* AI ("Artificial Intelligence") subtitles on Tagalog.com are generated using "Whisper" by OpenAI (the same company that created ChatGPT and DallE2). Results and accuracy may vary.
* The subtitles do include errors occasionally and should only be used as a tool to help with your listening practice.
* You can request this website to create a transcript for a video if one doesn't already exist by clicking the "Request AI Subtitles" button below a video. Transcribing usually takes 30-40% of the length of a video to complete if there are no other videos in
the queue. For example, a 21 minute video will take 7-8 minutes to transcribe.
* Running a super fast cloud GPU server to do these transcriptions does cost money. If you have the desire and financial ability, consider
becoming a patron
to support these video transcriptions, and the other tools and apps built by Tagalog.com
00:00.0
there's not enough stuff i need to buy another bottle second vlog everyone
00:05.3
it's sunday today guys it's family day so we're going somewhere i wanted to go um amsterdam and
00:19.8
then my husband does not want to go there so i adjust because it's ano daw because your husband
00:24.6
wants to go amsterdam when he knows where that we're going to amsterdam before the moment that
00:29.5
we are going yesterday maybe yesterday or the day before yesterday yesterday i told him i wanted
00:36.7
to go amsterdam at two in the afternoon and he's saying that um we're always going there every two
00:47.5
weeks down so we're going somewhere else we're going coning and shout out kai hindi pa mabasa
00:53.5
ang pangalan niya leo three three years one sabi niya in the garnet sorry na tatawa ko
00:59.4
sabi niya in the garnet sorry na tatawa ko sabi niya in the garnet sorry na tatawa ko sabi niya
00:59.4
kok nasa sót mo kulang na lang may tali sa likod papuntang mental kai jc kasi to guys
01:06.8
kai jc po yan oh naiiwan niya po dito ba ako ang gumagamit ko na si daniel po ang gumagamit
01:13.1
no kaya ngayon gusto ko man ano bagi-bagi ang aking um damit kaya nakita ko man siya
01:18.0
ito ang sinuot ko nakwento ko po ba sa inyo alam nyo ba guys na stiff neck po ako parang
01:23.4
hindi siya hindi siya stiff neck kasi yun kagagawan po siya eh parang siyang stiff neck
01:29.4
pa rin kayo na stiff man ang aking
01:32.6
nagpa ano po kami
01:35.1
hindi ko pa nasabi din sa inyo na
01:36.7
nagpa doktor po kami
01:40.0
kasama ko po si Vianan hindi ako nag vlog nung time na yun
01:42.6
mag vlog na sana ako guys ang nangyari
01:44.3
kaya diba pababa na kami sa sakyan ni Vika
01:46.8
kaya doon na kami sa labas ng ano ba
01:52.1
doon na kami pagbaba talaga na ganoon na
01:55.5
ano pagod ako si Natan kasi nung time na yun
01:58.7
yung gabi na yun sa akin siya
02:00.7
tumabi tapos buong gabi ba na
02:04.3
ano po po ng lugar ko sa bed
02:07.2
so parang masakit ang katawan ko
02:08.7
ganito ang ginawa ko guys
02:09.6
nasubraan pag stretch guys
02:14.0
kasakit ng kapangit pala niyan
02:16.9
kasakit ng dito ko
02:18.1
iba ang sakit na yung
02:21.2
nagka stiff neck ka
02:22.7
dahil sa natulog ka at maniaposisyon mo
02:26.7
na ano mo ba nagalaw mo ang
02:28.5
iyong muscle muscle doon pala
02:30.1
kaya pag upo ko talaga sabi ko talaga sa doktor
02:32.2
parang ako po daw mag ano nagpunta sa doktor
