participants tease each other and act out scenarios, all revolving around the central theme of attracting good luck.


Video Transcript / Subtitles:( AI generated. About AI subtitles » )
00:00.0
Basta yung mga nagaanap ng pampas-werte. Ganito yan.
00:03.0
I-tali inyo yan dito.
00:04.6
Pampa gana.
00:05.6
Pampas-werte.
00:06.6
Pampa lahat na.
00:07.7
Dapat may tinatali kayo dito, bre.
00:10.0
Sa anak, kumlik yung strategy mo.
00:12.2
At pag hindi kumlik, kiklik yung mukha mo sa akin, e.
00:17.1
Dito sa'yo mag-abang, bre. Mataya, bre.
00:19.0
Pag may mag-dip dito, bre. Patay, bre.
00:20.8
Pag may mag-dip dito, patay.
00:22.3
A few moments later...
00:24.1
Aaaaaaaah!
00:26.4
Dip-
00:26.7
dip-ta!
00:27.7
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:31.0
Hehehehehehehehehehe!
00:37.1
Dito, ha.
00:37.8
Kapag maglaro kayo ng email,
00:39.2
kung gusto nyo ng pampas-werte ito,
00:41.4
pampas-werte ito.
00:42.4
Mamalasan ako pag ganito, umaga ako.
00:45.4
Pampas-werte ito.
00:46.3
Kapag tinalian nyo kasi yan,
00:47.8
ibig sabihin.
00:48.8
May extra super power kayo
00:50.3
kasi yung power dito, bre,
00:52.2
parang lumalabas sa kamay.
00:54.7
Parang may electric shock.
00:57.1
Wag kayong mag-dipag kamay dyan
00:58.3
kung pag-iintingin kayo dyan!
01:00.3
Pampas-werte kayo!
01:01.8
Basta yung mga nagaanap ng pampas-werte,
01:03.9
ganito yan.
01:04.7
Italay nyo yan dito.
01:06.3
Pampagana, pampas-werte,
01:08.3
pampa lahat na.
01:09.4
Kapag sumulong na buhay na nakita kita,
01:11.1
minaras na buhay ko.
01:13.5
Sige nyo, yung mga babae na mahilig
01:15.2
pag ganito,
01:15.9
laging nakakapingwit ng mga pugi.
01:18.1
Hindi nga lang kasalanan kung naging pugi.
01:19.5
Ako naging-
01:20.1
naging parusa nga sa akin yan e,
01:21.5
alam mo ba?
01:24.2
Eh siyempre, gano'n din.
01:25.5
Same lang din yan.
01:26.4
Alam mo kung bakit nakakapingwit ng mga pugi?
01:28.9
Kasi ganito yan.
01:30.0
Para kang bakla.
01:31.8
Electric shock kasi ang tawag dyan,
01:33.5
electric shock.
01:34.2
Pag nakita yan ng lalaki,
01:35.7
parang nasya-shock,
01:36.8
parang may electric shock.
01:38.1
Ha? Parang abnormal?
01:39.9
Same lang din yan sa kapangyarihan
01:42.4
kung gusto mo maglaro ng email.
01:43.9
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-
01:45.9
Huwag initing dito,
01:47.1
Pilipitan Dilan ito e.
01:50.6
Alright!
01:51.5
Tara na!
01:52.4
Siyempre, simulan na natin ng bakpakan
01:54.4
para-
01:54.9
para mapatunayan ko sa inyo
01:56.6
na pampas-werte talaga
01:58.1
sa mga ganitong ding-ding.
01:59.4
Bahala.
02:00.1
Hindi ko kaya maniwala naman
02:01.6
mag-werte yung tinali ko dito e.
02:03.4
Dapat may tinatali kayo dito,
02:05.3
pre.
02:05.8
Sana kumlik yung strategy mo.
02:07.8
At pag hindi kumlik,
02:08.8
kiklik yung mukha mo sa akin e.
02:13.6
Tanda mo,
02:14.0
ibibiting kita ng patiwari.
02:16.6
Wala, bang-bang, pre.
02:18.0
Bang-supot lang yan,
02:19.4
bang-bang na yan.
02:20.3
Bang-supot,
02:21.2
bang-supot.
02:22.4
Siya lang ang chupot e.
02:25.2
Good,
02:25.6
tara na tayo dito.
02:27.6
Oo,
02:28.4
naunaan ako,
02:29.5
tragis ka.
