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00:00.0
Ayun na, ayun na. Kamusta kayo d'yan mga kameta? How are you? How are you?
00:05.5
Medyo grabe yung schedule natin dito sa Scandinavia. Actually grabe yung pangyari dito.
00:13.0
Parang mahirap magsalita katabi ata natin yung mga taga dito.
00:17.0
Hindi, medyo nag-travel tayo kaapon and ang dami mga plot twists na nangyari.
00:22.5
Una-una, ito ang sasabihin ko. I'm 100% sure na ang worst airlines ay Norwegian Airlines.
00:30.5
Sobrang pangit ng experience natin d'yan kasi kaapon dun sa Copenhagen.
00:35.5
Una-una, yung sa Norwegian Airlines, dun palang sa pag-check-in.
00:43.5
Ayaw nila sabihin kung mayroon parang storage facility dun sa baggage.
00:49.0
Hindi ko alam kung dahil hindi sila maroon na mag-Ingles or dahil gusto nila na mag-check-in kaya mag-buy.
00:55.0
Kasi ang laki, mga 6,000-7,000 dinaharap.
00:57.0
Compare lang sa baggage na yan.
00:59.0
And then sinabi nung airport na 10 minutes maximum yung security.
01:05.0
Makabot ng 35 minutes.
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Next thing I know, pagdating dun sa aeroplano, yung aeroplano umalis pa, bago pa nung schedule nila.
01:14.5
At 20 minutes, parang ganito, parang 3.10, 3.10 yung boarding.
01:20.5
3.20 pa lang, sarado na.
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And then yung mga bags ng mga hindi maabot katulad natin, tinapon na dun.
01:26.5
I mean, nag-grab.
01:28.5
Sabog travel natin, mga kapayetan.
01:30.5
Buong mundo na puntahan na natin.
01:32.5
Halifax.
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I've been to North Korea.
01:36.5
Lahat na puntahan natin.
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Middle East, etc.
01:40.0
Dito lang sa Norwegian Airlines ko na-experience yung ganito na sasaray.
01:44.0
They'll close the shop ahead of schedule pa.
01:47.0
At nung flight schedule, may pictures ako diyan.
01:49.0
Yung flight schedule ko niya, 3.40.
01:51.0
Wala pang 3.35, wala na yung aeroplano.
01:56.0
So ako, pumunta ako dito sa Scandinavia thinking na napakaayos yung mga tao dito.
02:02.0
Actually, in fairness, very honest yung mga tao dito.
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Very straightforward, very efficient yung mga tao dito.
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Sobrang healthy yung lifestyle.
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Every day, mga 10-11pm, antok na tayo.
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Naritulog na tayo.
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So, wala akong reklamas.
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Sobrang ayos dito talaga.
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Pero pagdating sa emotional quotient talaga.
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Sobrang, yung mga sagot lang sa'yo dito,
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No. Yes. Ganun lang.
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Tapos, walang consideration.
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Wala man lang tumawag na Mr. X, Mr. Y.
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Baka gusto mo humabol.
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Wala, walang tumulong.
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Doon sa security nakaubat ng 35 minutes.
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Yung 10 minutes ang sinabi, naging 35 minutes.
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Wala man lang sumundo sa'yo.
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Nasasabihin, baka late ka na sa flight.
02:45.0
You wanna go through it.
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So, biglang doon na-miss natin ang Pilipinas.
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Kasi for all of the inefficiencies na meron tayo back in Asia,
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at least may mga ganitong basic considerations.
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In fairness naman sa Sweden, mas international.
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Mas cosmopolitan sila sa Sweden.
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Mas world class sila.
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So, yung experience ko dito, mas malapit sa New York or whatever.
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Pero doon sa Denmark talaga.
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Tsaka yung Norwegian Airways na yan.
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Worst airline ever.
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Akala ko Ryanair yung may...
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Aba, Ryanair yatin.
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Akala ko Ryanair yung pinakawalang kwenta.
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Talaga, walang kwenta talaga.
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Sa check-in pa lang, ayaw kanilang tulungan na sabihin naman,
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may murang pwede...
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I-store mo lang yung bag mo.
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You know, and then you end up paying 5,000 pesos
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for a stupid bag na wala naman laman.
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Just kasi mali yung kinuha mo or whatever.
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And then, my goodness.
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Diba sa atin, sa Asia?
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As in internationally.
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I've been flying all around the world.
03:40.5
Hindi yung sa saran...
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310 yung boarding.
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320 sarado na.
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I mean, within 10 minutes.
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And then walang tutulong sa'yo doon sa security check
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na napakahaba na sinabing 10 minutes lang.
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Umabot ng 35 minutes.
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Sobrang obvious dito na kulang sila sa labor.
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Undermanned sila.
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Yun nga.
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So, medyo bat-trip tayo.
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So, naka-ilang beses tayo bumili ng mga tickets
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na paulit-ulit.
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Kaya uminit talaga yung Ilocano na.
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At pagka Ilocano ko talaga,
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umalis talaga.
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Uminit talaga yung ulo ko sa'yo.
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I was shocked sa'yo.
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I will keep on.
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Sa buong buhay ko, hindi nangyari yan.