02:34.5
guys hindi si Natan kaya pag upo pala
02:36.1
ah kasakit kasakit
02:38.3
halos hindi ko magalaw ang ano ko
02:40.1
ang leeg ko pero ngayon medyo okay na po siya
02:42.4
nagagalaw po na po pero
02:44.2
nung Friday ah grabe halos maganyan
02:46.5
nagudaw parang nagudaw kong rubot
02:48.4
guys ininuman ko po ng paracetamol
02:50.5
tinanong ko pa ang doktor kaya natakot ako
02:52.4
sabi ko baka ang nerve ko
02:53.8
baka mamatay na ako kaya baka ang nerve ko
02:56.5
naputol ba ganoon tapos
02:58.5
nag internal bleeding
03:00.5
na sa loob sabi pa ng doktor na
03:02.2
hindi daw yan ganoon sabi niya ang muscle
03:04.6
daw yan nagalaw na parang na
03:06.2
na ano parang napunit kunti
03:08.3
kasi ginugil ko din po siya no parang napunit
03:10.6
kunti ganoon ba nagalaw yung muscle so
03:12.3
naginom ako ng paracetamol
03:14.5
paracetamol tapos grabe
03:16.5
ang massage sa akin ni Daniel parang
03:18.2
3 times a day ngayon very okay na po
03:20.6
siya nakatulong ko talaga ito
03:22.2
at saka pinigil ako ni Biana
03:23.8
so ito ang pinapang massage ni Daniel
03:26.0
kaya mainit siya ba
03:27.6
tiger balm tapos sabi ng doktor
03:29.9
maglagay ka ng ano daw
03:32.8
shawl kaya dapat mainit daw yan
03:35.5
hindi malamigan ang ating ano
03:37.3
para maka relax po
03:39.4
ang ating mga muscle
03:41.5
so yun lang naman na share po lang
03:43.5
magbihis na ako kailis na tayo
03:53.6
magtapon po muna tayo ng diaper
03:55.6
para lang ni Nathan guys
03:57.6
tapon kami ng diaper
04:01.9
ang taponan ng diaper sa mga school
04:05.2
hindi na po kami nagtatapon ng
04:07.6
diapers sa aming grey
04:12.9
so kung mabigat masyado
04:14.7
madagdagan yung bayad namin
04:16.3
yun ang sabi ha pero grabe
04:17.6
naisip ko ba paano naman nila kiluhin yun
04:20.3
baka tinatakot lang nila kami guys
04:21.9
para mag ano talaga tayo no
04:23.8
ma iseparate po talaga natin
04:26.4
kasi isipin mo naman yung
04:27.6
paano nila kiluhin yun
04:30.5
na hindi man nila alam
04:33.9
hindi man nila alam kung anong number nun
04:35.6
yung sa basurahan namin
04:37.0
kaya anuman automatic man ang maglagay
04:39.3
yung anuhin siya ba
04:40.6
ay kasi magscan ng code
04:43.5
because you said right
04:45.4
that if we put the green
04:49.8
and also the diapers
04:59.6
pay more because of the kilos
05:01.6
how will they know
05:03.6
if that's our garbage
05:07.6
is there a code on it
05:09.6
and then they scan it when they put it in the
05:11.6
and then they kilo that right after
05:15.6
they measure how much it weighs
05:17.6
before they lift it up
05:19.6
then they empty it measure again how much it weighs
05:21.6
and the difference is your trash
05:31.6
huwag man na guys
05:33.6
what i want to know is
05:35.6
how much do we need to
05:37.6
we pay now every kilo
05:41.6
ay we pay now every kilo
05:45.6
fee that we did before
05:49.6
every year you pay for the trash
05:51.6
then you also pay
05:55.6
grabe talaga dito guys
05:57.6
all the kilos in the world
05:59.6
even if you have zero kilos
06:01.6
you still pay a lot
06:03.6
kaya don't skip the ads
06:07.6
umain po yan sila ng
06:09.6
cookie nagdala ako ng cookie guys
06:13.6
tapos nasa road pa po tayo
06:17.6
ito matutulog yan oh
06:19.6
sabi ko sa inyo eh
06:21.6
matulog agad siya eh
06:23.6
someone commented mahal this is so alarming
