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00:00.0
🎵 Ang sa'yo sa pag-i-awil town, awil na halang doon, sa ata ng Pasko magmalipang joy! 🎵
00:11.8
For the first time in Philippine history, 7pm ang dinner, 6 pa lang.
00:19.8
Bihis na ako. Kung ano-ano kumagat sa akin na nagburakay kami.
00:23.0
6 pa lang? Tapos na ako. Maghihintay na lang ako ng dinner kasi naamoy ko na dito kanina pa.
00:28.2
Ganyan ang eksena natin today. Ayan si Maklang. Ganda-gandahan na naman.
00:33.2
It's giving, I need my lawyer.
00:35.8
It's giving, Ma'am, you are under arrest for the murder of Edward Liao.
00:41.2
Hoy, kahapon nag-attend ako ng Christmas party, white din yung theme.
00:44.3
Hoy, birthday ni Jesus.
00:46.3
Okay, yan ang isa-celebrate. Hindi ang binyag niya.
00:58.2
Another day, another state of the nation address outfit.
01:03.1
What about Mayor? Mayor?
01:05.5
Ano yung nakasasabi mo sa...
01:07.1
Si Mayor, nakasos pa.
01:09.2
Hindi mo na medyas?
01:11.6
Christmas outfit, ha? Hindi ang after school.
01:18.0
Oo, sis. Boy, nang tawa naman pala, boy classmate ka pa na niya. Ano yung mga shorts?
01:23.9
Mag-pants ka, ha? Ang shorts mo, may mga alcohol, mga ganyan sabihin.
01:30.2
Christmas break man bala, ay, Han.
01:33.1
Christmas break man bala si Imo, ma'am.
01:38.3
Ay, may harik na re-hiyate ko sa inyo, ma'am.
01:41.4
Siyempre, Christmas, kaya wala takalo.
01:49.9
Ano pong kaso natin?
01:51.4
Ano po ang kaso natin?
01:58.2
This is from, ah, ah, ah, Lilo.
02:09.2
Ready na yung salin.
02:10.8
Siyempre, saan pa?
02:12.2
Okay, okay. Ang shoes?
02:21.4
Pung mayo ka today, ha?
02:23.3
Ang dilema ko every time mag-Christmas party sa Balay is,
02:27.0
kung shoes ko or not.
02:34.5
Naka-ready ng iban?
02:38.3
Seven. Number seven.
02:40.3
Then I want a hand.
02:41.9
More packing. May mga mabagong tatay na naman.
02:44.1
This is the year that I packed the most gifts.
02:47.2
Like, feeling ko hindi naman sa OE ako,
02:49.9
pero mga 50 na gift ang mga napack ko.
02:58.2
I'm also very happy on this Christmas.
03:04.6
Soon mabagong tatay.
03:06.1
Yung Is was guna natau sa mga ka-kasama hindi ko cut.
03:07.6
Lahat yung is, nagkat ilas na ako ng OE.
03:09.6
Ikaw rin is ano ang araw yung saka-arab.
03:13.0
Satin na yung bagay.
03:13.8
So kailangan nata.
03:15.5
Ayan mo'y pagpuputa.
03:20.9
Awards na 9 mga tribal.
03:22.8
Mga mga mabagay may mabagay mag patatawagan ng sabi ka.
03:24.8
Big parlamentum mo ng mga ka-kasama ka gusto,
03:26.3
kasi ko kailangan makipag tawad ay unsere party.
03:27.7
Sa Christmas party, ang paganda ng pagkain sa lamesa, kagat ka ng kahit isa lang.
03:32.2
So, ang pinili ko ngayon ay dynamite.
03:36.7
Parusan! Another parusan naman!
03:42.7
While everyone is outside.
03:47.7
A face on a lover and a fire in his heart!
03:51.2
First Christmas mo?
03:52.2
Yeah! He's eating McDo at a table na walang ilaw.
03:59.7
This is my brother.
04:10.7
Everyone look at each other and laugh.
04:13.7
Yeah, this is father.
04:22.2
May he bless us always and continue to guide us everyday. In Jesus name we pray. Amen!
04:31.2
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
04:33.2
Man! Pa-music naman kayo. Awkward na ha!
04:36.2
Well, that's it, guys!
04:44.2
Iba talaga pag Christmas season tapos may pinupormahan ka, no?
04:47.2
Pasok ka! Kain mga tao! Pasok ka! Update, update ka, no?
04:52.2
I'm sure everyone's okay.
04:53.7
Mayroon ka brief, gago?
04:55.7
So, naka-luwag, naka-LL naman tayo this year!
04:58.7
Uy! Last year, diba gift ko sa'yo, brief?
05:01.2
So, meaning one year ka na, same na ang brief?
05:04.2
Good for five years na to?
05:05.2
The best! Men are the best to buy gifts for kasi ang brief hindi nila bibilhin.
05:10.2
Hihintayin nila may mag-gift sa kanila.
05:12.2
Rating Christmas handa!
05:13.7
Ten being the best, one million being the bestest.
05:17.7
Lechon, zero out of ten unless may alam.
05:20.7
Lechon Nanok by Aman.
05:22.2
One million out of ten.
05:23.7
Mami's Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
05:25.7
One million and one over ten.
05:28.2
Cake, six out of ten.
