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00:00.0
So, ayan na guys, nakabili na kami ng Gatorade, so simulan na natin mag-
00:03.9
Make Mikku's Mikku's!
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Pa yung powder lang ilalagay niyo, kasi kapag hindi niya nilagay yung powder, di siya matutunog.
00:11.0
Kaya pala, kapag patigas, matigas.
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Hindi ko mapapuksan.
00:15.4
Parang isang lora.
00:16.8
Paino mo, paino mo!
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It was at this moment that he knew.
00:28.4
Ang cute ng kamay!
00:29.8
Ang cute ng kamay, parang mabaki!
00:31.4
Kikiam na nasunog!
00:32.6
It's finally achieved.
00:43.6
O, anong asal na gagawin?
00:45.6
Pinunasan mo muna, mayroon pang cake eh!
00:56.4
Ba't mo lang pinunasan?
01:08.0
Hindi mo pwedeng hawakan yung cheeks ni Pikachu!
01:12.0
Joyng mga kamay at mga kaibigan, maraming salamat ulit sa The House of Kulab at saka kay Kulob.
01:18.0
May content na naman ako.
01:22.0
Ito yung literal na the gift that gives on giving.
01:26.0
Maraming salamat po sa inyo.
01:28.2
Actually, matagal ko na gustong gawin itong mga ganitong klaseng content.
01:32.2
In relation to Robots, parang okay.
01:34.2
Kasi nagbabasa ako kung kailan magtake effect yung isang capsule.
01:39.2
Usually kasi, ayan o, 2 hours before intimate activity.
01:44.2
So, it's a slow acting.
01:46.2
At the very least, yung excitement mo sa kama, it will take 2 hours before it, you know,
01:53.4
bago mo maramdaman yung effect nito, quote unquote effect nito.
01:58.4
Pero, this is not supposed to be confused with Viagra.
02:02.4
Kasi yung Viagra talaga, yun talaga, it's formulated para patigasin yung pututoy mo.
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But, ito parang it's more on to excite your senses.
02:12.4
Parang ganun siya eh.
02:14.4
So, pero alam mo yun, ang point dito, slow acting siya.
02:19.6
Hindi siya pagka hinalo mo dun sa gamot, eh, bigla kang tatayuan.
02:25.6
So, this is what I wanna talk about in today's video.
02:28.6
Para makita, para ma, actually hindi lang ito indictment tungkol dito sa mga bata na ito.
02:34.6
It's actually an indictment for everyone who's creating content in relation to Robots.
02:39.6
It doesn't work that way.
02:41.6
Kaso, kaso hindi eh.
02:44.8
Kunyari, papainumin mo yung Robots, yung lalaki, tapos ma-excite dapat.
02:49.8
Doesn't work that way.
02:50.8
So, timbistigan pa natin.
02:52.8
So, ito mga kamatis, mga kaibigan.
02:54.8
In-spike nila yung Gatorade ng mga babae.
02:59.8
Ano lang ha, mga kamatis, mga kaibigan.
03:01.8
I just want to tell everyone here
03:03.8
na huwag po nating ugaliin mga spike ng mga drinks
03:07.8
for just for the sake of pranks.
03:10.0
Kasi, kunyari may i-spike ka ng ibang gamot apart from Robots.
03:16.0
Actually, hindi maganda yan.
03:19.0
Ano yung sinasabi ni Doc Adam?
03:27.0
Isipin mo, pag mga lalaki yung gumagawa niya
03:30.0
ng i-spike ng drink ng mga babae.
03:32.0
Parang ang pangit tignan.
03:34.0
So, this is not funny.
03:37.2
Gusto ko lang din to make you guys aware.
03:40.2
Mahilig naman itong mga gensin na ito
03:42.2
for awareness purposes.
03:44.2
Imaginin mo, baliktarin natin yung sitwasyon.
03:46.2
Mga lalaki yung gumagawa niya.
03:48.2
Sa tingin nyo, okay yan.
03:52.2
hindi kumapuksan.
03:54.2
Kunyari, si Kulob.
03:56.2
Ano lang naman, example to
03:58.2
since ginagawa niya yan.
04:00.2
Si Kulob, ang ginagawa niya
04:02.2
imbis Robots, ang ilalagay sa drink mo,
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Sabi niyo ba yun?
04:08.2
Para mas mabangingi ka dun sa
04:10.2
alak. Hindi naman totoo
04:14.2
sabi nilang ganun, kapag daw
04:16.2
linalagyan mo ng vetsin yung alak,
04:18.2
mas madaling makalasing.
04:20.2
There's no scientific basis to that.
04:22.2
Pero, meron talagang
04:26.2
yung drug of choice
04:30.2
yung mga, may mga
04:32.2
sasamang balak, according to research.
04:36.2
So, alam mo yun, I'm just making
04:38.2
you guys aware of the reality of this
04:40.2
kind of situation. Yeah,
04:42.2
nagtatawa na tayo sa simula, pero may realidad
04:44.2
yan. Huwag nyong gawin.
04:48.2
Dito, ganito ng pisili nyo lang.
04:50.2
Lahat nilagay ko ah.
04:52.2
Controlled environment din naman, pero
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hindi mo rin pa rin masasabi.
04:56.2
Kasi nga, di ba, 2 hours pa bago mag take effect
04:58.2
yan. Paano kung may sakit sa
05:00.2
puso yung tao na hindi alam, di ba?
05:02.2
Well, you don't know eh.
05:04.2
Kaya nga kailangan you consult a
05:06.2
physician first, before you take
05:08.2
all of this shit, right?
05:12.2
naman talaga yung robust na yan eh.
