00:23.0
Pwede, nagre-record na ako
00:25.0
Huwag, huwag mo naman mag-record
00:31.0
Ano naman yung hinahanap mo?
00:33.0
Naglagyan ko lang ng mending yun ako, kasi okay na ako
00:36.0
Magpa-level pa ang boot!
00:38.0
Okay na, ito na nga, ito na nga, lalagyan nyo natin
00:42.0
Alam ko yung mga pinin ha
00:43.0
Okay na, okay na ako pre
00:46.0
No nod daw naman eh
00:48.0
You want some good shit, no?
00:52.0
Gago, sino na-expone ito?
00:54.0
Wala ko saan yan, saan na-expone yan?
00:56.0
Go Chris, go Chris, do a speech
00:59.0
About the, about the, you know, like B Odin
01:03.0
About something, yes
01:05.0
Sabihin mo, iko-conquer na natin yung nine realms
01:10.0
Yo, what the fuck?
01:11.0
Ang ina mo! Ang ina mo, nahulog yung hayop ka!
01:16.0
Chris, we need, we need pep talk, Chris
01:18.0
Pumunta ka na dito, lo, para masimula na naigres yung pep talk niya
01:24.0
He's gonna do, he's gonna do some, some Odin shit, bro
01:27.0
No, he's gonna do some Lord of the Rings shit!
01:28.0
I'm gonna do some Lord of the Rings shit, okay?
01:29.0
I'm gonna do some leg, leg, ano, aragorn shit, go!
01:33.0
Puto bakit ako eh? Ikaw, ikaw yung nanonood ng Lord of the Rings eh!
01:37.0
Okay, glock eh, edya ka naman sa taas
01:39.0
Okay, sige, ah, alright
01:41.0
Today we are gathered here for this momentous occasion
01:45.0
In the joining of the hearts of Chris and Ken
01:49.0
This is a wedding ceremony, fuck you!
01:53.0
Ata na lang, today, I am surgeon
01:59.0
Doctor, I, I am a surgeon!
02:09.0
Ano yun? Sino yun?
02:12.0
Tara, kitang-kitang, oh, ilan yung ano
02:14.0
Okay, tara na lang, tara na lang, tara na lang, tara na lang, promise, promise, tara na lang, tara na lang
02:19.0
Men, there will be many days in our lives
02:23.0
One of those days is the day we will die
02:27.0
But today is not that day
02:39.0
Wait, wait, are we going the right way?
02:42.0
Saan na ginagawa niyo?
02:44.0
Saan na sa taas ako, boy?
02:46.0
Matagal-tagal ang ating paglalakbay
02:50.0
Sa 40 pa lang tayo eh, 500 eh
02:53.0
Putang inangin, wala bang speed boost?
02:55.0
Alchemist, speed boost!
03:00.0
Oh my goodness, it's a gas
03:04.0
Ay, dito pa na tayo, hindi dyan
03:07.0
Okay, go back, go back, mali, go back
03:09.0
Sabi ko na nga ba, mali eh
03:11.0
Okay, balik muna kayo doon, ako muna mag-ano, tipi ko na lang kayo
03:17.0
Oh, fuck, speed boost, Chris
03:19.0
Oh, putang ina mo!
03:25.0
Ay, putang ina mo!
03:27.0
You gotta go fast
03:28.0
Oh, shit, you home, bro!
03:30.0
Kill these bitches!
03:33.0
Pa ba tayo pupunta po?
03:35.0
Ay, pa tayo na mo!
03:40.0
Ito na, ito na, ito na, oh
03:41.0
Tahanan mo na yung isa?
03:42.0
Ah, hindi, ito nga, yung una nga is yung 500, yung ano
03:47.0
Hindi pa, kasi pupunta pa lang kami
03:57.0
Correct time, Piero, nagkaka-go
04:02.0
What the fuck, ba't gano'n? Bakit ako maka-ano?
04:04.0
Ah, kasi may block
04:05.0
Sunscreen ko wala
04:12.0
Nakatimip ako ng bass, gage, nakatimip ako ng bass
04:17.0
What the fuck is that? Ano yun? May naririnig ako
04:20.0
Damn, Neil, that's unbelievable
04:22.0
Gago, may naririnig ako, parang...
04:23.0
May naririnig ako, parang...
04:26.0
Baka yan yung isa, yung may netherite shit pa eh, may netherite king pa ata eh
04:30.0
Ayun, nether, netherkeeper, slay the netherkeeper
04:33.0
I don't know where to look
04:39.0
Uy, bangkay naman
04:40.0
Uy, bangkay na naman dito
04:42.0
Gago mo, may narinig ka nga mo, yung kamatayan
04:45.0
Oh, hell yeah, I have the bucket of unknown ulit
04:49.0
Panapak mo, panapak mo ulit yan
04:55.0
Inaanbo mo nang nangyari
05:01.0
So, yung bucket of unknown, nakaka-depende yung durability sa kung ilan xp ilapag mo
05:06.0
So, ginawa ko is, nag-store ako, diba?
05:08.0
Eh, napapunta sa'kin yung Enderman, yung nagamit ko pang hampas yung bucket
05:13.0
Nakuha mo yung durability, what the sira?
05:18.0
Kunin mo yung akin, I have 45
05:23.0
I'm not really using it to like
05:25.0
Half, half na yan
05:26.0
Ang gagawin, paano gagawin ko dito?
05:28.0
Yung shift tapos ay click
05:32.0
Okay, oo, kunin mo na
05:36.0
Paano ko inumin? Paano, paano, paano inumin to?