02:30.6
Abay, dapat lang, ha?
02:31.7
Hindi ka nalang mag-werte naman e.
02:33.4
Siba, sabi na sa inyo e.
02:34.7
Basta pampas-werte,
02:35.7
listeng.
02:36.4
Yan, mamalasing ka niya.
02:38.9
Pampas-werte,
02:40.0
ang pirada.
02:41.2
Tulad sa mga bagong dating ha,
02:43.0
itong mga tutorial to,
02:44.2
mga pre.
02:44.7
Ayan, share niyo muna
02:45.4
yung stream natin,
02:45.9
mga pre,
02:46.2
para makasali kayo sa
02:47.1
Jika's Giveaway natin
02:48.1
mamaya.
02:48.6
Masyadong ang galantis ha,
02:49.8
hindi mo pera?
02:51.1
Itong nasabihin sa inyo,
02:52.4
kung gusto niyong manalo,
02:54.2
itong gagawin niyo,
02:55.4
pampas-werte yan,
02:56.6
pampabuinas.
02:57.6
Hindi ako hiyang sa'yo,
02:58.6
malas e.
03:00.9
Hindi,
03:01.2
bawal,
03:01.7
bawal,
03:02.1
bawal.
03:02.4
Dapat yan lang,
03:03.2
sa mga lalaki itong pwede.
03:04.5
Kitalay niyo yan diyan,
03:05.7
talihan niyo na dito,
03:06.7
kasi pag di niyo yan tinalay,
03:08.2
mamaya,
03:08.7
lalaro ako na
03:09.5
hindi to nakatatalay,
03:10.6
matatalo.
03:11.3
Bulunlay to?
03:12.7
Matatalo ito ngayon,
03:13.6
nakatali ito,
03:14.5
pero mananalo ito.
03:15.6
Okay,
03:16.1
ano,
03:16.6
pustaan tayo,
03:17.6
oh,
03:17.9
oh,
03:18.2
oh,
03:18.5
oh,
03:18.7
oh,
03:19.0
pustaan,
03:19.5
oh,
03:19.8
oh,
03:20.1
oh.
03:20.3
Sinilasin ko ang usin mo.
03:22.9
Ano,
03:23.3
tignan niyo mabuti,
03:24.0
pre,
03:24.4
watch and learn na,
03:25.3
watch and learn na,
03:26.2
watch and learn,
03:26.7
watch and learn.
03:27.7
Sa English,
03:28.2
English pe,
03:28.6
itong bruwan to.
03:32.1
Shor,
03:32.4
Shorwin to.
03:33.4
Shor,
03:33.8
Shorwin yan,
03:34.5
pre.
03:35.1
Abaw,
03:35.6
kalinti,
03:36.2
tignan niyo mabuti.
03:37.4
Tignan natin.
03:39.8
Manalo to,
03:40.4
basta ganito lang,
03:41.3
gawin niyo ha,
03:42.1
kung gusto niyong manalo,
03:43.3
Shorwin,
03:43.9
talihan niyo lang,
03:44.8
dapat nakasando kayo,
03:45.9
pag maglalaro kayo,
03:47.0
kasama niyo yung mga trumpa niyo,
03:48.4
di ba mga laki kayo,
03:49.4
nakasando kayo,
03:50.1
talihan niyo dito.
03:50.9
Parang gusto kong managsaktan,
03:52.2
parang gusto kong managsaktan, tawag.
03:53.8
Kapag mas verde yan,
03:54.9
tapos dapat labas dito,
03:56.4
dapat nakaganyan dito,
03:57.7
bawal ganyan o,
03:58.5
baka makita din siya.
04:02.2
Ayan na,
04:02.8
tignan niyo mabuti ha,
04:04.2
look at,
04:05.0
look at my eye,
04:06.0
look at my eye.
04:06.9
Tumbulagin kita.
04:09.8
Ay,
04:10.0
abuti,
04:10.4
pre,
04:10.8
best ticket tayo eh,
04:12.2
top,
04:12.5
top one global
04:14.2
ka na mo eh,
04:14.8
Leslie.
04:15.6
Bastusin yung mukha mo eh.
04:17.8
Global na mukha,
04:19.2
okay?
04:19.8
Kita mo,
04:20.3
ganyan tayo kalakas pre,
04:21.4
hindi nagpapakita yung kalaban,
04:23.3
kasi,
04:23.7
alam niya kasi,
04:24.4
na masasaktan siya.
