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00:00.4
My love, do you want 5 children?
00:04.0
I absolutely do not want 5 children.
00:12.1
Why will you sleep on the floor here?
00:15.8
So you only want 2?
00:19.6
Just 2 is enough?
00:27.4
We already have 3.
00:34.8
Only 1 more is fine.
00:38.4
morning everyone!
00:47.6
May lakad po tayo.
00:49.5
Today is the day guys.
00:51.0
I'm so happy na ititigil ko na yung aking
00:53.2
malakihang kumpanya.
00:55.2
Nakalimutan ko na naman ang
00:56.3
pahawag. Basta sinabi na yan sa akin ng mga
00:59.9
What am I, mahan?
01:05.9
No, ba? Because I have a company.
01:08.8
Oh, self-employed.
01:10.6
I don't self-employed.
01:14.8
Gusto ko nang bumaba ng kumpanya guys
01:16.8
kasi sobrang laki po ng tax na
01:19.0
binabayaran ko ngayon.
01:21.6
Hindi ko na i-explain.
01:22.5
Hoy, kay kahirap.
01:23.2
Bawag nyo na po akong pahirapan.
01:25.1
Ladaan muna tayo.
01:27.8
Hintayin lang natin si Daniel dito.
01:29.9
Bibili siya ng pechay.
01:31.5
Kasi pagkatapos po namin asikasuhin yung about sa aking
01:33.8
kumpanya, pupunta po tayo kay
01:35.8
Maricel kaya may pahatpat po siya.
01:37.8
Pero dadaan din tayo ng ano pala, ng Asian
01:39.9
shop kaya bibili ako ng beef rolls
01:41.9
para din sa pang hatpat.
01:44.2
May accountant din kasi kami
01:45.8
guys para sa akin ba.
01:48.7
Tinigil na din po namin.
01:50.0
Eh, titigil na din po namin no.
01:51.7
Ngayong taon, next year wala na po yan.
01:54.0
Kami na lang magmanumano ni Daniel
01:55.5
ng aking tax kasi
01:57.3
ay, hindi normal.
01:59.9
Imbis ma-save pa yung pera
02:02.0
na ibabayad sa kanila.
02:03.8
Ang binabayad ko good parang ano,
02:06.7
isang, kabalis ni Daniel na kabili parang
02:09.5
kinuha, parang hindi niya binayaran ang pechay.
02:11.9
Nandiyan na agad siya oh.
02:17.6
Malaki na po yan.
02:19.2
Magkano yan sa atin? 180,000 pesos.
02:23.7
Kamasahin na sana natin yung papinas.
02:26.1
Yung kumpanya kasi na
02:27.7
meron ako ngayon,
02:29.9
siyang parang limit ba,
02:31.9
na pag nakaabot ka ng ganyang,
02:37.9
mas mababa ang tax na babayaran mo.
02:39.9
Ano man tayo, mga pilingira.
02:43.9
Pilingira ba tas hindi pala umabot
02:45.9
ng gano'n kalakiang sweldo?
02:48.9
Wala na, na-finish na.
02:50.9
Kalaki-laki ng tax na babayaran ko.
02:52.9
So ngayon, ang gawin natin,
02:56.9
medyo mababa na kumpanya, yung Cabex.
02:58.9
So ngayon, ang gawin natin, babalik tayo sa medyo mababa na kumpanya, yung Cabex.
02:59.9
Kasi buffet ako ngayon eh.
03:01.9
Ang kumpanya ko ditong buffet.
03:03.9
Yan yung pang malakihan kumpanya.
03:05.9
Mahal, the buffet is for big companies, right?
03:07.9
Mahal, the buffet is for big companies, right?
03:09.9
Mahal, the buffet is for big companies, right?
03:11.9
Something like that.
03:13.9
The buffet is the company,
03:15.9
and you are employed by the company.
03:17.9
And what we're doing now,
03:19.9
it's not the cafe-ka, what we're doing now.
03:21.9
The cafe-ka is the government part
03:23.9
The cafe-ka is the government part
03:25.9
that writes you in the registers
03:27.9
of what you are and what you do.
03:29.9
So now is self-employment.
03:31.9
And that is different, that means that you
03:33.9
yourself are just
03:35.9
searching and getting jobs.
03:37.9
There's not a company above you.
03:39.9
You are the one who is getting your jobs and paying.
03:41.9
But the one I have right now is
03:43.9
I am employed by my
03:45.9
own company, like that.
03:47.9
So you are not, when you are
03:49.9
self-employed, you are not
03:51.9
employed by another company, but
03:53.9
other companies are paying
03:55.9
for the work you do.
