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00:04.9
Kayanayong nasa wakan,
00:07.5
Kero ka ba Lemong,
00:15.2
Etong game na t'w tinatawag na Spanky!
00:18.0
Hmmm, Spanky, Spanky!
00:21.5
Alam mo na kung bakit Spanky
00:24.2
Kaya don't forget to subscribe!
00:25.8
Alam mo na pindutin mo yan baka ma-Spank guy pa kita.
00:31.5
Tinayin niyo yung pwit ko!
00:33.1
Ah, tinayin niyo yung pwit ko!
00:37.2
Ang video na ito ay inspired sa totoong buhay.
00:40.4
Ay, nakare-dance!
00:50.1
Hot Butato Oasis!
00:52.7
Runners need to outrun the butato
00:55.2
until it explodes.
00:57.2
Baka yung butato yung ano yung pwit!
00:59.9
Ikaw yata yun ang hahabol, pre.
01:02.8
Sa akin yung butato!
01:06.9
Putang air, pre! May sakit ako!
01:08.7
May sakit yung pwit ko!
01:09.7
Si John Ray! Si John Ray!
01:10.8
Oy, sasabog pwit ko!
01:20.0
Game, game, game, game.
01:24.2
Teka na, teka na! Time burst na yung fish!
01:27.5
Oh, may lips na rin!
01:28.6
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:33.1
May tahimikin sa umpisa.
01:34.1
Kaya wag mo kumpilitin.
01:35.7
So, kailangan lang natin paluin ang pwit niya.
01:43.6
Oh, where are you?
01:45.7
Bakit hindi ako makapalo?
01:48.2
Nasa kanya, nasa kanya!
01:51.2
Nakay John Ray taya! Si John Ray taya!
01:52.8
Pag may eggs yung pwit mo, kailangan natin-
01:54.5
Eh, natumakbo kayo! Kailangan natin tumakbo!
01:58.3
Alika dito, mayay!
02:02.3
Beauty heart, beauty heart!
02:07.2
Hindi niya ako makita!
02:08.2
Ako yung may kapangyarihan!
02:13.9
Eto, eto, eto! Si Bakma ko!
02:16.0
Ando naman ako po!
02:21.7
Paralayan na ako ng hardcore!
02:25.0
Bakit tahimik na sa umpisa?
02:27.4
Kahit hindi mo ko tawagin!
02:30.2
Huwag niyo naman akong pwitan!
02:33.9
Para ka si Squirtle!
02:36.3
Hindi mo si Bakma para si Squirtle!
02:38.9
Kahit parang butet!
02:39.9
Butete ang butet!
02:42.0
Alam mo yung Todd Paul?
02:46.0
Tangala pa yung vlog!
02:49.0
Sure ba tayong pwit tawag?
02:51.1
Ron, pag sinabing tumakbo, maglakad!
02:54.6
Uy, may kakabulin!
02:55.6
Kita may pwit ko!
02:57.7
Parang si Samurai!
03:15.1
Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak!
03:16.2
Kalaban ka! Kalaban!
03:21.5
Mabuhinis kong puwet!
03:23.1
Awokw ng pwit mo!
03:48.0
Harapin mo! Harapin mo!
04:00.3
Lumayan mo na sakay!
04:06.5
Muhang mga pingin!
04:24.8
Tinabal ako ng makpak!
04:27.9
Nakakamal siya ng pata!
04:52.0
Bago out of bones!
04:54.3
Susabog na yung puto niya!
04:55.3
Susabog na yung puto niya!
04:56.4
Susabog na yung puto niya!
04:57.4
Susabog na yung puto niya!
04:58.4
Wag tayo magpapaunay!
04:59.4
Susabog na yung puto niya!
05:06.6
Nakakadino ang puto!
05:14.7
Kahit di mo kong tawagin!
05:17.8
Kano ka ba lemon?
05:20.8
Tiba, tiba, tiba!
05:23.9
Napaloy yung puto ko!
05:35.1
I'm gonna spank you, daddy!
05:42.2
Kailangan natin, ha!
05:47.5
Hindi talaga akong makapalo!
05:57.3
Nakakapalo ng puto!
06:04.5
Gusto kong pumalo ng puto!
06:06.5
Papaloyin ko yung puto nyo!
06:08.5
Mayroon ka sa likod mo!
06:28.6
Ang hirap naman ng laro na ito!
06:42.2
Basa ako food eh!
06:49.5
stoppedammabababa!
06:50.6
Kamuatin siya makas!
06:52.3
Nakapalo din ang pueto!
07:03.8
Ulululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululu!
07:19.2
Pre papalo please!
07:23.8
Kanina pa na sa'kin to!
07:25.9
Kanina pa na sa'kin to!
07:59.0
I'm gonna dive your pwet!
08:03.1
Paano mo ginawa yun?
08:24.3
Anong fuck me gago?
08:33.5
Nagtraining ata to!
08:37.6
Alam mo kung bakit!
08:38.6
Alam mo kung bakit!
08:39.6
Alam mo kung bakit!
08:40.7
Pinapractice niya na kasi yan!
08:49.0
I believe I can fly...
08:53.2
Ang kulay ng character ni Sholi parang kwek-kwek siya eh ano?
09:13.2
Puso ko para lamitin mo!
09:22.9
Gago nang pasa ko na yun!
09:28.0
Hanapin natin na...
09:36.2
Ikaw na naman si mananalo ha!
09:37.2
Ikaw na naman mananalo!
09:53.7
Pegate din hapal ko!
09:57.5
Tototototototototototototo!
10:03.4
Pamangosin nating nakimasu!
10:05.5
Habimbilo binimasayang!
10:08.3
🎵 I was starving, now I'm kneading to my belly for you 🎵
10:12.4
🎵 From up north, we get cold, you need a heavy coat 🎵
10:15.4
🎵 Scared to end up on a shirt before a centerfold 🎵
10:18.4
🎵 Devil on my... 🎵