06:25.6
you know what she said because i was talking about
06:27.6
the problems of the husband and wife
06:29.6
and i was dreaming about that like that ba
06:31.6
and you know what she said um
06:33.6
indigarnet i feel that
06:35.6
what you're feeling is true
06:37.6
your dream is true because
06:39.6
i can see with these reactions
06:41.6
lately on your vlog
06:45.6
i promise if you review the
06:51.6
so you are you are having cheating
06:57.6
i think is very good what you're doing
06:59.6
taking relationship advice from
07:01.6
somebody you don't know who is posting
07:05.6
wala i know that my husband
07:07.6
will never ever do that to me right
07:09.6
never yeah of course not
07:17.6
tie i will cut that
07:19.6
you will cut my jacket
07:21.6
mag lunch na po muna kami
07:23.6
kay si natan gising na
07:25.6
kalamig pala today oh
07:27.6
ang ano ko pa ang
07:29.6
pantalon ko tingnan yun
07:31.6
meron pa tayong pabutas butas dyan kalamig
07:33.6
what do you want kfc ramen
07:35.6
or mcdo palayo pa ng
07:39.6
he wants mcdo mahal
07:43.6
kalapit lang kasi ng mcdo dito
07:45.6
si daniel dinilalaming
07:47.6
mali talaga tong ano
07:49.6
pabutas butas tayo ng
07:51.6
pants si natan naka warm
07:53.6
clothes ko yan siya no buti na lang
07:55.6
hindi ko sinuot yung isa kong ano oh
07:57.6
partner sana kami
08:31.6
at gabe na kay papa yan
08:33.6
na skaagawan sila kung
08:45.6
so yun na nga umuulan guys
08:49.6
вечes at Brock
08:55.6
may tumabenta nila dito.
08:57.5
Gusto ko yung mga cargo, guys.
08:59.6
Ito ba yung mga uso ngayon?
09:03.5
Ang mga size sa pantalong, oh.
09:08.0
High neck. Hindi siya
09:09.2
high waist. High neck siya sa akin.
09:12.4
May mga pang Christmas na sila.
09:14.1
Oh, nabilhan ko na po si Nathan.
09:16.3
Meron na po siyang
09:17.4
costume para sa aming
09:19.5
Christmas Christmas party.
09:26.2
ano ba para kay Nathan.
09:27.9
Kung anong mahanap natin, guys.
09:29.8
May mga pa-sale sila dito.
09:32.4
Guys, oh. Pantalon for Nathan.
09:35.0
Siyempre, yung gusto ko.
09:37.9
Ano tawag dyan? Pabotones. Maka ano to?
09:45.6
Seven euros. Wow.
09:47.5
Seven euros. Oh, hawakan mo na ito.
09:50.4
Bihara natin yan. Seven euros.
09:52.5
Oh, they're local. Seven euros.
09:54.4
Dali na, hawakan mo. Ayaw mo nito.
09:59.6
Kaya, hawakan mo.
10:00.8
Kaya bayaran natin.
10:05.6
Nagyan natin dyan, oh.
10:08.9
Agoy, ayaw magpabili.
10:11.1
Kakiyot naman ito.
10:14.0
Tingnan nyo, guys.
10:15.3
Pamiki mouse na pang newborn.
10:19.4
Kaganda naman, oh.
10:21.0
Mga Mickey mouse na
10:22.5
pang Christmas, ba.
10:24.6
Halak, kaganda ng sapatos nila
10:30.1
Parang malito kay Nathan. Maganap tayo ng seven.
10:33.1
Para sa loob ng bahay, guys.
10:34.3
Hindi pa rin ako nakahana. Parang maganda to, oh.
10:36.3
Kay very, ano siya, ba. Strong.
10:40.1
Spider-Man Nathan, oh.
10:42.0
Wow, may shoes na si Nathan para sa bahay.
10:47.6
Tingnan mo daw, ba, kung magkano yan, ba.
10:49.3
Pakita mo kay mama.
10:52.5
Hmm, eight euros.
10:56.4
Mura na yan, guys.
10:58.0
Look, he has shoes for the house.
11:01.0
Not that one, that's the pants.
11:03.8
The shoes that he's, um, holding.
11:09.3
And how about this one, mahal?
11:11.2
When we're going to the vacation, mahal,
11:13.2
do you think this is good?
11:16.3
Or that's just for inside the house?