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Thank God.
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Nakalala ko yung pinaka-first time
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na I almost missed the flight
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was nung estudyante pa tayo.
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Pumunta ko sa Nanayang Technological University
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sa Singapore.
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Wala akong pera talaga.
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Ubus na yung pera ko.
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And then, thinking na dahil Singapore
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walang traffic, efficient.
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Misunderstanding ah.
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Kala ko Singapore, walang traffic,
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efficient lahat.
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So, kala ko 2 hours before traffic,
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pwede na.
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Walang nga.
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Just when papunta na akong airport
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nung Changi Airport from NTU,
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nag-traffic ng big time note.
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And then, I forgot na yung NTU
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ay sobrang labas sa siyudad.
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So, ang lahi na sa airport.
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But, thanks to Singapore Airlines,
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kinintay nila ako.
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As in, literally, nag-check-in ako.
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Baka barely 40 minutes before flight.
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And nung pumasa ko sa flight,
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tinuluan nila ako
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till the Changi Airport.
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18 years old na ako.
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Tagal pa nun.
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I mean, bata pa ako.
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Pero, wala akong pera na eh.
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Kasi I was so worried na
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if I miss this flight,
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I don't know how to survive.
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Di ba?
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Hindi ko na alam na
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paano ako mag-afford ng hotel.
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So, talagang sobrang thankful ako
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sa Singapore Airlines noon
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na kinintay nila ako.
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And nakita nila sa mukha ko
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na wala ng kulay eh.
05:27.0
Lalo tayo pumot eh.
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Kasi wala ng kulay.
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Kasi, alam nila itong kawawa
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itong batang ito.
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So, kinintay nila ako ganun.
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So, after that experience,
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nangako sa sarili ko
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na never koha yan
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na mangyari yung mga ganitong gano'n.
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Kaya, sobrang OC ako
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sa mga flights.
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OC ako sa mga...
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I mean, I've done like
05:45.0
3-4 connecting flights, kind of.
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I usually attend yung Halifax
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International Security.
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Dadaan ka pa ng 2 or 3.
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Dadaan ka ng Vancouver.
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Dadaan ka pa ng Toronto.
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Tapos, pupunta kang Halifax.
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So, sobrang OC ako
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dahil nga dun sa experience ko
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nung kabataan natin
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nung pumunta tayo sa
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Nanyang Technological University.
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Eto, walang iya.
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310 ang boarding.
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320, parang nilabas na yung bag namin.
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Sinara na yung lugar.
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So, 320, 330, wala na.
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Tapos, eto pa, eto pa.
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Hingi ka ng tulong sa kanila.
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Sasabihin nila,
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I think you're late already
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for the next flight.
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I don't think you'll make it.
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Walang iya.
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Hindi ka nga tutulungan.
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Nega pa.
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Walang iya.
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Buti nga, nung bumaba.
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Pagbaba naman,
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malabo din yung instructions.
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Kasi yung mga,
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yung mga machine dito sa Copenhagen
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parang nasa,
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minsan, English yung lagay mo.
06:36.0
Bigla sa baba, Danish na.
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Tapos, di pa marunong Danish.
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Isa.
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Tapos, maling-maling pa yung instructions.
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Sabihin yung isang guy,
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within two hours,
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sasara na yung sales of ticket.
06:46.0
Pagpunta mo,
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tapos etong Norwegian Airlines
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na walang iyang yan,
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wala man lang silang ticket.
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Booth.
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Wala silang ticket booth, ha?
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So, bahala ka sa buhay mo.
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Kaya tingin ko,
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scammer yung mga gagong yan.
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Kasi, parang,
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wala silang pake
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na ma-miss mo yung flight nila.
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Kasi every hour,
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parang may flight sila.
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So, bahala ka na mag-rebook.
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So, sabi ko,
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ayoko ng Norwegian Airlines.
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No way.
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Ayoko na.
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So, kumuha ko ng ibang airlines.
07:08.0
In fairness sa mga airlines niyan,
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the next hour,
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kumuha ko ng flight.
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At sabi ng baba,
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sa baba,
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actually pwede.
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Within an hour,
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okay lang at kaya mo yan.
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So,
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nung second time na umaklet ako,
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yun,
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pasok na,
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ready na,
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everything okay,
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smooth and all.
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So,
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nagpapasalamat tayo.
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Kaya nakarating pa rin tayo
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dun sa destination
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na gusto natin.
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Pero,
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grabe,
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yung,
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sobrang,
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ano,
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sila dito.
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So,
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sobrang efficient nila.
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Halos wala nang EQ
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yung iba.
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Parang,
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tapos,
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scammy yung ginawa nila.
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Yung,
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imagine-in mo,
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yung,
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yung aeroplano
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umalis ahead of schedule.
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310 yung boarding,
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320,
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pinalabas niyong bag mo.
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Talagang,
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sabi ko,
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scammer to mga to.
07:46.0
Tapos,
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wala silang ticket boot.
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Walang tutulong sa'yo.
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Walang tatawag sa'yo.
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Walang,
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ang haba nung pila.
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35 minutes.
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I know.
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250 pa lang.
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Nasa pila na ako ng security.
