Nico D. EMON reacts to TOP TEN WORST PASTORA SERMONS
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How's it going mga kamates mga kaibigan and welcome back to another content
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Ang pag-uusapan po natin ngayon dahil naka
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Ngayon hindi ko alam po anong tawag dito sa character ko na to
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Kasi si Maka Horny kasi yung apat yung sungay
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Ito dalawa lang so ibang character to
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Kayo ang magpangalan dyan sa akin sa comment section
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At yun ang gagamitin ko ng title nito pag nakapili tayo
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Ang pag-uusapan natin ngayon yung pastorang nagtitrendig po
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Sa social media ngayon
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Tingnan natin yung kanyang mga turo
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And I think I will rank it as progressively worse
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Powers ng powers yung in my opinion lang naman
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Hindi tapos yung pag-aaral?
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So ito yung unang turo na gusto kong i-highlight
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Hindi naman sya mali alam nyo yun
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May sense naman yun
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The idea here is that kung pipili ka ng partner
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Of course tas babae ka
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Make sure na yung
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Yung kukunin mong lalaki
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Or yung pipiliin mong lalaki
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Is someone na yun nag-aral
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At least dun may scholastic achievements ka
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So that's good right?
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Pero sabi ko nga sa inyo
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This will get progressively worse
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So pumunta na tayo dun sa pangalawa
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Lahat ng app nalagay sa cellphone
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Wera lang yung app ng bible
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Paano hindi ka malulungkot?
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Paano hindi ka madidepress?
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Hindi ka nagbabasa ng bible
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So sabi niya ganoon
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Kasi nga daw depress ang tao
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Kasi nga daw hindi daw nagbabasa ng bible
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Well that's an opinion
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Pero that's not facts
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That depression is very different
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Or yung kalungkutan
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Sadness and depression are two different things
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In the field of psychology
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Nagugulat lang ako mga kamates
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Parang sinasabi niya ganoon
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Kapag hindi ka daw nagbabasa ng bible
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So siguro kung muslim ka
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Automatic depress ka
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Kasi nga yung mga muslim
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Quran ang binabasa noon
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Or kaya buddhist ka
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Mga teachings ni buddha yung binabasa nila
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At kung katulad ko na agnostic
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Wala akong binabasa na ganyan
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So I must be really really depressed
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Because of the conclusion
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That this person has
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That is not correct
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Kung ikaw ay nakakaramdam
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Kung ikaw ay parang
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Or parating nalulungkot
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Without any reason
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Siguro it's best that you talk to a psychiatrist
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Para madiagnose yan
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And you stop listening to people like this person
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Kasi nga malimali yung tinuturo
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Our current understanding
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I know some of you
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Naintindihan ko naman
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Lalo lalo na yung mga naniniwala sa religion
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Yung go to nyo na tinatawag
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Is to read the bible
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Or listen to the gospel
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Pero ang sinasabi ko lang
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It doesn't stop there
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You can always look for more answers
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To the questions that you have
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Paano kung walang cellphone
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Diba pag walang cellphone
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So malungkot ang buhay
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Pero ang sinasabi ko lang
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Wag kang papatol sa just
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Alam nyo pag nagtatrabaho ka na
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Pag nagtatrabaho ka na
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Higit sa nakikita mo ngayon
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Ang pwede mong ligawan
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Siyempre kung ikaw may kotse
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Naglalakad, nagtutulak ng kariton
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No, that's not your level
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Hindi lang sa materyala
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Alam na alam natin na mahirap ka usa
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Pang hindi aral, isipin mo kung hindi marunong
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Magsulat o magbasa
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Nagpost na ako sa ND.GG na to
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Pero gusto ko lang i-highlight yung mga comments
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Ang just just daw kasi
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Basta basta yung ibig sabihin nya
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Nakala ko kung sino-sino
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Kasi within the context naman of the speech
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Parang mas bagay na kung sino-sino lang
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Pero ang sabi ng mga kamatis natin
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Katulad ni Pags JCLU
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Just just equals basta basta
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Just just basta basta
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Sabi ni Marian Ortiz
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So I don't know which one is correct
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Pero siguro mas tama yung basta basta
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Pero ang gusto kong i-highlight dito
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Siyempre pag nagmahal ka
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Sometimes hindi mo
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Masasabi kung sino yun
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Hindi naman nakapag-aral
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O mahirap sa buhay
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Okay lang naman na ma-inlove ka
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Ang ginamit ko ang example
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Makakilala ko ng isang
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Babae na nagkakariton
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Nagandahan ako sa kanya
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Dahil kamukha niya si Bea Alonso
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Nagkakariton lang siya
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I always have the option
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Para ligawan yung babae na yun
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Kung yung babae na yun is
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Willing na makipag-relationship sa akin
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Hindi that's fine
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Diba consensual yung relationship namin
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Hindi kailangan ng achievement
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Hindi niya kailangan tignan kung sino ako
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Hindi ko rin kailangan tignan
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Kung ano yung narating niya sa buhay
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Para kasing for a pastor
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Maglagay doon sa level na yun
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Everyone is equal
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Pero parang pagka doon muli nagay
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May pagkamatapobre
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Parang lang naman
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Opinyon ko lang naman yun
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Ang sinasabi mo sa amin
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Kapag hindi nakatapos yung tao sa buhay
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Ikaw nakatapos ka
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That's not how love works
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Love is supposed to be unconditional
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Parang yung love sa atin ni Lord
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The love of God is unconditional
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And also Jesus as well
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Even I'm not a practicing Catholic
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I'm actually the opposite
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Pero I still know this
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Teachings kasi nga nung araw
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Nakikinig naman ako
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Nung mga sermon ng pare
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Nung sermon ng ministro
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And yun naman talaga yung
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Common message ng Christianity
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So hindi ko alam kung saan yung hugot nya dito
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It's kind of worse for a pastor
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Pero again my opinion only
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Tapos pumunta na tayo dun sa last nito
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Pagpagpangit rape
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Pangit yun ang rape sa'yo
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Pero pagpogi ang tawag one night stand
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Okay this is the most inappropriate joke
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Well diba dapat ang joke kasi
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You say it in an inappropriate time
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Malimbawa yung mga green jokes
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Hindi yan pwede sa national tv
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Pero pag stand up pwede
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Kung meron kang bastos na joke
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Kapag nagtuturo ka ng
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Well pakinggan na lang natin
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Ulit kasi grabe talaga
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Hindi naman siguro
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Tsaka one night stand
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Yung isa consensual
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Yung isa by force
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I know you're just making jokes
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Kaso that is the most inappropriate joke
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Any priest, any minister
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Will never joke about that
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Pero for all of a sudden
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Pero yung mga akong demonyo
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Nagugulat ako dun sa mga
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Nagtuturo siya ng
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Salitahan ng Diyos
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Is that appropriate?
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Mukhang may nakikinig pa naman sa kanya
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At may entertain yung mga tao
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Pero ang ironic lang mga kamates
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Kapag nag joke about sa religion
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Sobrang galit na galit
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Itong ministro na to
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Kapag nag joke siya
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In the congregation of religion
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Nagtuturo siya sa pulpito
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Sa harap ng maraming tao
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It seems like it's okay
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Kung hindi pa ito na post sa internet
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Baka hindi pa na call out
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Again sabi nga nila
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Practice what you preach
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Yung lang naman yung sa akin for today
