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Hey everyone, it's your boy Hash and welcome back to my channel. So today we are here in Cebu with the family and I have decided to become Ivana's PA, if she'll allow me, and we'll give Jen a break. Let's see how this goes.

Today, I will be your... Do you need a PA?

No, I have Jen.

Okay, let's give her a day off and I can be your PA for the whole day.

Oh, you really had a show.

It's like you planned it.

So, can I order you like Jen or Miss Malala?

That was Malala, extreme horrifying.

Okay.

That's it.

I haven't said anything yet.

Hired, you're hired.

Okay, I'll call her Koya. Koya!

What do you want me to call you?

Madam.

Okay, Madam.

Ma'am or Senorita.

So, Jen is my PA and I won't be her PA anymore.

I'll let her rest.

You can't teach her, I don't like her.

So, what do you need so that she'll know?

Toilet paper, tissue, wipes, pencil.

Hey, that's how it's written.

Write it on your brain.

I don't want to write anymore.

I want it all on my brain.

Okay, if it's not enough later.

Hey, you're threatening me.

It's not my fault.

Makeup, toothbrush, floss, water, wipes, tissue.

Then, you need to prepare my outfits.

So, for example, today I want three outfits.

You'll show me what I'll wear.

You'll plan it.

I'm a stylist.

Jeans, then sunblock for my legs.

All of that, you need to know that.

Open the door, start it.

Run, I don't want you to be slow.

What's that?

It's taking too long.

No, that's for now.

They said to clean it.

No, Koya will clean it.

I need your signature because you didn't pay for it.

Of course, you'll be sad if you're like that.

Ma'am, please sign here.

Then, also here.

Because I don't get it, I'll just do it with my hands.

Five million.

I can't wash my hands anymore.

Let's eat.

Ma'am, come here.

I have a new PA.

Did you see it?

You look like your son.

He's handsome too.

Is it hot?

I want it hot.

Ma'am, it's still boiling.

Oh my God, is the food cold?

Move the trolley here so we can eat properly.

Wait, ma'am.

Koya!

Inefficient.

The trolley is back to back.

It's hot.

For you, ma'am.

Excuse me?

Did you reach it properly?

Is it on the table?

No.

Here, ma'am.

That's your girl.

Once in a lifetime.

Yeah, I'll take advantage of it.

Eat your burger.

Ma'am, next time you tell us if you want to eat.

She doesn't want to eat.

But we still bought you.

Is this for ma'am?

Yes, ma'am.

Just pork, ma'am.

Please call the room service.

She doesn't know.

Ma'am, that's mine.

What is yours is mine and what is mine is mine.

Wait, ma'am.

You're so thick.

I'm not talking to you.

Are you jealous?

I don't think I can do it for a day.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

Hey, ma'am.

You're white there.

I'm not white there, ma'am.

There are lights there.

If I become a commercial model,

I'll resign.

Your mom is jealous.

Your mom is not proud of what you did.

If I become a commercial model,

I'll resign.

5, 4, 3.

Face the camera.

5, 4, 3, 2, action.

Reject?

Ma'am, show it to me.

You're so thick.

Reject?

Put your handkerchief, ma'am.

Sorry, ma'am.

If I become a commercial model,

this is the real commercial model.

1, 2, 3.

If I become a commercial model,

I'll fight with the director.

5, 4, 3, 2, action.

You lost.

What are you going to wear today?

Beach.

Beach?

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Ah, beach.

Okay.

Ma'am, this is the LV swimsuit in black.

It suits me,

but I think it suits you too.

No.

Next.

Next.

Ma'am, this is the Chanel jacket.

It suits the beaches.

Hey, let's go to the beach, bro.

That's why.

I'll wear your jacket.

You might get cold later.

No.

Next.

Next.

This is good.

It looks like you're going to the beach.

You know, the beach walk,

the people,

you're just not there.

Okay, approve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get ready.

Okay, ma'am.

Is this all or is there more?

That's all.

And slippers.

Slippers.

This is yours, ma'am.

Okay, let's go.

We're going to the beach.

My assistant, Koya, is going to help me.

Oh, oh.

Please hold my dress.

Pakundo,

buy that hashenda.

Come here, come here.

Make sure of this.

Oh, yes.

Where should I put this?

I can't reach the towel.

Ouch!

Hi.

What is that?

Mini towels.

Do you want to be removed?

Where are we now, ma'am?

We're going out.

Hi, Kapun.

Hi, Kapun.

Hi, Kapun.

Let's go here.

Oh, like this?