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320,
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20 na lang.
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Tapos,
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tinakbuhan ko ng big time yun.
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Sobrang tinakbuhan ko.
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Wala.
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Sinaraan na.
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Sorry.
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Tapos,
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nega pa.
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Hindi ka nila tutulungan.
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Anyway,
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parang biglang na-miss ko ang Pilipinas.
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Kasi,
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at least sa Pilipinas,
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konting karen mo lang.
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Ay,
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sir,
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tutulungan na nila gano'n.
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Pero,
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sa atin,
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dito,
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wala talaga.
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No.
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As in,
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ang dami na,
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ang dami ko mga experiences dito.
08:22.0
Yung isa,
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yung asawa niya,
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gusto niya pa hospital.
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Tapos,
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medyo na late ng 10 minutes.
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Uh,
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is it okay?
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We'll wait.
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Tapos,
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sabihin ng nurse,
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no.
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Is there any chance?
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Today,
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no.
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Ganun lang,
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ganun lang sila sumagot.
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As in,
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walang,
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wala ma lang.
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No, sir.
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Let me check, sir.
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Wala silang service culture talaga.
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Efficient sila.
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Sobrang linis,
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sobrang mabait.
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Pero,
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pagdating sa ibang bagay,
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wala talagang room for error.
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So,
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eto ah,
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eto talaga mga kamay,
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eto,
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etong advice ko sa inyo,
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pag pumunta kayo dito sa Scandinavia,
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especially mga Denmark,
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ganun.
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At,
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please,
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don't take Norwegian Airlines.
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Napakawalang kwentang airlines.
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I've,
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I've done,
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any airlines you can imagine.
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I've done,
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South China Airlines.
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Sa,
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sa team ko,
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napakawalang kwenta.
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I've done,
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United Airlines.
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I've done,
09:07.0
North Korea.
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Ano yung,
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airlines ko pumunta sa North,
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I've done it all.
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I've done all of the Middle Eastern Airlines,
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Turkish,
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Emirates,
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ah,
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Qatar,
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ganun.
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Nanggawa ko ng lahat.
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Eto talaga,
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wala nga talaga,
09:17.5
etong Norwegian Airlines na ito.
09:19.5
Akala ko ba naman,
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dahil Norway,
09:21.5
akala ko ba naman,
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dahil Norway,
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ang,
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world class,
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first class,
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wala,
09:26.5
scammer,
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talaga mga wala nga yung yun.
09:28.5
Wala,
09:29.5
talagang papaya ako sila sa Twitter mamaya.
09:31.5
Anyway,
09:32.5
speaking of Twitter kanina,
09:33.5
ah,
09:34.5
so kanina,
09:35.5
nagpost tayo ng something about,
09:36.5
you know who,
09:37.5
na sa tingin ko,
09:38.5
dapat mag-resign na sa DFA,
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etong appointee na ito,
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isang,
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na,
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hindi naman pumunta sa DFA,
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dahil sa kakayanan,
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hindi ko alam ba't siya nandun pa rin,
09:46.5
pa special special envoy pang nalaman.
09:49.5
Ayun ako.
09:50.5
Yung mga ganun type na,
09:52.5
nagpaparelevant lang,
09:53.5
dahil sa mga puerile,
09:54.5
and,
09:55.5
and,
09:56.5
incendiary rhetoric.
09:57.5
Well,
09:58.5
these people should have no place in our Department of Foreign Affairs.
10:00.5
Our DFA is fantastic.
10:01.5
Ah,
10:02.5
pasalamat din ako doon sa ating embahada,
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sa,
10:06.5
sa Netherlands,
10:07.5
nagpapasalamat ako doon sa ambasador natin sa Netherlands,
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kasi meron tayong,
10:10.5
may mga inayos tayong paper,
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for other trips,
10:13.5
tinulungan talaga tayo.
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So,
10:15.5
super thankful po tayo.
10:16.5
I have had fantastic experience with our friends,
10:18.5
in the Department of Foreign Affairs.
10:20.5
DFA din sa Kuala Lumpur,
10:21.5
by the way,
10:22.5
the other week.
10:23.5
Salamat ulit ah.
10:24.5
Thank you sir ah,
10:25.5
at doon sa mga nagpadalang pictures,
10:26.5
na marami din kaibigan tayo sa DFA,
10:27.5
et cetera.
10:28.5
Ito yung mga,
10:29.5
professionals.
10:30.5
Ito yung mga dumahan sa,
10:31.5
civil service examination,
10:32.5
ito yung mga matinong mag-isip,
10:34.5
ito yung hindi ito yung mga,
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ah,
10:36.5
nagpapaano kay tata,
10:37.5
etos na appoint ni tata,
10:38.5
at ngayon,
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parin,
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hindi ko alam ba,
10:42.5
naroon pa rin,
10:43.5
nagkakalat sa Twitter,
10:44.5
wala naman na produced na,
10:45.5
any intellectual work of worth,
10:46.5
di naman na publish anywhere serious,
10:48.5
and nang yabang-yabang pa,
10:50.5
nagtas nagkakalat pa ng ganoon.
