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00:00.0
I'm kind of a J-Woe, all's and all's, just woke up at pagising ko na gano'n ako mag-film.
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Sabi ko hindi na to darating, not for another two weeks.
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So I will take this opportunity.
00:25.6
Can we discuss the elephant in the room?
00:27.6
No, not this, this one.
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Yeah, you see that?
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That is also known as my brother's PC.
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Bakit nasa kwarto ko na?
00:35.6
Kasi unemployed ako eh.
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Kailangan buuhin ko yung buong package kung magiging unemployed.
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I used to have a busy life
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but that was before I discovered
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being unemployed.
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I used to have a routine. I go to school.
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I go home and eat lunch with my family.
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I go to school again.
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Another family time, I used to walk.
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I used to walk with my dogs.
00:57.6
Let's change our choreography.
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I don't sleep. I sleep 5-6am.
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Kung noon na gumigising sa akin
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ang mga manok sa umaga,
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ngayon yan ang pampatulog ko.
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I don't eat lunch. I sit down there.
01:11.6
Papapagising ko naman ang serum serum.
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Yung pagmag. Medyo dark na.
01:15.6
Tapos may mga peep peep peep.
01:17.6
Yan na ang alarm ko na huy!
01:19.6
Tapos na yung araw.
01:21.6
Luwabas ka. So lalabas ako.
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Pero para lang magkape.
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Pag uwi ko dito, darito na naman.
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And then the cycle continues.
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If you're asking sa wala bang review,
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yan ang mga araw na wala ako review.
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And I don't like to talk about the review here
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because evil eye daw ganun.
01:37.6
Also, andito na yung bed ko.
01:39.6
Noon jan siya. Wala yung place.
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Ang daming pagbabago sa buhay ko.
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Ang gastos maging unemployed.
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So here's a haul.
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Let's begin with the first thing I bought.
01:49.6
Bumli ako ng charger para sa controllers ng Switch.
01:51.6
At adik ako dito ng ilang weeks din
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until this happened.
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Pero before ng PC,
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ito talaga everyday,
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gina-connect ko sa projector.
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At para mas mapadali ang buhay ko,
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gina-charge ko yung apat sabay-sabay.
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So yan, this was $3.95.
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But then, this wise idea
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Sabi ko parang hindi na ginagamit ni Aman yung PC niya.
02:15.6
Tutulong naman na magamit yung mga gamit.
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Kasi nga, kaya sila tinawag na gamit
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PS4 lang kasi wala naman akong PS5
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at wala akong palak bumili ng PS5.
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Pero kung may magrelegalo naman sa akin,
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buong puso ko naman tapanggap.
02:35.6
Grabe naman kayo. Subukan nyo lang.
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Wala naman masama.
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Medyo pinapabayaan ako nila mami kapag nagigames ako
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kasi never nila nakita sakin yan.
02:43.6
Never akong nagames.
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Kaya tumakbo ang Girl Math sa utak ko.
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Sabi ko, 2 months akong magigames.
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Nandiridirecho every day.
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That's like 60 days.
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That's only P50 per day.
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Parang nag-rerent lang. So that's the Girl Math.
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Okay? Next, I bought clothes.
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Sabi ko para sa review.
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Parang may mga damit ako sa review kasi araw-araw review.
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Ending. May mga tag pa kasi
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So ito, galing to sa Lovito. Saan pa ba?
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First, long sleeve na may collar
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para formal formalan.
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Yes, I'm here to file a case.
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May collar lang sya ganyan.
03:19.6
Nice ang tela niya and stretchable.
03:21.6
Yung Lovito ngayon may mga plus size na sila
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which I truly appreciate.
03:25.6
I swear all of my sleeveless tops
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Pero I know in my heart may something na iba sa kanila.
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Mas alam niya na magyajaket
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ako over it. In this kasi na ang jacket
03:35.6
yung pinapalitan ko.
03:37.6
Yung mga sleeveless sa loob, yung lagi kong bagong binibili.