03:57.9
It's like a freelancer.
04:01.9
There you go, they have office
04:03.9
offices there, up to here.
04:05.9
And their Christmas tree is not
04:15.9
It's complicated.
04:23.9
So what did we do? It's complicated.
04:25.9
You are so complicated, guys.
04:27.9
Apparently there are three different scenarios
04:29.9
that are possible and if we choose the wrong one
04:31.9
then that can have some problems
04:33.9
for the future of the company.
04:35.9
So what we do need to do?
04:37.9
What we do need to do?
04:39.9
We need to go with the accountant!
04:41.9
So she said, guys, if we took
04:43.9
the wrong move, what will happen, mahal?
04:45.9
We can go to the judge?
04:47.9
It's possible that
04:49.9
your assets will be frozen and
04:53.9
get to your money again, you need to go to the
04:55.9
judge. I like that.
04:57.9
It's complicated, guys.
04:59.9
I have a headache.
05:01.9
So now, what we need to do is
05:03.9
to talk to our accountant.
05:05.9
But we already talked to our accountant
05:07.9
and he was the one
05:09.9
who told us to do this?
05:11.9
Yeah. But we need to know more.
05:13.9
I'll call him now.
05:15.9
This is too much, guys!
05:17.9
It's like a hot pot!
05:19.9
One of the tables there is still closed.
05:25.9
It's expensive there.
05:27.9
I don't know if there's
05:29.9
a lot of people going there.
05:31.9
But it's a bigger Asian shop here.
05:33.9
It's still closed. It's still 12 o'clock tomorrow.
05:35.9
It's still 11 o'clock now.
05:37.9
Braving for hot pot, everyone!
05:39.9
They don't have bowls, guys.
05:43.9
It's also delicious to put in the soup.
05:47.9
I'm not sure if I'm pregnant yet.
05:49.9
Lord, please give me a
05:55.9
Whatever happens,
05:57.9
as long as we continue our hot pot.
05:59.9
Let's just put shumai.
06:01.9
Shumai is delicious.
06:03.9
Have you tried shumai?
06:05.9
But it seems delicious.
06:07.9
Then we have papichay.
06:13.9
She's watching her Balibol.
06:15.9
What's your team?
06:19.9
They're champions, guys!
06:23.9
Okay, we'll talk to you later.
06:27.9
Daniel is peeing.
06:29.9
He's feeling at home.
06:33.9
Call our accountant.
06:39.9
It's complicated.
06:41.9
Guys, let's cook.
06:47.9
Let's talk to our accountant.
06:51.9
Let's finish this.
06:53.9
Let's cook, guys.
07:05.9
We're so hungry for today.
07:07.9
We're not on a diet.
07:09.9
We'll talk next year
07:11.9
after Christmas and New Year.
07:13.9
We'll start our diet.
07:15.9
We'll see each other once every two months.
07:17.9
We'll see each other once every two months.
07:19.9
You know what to eat?
07:21.9
You don't eat, or?
07:23.9
hindi niya masyado type nga
07:29.9
thank you for bringing us
07:34.9
alone your me time
07:38.9
you're going to people
07:39.9
puntayin siya sa best friend niya
07:44.9
say bye to your son
07:47.9
siyempre i-vlog ko kung gaano kasarap
07:55.9
parang kang nananak
07:57.9
kawin mo ngayon day
08:00.9
malambot na ba siya
08:08.9
patayin na nakin to day
08:10.9
para hindi malata
08:14.9
my gosh grabe na talaga itong
08:21.9
bilib na talaga ako
08:22.9
pag naubos natin ito lahat day
08:24.9
si natan kumain na din po
08:29.9
di ba sa wednesday mag
08:31.9
mag isda tayo sa city
08:33.9
hindi pwede akong bukas day
08:35.9
kaya wala na ngayong