11:18.0
This is for inside the house.
11:20.8
You know what I'm looking for?
11:25.8
Oh, but there is no sun.
11:27.4
There are no sunglasses.
11:31.0
Pag sure, oh, there's also sun during the winter.
11:34.6
Ano kayang hinahanap ng tatay?
11:36.5
Yung nakita niya yan sa, ano ba, nung nandun tayo sa Amsterdam na, ano, na Primark.
11:42.0
Parang pajama nga siya.
11:44.2
Pero parang wala man sila dito.
11:46.3
Ito yung hinahanap niya, oh.
11:48.9
Or this one, mahal, the eggs and sausage.
11:52.5
But this one is also nice.
11:56.6
What do you think of this?
12:03.8
Will you wear that going to work?
12:05.3
Will you wear t-shirt?
12:26.2
It's not a bathrobe because it's not long enough.
12:28.9
It's also not really a sweater.
12:30.8
And, you know, thinking like then, I still need to wear a pants if I wear this.
12:39.5
So, why will I wear this instead of just a sweater if I'm wearing a pants already anyway?
12:44.2
Ito na lang doong kunin niyo.
12:46.8
Hinahanap namin kung saan.
12:48.1
Yung kanya kasi tinapon ko na guys.
12:50.0
Yung gamit-gamit ko na palagi na color blue.
12:51.9
So, tinapon ko na po siya.
12:54.0
Kaya grabe parang 20 years ago na yun, no?
12:58.8
So, kayong dalawa.
13:05.9
Magbayad na tayo.
13:06.8
Tapos, baka pupunta na kami ng Ikea.
13:08.5
Kapangit kasi ng weather, guys.
13:14.6
We're going to Ikea after this.
13:19.2
Yeah, we're not going to the city.
13:20.7
No, it's raining.
13:21.9
Guys, tingnan nyo ito, guys.
13:28.9
Gusto mo yan, Natan?
13:32.9
Puro ano sila dito eh.
13:33.9
Puro Mickey Mouse po ito sila dito, no?
13:43.9
Meron din dito yung sa Spongebob.
13:57.9
May kuti-kuti natin din.
13:58.9
Magkano din kaya ito?
14:00.9
22 euros din po siya.
14:02.9
Ay, may pailaw din siya, guys.
14:18.9
This one is more expensive.
14:53.9
I don't want to stay.
14:55.2
I don't want to stay.
14:56.2
I don't want to stay, mahal.
14:57.9
I don't want to stay.
15:10.9
Guys nasa kami sa parking
15:14.9
Parang 1 hour lang kami dito
15:20.8
Hindi na kami pupunta sa city
15:25.7
Parking, hindi ba ito
15:27.1
Hindi na kami pupunta kasi babalik ako dito next week with
15:29.7
Dyan, ano kasi po may
15:31.2
Friday market, ano Black Friday
15:33.8
pala, maraming sale ba
15:35.8
Andito na po tayo sa Ikea
15:37.6
Suot na ni Natan ang kanyang bagong
15:39.8
Sapatos na pang bahay
15:41.1
Kayong sapatos niya
15:44.1
Kain na po bago ka nagkain
15:47.6
Ayaw niyang suotin, ang kapa
15:54.2
Sabi ka busy ng Ikea
15:56.8
For today's vlog guys
15:57.9
Hindi ako masyadong makapag-ano dito ba
16:01.4
Tignan niyo po, traffic
16:03.4
Yung ano na po, medyo malaki ang kunin natin
16:07.3
Kaya nasira nga yung ano no
16:09.1
Yung door po doon
16:10.5
Tinanggal kasi ni Daniel
16:11.6
Kaya nahilo kami, mali ang pagkalagay niya
16:16.8
Kaya bibili kami ng bago
16:19.2
That's also nice mahal, you don't like that?