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Mas naalala naman yung mga tao.
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Yung mga jacket ko, ang bot na lang
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ito formal formalan
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Parang mag file ako ng complaint.
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Parang yan ang atake.
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Parang turtleneck sya na rib
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na white. Di ko din alam bakit white.
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Formal lang, parang mas ako yung
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papaniwalaan ng judge.
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Ganon ang atake niya.
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Itong graphic na sleeveless top.
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Mahilika pa sa mga may print
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na sleeveless recently.
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Parang giving me Tumblr vibes once again.
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Then we have this.
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Parang sasayaw ako ng
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Until this love era.
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Then it goes over like this and it's a long sleeve.
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Then itong long sleeve, sabi ko ayoko
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magstripes. Kasi ayoko din
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ng colored. So itong mga bagay
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na ayoko sinusuot.
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Pero for some reason, gusto ko sya.
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Meron kong glass pero pinapalabahan ko pa sya
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kasi araw-araw ko syang sinuot.
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Nagyari ako bumili ng pants sa loob ito.
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Kasi may plus size na nga sila.
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Yung super pants, parang ano sya
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slacks, ganon. Sobrang
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presko niya lang sa feeling. Magaan
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and nice ang fit. I think
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size down ka. Kung gusto mo parang
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sakto lang. Kasi medyo malaki yung sizing
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ng pants. Voucher time!
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May binigay sa atin na code yung
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Lovito. Pata lang nyo sa Shopee.
04:55.6
Pana-research nyo Lovito Nisa. Tapos
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may 100% off na vouchers
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na banner. Kiklick nyo lang yan.
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Then i-claim nyo yung mga vouchers nyo. Okay?
05:03.6
Next, papakita ko sa inyo yung mga pinadala
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sa akin ng mga brands na I never thought I would
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be working with. Pinadala ako ng Cebu Pacific
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ng PR kit nila. So it's yung
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flytabay nila. Mayroon syang ganyan.
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As they say, para na akong
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Korean na unni sa Korean
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mark na magbibenta ng kimchi. And then
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this little belt bag. And then a lot
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of speakers. And their pins.
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Ayan. Thank you Cebu Pacific. Wow. And then
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They gave me my favorite lotion.
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Yung mabangong. Yung parang citrusy, florally.
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I love it. Thank you so much, Bello.
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And last but not the least,
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Macdo ng gift certificates. This is
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Grabe. Hindi ako makapaniwala.
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Ayoko syang gastosin kasi sentimental.
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First to na binigay sa akin ng Macdo.
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Pero pera din to eh.
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So kailangan syang gamitin. Okay.
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May gamitin ko to. Magbila akong twister fries naman.
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What you guys don't know is that sometimes after
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ako magfilm ng ganito, inaparaan ko lang yung camera.
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Siyempre hindi ko nilalagay sa vlog mismo.
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Tapos narerecord ko lang sarili ko. Nanakahiga.
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Nagsiselfon na after nagfilm.
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Naglalaptop. Hindi ko din alam.
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Ako lang din naman nanonood.
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Nanonood na ulit ako ng vlogs. Parang may pasensya na ulit ako
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para sa mga vlogs. O baka sobrang
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nagrecord ko lang talaga.
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Today I'm gonna be singing Oh How
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without hearing myself.
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I'm gonna put the volume on very very high.
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Sabik ng mahalikan
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Ang mundo ay gagaan
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Mundog ko ay gagaan
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Hello. Inaedit ko na tong video na to.
07:09.6
And unlucky for me, napadaan ako sa IG story
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Napansin niyo ba sobrang active niya
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sa social media recently?
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I was debating on whether ipopost ko pa tong video na to
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or not because this was from August.
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August 4 and 5, Baba's birthday.
07:29.6
Dalawang birthday niya. Isa pang Iran, isa pang Pinas.
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Napag-decisionan ko na binahan siya ng
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very nice gift because I'm a very nice daughter.