08:38.9
tuloy na naman it
08:52.9
kain to siya ng tinapay
08:55.9
ganoon yun ang natatigalong day
09:10.1
blip anong sabihin
09:16.9
tingnan niyo ang anak ko guys
09:19.9
Batay, magsuka ka na naman ha
09:22.0
Pag nandito ka kay Tante Maricel mo
09:24.1
Magsuka ka talaga pa uwi ba
09:27.9
Puro chocolate ang mukha niya
09:30.6
Yung tinapay kasi
09:34.8
Ano pa pa ang pinunta ko dito
09:36.5
Pag mamarites lang naman talaga
09:38.3
Tingnan nyo naman si Maricel
09:41.0
Guys, nilapagan ako
09:42.9
Ng tekela galing sa Manila
09:50.5
Hindi natin nataga yan yung birthday ni Matyo
09:56.2
Wala, wala ka man day
09:59.6
Guys, may sabihin ako sa inyo
10:02.8
Ayok, si Maricel ba
10:04.8
Siya, hindi siya malasing talaga sa tekela guys
10:09.8
Ako malasing nung huli, nakalimutan ko na
10:12.8
May mga pictures po kami nung huli po
10:14.6
Na nagpunta sila ng bahay ni Precious
10:16.3
May mga pictures kami, hindi ko na maalala
10:18.1
Bakit, paano nangyari yung mga ganun na pictures
10:20.4
Ayan, ilagay ko po dyan
10:21.9
Nakasama pa namin si Daniel sa pictures
10:25.6
Hindi ko na maalala
10:27.4
Pati yung paa na, yung paa na pictures
10:28.7
Pati yung paa na, piniktura niya pa
10:35.4
Isang tekela ba naman, kami lang dalawa
10:38.4
Ang uminom, kasi Precious na yung
10:39.9
Parang dalawang shot lang
10:41.2
Ganyan, tas kami na dalawa
10:43.7
Malakas na ng loob
10:50.5
Lumang katawid na ng lemon ko, day
10:53.9
Day, mabas man tayo sa lemon mo, day
10:57.0
Day, iba ng lasa nito, day
10:59.3
Kalakas ng loob mo mag
11:01.8
Uy, kalakas ng loob mo
11:05.5
Day, iba ng lasa nito, day
11:07.1
Hindi masarap sa tekela, day
11:08.0
Ay, hindi masarap
11:08.7
Ay, hindi masarap sa tekela
11:13.5
Ano natin, yung pinakurat
11:20.1
Uwi na tayo, guys
11:25.2
Gusto ko lang talagang magpasalamat sa iyo, day
11:30.7
Pasubscribe naman po
11:32.6
Oo nga, guys, puno na kayo sa vlog ko
11:34.5
And don't skip the ads
11:36.1
Para may paano po siya
11:38.1
Hindi pa nila alam?
11:40.3
Di ba may secret ka?
11:41.7
Hindi pa nila alam
11:42.3
Abangan sa vlog niya
11:47.4
Kaya po si Maricel at Mila, guys
12:01.1
Grocery po kami, kay
12:03.3
Mamili tayo ng pang-dinner
12:06.4
Lutuin ko na po yung mala gold natin na sitaw
12:09.8
Yung nabili natin sa Belgium
12:12.8
Pang breakfast po bukas ni Daniel
12:15.6
Kaya may trabaho na naman po
12:20.8
Ipagkan sa kanila
12:23.0
Tingnan niyo, guys, oh
12:23.6
Dito pa sa kabila, oh
12:24.9
Ipagkita mo, ipagkita mo
12:28.6
Pangdagdag ng ating
12:31.3
Panggrocery, guys, oh
12:38.5
How much you have, ma'al?
12:43.8
1 euro and 35 cents
12:47.4
That's already for
12:55.0
Pamili din po tayo ng prutas
12:59.1
Kasi si Daniel nagdadala din siya ng prutas
13:07.0
What is this? From where?
13:16.0
Anong ginawa mo sa kamay mo ha?
13:34.1
Pakita mo ang kamay mo
13:56.7
Kaya nasa ano daw
14:00.7
No I don't want beer mahal
14:04.1
For the Christmas and New Year's days
14:08.8
How about our baby girl?
14:16.0
We're here to pay
14:21.2
May nagtanong na subscribers
14:25.2
Yung about daw sa pagbayad
14:26.9
Yung mag self-scan ba?
14:29.0
Mamaya na nga sa bahay guys
14:30.1
Mamaya na kaya para
14:30.8
Maayos talaga natin pag-explain
14:32.4
Paganda ng mga pabenta nila guys
14:40.3
How much is this?