10:51.5
Anyway,
10:52.5
tapos na-realize ko,
10:53.5
walang nga,
10:54.5
walang nga.
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Ah,
10:56.5
ito ah,
10:57.5
clue ah.
10:58.5
Junior din yan.
10:59.5
Junior din yan,
11:00.5
pero,
11:02.5
mabait kasi yung CBBM eh,
11:04.5
so hindi siyan si BBM.
11:06.5
Ito yung junior na hindi mabait.
11:08.5
Alright?
11:09.5
Ito yung junior na overrated.
11:11.5
Magaling yung tatay niya,
11:12.5
in fairness.
11:13.5
Mas magaling tatay na yung junior na to,
11:14.5
kaysa yung junior na presidente natin.
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O,
11:17.5
tama na.
11:18.5
Hindi na ako magsalit,
11:19.5
tama.
11:20.5
Tama na yung mga blind items natin.
11:21.5
Baka ma-Norwegian Airlines tayo niyan.
11:24.5
Patay talaga,
11:25.5
Norwegian Airlines.
11:26.5
Hanapin ko sila,
11:27.5
itatag ko sila,
11:28.5
itotroll ko sila forever.
11:29.5
You,
11:30.5
you don't leave me,
11:32.5
okay?
11:33.5
You don't leave me,
11:34.5
okay?
11:35.5
I leave you.
11:36.5
You don't leave me.
11:37.5
I leave you.
11:38.5
You don't leave me.
11:39.5
I leave you.
11:40.5
You don't leave me.
11:41.5
I leave you.
11:42.5
Gagaling ko yung Norwegian.
11:43.5
Patay sila sa akin.
11:44.5
Wala nga.
11:45.5
Kaya,
11:46.5
ayun na ako,
11:47.5
talagang bumaba yung temperature ko,
11:48.5
tumahas yung blood pressure ko.
11:49.5
Anyway,
11:50.5
speaking of which,
11:51.5
I don't want to miss the next one.
11:52.5
Kasi grabe schedule natin dito mga kamay.
11:53.5
Ito back to back to back.
11:54.5
Nakadalawang cancellation.
11:55.5
Ito,
11:56.5
ito,
11:57.5
ito,
11:58.5
ito,
11:59.5
ito,
12:00.5
ito,
12:01.5
ito,
12:02.5
ito,
12:03.5
ito,
12:04.5
ito,
12:05.5
ito,
12:36.5
ito.
12:37.5
Masa juniors din to,
12:38.7
pero tatay na mas magaling sa tatay ni BBM.
12:42.8
Oo.
12:43.8
Oo.
12:44.8
Pero si BBM abayt,
12:45.8
itong junior hindi.
12:47.3
Karen nga.
12:48.3
Karen pero wolang K.
12:49.3
Alam mo,
12:50.1
ako parati ko sinasabi.
12:51.2
Aku nagka-karen ako once in a while.
12:54.5
Ano bang lalaking version ng Karen?
12:57.5
Ah...
12:58.5
Karenski.
12:59.5
Whatever.
13:00.5
Kung magka-karen ga dapat may K ka.
13:01.5
Kung may ninacomplesh ka sa buhay mo.
13:05.5
Hanggang speech writing lang accomplishment.
13:07.5
I mean, no offense sa mga speech writers.
13:09.5
But that doesn't necessarily make you, you know,
13:11.5
okay, kahit ano mga pretentious pa pa,
13:13.5
Immanuel Kant ka pa sa mga international conferences,
13:16.5
it doesn't make up for the fact na wala siyang serious,
13:19.5
single intellectual output.
13:21.5
Wala siyang libro na nasulat na internationally acclaimed.
13:23.5
Wala siyang academic journal article.
13:26.5
Zero.
13:27.5
Yung Google Scholar niya siguro negative 10 pa.
13:29.5
Wala siyang na-publish a New York Times,
13:31.5
foreign affairs, yung mga ganyan.
13:32.5
Di ako nag-iabang,
13:33.5
nagawa ko yung mga in my 20s.
13:34.5
So, yun lang.
13:35.5
Um, yun lang.
13:36.5
I'm just saying kung magka-karen ka,
13:38.5
dapat may K ka.
13:39.5
Ito nga, wala nga ang K.
13:44.5
Kinakontrol ko naman sa kasa,
13:46.5
baka mapapama.
13:47.5
Pasta hindi ito si BBM ha.
13:49.5
Si BBM mabait siyang junior.
13:50.5
Okay?
13:51.5
Speaking of BBM,
13:52.5
I mean, wait a minute.
13:54.5
Before tayo mag-BBM,
13:55.5
balikan natin to yung Twitter.
13:56.5
Nahanap ko wala niya.
13:57.5
May nagpim-fake account sa atin.
13:58.5
By the way mga kameta,
13:59.5
pinalitan na natin yung picture natin sa Twitter.
14:02.5
So, yung account ko,
14:03.5
yung Richard Haydaran sa Twitter,
14:04.5
na may blue check,
14:06.5
and then nakatrippy suit po tayo.
14:08.5
Okay?
14:09.5
Yung nakatrippy suit,
14:10.5
ako po yan.