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Ha! Dapat ang bibiliin ko sa kanya
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wala siyang iPhone. Saan niya i-coconnect
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sa puwit niya? So sabi ko, sige Samsung watch.
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Hindi available nung time na yun yung gusto ko.
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Charot lang, hindi ko din naman talaga alam ano yung gusto ko.
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Old siya pero mas mahal sa kai-kai ko.
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Hindi siya saking stainless.
07:55.6
May aray mo kaming i-stop siya?
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After ko nalaman na walang watch,
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pinirpire ko na sarili ko. Sabi ko, ito na.
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Ito na yung moment na papasok ako ng iPhone.
08:09.6
First time na aalis ako may bit-bit na bag.
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Hindi backpack. Hindi pa tayo magnanakaw ngayon.
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Wala pa. Akala ko talaga ito was gonna be a butt-clenching experience.
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Kasi ayokong pumapasok sa mga ganyan
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kasi feeling ko, makakabasag ako, i-judge ako.
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Basta ayoko lang siya pero, surprisingly,
08:21.6
it was good and everyone was so nice
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May pangbili ng iPhone pero yung jacket niya,
08:27.6
mga limang taon na yan sa kanya.
08:29.6
Influencer ko pero nag-jigip ko.
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So yun, first time ko pumasok sa iStore
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na may binili na something.
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Amazing, amazing.
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Nagingisim nga yun ako pang lunch ni Gav.
08:57.6
Pero mam, for 2 years.
08:59.6
Ano lang bimabayad?
09:03.6
Hindi nga mabook on.
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Kasi siya mabook on so may bayada.
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Kaya nga pang sulog ko dana yun sa bulsa.
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Karoon ko pa niya masaga ng kirot.
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So taya nga yun sa kabul.
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Mayo man na ganyan.
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Wala ko lang kung susulog sa iStore.
09:39.6
May pa akong cellphone.
09:45.6
Patawa tawa lang yan.
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Pero wala nang makain
09:51.6
Happy birthday Charlie. Yan lang naman talagang importante ngayon.
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Happy birthday sa'yo.
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I know I'm not your type of guy.
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Alin lang yan sa downtown.
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Wala na chance yan.
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Kuwarto nalang sana.
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Kaya wala na ko nakahawak ng mga hinahawakan
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Thanks for the smooth transaction.
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Thanks for trusting us.
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We're gonna set up our new iPhone.
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Maganda na naman magiging picture mo.
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Puro naman kasi ikaw pinipicturan.
11:07.6
Ikaw na naman may new profile picture.
11:09.6
Mama, hindi ka pa mag-set up
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si mo new iPhone-y?
11:17.6
Anong inaisip niya?
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Kung di sana magagalitan ako,
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gusto ko sabihing, yes,
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you deserve this, not me.
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Natawa. Natawa kang isa.
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The whole time I'm driving,
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I only have one thing
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Pero I think your mother
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deserves this more than I do.
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And nothing makes
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than to give this wholeheartedly
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I mean, to enjoy this gift.
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Mommy has always wanted
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to have. Thank you.
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I love this and this is
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so valuable, so close to my heart.
12:13.6
I think I will be
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happier, genuinely
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happy if you allow me
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this to your mother.
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Awww. Anong ma-cry mo ko naman?
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There's actually tears in my eyes.
12:27.6
Happiness is good
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only when shared.
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to me. Give it now.
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Dami mo naman sinasabi.
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Ibigay mo naman dahil pa sinabi.
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Actually, may isang tao
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Hinintay na talaga sya.
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Parang alayo ng signal dito sa akin.
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We're so touched.
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Thank you so much.
13:21.6
We are so touched.
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Iphone plus plus.
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1 million percent.
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Mga hello na dayon.
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You know what it is?
13:57.6
You know what it is?
14:05.6
Gusto kong basagin yung
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Sa wifi ka lang pala matutuwa.
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Panalan na naman tayo.
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Galit talaga ng mga operations.
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Walang-walang na dyang kasasaya.
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Sana nag-shopping na na ako sa
