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00:00.0
Turututu, Pinoy Plays!
00:30.0
Kasi Polish yung ulo niya
00:32.0
Kasi Polish yung ulo niya?
00:34.0
Ewan ko sa inyo, ayaw ko yun
00:40.0
Ano ba tawag sa mga taong taga Poland ha?
00:46.0
Tapos pag sinabi ni Derek Ramsey kung ano siya
00:56.0
Hindi mo ko pinagsasalita e
00:58.0
Kaya naanohan ako e
01:00.0
The Onion King again
01:02.0
I hate this guy bro
01:04.0
Why do you hate onions?
01:06.0
No, I don't hate onions, I hate The Onion King
01:12.0
He's just The Onion King bro
01:14.0
Who apparently has a garlic on his fucking staff
01:16.0
Who the fuck is skipping our shit?
01:20.0
Gago, akala ko sakin lang
01:22.0
Wala na, di na natin alam ano nangyayari
01:24.0
I don't care about the lore
01:26.0
We just wanna cook
01:28.0
Let the man cook!
01:30.0
Oh shit, zombie bird
01:32.0
What the fuck man
01:34.0
Para ba siyang sentinel ganun?
01:38.0
What is sentient?
01:40.0
Sentient is like buhay
01:42.0
Like aware of surroundings and shit
01:46.0
Oh shit, nasa uba ako
01:54.0
What are we doing bro?
01:56.0
Cabbage and tomato salad
02:00.0
Give me cabbage boys
02:02.0
Anong binigay mo doon Ken?
02:04.0
Wala akong binigay
02:08.0
Sabi lagay daw yung plate doon
02:10.0
Wala akong cabbage dito
02:12.0
Bigay mo akong ingredients nil
02:14.0
Bigay mo akong ingredients
02:18.0
This is Pico Park all over again man
02:22.0
Wala nga nagkakaarun ako ng flashbacks
02:26.0
Zombie narin mo kasi
02:34.0
Gano'n magano sa mga
02:38.0
Punin niyo yung mga pipino dito
02:40.0
Wala nga yung saling pipino
02:42.0
Wala nga yung saling pipino
02:44.0
Hindi pa kailangan ng pilipino
02:46.0
Wala nga yung pilipino
02:48.0
Puro salad lang inaano natin
02:50.0
Bagal bagal pa natin
02:54.0
Bro what the fuck
03:00.0
Sinisira mo yung combo natin
03:06.0
Akin na kinuha mo
03:10.0
Gusto ko lang naman
03:12.0
Hinahain sa ating mga customer
03:14.0
Hindi pa pwede yun
03:16.0
I'm too overqualified for this job bro
03:18.0
Pinapagawa lang ako ng salad
03:26.0
Can you stop driving
03:28.0
Let me take the wheel
03:32.0
Let the man drive
03:36.0
What the hell are you doing
03:44.0
Pati pa naman dito
03:46.0
This is Pico Park all over again
03:50.0
This is my thing bro
03:54.0
Sinong taga sir ba
04:02.0
Sabi ko sushi muna
04:06.0
Everything is fine
04:08.0
Anong sunod sunod din nyo kasi sushi muna
04:10.0
Sushi muna putangin na
04:14.0
That's not a lobster
04:16.0
That's a fucking lobster
04:20.0
Sigaw na sigaw alam mo tama siya
04:24.0
Dito kayo sa anuhan ko
04:26.0
Ako mag chop na isda
04:32.0
Ako na mag mag plato
04:42.0
Putangin na mo Chris
04:52.0
Sinong Derek Ramsey putangin
04:56.0
Sinasabi niya sa babae
04:58.0
Yung inanuhan niya ng
05:02.0
Yung idiot sandwich
05:04.0
Yung idiot sandwich
05:06.0
Wag mo na yan Niel
05:10.0
Sunodin mo kasi yung sinasabi sa top left
05:14.0
Mag bubulok na yung putangin ng mga sashimi dito
05:16.0
Hindi na mag bubulok
05:18.0
Wala akong pagkain na bubulok dito
05:44.0
Bakit lahat Chris feed 0-9
05:58.0
Saratanin mo na Chris
06:00.0
What the fuck is this shit
06:06.0
Puta ako na magluluto
06:14.0
Kunin niyo kanin dito
06:24.0
Yung kanin nasa bottom right
06:34.0
Ginawa yung aking putangin mo
06:38.0
Okay bilisan naman po
06:40.0
Kumapasok na po yung mga customers sa kitchen natin
06:44.0
Hayaan nyo nalang sana sa kalan yung
06:46.0
Kalan kukunin ko na yung
06:56.0
As soon as possible
07:04.0
Putangin naman ayun wag kang pagganyang
07:06.0
Binabangga mo kami
07:08.0
Puta stop bugging me
07:14.0
Nasaan yung kalan ko
07:16.0
Ay di pa kumpleto yan
07:32.0
Ano ba kunin yung kanin
07:34.0
Kailangan mo na plato
07:36.0
Kaya huwag nyo na kunin yung mali
07:38.0
Kaya huwag nyo na tangkalin dun sa kalan
07:40.0
Puta na kukunin na naman yung plato
07:44.0
Ano ba yung trabaho mo nil
08:16.0
Putangin na nyo yung kalan
08:28.0
Stop throwing nil
08:34.0
Ano ba nangyayari
08:42.0
Mag focus ka sa isang bagay
08:44.0
Tingnan mo yung order natin sa taas
08:52.0
Putangin na tinapo yung ingredients nito
08:58.0
Putangin na plato daw
09:04.0
Tapos mo binuto sa amin ulit daw
09:14.0
Wala na akong nilulutong rice
09:16.0
Nandiyan na yung rice
09:22.0
There's a lot of rice
09:40.0
I think we won already