14:11.5
Yung gumagamit ng picture ko dati,
14:13.5
et cetera,
14:14.5
tapos may fake na blue check,
14:15.5
wala nga yan tong troll na tayo.
14:16.5
Mahal lang magbayad ng subscription
14:19.5
para maka blue check.
14:20.5
Etong wala nga yan.
14:21.5
Hindi, ako blue check ako dati.
14:23.5
Tinanggal lang tayo.
14:24.5
Wala nga yan Ilon Mosnail.
14:25.5
But, ibang usapan niyan.
14:26.5
Um,
14:28.5
kasi galit siya sa mga matalinong ano.
14:31.5
Mas magaling magsalito sa kanya.
14:33.5
Anyway,
14:34.5
balikan natin ito mga kameta.
14:35.5
Um,
14:36.5
so may fake account sa Twitter,
14:37.5
pakireport yan na.
14:38.5
Richard Haydaran hindi nang pangalan,
14:39.5
pero wala siyang blue check,
14:40.5
at saka yung old yung picture,
14:41.5
yung picture natin sa Las Vegas.
14:43.5
Yung totoo po,
14:44.5
yung may blue check,
14:45.5
at saka nakatrippy suit.
14:46.5
So, ako yan na,
14:47.5
pinost ko rin dati yan.
14:48.5
Pagreport niyang mawalang yan,
14:49.5
fake account yan.
14:50.5
Okay?
14:51.5
Fake yan.
14:52.5
Hater yan.
14:53.5
Okay, balikan natin ito.
14:54.5
Speaking of BBM,
14:55.5
interestingly,
14:56.5
patulong na pinost natin kanina,
14:58.5
biglang, um,
15:00.5
hindi lang umiba ang inip ng hangin,
15:02.5
kasi matagal na po iba ng inip ng hangin.
15:06.5
Hindi lang iba yung inip ng hangin,
15:08.5
iba yung inip ng tornado.
15:11.5
Alright?
15:12.5
Dahil,
15:13.5
biglang itong Department of Justice natin,
15:16.5
parang nagparangdam na
15:18.5
baka pwede natin buksan itong ICC na ito.
15:21.5
Diba?
15:22.5
So, si tatay,
15:23.5
nagwawala naman ng isang araw.
15:25.5
O, tingnan mo,
15:26.5
kahit stress na stress ako dito sa
15:27.5
walang yang Norwegian Airways,
15:29.5
airlines, whatever,
15:30.5
worst airlines na yan,
15:31.5
may time pa rin tayo mag-update sa Pilipinas.
15:33.5
Ito ah, ito, ito, ito, ito.
15:35.5
Walang yan mga ito.
15:36.5
Ito ah,
15:37.5
wala na yung train of thought ko tuloy.
15:39.5
So, sobrang galit ko sa kanila
15:41.5
na wala yung train of thought ko.
15:42.5
Anyway,
15:43.5
itong tatay,
15:45.5
nagwawala,
15:46.5
sinasabi niya naman siya,
15:48.5
yung anak ko,
15:49.5
bakit nyo ginaganyan, ganyan, ganyan.
15:51.5
Tuloy, tuloy, tuloy.
15:53.5
Yan kasi,
15:54.5
di kasi nila na-gets na hindi na sila,
15:57.5
ano na lang sila ngayon.
15:59.5
The fact na yung show niya
16:01.5
nasa isang channel na mukhang banned pa rin
16:03.5
sa YouTube or not,
16:04.5
that tells you na wala talaga,
16:06.5
irrelevant na sila.
16:07.5
Hindi naman irrelevant,
16:08.5
may konti pa naman,
16:09.5
pero,
16:10.5
so,
16:11.5
tama niyan,
16:12.5
mag-move on na tayo kay,
16:13.5
hindi yan si Tito Boy ah,
16:14.5
pero medyo malapit yung pangalan,
16:16.5
hindi dun sa Tito.
16:18.5
Oo,
16:19.5
ah, Junior din yan.
16:20.5
So,
16:21.5
konti na lang,
16:22.5
ma-spell out na natin,
16:24.5
tagba natin,
16:25.5
mga kameta,
16:26.5
tagba natin.
16:27.5
Medyo,
16:28.5
ano eh,
16:29.5
mamaya,
16:30.5
mamaya, mamaya, mamaya.
16:31.5
Okay,
16:32.5
anyways,
16:33.5
mga kamets,
16:34.5
interesting ito nangyari sa ICC nito,
16:36.5
kasi parati ko sinasabi,
16:38.5
ICC is the ultimate leash
16:40.5
of
16:41.5
the real powers today,
16:43.5
because kung mairita sila,
16:44.5
ang sasabihin lang nila,
16:46.5
Oh, ICC,
16:47.5
we're more than happy to improve human rights in the Philippines,
16:49.5
we love you.