16:22.5
Ito daw, pero ito ang gusto ko na
16:27.1
With frame nalang ang kunin natin
16:32.1
Kaya mas malaki man to
16:35.6
Parehas po siya nung
16:40.4
Stairs, kaya yan po ang piliin natin
16:51.2
The one without frame
16:56.1
Kaya dami ang tao guys
16:57.5
Buti lang dito, wala na oh
16:59.3
Bumili si Daniel ng
17:03.1
Yung sinasabi ko nga sa inyong upuan para sa taas
17:05.8
Para sa kanyang man cave
17:07.3
Kaya para ano na po
17:09.4
No uniform na po yung mga upuan niya doon
17:22.1
Are you looking at?
17:26.1
Make sure that it's straight mahal ha?
17:28.7
Nagkabuang na si Daniel guys
17:30.6
Yung paano niya ilagay
17:40.4
Hindi makas siya guys
17:42.4
Ito din ang salamin
17:45.0
Nandito na nga sa amin
17:46.6
Ang tanong paano siya makagalagay nito
17:49.0
Pag nakita niya to
17:50.1
Parang hindi ito pwede guys
17:54.4
Mahal do you think you can drive?
17:59.0
You can drive like that?
18:01.9
Yeah, I can see the mirror there
18:03.3
Dito pa rin po tayo sa croning
18:05.3
Hindi tayo po namin si Daniel
18:06.8
Kaya may binilit po siya sa Bauhaus
18:08.6
Para kailangan ba sa pang padikit nito mamaya
18:11.4
So ngayon, ang gawin lang natin
18:13.7
Mag shoutout po tayo
18:14.7
Kasi kung napanood niyo po ang vlog natin kahapon
18:16.9
Tingnan niyo kung paano ang anak ko dyan
18:18.1
Kung napanood niyo po yung vlog natin kahapon
18:20.1
Natanong ko po kung paano ba talaga
18:22.2
Gumawa ng baby girl
18:23.9
So marami sa ating mga subscriber
18:26.8
So kayo dyan, sa mga subscriber natin
18:29.7
Baka gusto nyo din ng baby girl
18:31.3
Gawin nyo din ito
18:33.2
Sinasabi nila dito
18:35.1
Sabay-sabay natin gawin
18:36.5
Para magka baby girl na tayo
18:47.1
Pangit na talaga ang
18:49.2
Youtube ngayon ba
18:51.6
Tingnan nyo mga pangalan
18:56.3
Ayan o yung may mga at-at yan
19:04.9
Right after mag-churba daw
19:07.3
Mag-turn ka to your left side
19:10.8
Kung boy, turn to your right side
19:13.2
Ah, ganun pala yun
19:15.5
Ano bang ginagawa ko
19:17.2
After namin mag-churba
19:18.2
Hindi ko na maalala
19:21.0
Sige, try natin yan ha
19:24.7
Turn to your left
19:26.3
O, turn to your left guys
19:28.0
Shoutout din po natin si
19:29.3
Sir Eddie Nick Daw
19:31.4
Malungkot ang asawa ko
19:32.7
Pag absent kay Inday Garnet
19:34.3
Love niya talaga ikaw
19:36.6
Shoutout po sa asawa nyo
19:47.5
Gynecology Department
19:49.2
I work with midwives
19:53.6
If you really want to have a nurse with you
19:54.7
If you have a baby girl
19:55.4
Follow this instruction
19:58.4
Babies from teen pregnancies
20:01.2
Kasi ito yung ginawa
20:03.5
Pag kayo ay nag-sex ni Daniel
20:05.8
And he is about to release his cum
20:08.2
Tell him not to release it deeply
20:11.1
Instead he has to slightly withdraw
20:14.1
Inside a little bit
20:15.9
In short, huwag niyang ibaon masyado
20:17.7
Pag pinaputok niya
20:25.6
Medyo iatras niya kunti
20:31.5
Yung mga maagang nagbubuntis
20:34.7
Usually ang anak kasi yung lalaki
20:42.7
Wini-withdraw nila agad
21:03.3
Kay takot man sila
21:05.3
Yung mag-atras sila ba
21:07.0
Pero hindi nila napigilan
21:10.5
I-try namin yan be
21:12.0
Sabihan ko si Daniel
21:22.0
Dahil tingnan mo yung
21:29.2
Kung hindi talinis