04:25.7
Saktan kita din eh.
04:29.8
Halika dito,
04:30.8
halika dito,
04:31.8
oo,
04:32.3
halika,
04:33.0
halika,
04:33.7
mana.
04:34.3
Kasalita ka pa.
04:37.0
Tignan,
04:37.8
nagtago na,
04:38.8
nagtago na yung supot,
04:40.4
ta mo,
04:41.0
kita mo yun,
04:41.8
they are all skiri.
04:43.3
May buntut ka kasi.
04:44.7
They are all skiri.
04:47.8
Bakit eh?
04:50.8
Oo,
04:51.0
diba?
04:52.6
Diba?
04:55.5
Oo,
04:55.6
diba?
04:56.1
Napakasarap
04:57.4
ng buhay!
04:58.6
Dahil sa wala siyang ginawa.
05:01.2
Alam niyo ba siye,
05:02.3
mayroon tayo yung tinatawag na
05:04.1
pampaswerte,
05:05.1
pampapwinas.
05:06.1
Kung hindi ko ginamit yung birada ko,
05:08.4
talagang mamalasin ako dito,
05:10.1
pre.
05:10.5
Anong kasusunod ha?
05:11.6
No mana sa buhay namin ha?
05:17.2
Oo,
05:17.5
kita mo?
05:18.5
Wala, pre.
05:19.2
Patayan sa akin, pre.
05:20.5
Uwi naman yan, pre.
05:21.6
Kita ng balos, pre.
05:22.8
Ba, balisig din mukha mo.
05:25.5
Uwi na naman siya,
05:26.3
pre, kasi alam mo, pre.
05:27.5
Pa-uwi, uwi talaga yan siya, pre.
05:29.3
Kasi alam niya, pre,
05:31.3
na napakalakas
05:33.3
na bugi makakalapan niya sa'nin, pre.
05:35.5
Mas bugi ako dyan.
05:40.3
Okay.
05:41.0
Sa pool,
05:41.5
grabe yung loob ko d'wa.
05:43.0
Ginawi mo!
05:48.0
Oo, baka, pre.
05:49.5
Uy!
05:50.5
Pasukin mo nga, pre.
05:51.5
Pasukin mo.
05:52.5
Okay.
05:53.5
Anong ginagawa dito?
05:55.0
Lagi ka, pre.
05:56.0
Lagi ka, pre.
05:56.5
Ayda, ayda.
05:59.5
O, di ba?
06:00.5
Chamba!
06:03.5
Ayno?
06:04.0
Ayno?
06:04.5
Ayno?
06:05.0
Ayno?
06:05.5
Ayno?
06:09.5
Wala na life.
06:11.0
Punch attack!
06:16.0
Ulo sila.
06:19.0
Gago!
06:21.0
Sandra, taw-tawo.
06:23.0
Ginawa yan, pre.
06:24.0
Isa lang ibig sabihin yan.
06:26.0
Napakalakas ko mag-lead niya.
06:28.0
Walang magkakatalo.
06:30.0
Talong-talong na lang tayo.
06:32.0
Oo.
06:33.0
Ginawa mo.
06:33.5
Patay.
06:34.5
Patay yan.
06:35.5
Patay, pre.
06:36.0
Patay.
06:36.5
Dead bull.
06:37.5
Ah, dead bull, dead bull.
06:39.0
Huwag mo sabihing malaking uso mo.
06:40.5
Kasasaking ko yan.
06:41.5
Patay, pre.
06:42.5
Patay yan dito.
06:43.5
Patay, pre.
06:44.0
Patay, pre.
06:44.5
Pag lumampas na mapa, pre.
06:46.0
Ayaw, ayaw.
06:46.5
Lalampas na mapa, pre.
06:47.5
Kasi patay, pre.
06:48.5
Gusto kong malaksak sa lalamunan.
06:57.5
Ayob ka!
07:03.5
O, tragedy.
07:04.5
Napakalakas ko talaga mag-lead niya, pre.
07:06.5
Walang kasbakaasa.
07:09.0
Sobrang lakas.
07:10.5
Napakalakas, men.
07:12.0
I'm happy to.
07:13.0
I'm lakas, lakasin.
07:14.0
Malakas ka rin, ah.
07:15.0
Lakas mo mga atat.
07:18.0
Nakasakla nga niya, pre.