16:50.5
At,
16:51.5
ikaw ganito ah,
16:52.5
look at it,
16:53.5
kung napipikon ka na dyan kay tatay,
16:55.5
tapos,
16:56.5
yung mga kaibigan mong western country sinasabi na,
16:58.5
Oo naman,
16:59.5
doon naman,
17:00.5
pare naman,
17:01.5
parang Junior,
17:02.5
hindi yung isang Junior na,
17:03.5
parang Junior,
17:04.5
baka naman,
17:05.5
pwede naman konting ano naman dyan,
17:06.5
pakitangilas,
17:07.5
para naman masabi natin na,
17:08.5
may human rights improvement sa Pilipinas,
17:10.5
para tuloy-tuloy supportan namin sa'yo sa security,
17:13.5
geopolitics,
17:14.5
pero konting pitik mo,
17:15.5
lalo yung mga,
17:16.5
ano,
17:17.5
mga Kapili 2.0 club,
17:18.5
yung mga ganon,
17:19.5
ganon,
17:20.5
di ba,
17:21.5
sa win-win,
17:22.5
yung mga Junior,
17:23.5
ito yung mabait na Junior,
17:24.5
hindi yung isang Junior na,
17:25.5
Karen without K.
17:26.5
Sige,
17:27.5
I'll talk to,
17:28.5
I'll talk to my,
17:29.5
ano,
17:30.5
ganito,
17:31.5
ganyan.
17:32.5
Di ba,
17:33.5
perfect yun eh,
17:34.5
win-win situation yan.
17:35.5
So yung mga western allies,
17:36.5
Biden,
17:37.5
Europe,
17:38.5
sabi naman,
17:39.5
see,
17:40.5
in the Philippines,
17:41.5
they're now open to international investigation of human rights,
17:42.5
blah,
17:43.5
blah,
17:44.5
blah,
17:45.5
and sabi naman,
17:46.5
ano,
17:47.5
at the same time,
17:48.5
sino ulit nagreklamo dyan?
17:49.5
Baka naman,
17:50.5
baka naman,
17:52.5
kailangan ng
17:53.5
reminders
17:54.5
sa
17:55.5
who's in charge.
17:56.5
Okay,
17:57.5
okay,
17:58.5
okay,
17:59.5
ito talaga mo.
18:00.5
Talaga Norwegian Airlines,
18:01.5
haabulin ko talaga mga walang yan.
18:04.5
You don't do that to me.
18:06.5
You don't leave me.
18:08.5
I'll leave you.
18:10.5
I'll leave you.
18:11.5
Dapat ganon.
18:15.5
As in guys,
18:17.5
yung flight,
18:18.5
340,
18:19.5
320 pa lang,
18:20.5
wala na yung bag namin.
18:21.5
Tinapon na nila.
18:22.5
Siguro.
18:23.5
Siguro.
18:25.5
Tapos,
18:26.5
pag 341,
18:28.5
kahit yung exhaust
18:29.5
ng kanyang,
18:30.5
yung ethereal presence
18:31.5
afterglow niya,
18:32.5
wala.
18:33.5
As in parang,
18:34.5
there was never a plane
18:35.5
in that area.
18:36.5
Kahit nag,
18:37.5
ano ka,
18:38.5
toxicity test ka,
18:39.5
wala na yung airplane.
18:40.5
So,
18:41.5
sobrang,
18:42.5
I mean,
18:43.5
in my entire life,
18:44.5
I've never seen a plane leave
18:45.5
ahead of schedule.
18:46.5
And then,
18:47.5
totally walang consideration.
18:48.5
Tapos,
18:49.5
yung iniwan nilang
18:50.5
walang kwentang tao
18:51.5
dun sa,
18:52.5
yung mga tao lang nandyan.
18:53.5
Isa na nga lang tao nila.
18:54.5
Tapos,
18:55.5
sabi niya,
18:56.5
oh sir,
18:57.5
there's another flight
18:58.5
but I don't think you'll make it.
18:59.5
Like,
19:00.5
wow.
19:01.5
Parang,
19:02.5
thank you ha.
19:03.5
Wala ka nga tulong,
19:04.5
nega ka pa.
19:05.5
I mean,
19:06.5
oh my God.
19:07.5
Sabi ko ganoon.
19:08.5
Kaya nga sabi ko,
19:10.5
kahit last tayo
19:11.5
sa list ng countries
19:12.5
na happiest,
19:13.5
at least naman,
19:14.5
diba?
19:15.5
Wala tayong Norwegian Airlines
19:16.5
at
19:17.5
thank you naman dyan
19:18.5
ng Philippine Airlines
19:19.5
sa pasensya natin
19:20.5
sa pagkakaaruan ko before.
19:21.5
Love na love ko.
19:22.5
Tuloy kanina,
19:23.5
naging emotional ako.
19:24.5
Naging emotional tayo.
19:25.5
Medyo may,
19:26.5
hindi naman teary eyed.
19:27.5
Tapos naglabas tayo ng tissue.
19:28.5
Paglabas natin,
19:29.5
Philippine Airlines.
19:31.5
Ganoon.
19:32.5
Pero ayoko na mag-chotray
19:34.5
as,
19:35.5
learning experience.
19:36.5
Ayoko na ganoon.
19:37.5
Guys,
19:38.5
huwag na tayo mag-learning experience.
19:39.5
Ito ha,
19:40.5
basta,
19:41.5
kung magsa Scandinavia kayo,
19:42.5
do not take Norwegian Airways.
19:43.5
Alam ko,
19:44.5
mura yan.