21:33.8
Ang akong gibas yan
21:38.1
Yung tilingkoy niya dito
21:49.6
Pag gusto mo babae
21:50.7
After mag make love
21:58.0
Sabihan ko ngayon
22:03.3
Ang nag suggest na
22:11.3
Find a Chinese calendar
22:12.5
Kasi andun yung date
22:13.7
Kung kailan mo siya gagawin
22:16.2
Pero kahit anuman
22:19.2
Pero kung sana lang ba
22:20.4
Pagpalaan tayo ng babae
22:21.7
Gawin na lang din
22:23.7
Kaya nating gawin
22:25.1
Ang magkababae tayo
22:26.1
Pero kung may lalaki
22:28.0
Ang ibigay sa akin ni
22:30.2
Masaya pa rin po ako
22:36.5
Share ko in the garnet
22:37.7
I have two boys before
22:38.8
Ako nagka baby girl
22:42.1
Thirty nine years old
22:43.3
Ako nagka baby girl
22:45.0
Pag nasa ibabaw ka ni Daniel
22:51.4
Kadami bang babaan
22:55.5
Ang hula ako babae
23:07.0
Also if you want to have a twin
23:09.1
Start eating yams
23:13.0
I'm not eating yams
23:16.2
Hindi na nga ako maganda
23:17.3
O gaga dito sa baby
23:18.9
At sa baby ko dito
23:19.9
Ika twins mo pa ako
23:23.7
To do it every day
23:24.8
In the day you finish your period
23:26.7
So make sure do it
23:28.8
So by the time na dumating
23:30.6
Na yung ovulation
23:31.6
Ano 2 to 4 times a day
23:34.3
Maka 2 to 4 times a day
23:36.5
So by the time na dumating
23:38.8
Na ang ovulation period mo
23:40.0
Only girl sperm na lang matira
23:41.9
Kasi ang boy sperm
23:43.8
They don't live longer
23:45.2
So kailangan araw-araw
23:47.8
Pagkatapos ng regla mo
23:50.4
Kung apat na beses
23:58.4
Mag 4 times a day
24:00.7
You got what you need?
24:03.0
I got 2 of the 3 things
24:04.4
But the other one is
24:06.7
You really want a girl right?
24:08.6
Someone suggest this mahal
24:09.7
This is a very good suggestion
24:21.9
It's a problem in English
24:24.0
If you are sexing
24:36.2
Pushing it too hard
24:44.2
It doesn't need to be
24:47.6
It needs to go out
24:50.1
Pag ano yung muna
24:50.8
Mga anak nyo dyan
24:51.8
Huwag nyo muna panoorin ha
24:54.5
When you put it inside
24:55.8
But when you are already there
24:57.5
You need to put it
25:04.1
It goes to the neck
25:08.0
Don't push it hard daw mahal
25:19.6
Four times a day daw
25:25.8
Mahal that's wrong
25:30.2
For it to go there
25:31.5
It's not four times a day
25:34.3
Two to four times a day
25:52.6
So we're going home
25:55.0
So guys did you enjoy our vlog for today?
25:56.6
Thank you so much for watching
25:58.1
I hope you enjoyed
25:59.1
Mag tatlong vlog po
26:00.8
So this one tapusin na po natin no
26:03.3
Kaya mamaya mag vlog ulit ako
26:05.7
Ito ako na talaga
26:06.8
So guys we love you guys
26:08.3
See you again tomorrow
26:10.1
What's that funny mahal?
26:15.0
Four times a day ha
26:19.1
Why not you cannot?
26:22.7
I'm rooting for you
26:25.9
How will I do that if you don't even want in the morning man?
26:30.1
Way too much information
26:51.6
I'm trying very hard to keep up every single mistake
27:02.6
I could just take a little break
27:06.2
I'm just going to exit
27:06.6
I'm just going to wait
27:07.6
I'm just going to wait
27:07.8
I'm just going to wait
27:08.4
I'm going to wait
27:15.5
I'm going to wait
27:18.2
I'm going to wait
27:18.8
I'm going to wait
27:19.1
So you guys don't have to