07:19.0
O, kita mo?
07:20.0
Ito kasi yung pampaswerte.
07:22.5
Di ba?
07:23.0
Swerte yan, eh.
07:24.0
Sinabi siya, ayoko naman kita ganito.
07:25.5
Malas ka sa buhay ko, eh.
07:27.0
Kita mo kasi, mga, pre.
07:28.0
Alam mo kasi.
07:29.0
Pagka ginanito mo kasi, ano.
07:31.0
Talagang swi-swerte ka.
07:32.5
Dagdag-swerte kasi yan, pre.
07:34.0
Ang dagdagan mo yung utak mo, ha?
07:37.0
Kita mo, kita mo.
07:38.0
Lignan mo mabuti, ah.
07:39.0
Napaka-swerte natin sa kasama.
07:41.0
Kaya kung ako sa inyo, yung mga lalaki dyan,
07:43.5
ganito gawin niyo.
07:44.5
Sigurado, lagi kayo'n panalo.
07:46.5
Mayroong ka mga kamag-arak na patay?
07:48.0
Sa limbingan?
07:49.0
Pasyalan mo.
07:50.5
Huwag iyo kasing maniwala, eh.
07:52.5
Huwag iyo kasing maniwala.
07:53.5
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
07:56.0
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
07:57.0
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
07:58.0
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
07:59.5
Andami ko ng problema,
08:00.5
dadagdagan moko pa ng problema.
08:03.0
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
08:05.0
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
08:06.5
Yan ang problema sa inyo, eh.
08:08.0
Total, parihan tayong may problema.
08:10.5
Away lang tayo.
08:13.5
Pag may mag-dip dito, patayin rin.
08:15.5
Pag may mag-dip dito, patayin.
08:20.5
PAY!
08:22.5
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
08:25.0
DIPTA!
08:26.5
PATAY!
08:28.0
WAAAAAAHHH!
08:30.5
PISTIƑAWAN!
08:31.5
NAMATAY NA KONG!
08:33.0
Pag may mag-dip dito, patayin rin.
08:34.5
PAY!
08:35.0
UY!
08:35.5
Bakit di ako mamamatay?
08:37.0
PAY!
08:37.5
Bukalipte, inapot pa.
08:39.0
Iba talaga dinadala nito, eh.
08:41.0
Swi-swirty tayo, eh.
08:53.5
Grabe, Min! Easy win!
08:55.0
Pero ako, magmapagbigay naman tayo, eh.
08:57.0
Kumahadalahan niyo naman pala yung tao, eh.
09:00.0
Huwag niyo ako takusin.
09:01.5
Parang wala kayong mga puso, eh.
09:03.0
Dapat may mga puso kayo.
09:04.5
Ang lamang mo lang sa akin, magaling kang magba-baitan, eh.
09:07.0
Diba?
09:19.0
Eh! Sabits do! Sabits! Sabits!
09:21.0
Malabo yun.
09:27.5
Wala naman, oh! Sabits dapat, eh!
09:29.5
Palo ko sa ito, eh.
09:33.5
Kita mo yan, pre?
09:34.5
Kita mo yung sinasabi natin?
09:37.0
Hay nalang! Nangasal kayo!
09:39.5
Kita mo yung sinasabi natin, pre?
09:41.5
Anon yun, ah! Sinasabi ko!
09:43.5
Napagkano'n mga pirada, pre.
09:45.0
Sini-swirty talaga yan, pre.
09:46.5
O, tingnan mo. Tanggalin ko ito, ah.
09:48.5
Mamalasin tayo dito.
09:50.0
Lelisli ako ulit.
09:51.0
O, lelisli ako ulit.
09:52.5
Kita mo yung kalamangan, pre, na binibigay niya?
09:55.5
Eh, wala akong nakikita.
09:58.0
We're a team. We're a team.
09:59.5
Kayak mo ako sa'yo.
10:00.5
Talian niyo lang ito.
10:01.5
Kung gusto niyo manalo, tali lang kayo dito.
10:03.5
Tali. Tali niyo lang ito.
10:04.5
Tali niyo lang ito.
10:05.5
Hindi na matanggal.
10:09.0
Pero ngayon, maglalaro tayo na hindi nakatali yan.
10:11.5
So, kung hindi nakatali yan, talo yan.
10:13.5
Talo to. Talo to.
10:14.5
Hindi totoo yan.