05:38.0
Click lang ata, shift tapos click
05:40.0
Inumin mo yung aking ta**
05:42.0
Ang ginawa lang ko na nga pa'y sasabihin neto eh
05:50.0
Ota talaga, sino kasi naglagay nitong trapdoor dito?
05:58.0
Oh shit, it's working now
06:00.0
You malas now, bro
06:01.0
Hey, it's working now, holy shit
06:03.0
Eh, kailangan mo lang equip
06:05.0
Kailangan mo lang pala equip
06:07.0
Uy, tingnan mo dyan, Enderman, tang ina ka
06:11.0
Fucking bitch, yan mahulog ka, king ina ka
06:24.0
Ano yan? What's happening?
06:26.0
What the f**k is happening, Chris?
06:27.0
What the f**k did you do, bro?
06:28.0
What's happening?
06:30.0
I just like the confusion issue
06:32.0
What the f**k is happening?
06:36.0
Binabatok ko lang na Pauline siya, no?
06:38.0
Si Quinta, hindi niya alam kung ano nangyayari
06:40.0
Nagataglag ako sa net
06:43.0
Papas ako ng ano eh
06:52.0
Wala talagang mansanas dito?
06:54.0
What? May mansanas ako dito? Dalawa
06:56.0
Puta ka naman, bigyan mo sa'kin
06:58.0
Bakit ibigyan sa'kin? Daba suwi ka
07:01.0
Bigyan mo ang mansanas, Chris
07:02.0
Eh ano ba? Banana meron ako ah
07:09.0
Wala, sabi ko mansanas
07:13.0
Anong pagkakaintindi mo sa mansanas? Bakit saging yung puta?
07:18.0
Sabi ko may, sabi ko may saging ako man
07:20.0
Sabi ko mansanas, puta ka na
07:26.0
All of this time, ang pagkaka, pagkaka, alam mo sa mansanas
07:31.0
Sa fucking banana
07:32.0
Alam mo fucking na ito?
07:39.0
Karantado ka talaga
07:41.0
Sabi ko mansanas, binigay sa'kin sa'king tangin ah
07:53.0
Oh, you want food? You need fucking food, you fucking bitch
07:55.0
Ito, baked potato, you motherfucking ass
07:58.0
Ayaw mo eh, di wag
08:01.0
Eh, nung kita mo yung ano sa baba
08:03.0
Nakapunta ka na ba dyan?
08:05.0
Hindi ko pa napupuntahin yung baba, bigla na lang lumabas yung boss
08:09.0
Oo nga, I see it, I see it
08:10.0
It's this, it's this
08:13.0
Dito na ba kayo? Tara, tara, tara, tara!
08:16.0
Wait, tumatawa nga, boy
08:19.0
Hindi, pagtawanan din natin sa gago pala yun eh
08:24.0
Pop that gas up, bro
08:26.0
Aray ko, uy, gall, I'm dying!
08:29.0
I'm fucking dying, bro!
08:33.0
Kill this guy, kill this guy
08:34.0
Kill the gas, bro!
08:37.0
I don't see him, bro
08:42.0
Dito yung netherite eh
08:43.0
No, I was shooting the fucking master
08:45.0
Bro, and then you blocked me
08:48.0
Ito, ito, ito, nandito yung netherite
08:50.0
Yan o, nakikita nyo
08:51.0
Ganyan yun, diba?
08:54.0
Get it, get it, get it
08:58.0
May trap, may trap, gago!
09:00.0
Is that a nether?
09:02.0
Yung nanda sa bridge?
09:03.0
What the fuck is that?
09:06.0
Huwag niyo muna gisingan
09:07.0
Gago pala yun, hindi ko nakuha
09:19.0
Gago, saan kayo kumuha?
09:20.0
Tangin niya, gago may trap pala yun
09:23.0
What the fuck is happening?
09:27.0
Why do I hear boss music, bro?
09:29.0
Ayan siya, nasa baba
09:32.0
Kill him like the bitch he is
09:36.0
Ang daming toadstool
09:37.0
Katain ko yung toadstool
09:42.0
Um, ito ang ilawa
09:53.0
Baka sila yan dyan
09:54.0
Please careful down, lad
10:02.0
Malitrik ko niya si Gago
10:09.0
Pilulot mo sa tulag!
10:17.0
Dito nagluluha siya ng lava, boy!
10:20.0
Baka masunog ang DTA niya.
10:22.0
Patayin niyo muna yung lava. Masunog yung loot eh.
10:25.0
There's lava everywhere, bro!
10:29.0
Siya yung nagamit ng lava! Siya!
10:34.0
Oh my god, this is not good.
10:35.0
Ayan, I blocked the lava, bro!
10:36.0
Blocking everything, bro.
10:38.0
Mamamata! Inauntuhin siya lang!
10:42.0
Get the loot, get the loot!
10:43.0
Inauntuhin siya lang!
10:44.0
Inauntuhin siya lang!
10:46.0
Or napunta sa lava?
10:47.0
What the fuck? He's still sleeping.
10:49.0
Gago din, nasusunog!
10:51.0
May isa pa, may isa pa!
10:52.0
Nakuha niyo, nakuha niyo!
11:05.0
Chris, Chris, give it to me, Chris.
11:07.0
What do you mean, give it to you?
11:08.0
You already have the gun.
11:09.0
What about my shit?
11:12.0
Tangatagal ko siya.
11:13.0
Ano ang hinahanap ng Chris?
11:15.0
Chris, don't do it, Chris.
11:17.0
Why would you give it to him, Chris?
11:19.0
Because it's fair.
