00:42.5
I'm gonna, I'm gonna be the one.
00:50.0
You don't know who I am?
00:52.0
No, you're not, it's...
00:54.0
Ito, repeating crossbow. Gusto mo ba yan? It's a purple one.
00:57.0
Yeah, whatever. I'll take it.
00:59.0
I'll take it, man.
01:01.0
But I need a bow.
01:02.0
Putang ina, stop doing that shit.
01:04.0
But I need a bow, it explodes on impact!
01:09.0
Ang tanong, tatama? Tatama ba? Tatama ba?
01:11.0
I'm him, remember?
01:13.0
Everyone thinks they're him in this game.
01:15.0
Have you seen how people fucking move in this game?
01:19.0
Wait lang, dual halberd?
01:27.0
Woah, what the fuck?
01:32.0
Gago, may ura-ura pala to.
01:33.0
I like the dual halberds. I will dual halberds today.
01:36.0
Wala na kalaban dito, gago. Tara tayo, baba tayo.
01:41.0
Can someone shoot?
01:54.0
Ito na yung kung kurang ina yan.
01:56.0
Not the first, not the last.
01:58.0
Told you, man. I'm him, bro.
02:00.0
Puta, you just KS'd that shit. What do you mean?
02:03.0
You just KS'd, bro.
02:05.0
What the fuck's wrong with you, dude?
02:07.0
What do you mean?
02:08.0
It doesn't matter, man. I'm him, bro.
02:10.0
We need you in the front line, Chris.
02:12.0
What do you mean I'm in the front line? I'm the one who does the sneaky attacks.
02:16.0
You remember this name, bro. I'm him.
02:18.0
Everyone's him. What are you saying?
02:20.0
Puta, lahat sa tingin nila. Sino yung protagonist, ah?
02:22.0
Gago, lahat sila. Iguis.
02:26.0
You know what's annoying with the Japanese voiceover?
02:29.0
I don't understand the shit na sinasabi nung announcer.
02:31.0
What can you change?
02:33.0
Kung may nangyayaring ganap, puta. Di ko alam kung ano yung context ng ganap.
02:38.0
Yan na. Japanese na.
02:39.0
Subete ga hakais sareru no o tokutomiyo.
02:45.0
Bakit wala? Hindi ko maintindihan.
02:48.0
Shoutout sakli. Holy shit.
02:50.0
Tawalap tayong kalaban, pre. Ano ba ito?
02:53.0
May bow dito, Chris. Finally, man.
02:56.0
You can have your fucking bow now.
02:58.0
You need a specific bow, Chris?
03:00.0
Saan yung sabog? Walang namang sumasabog lang.
03:02.0
Bow shots charged to the second charge state.
03:07.0
You gotta charge that shit.
03:08.0
Bakit? I didn't hear a fucking thing.
03:17.0
Magarap, man. Sarantar ka nalang.
03:19.0
Kaka-charge mo na. Walang tinamaan.
03:20.0
Putang inang ngayon.
03:22.0
Nagsaya ka ng ilang seconds, bro.
03:24.0
Get off of my dick, bro. Jesus Christ.
03:27.0
Ikaw itong crafting hammer. What does it do?
03:29.0
Go get high rarity armor and weapons.
03:31.0
Ay, putang inang ngayon. No!
03:34.0
Minodify ko yung isa kong...
03:37.0
Minodify ko yung anong kalaging dope. No!
03:42.0
Ang bobo ko. Putang inang ngayon.
03:46.0
Okay. It's back. It's back.
03:49.0
Nagtapon lang ako ng pera.
03:53.0
Oh, someone shot me?
03:55.0
Oh, wait. I'm coming. I'm coming.
04:13.0
Oh, what the hell?
04:16.0
Brrrah! Uy, sarap!
04:18.0
Walang combo ko. Walang combo ko.
04:24.0
Putang ina... Oh!
04:35.0
Final Fantasy ako, pre.
04:39.0
FF16 player ito, gago.
04:41.0
Damn. That was me. That was my moment.
04:44.0
Pero putang, puro kayo KS.
04:48.0
Kina-S niyo lahat?
04:49.0
I never killed anyone over there.
04:51.0
The triple kill ko sila.
04:52.0
Putang inang kinso. Kinuha lahat lang.
04:54.0
Ako na-set up lahat. Jinagil ko na lahat lahat.
04:56.0
Putang, sya kanya parin yung kill.
05:00.0
Putang inang yan.
05:02.0
That was fucked up, Ken.
05:03.0
That was supposed to be me, bro.
05:05.0
That was my moment.
05:10.0
Putang. Hindi ego sya ng ganyan.
05:12.0
Hindi ego na ako.
05:14.0
Opo-porterista ang tawag doon.
05:16.0
Wala akong tumakita kasa niyo.
05:18.0
Para saan yung crease? Ba't tinapas mo?
05:20.0
Makita mo yung kalaban. Meron ba?
05:22.0
Wala to. Wala wala wala.
05:26.0
I'm hearing, I'm hearing pokes.
05:30.0
Damn. Aray. They're here.
05:32.0
They're here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
05:34.0
Aray. I'm getting sniped.
05:52.0
Putangin natin, guys.
06:10.0
Putangin natin, guys.
06:24.0
Patay. Putangin na mo.
06:46.0
I need help here.
06:54.0
Patay. Nevermind.
06:56.0
I didn't need help.
07:00.0
Putangin na wala yung gamit ko.
07:02.0
What happened to my fucking weapon?
07:10.0
Yeah, I did get disarmed.
07:12.0
I hate it when that happens, bro.
07:14.0
Putangin, dami. Puro bow to.
07:16.0
Pinagbawa ba ba ako? Puro bow.
07:18.0
Come here, Chris.
07:20.0
There's a lot of shit here.
07:24.0
There's a guy right here.
07:26.0
Chris, please help.
07:36.0
I'm dead as fuck.
07:38.0
What the fuck? I'm dead.
07:50.0
Oh, what the fuck is happening?
08:02.0
Come out. Come out.
08:04.0
Wherever you are.
08:06.0
Look at this guy in the fucking...
08:12.0
Oh, fucking hell.
08:24.0
Putangin na. What the fuck?
08:26.0
May mecha tong gagawin to.
08:28.0
Erico, patay ako.
08:32.0
May stun sila to.
09:04.0
Holy fucking shit.
09:10.0
Putangin na yan. May mecha.
09:12.0
I thought this was fucking...
09:14.0
I thought this was...
09:16.0
Warring States, China.
09:22.0
Putangin na. Ba't may mecha.
09:28.0
We are not him, Grayson.
09:30.0
I hold my weight over there. I'm definitely him.
09:32.0
We are not him, Grayson.