Yeah, very good.

Is this your dad?

Isn't it too extreme?

You like it extreme, right?

What?

I like it.

Hey, that's for men.

For men.

One piece, two piece.

I know, there's blue.

Oh, blue, that suits you.

One piece.

Okay.

Wow.

Why are you wearing shorts?

Of course, to make it look good.

Is it like that?

I just remembered Nik-Nik.

I forgot about this.

What happened to you?

Is that a concern?

Yes, ma'am.

What's Nik-Nik?

I don't know.

I know what Nik-Nik is.

What is that?

Candy.

The one you eat,

like milk.

Mistro?

It hurts my head.

Nik-Nik is sand mites.

I got bitten.

So, the doctor said I can't breathe.

Why did you get bitten, ma'am?

Because you didn't wait for me.

You killed all the insects we can see.

And you,

you're too fair.

Huh?

We're going to bathe you in the sun.

Don't pretend.

And also, we provided masks,

snorkels,

fins, and towels.

Don't be shy.

I don't know how to breathe.

She's an international diver.

Guys, look at this.

Hashim just became my assistant

to carry all my arms.

That's not an insect.

So many.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I'm done.

Assistant,

do the dance.

Go!

Hey,

Kuya is like Sante.

His dance is like...

I think out of 10,

it's 3 because you worked hard.

What about ma'am?

Ma'am is 10.

Wow.

I can't swim because

if you're here,

I can't swim.

I can't breathe.

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

You're good at diving.

This is the real

international free driver.

Driver.

This is my professional diver

assistant.

Because you're my assistant...

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Do you know why

divers dive?

Why?

Because when you're in front of the boat,

you're still there.

Oh, like that.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

This is how you become an assistant.

Don't pull me!

That's not allowed!

You'll be disqualified

if you pull me.

Bye-bye.

Don't come near me.

What is this?

Get down.

You're okay, right?

Bro, are you my assistant?

Yes, ma'am.

Bro, I'm hungry.

I'll buy you a fish.

Okay.

What kind of fish do you want?

What?

I want Dillis.

Ma'am, I heard that

they don't have that.

What do they have?

They have...

That's Nemo's finding.

That one.

Blue?

I want that one.

Where is it?

Come here.

We'll get it for you.

Come here, ma'am.

Yes!

Our mom

doesn't know how to dive.

I'll get it for you.

I'll get it for you.

I'll get it for you.

I'll get it for you.

I didn't catch anything.

But the bottom is beautiful.

You're so good.

P1,000 for fish.

Bro is drowning.

Bro is drowning.

He's not.

He'll get P1,000 if he gets that.

Look.

He'll get P1,000.

He'll get P1,000 if he gets that.

Wait.

Come here.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

F**k!

Bro!

Bro!

Bro!

Let's go back.

He's moving.

1, 2, 3.

Be free.

P1,000!

It's my first time seeing a sea snake.

It's a sea snake.

It's my first time seeing a sea horse.

He caught a sea horse.

P1,000 for you.

P1,000!

P1,000 for you too.

Just give it to him.

You're Santi.

What's Santi?

Tanggal.

Fire.

Fire.

Okay, that's it for today's video.

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I can't even catch a sea horse.

They're so good.

This is the Titanic.

Please take me back.

So, I will show you my work.

Is it okay now, bro?

No, I can do it.

It's okay now.

Just promise.

You don't know.

My mom will kiss you in the salon.

We're all tired.

It's okay now.

Take a rest.

Assistant.

Assistant, take a rest.

We're all tired.

It's okay now.

Kiss your hand.

We're going to eat.

Why are you sad?

I'm not sad.

Why am I sad?

So, our flight is full.

They're there for the next flight.

I'm the PA of Ivana.

But, the flight was delayed.

So, as you can see.

It's still quiet.

I'm quiet because I'm in Cebu.

Party hard.

This is my part.

Hey, put an effect on me.

Okay, put an effect on Ivana when she's dancing.

1, 2, 3, go Mona.

Go Mona.

It's up to you to enter the airplane.

As your PA.

This is pitiful.

We didn't sleep.

Just 3 hours.

Then, the flight was delayed.

Hello madam.

Do you need something from me?

PA.

As a PA.

I'll just put her bags.

You're in the car first.

Madam is already inside.

I'll get our bags.

Then, we'll go.

Okay, so we're going home.

And, they're not with us anymore.

Because, they fell down.

In the plane, they slept.

In the car, they slept.

When we got home, they slept.

That's why I'm alone right now.

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