05:14.2
Of course, hindi siguro sya parang
05:18.2
na talagang patatayuin
05:20.2
yung tutoy mo, pero
05:22.2
may effect yan. Inexcite
05:24.2
niya yung katawan mo. Dun palang
05:26.2
ginadji ka na dun eh.
05:28.2
Di ba? So, I mean, just
05:30.2
be careful guys sa mga ganitong
05:42.2
Ang idea daw dito
05:46.2
drink, okay? I mean, magaganda naman
05:48.2
yung mga babae. Hindi naman tayo
05:50.2
ano dun. I mean, isn't that
05:52.2
not enough? Di ba? Kasi kung
05:54.2
ganyan ka sexy yung mga babae,
05:56.2
what do you need the robust for?
05:58.2
Unless you are like me na may edad na
06:00.2
hindi na kami mahili
06:04.2
medyo ano na si Junjun
06:06.2
wala na kuna kwento
06:08.2
wala na siya. Boy, anong kwento?
06:10.2
Hindi na, boy. Tulog muna, boy.
06:14.2
I don't think na nabasa nila
06:16.2
yung paano gumagana
06:18.2
yung robust. Kasi inexpect nila
06:22.2
would happen to the guys. Pero
06:26.2
nangyayari. Parang normal lang. Naglalaro.
06:30.2
Pinuligat pa yung isa.
06:32.2
May pinuligat dyan eh.
06:42.2
So yan, pinapuligat na siya.
06:44.2
Pero I don't think effect yan
06:46.2
ng robust, mga kamates, mga kaibigan.
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Wala naman kasi sa side effects
06:50.2
yan. Pero just so you know,
06:52.2
ayan o, hindi ba kayo pwedeng magbasa?
06:56.2
Take 1 to 2 tablets before engaging
06:58.2
in an intimate activity.
07:04.2
It helps improve stamina, endurance,
07:06.2
and sexual drive.
07:08.2
So obviously, walang effect sa kanila.
07:16.2
tumayo si Junjun.
07:18.2
So eto, tinatanong nila
07:20.2
yung mga players kung ano yung effect.
07:30.2
How are you feeling right now?
07:36.2
Walang effect eh. Kasi nga, it takes 2 hours.
07:38.2
Zelo, ano yung sinasabi mo?
07:44.2
O nalalambot, edi iba pa yung ano pa.
07:46.2
Parang hindi yun yung
07:52.2
ineexpect na result.
07:56.2
Ito si Kolob. Manood muna tayo ng
07:58.2
basketball ni Kolob. Tingnan natin kung may
08:06.2
lumaki sa village.
08:26.2
Grabe naman. Bakit naman
08:30.2
lowlights ni Kolob yung
08:34.2
Pwede pa. Para talagang mga batang
08:38.2
Pero at least may ano.
08:40.2
Ah, nice box out ni Kolob.
08:44.2
Ay naku. Ito na si Kolob.
08:46.2
Tan-ta-ta-tan. Oo. Oo.
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Slicing and dicing mga kamates.
08:52.2
Mga kaibigan. Pasa muna. Nice pass.
08:56.2
Nice finish. Nice. Kolob.
08:58.2
Yung mga play ni Kolob. Yung talaga
09:02.2
Mukhang namang hindi sila energetic.
09:04.2
Mukhang mga pagod.
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Siyempre naglaro.
09:16.2
Ang init daw. Alam na.
09:18.2
Alam na. Ang init.
09:24.2
Maging dragon ko na mamaya.
09:28.2
Oh my God. Ano ba naman yan?
09:30.2
So parang sinabi na
09:32.2
yata nila eh. Kung ano yung effect
09:44.2
Makaka-score na rin siguro.
09:50.2
editing na naman.
09:56.2
itlog yung bumibigat.
10:04.2
Pero parang sinabi na kasi sa kanya
10:06.2
yun eh. Yung effect nun eh. So parang
10:08.2
siguro. Okay. Sige.
10:10.2
Nice. Ito na. Ito yung 15 minutes
10:12.2
of pain mo. Thank you bro.
10:14.2
Next. Next. Okay.
10:24.2
Sinabihan ko maliit daw por tutoy mo
10:26.2
bro. Pakita mo nga. Pakita.
10:34.2
Nakita mo na. Nakita mo na.
10:36.2
Nakita mo na. Yee.
10:38.2
So ayun. Yun na yun. Tapos na
10:42.2
yung content nila about
10:46.2
wala masyadong kaganapan kasi
10:50.2
Siguro talagang they were really
10:52.2
honestly doing the Robust prank
10:54.2
nang hindi sinasabi na may Robust yung
10:56.2
inamin. Kasi I do believe yung
10:58.2
ibang content creator. Etong
11:00.2
House of Colab hindi ah. Kasi sa tingin ko
11:02.2
ginawa talaga nila to. Solemnly.
11:04.2
Ah. Yung ibang content
11:06.2
creator kasi. Parang
11:08.2
ang ginagawa nila. Sinasabi nila
11:10.2
na may Robust yun. Para
11:12.2
may expected na effect na yun. Parang
11:14.2
nauulol sa kalibugan. Pero
11:16.2
etong mga to. At least hindi masyadong cringe.
11:18.2
Pero alam mo naman. Basta
11:20.2
talaga House of Colab at saka yung talk
11:22.2
na yan. Ako. Hindi. Hindi kasi sya para
11:24.2
sakin talaga. Pero I'm speaking
11:26.2
personally ah. Ewan ko lang sa inyo ah.
11:28.2
Pero sana nagustuhan nyo tong content
11:32.2
Maraming salamat na naman at saka
11:34.2
House of Colab. Maraming salamat po ulit.
11:36.2
Hanggang sa susunod na
11:38.2
contentan. Nico the Beat out.