14:49.0
Ay tara na, let's go
14:52.5
subscribers asked
14:58.2
Do they not check us mahal
15:01.5
Grocery doll with scanning
15:06.0
Sometimes very annoying
15:07.8
because you put everything in your bag
15:09.9
It's perfectly packed
15:11.8
And then everything goes out of the bag again
15:15.6
you in the now that's random because if it wasn't random we wouldn't get that so much i think
15:21.3
because we have never gotten a stolen thing so
15:27.9
but apparently now that we have more of the self-scan cash registers the stealing in the
15:36.8
grocery stores has gone up in the netherlands yeah i saw that on the tv there was a report
15:41.5
that there's a lot more people stealing now at those kind of yeah yeah because you can just get
15:46.9
it the self-checkout yeah if you really want to steal something you can yeah because if you don't
15:53.7
get the check most of the time they don't do that right that's true pero today na check po kami hindi
16:00.9
niya she did not even go to us mahan no i waved at her yeah because they need to verify that you're
16:07.9
old enough to buy alcohol ah that was for the alcohol yeah
16:11.5
that was why we were waiting she was checking somebody else and we were just waiting for her
16:15.1
to look at us to see that we are more than 18 years old yeah i thought we were checked because
16:23.0
of our grocery no di dahil pala sa bumili kami ng alcohol jan din kung mag-self-scan ka pupuntahan
16:30.1
ka din po nila no kung 18 years old ka na ba pataas look naman everyone meron po tayong
16:41.5
you need to taste a lot a lot a lot a lot it's not nice when just one i guess yeah like that
17:01.6
munting ko nang makalimutan guys nilabas ko pala yung dila kay maglingwa po ako bukas na lang yun
17:11.5
galingwa estofado estofada ba yan o estofado kaya palamutin natin wow, oh first
17:18.4
time ko pong magluto nito so ang gawin ko is palambutin yan bukas ko siya lulutuin para
17:24.9
ma-marinate ko pa po no magsasim lading tayo guys ari eight mag mabukita kahit ada magutuman
17:34.4
ako lang kakain ito guys i-freezer ng wag na Pinangusunan lang po siya, pag nalut married or perished result kay na lupo natin para pag nanaanak po,اؕo din siya lang sila magutuman M zajara, izl última panalaman ito ay malagang gusto shadows.
17:36.8
pag naluto dapat Chef Michelle imp anchor mart narshulated me so it is my goal
17:41.5
at saka ako lang po siya ilabas. Kasi nung last time
17:43.8
when last time Garner
17:45.6
cooked the tongue of
17:48.3
tongue of the beef, you did not really like it, right?
17:52.0
You did not really eat it.
17:53.5
I'm just okay with it.
17:55.8
Ako lang kakain ito at baka sinatan
17:59.3
Ang ating malagod
18:07.5
in Belgium. Pero mahal din
18:09.5
talaga ito kahit dito po.
18:10.7
Mura naman ito siya eh.
18:14.4
Mag isang kilo. 900 grams.
18:16.8
How many kilos this may lang?
18:18.7
This is 850 grams.
18:22.5
10 euros po. Notuin ko na ito
18:24.6
lahat kaya para hanggang bukas.
18:28.5
I love you so much.
18:30.4
Public display of
18:35.7
Public display of perfection ba?
18:37.5
Pero tingnan nyo ba ano palaki guys?
18:39.5
Ganito din ba sa atin? Di ba
18:40.7
payat man ang atin?
18:47.6
Katataba talaga ng lupa nila
18:49.2
dito no. Sa lupa siguro
18:51.2
yan nila no. Kaya kahit yung
18:52.4
ibang ano po nila dito, yung mga
18:55.2
gulay nila or prutas,
19:10.7
Oh, yummy ah. Nakarinig niya na magkain.
19:36.8
O, pumagkain na tayo.
19:38.6
Nilambutan ko ng kunti at saka yung karne.
19:40.7
Nalambut ko po talaga kaya para makain po ni Natan, no?
19:45.4
And I also asked Daniel
19:46.6
if I can make the vegetable
19:49.2
soft. Kaya si Natan nga.
19:54.3
Tain din. Makain ng kanin.
20:05.4
And then a bit of
20:06.8
both with some rice.
20:14.5
Mmm, that's good.
20:22.1
Sige, kaya mo yan. Kaya ka dyan.
20:24.7
Buhay-buhay mas yung gan.
20:26.9
So, is it worth that 10 euros?
20:42.5
The special bone.
20:44.0
It's super different, Uy.
20:47.0
Ang anong kasi normal nila dito na beans, guys,
20:49.9
yung parang ano sa atin ba?
20:55.7
We call that baguio beans.
20:59.0
the one that we have here.
21:00.5
The special, special bone.
21:04.5
Alam niyo yung mahirap dito?
21:06.5
Kaya sa sobrang taba niya, sobrang laki po niya,
21:10.3
Kasakit sa panganguyain.
21:12.3
Iba po siya sa, ano,
21:13.3
pero ang lasa pres lang,
21:15.3
mas mataba lang siya.
21:22.3
Welcome to Market Double.
21:29.3
Ito na lang tayo magpakabisin.
21:31.3
I-pressure ko to.
21:33.3
pres lang daw to sabi ko,
21:35.3
pag pinalambot ba,
21:37.3
same ano lang din daw po,
21:42.3
luluto ako ng beef hanggang,
21:51.3
Look at that, everyone.