19:45.5
Alam ko yung mga,
19:47.5
mga kapsat.
19:48.5
Kapsat kayo lukano.
19:49.5
Amin kayo lukano dyan ha.
19:50.5
Aan kayo?
19:51.5
Norwegian Airlines,
19:52.5
ang mga affordable,
19:55.5
pero walang kwenta.
19:56.5
A1T service culture,
19:59.5
zero.
20:00.5
Negative ten.
20:01.5
Kasing lamig ng panahon nila
20:03.5
yung service culture
20:04.5
ng Norwegian Airlines yan.
20:05.5
Tapos huwag na rin kayo umasa,
20:07.5
dun sa mga tao dito
20:08.5
na maging mabait,
20:09.5
na mag-extra.
20:10.5
In fairness na,
20:11.5
mabait yung mga nasa Sweden.
20:12.5
Pero,
20:13.5
huwag kayo umasa,
20:14.5
na katulad ng Asia,
20:15.5
na they will make consideration
20:16.5
for you, sir.
20:17.5
We will help you.
20:18.5
As in,
20:19.5
sinabi niyong gaya,
20:20.5
there's another flight,
20:21.5
but I don't think you'll make it.
20:22.5
As in,
20:23.5
like,
20:24.5
wala man lang moral support,
20:26.5
wala man lang,
20:28.5
wala,
20:29.5
wala,
20:30.5
wala ka nga tulong,
20:31.5
wala ka nga ambag,
20:32.5
nega ka pa.
20:34.5
As in,
20:35.5
I'll be honest,
20:36.5
I think the word for it
20:37.5
is culture shock.
20:38.5
Kasi talagang culture shock.
20:39.5
May pinsang kasamang bagay
20:40.5
ng Norway.
20:41.5
So,
20:42.5
hindi naman ako totally surprised,
20:45.5
pero hindi pa rin eh.
20:47.5
Mali talagang ginawala.
20:49.5
Kasi sabi ko,
20:50.5
sinong unahin ko?
20:51.5
Si junior na car na walang K
20:54.5
or yung Norwegian Airlines?
20:56.5
Sabi ko,
20:57.5
hindi.
20:58.5
Si junior na walang K muna.
20:59.5
Hindi si BBM to ah.
21:00.5
Pamaya na yung Norwegian Airlines.
21:01.5
Sabi ko,
21:02.5
habol ko itong Norwegian Airlines.
21:03.5
So,
21:04.5
habang naghihintay po tayo
21:05.5
ng update dito sa ICC case,
21:07.5
sabi ko,
21:08.5
magwala muna ako
21:09.5
sa Norwegian Airlines
21:10.5
na walang nga talaga sila.
21:11.5
Speaking of which,
21:12.5
okay,
21:13.5
halis na ako.
21:15.5
Travel vlog to ah.
21:16.5
Ito yung first proper travel vlog ko dito.
21:20.5
Huwag kayo mag-Norwegian Airlines.
21:21.5
Walang kwentang airlines niyan.
21:22.5
Okay?
21:23.5
Iiwanan kayo.
21:24.5
Ahead of schedule pa.
21:25.5
Walang tulong.
21:26.5
Tapos yung mga tao pa nila
21:27.5
sabi na,
21:28.5
I'm sorry,
21:29.5
I don't think you can make it to the next.
21:30.5
Eh, parang kung nagbayad ka ng hotel?
21:32.5
Nagbayad ka ng return flight?
21:33.5
Nagbayad ka ng...
21:35.5
Wala.
21:36.5
So,
21:37.5
ito lang.
21:38.5
You don't leave me.
21:39.5
I'll leave you.
21:40.5
Uh-uh-uh.
21:41.5
Ganun.
21:42.5
Dapat ganun ang vibes natin sa buhay.
21:44.5
They don't know who they messed with.
21:46.5
Patay sila sa akin.
21:48.5
Palingan natin.
21:49.5
Okay, mga kameta.
21:50.5
Thank you very much.
21:51.5
Tawagin ko na yung mami ko eh.
21:53.5
Yung mami natin.
21:54.5
Nahanap na tayo
21:55.5
kasi sobrang stress tayo
21:56.5
sa mga...
21:58.5
pre-scheduling gapon.
22:00.5
Medyo hindi tayo humabal
22:01.5
sa family duties.
22:02.5
So, please ah,
22:03.5
yung mga medyo bata-bata
22:04.5
pang kailangan.
22:05.5
Katulad natin.
22:06.5
Mga millennial
22:07.5
kahit medyo matandang millennial.
22:09.5
Always call your parents.
22:10.5
Show love and support.
22:11.5
Kasi...
22:13.5
At least yung mga asyano.
22:15.5
May konting warm.
22:17.5
Di talaga pag...
22:18.5
No.
22:19.5
Seryo na?
22:20.5
No.
22:21.5
Is there another?
22:22.5
I don't think you can make it.
22:23.5
Ganun lang.
22:24.5
As in, ganun lang.
22:25.5
Wala man lang moral support.
22:27.5
No.
22:28.5
I don't think so.
22:29.5
You won't make it.
22:30.5
Ganun lang.
22:31.5
Alright, okay.
22:32.5
Salamat.
22:33.5
So, believe ako sa mga
22:34.5
katulad natin,
22:35.5
mga pinere dito sa region na yan
22:36.5
kasi sobrang iba yung culture nila.
22:38.5
But at the same time,
22:39.5
I love how they're
22:40.5
super honest people.
22:41.5
I love...
22:42.5
Medyo too honest.
22:44.5
I love how they're
22:45.5
very efficient,
22:46.5
malinis,
22:47.5
maayos,
22:48.5
walang pollution,
22:49.5
green lahat.
22:50.5
Yung pagcharger dito
22:51.5
nakalagay 100%
22:53.5
Grunel
22:54.5
or green power.
22:55.5
Lahat.
22:56.5
Lahat na mga taxis,
22:58.5
green technology.
23:00.5
Okay lahat.
23:01.5
Pero yun lang.
23:02.5
Huwag kayong umasay
23:03.5
yung mga Asian treatment.
23:04.5
Asian persuasion.
23:05.5
So, yung movie
23:06.5
ng kaibigan natin.
23:07.5
By the way,
23:08.5
Jep Tolentino,
23:09.5
Asian persuasion is there.
23:11.5
Para pakipanawin nyo rin yan.
23:12.5
But yun lang.
23:13.5
So, ito yung
23:14.5
officially my first
23:15.5
travel advisor
23:16.5
in travel vlog.
23:17.5
Huwag kayong mag
23:18.5
Norwegian Airways.
23:19.5
And huwag kayong umasay
23:20.5
na kung malilit kayo,
23:21.5
tutulungan kayo
23:22.5
sa security check.
23:23.5
Hindi kayo tutulungan.
23:24.5
Especially yung mga
23:25.5
mas malilit na airports.
23:26.5
Siguro hindi Sweden.
23:27.5
And huwag kayong umasay
23:28.5
na hintayin kayo.
23:29.5
Wala.
23:30.5
Iiwanan lang kayo,
23:31.5
inayayaga pa kayo.
23:32.5
Wala.
23:33.5
Wala talaga.
23:34.5
Yung service culture kasing
23:35.5
lamig ng temperature nila
23:36.5
dun sa Norwegian.
23:37.5
So, yun lang.
23:39.5
Huwag kayong may pera.
23:40.5
Yun lang.
23:41.5
Huwag kayong may excite.
23:42.5
Ay, mura ng flights nga.
23:43.5
And yun pala.
23:44.5
Yung service culture nga,
23:45.5
negative 10.
23:46.5
Kasing lamig nila.
23:47.5
On that note,
23:48.5
please huwag nyo
23:49.5
na may tag si Junior.
23:50.5
Baka maling Junior
23:51.5
i-tag natin.
23:52.5
Basta,
23:53.5
hindi Tito Boy.
23:54.5
Pero may similarity.
23:55.5
At Junior po.
23:56.5
Yung etong taong nito.
23:57.5
Pero yung tatay niya
23:58.5
mas magaling sa tatay ni BPN.
23:59.5
Yun na lang
24:00.5
sasabihin ko.
24:01.5
Alright?
24:02.5
On that note,
24:03.5
thank you very much.
24:04.5
Huwag tayong marupo.
24:05.5
And I will see you
24:06.5
in the next video.
24:10.5
Malapit na po yung ICC.
24:11.5
Medyo maganda yung inip
24:14.5
ng hindi hangin.
24:15.5
Tornado.
24:16.5
Papunta sa tamang direction.
24:17.5
At sana yung mga
24:19.5
nagpapanggap na magaling
24:22.5
na nagpapadiploma dyan.
24:24.5
Sana umayas-ayas na sila.
24:25.5
Alright?
24:26.5
On that note,
24:27.5
thank you very much.
24:28.5
God bless.
24:29.5
And talk to you soon.
24:30.5
Oo, si R&R.
24:31.5
Nagbemessage si Ronald
24:32.5
sa akin everyday.
24:33.5
Sorry.
24:34.5
Wala akong time ngayon
24:35.5
kasi marami kong kaaway
24:38.5
ng Norwegian Airlines.
24:39.5
So mamaya.
24:40.5
Pero habol natin si R&R soon.
24:41.5
Alright?
24:42.5
On that note,
24:43.5
thank you very much.
24:44.5
God bless.
24:45.5
And please report ah.
24:46.5
Yung reach already dahil na
24:47.5
walang blue check yan.
24:48.5
Yung hindi nakatripisode
24:49.5
yung old picture ka na isa.
24:50.5
Fake yan ah.
24:51.5
Pakireport yan.
24:52.5
And huwag kayong mag
24:53.5
Norwegian Airlines.
24:54.5
Please.
24:55.5
And huwag kayong magmalate.
24:56.5
At kung malate kayo,
24:58.5
walang tutulong sa inyo.
24:59.5
Bahala kayo sa buwan nyo.
25:00.5
Ganun lang.
25:01.5
Simple lang yan.
25:02.5
Simple lang kalakaran.
25:03.5
Uh-uh.
25:04.5
You don't leave me.
25:05.5
I leave you.
25:06.5
Alright?
25:07.5
On that note,
25:08.5