21:58.3
Mahal, I wish your tongue is slightly big.
22:05.3
I wish it's not that big.
22:09.3
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
22:12.3
from the bottom of my heart.
22:26.3
30 minutes ko po iyan siya i-ano dyan,
22:30.3
May pa-Christmas songs na po tayo dito.
22:32.3
Can you dance, ma'am?
22:37.3
I gave you my heart.
22:39.3
But the very next...
22:42.3
You gave it away.
22:46.3
you saved me from tears.
22:48.3
I gave you this...
22:49.3
Lower pa! Lower! Lower!
22:58.3
Kembot mo. Kembot.
23:17.3
Nilabas niya ang glue vine niya.
23:19.3
He's making glue vine.
23:20.3
What is glue vine, mahal?
23:23.3
Red wine with herbs and...
23:26.3
I don't know if they add sugar too.
23:28.3
Yeah, but I don't like it because it's sweet.
23:30.3
And then you make it hot.
23:32.3
Kailangan siyang initin ba?
23:38.3
Kaya kausub rain up mo, ingin sila duhan.
23:49.3
Gusto mo man you?
23:50.3
I do not know what is it.
23:55.3
Kung burang hasang puntaan.
24:01.3
O nung torean niya eh.
24:02.3
O kailangan was it?
24:04.3
So memuha ka na ka?
24:13.2
Sige, again, again
24:16.7
Sige na ba, you're alto ma, sige na
24:20.2
He knows when you're awake
24:23.4
He knows if you've been
24:36.9
You know I'm all about
24:42.1
I'm all about the face of the
24:54.6
The Christmas tree
24:57.2
Ma, maybe they will think that you're out of tune
25:05.2
Nandito nga na ako
25:06.0
Busy sa kanyang palibro
25:28.6
Wow, you see that guys
25:32.2
Balatan ko yan mamaya
25:33.2
Pag lumamig na no patuloyan
25:34.5
Purugin ko na muna si Natan.
25:36.3
First time ko po magluluto ng
25:42.5
Estofada, estofades, estofadi.
25:45.2
Kaya hindi ko alam saan ba dyan talaga.
25:47.2
Kaya hindi ko po alam kung saan talaga.
25:53.4
Hindi ko na siya ipakita.
25:55.2
Kaya baka pag-initan yun na naman.
25:58.0
Okay, mali ko na tayo.
26:00.7
Paborito niya yun, maligo.
26:06.8
Liguhan ko na muna itong anak ko.
26:10.2
Okay, papatuloy natin yung mga kabuhang
26:12.7
natin sa baba guys. Tulog na ang anak ko.
26:17.0
Asikasuhin ko na yung dila doon.
26:19.4
Imarinate ko na po yun.
26:22.2
Mabunis pa ako pala dito.
26:25.3
Hindi lang pala ito ang dapat
26:26.5
kong asikasuhin guys.
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Look at that everyone.
26:38.2
Malambot kaya ito guys.
26:39.4
30 minutes kabi ito niloko eh.
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Sana malambot siya no.
26:45.4
Halos magkaparehas lang naman ito sila
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ng lasa talaga ng kaldereta.
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Mas creamy lang po ang
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Estofada, estofadi, estopade.
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Grabe, usan na all.
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Kasarap nito dito banda pa.
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At saka ang magpasarap po dito yung
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Malambot siya guys.
27:14.8
Smells in the mouth talaga
27:19.4
Ako lang kakain ito guys.
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Siguro mga tatlong kainan to.
27:29.0
Ibalik ko kaya ito
27:30.7
Masarap kasi ito yung melts in the mouth talaga.
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Ay hindi kaya habang nilulotok ko siya.
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Diba patagalan ko na lang din ang loto.
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Hindi ko na ito ibalik sa presyon.
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Sarap po yung ito.
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Maglalaway na ako.
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Ito ang magpasarap dyan guys.
27:51.5
Pine apple juice.
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Siyempre yung ating tuyong.
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dahil tamad tayong magslice ng
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Ang damihan natin.
28:26.0
Yun na yung kanyang marination, marinating
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and all of the above.
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Bukas tayo magkakalaman dito guys.
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So mag-enjoy naman po ba kayo sa ating
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ka-vlog po today.
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Thank you so much for watching.
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Salamat po sa panunood.
28:42.3
Abangan kami ulit bukas guys.
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Si Daniel lang sa taas.
28:47.1
Mababa din po yun ngayon.
28:48.8
Mag-date po kami.
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Dapat naayaw mo talaga yun.
28:54.4
Naayaw siya pag-marinate guys.
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Para masarap lahat.
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We'll see you guys.