05:29.7
Cake pag nilagay na sa baso, nine point five out of ten.
05:32.2
Mga sabaw-sabaw, eight out of ten.
05:34.2
Dynamite, star ng Pasko over ten.
05:36.7
Thank you for your attention.
05:45.7
If you hate it, no.
05:56.7
Huwag ko nang hindi kakaon po.
05:58.2
Wala. I'm just agreeing to what you're saying.
06:05.2
O, luluto mo ba yun?
06:07.7
Kakao siya mo ba?
06:10.7
Kakao na bala po eh.
06:13.7
Lakat di ka out eh.
06:16.2
Mingil pala kayo.
06:17.2
Balik yung silik mo.
06:19.7
Anong explain na nga trick ganyan eh?
06:21.2
Any time of the year that's not a holiday, you borrow something.
06:26.7
I borrow on January.
06:28.2
Kaya para you get all the birthdays.
06:30.2
And then yung final, Christmas na.
06:32.2
Tapos kung may makita ka nga naka-park nga sa lakyan.
06:34.7
Yung damo, sagwas ang mulay.
06:35.7
Uli ka sa mulay mo.
06:36.7
Puan mo tong ginulang mo.
06:39.2
Arigali ang iyong...
06:40.2
Tapos pakanaon ka.
06:41.7
You're going like this, no?
06:51.2
Kuha lang to, man.
07:12.7
Siya, ginig na karoon na tao pa.
07:22.2
What's time mo ah?
07:24.7
Wala na siya niya
07:27.2
kumakain ang lechon.
07:28.5
Sabi mo nga first time niya.
07:32.4
tapos malamig na ang lechon.
07:51.2
Time to open the presents!
08:01.9
Inanarate ko lang
08:02.6
kasi baka matagalan tayo.
08:04.0
Ang Christmas talaga nito
08:04.7
ay parang kay Stella
08:06.1
perler beads from me
08:07.0
which I enjoyed using too.
08:11.1
Aman got her a sketch pad
08:12.4
tapos yung mga may binalan siya
08:13.1
ng small luggage thing.
08:14.7
Si Baba may long story
08:15.8
sa gift ko sa kanya
08:16.6
so dito tayo matatagalan.
08:18.0
Pakinggan po natin.
08:23.1
we had something like this
08:25.4
and Baba brought it home
08:30.2
You know the yogurt drink?
08:31.8
Ah, so fizzy yogurt?
08:33.1
Baba was so proud of it
08:35.5
and he had small capsules
08:38.1
and today I'm driving out
08:40.6
what happened to that?
08:44.5
and mix it with yogurt.
08:47.9
And I remember it
08:51.0
something like this
08:51.9
and you put the capsule
08:58.2
I pick up the phone
08:59.5
and go for Osterizer
09:04.4
you bought something today.
09:07.0
Can I get it from the
09:09.4
Then I called mommy
09:17.3
Can you believe it?
09:19.0
You just thought of it.
09:20.1
So you're gonna make
09:20.7
these are the gas cylinders.
09:25.5
That's how you put the
09:26.5
That's exactly what
09:27.6
it is I was thinking
09:28.4
about this morning?
09:30.0
You're not serious.
09:32.6
It has gas cylinders.
09:38.4
and it becomes soda.
09:41.0
That's why it's scary.
09:44.4
No, we're talking
09:53.3
my father comes home
09:55.7
with something like that.
09:58.7
50 years, you know?
10:07.2
Imagine I bought that
10:08.7
and you thought about that
10:10.2
I was 10, 11 years old,
10:13.2
Then he comes home
10:15.7
carbonated drinks for us.
10:17.7
I've run out of words.
10:20.7
The reason behind Baba's
10:21.7
reaction is because Baba and I
10:23.7
that's like twin telepathy.
10:25.7
if I have a person in mind,
10:28.7
I'll just think of him.
10:29.7
I'll buy something for dinner.
10:32.7
that's what I want?
10:33.7
Or even a random thought,
10:34.7
that's what Din thinks
10:36.7
And this happens a lot.
10:38.7
are we going to have
10:43.7
he's still thinking about this.
10:44.7
If I ever thought
10:45.7
to gift this to him,
10:46.7
we never talked about this.
10:48.7
I'll just share it.
10:49.7
We need to rip things off.
10:50.7
And all of you guys did today.
10:51.7
That was the best gift for me.
10:53.7
Taking care of the people
10:54.7
who take care of us.
10:56.7
Winner pala yung mga reactions
10:57.7
ni Baba sa mga gifts niya.
10:58.7
Mami got him a takuri
10:59.7
and Kuya got him perfumes.
11:02.7
mag-gift ko siya kanya siya ah.
11:03.7
But his reaction was so priceless.
11:05.7
You could give him a towel
11:06.7
and he would not know
11:08.7
So Kuya got them perfumes.
11:09.7
And we got Kuya a luggage.
11:11.7
Bilang simulan na ito
11:12.7
ng pagiging kaladgarin niya.
11:14.7
And a cute little cup
11:15.7
para mag-teno sila ni Aman.
11:16.7
Aman got him a scale
11:17.7
para sa pagkain niya.
11:19.7
ito na si Boss Manalo
11:20.7
na naman ang mga rigalo.
11:22.7
Si Kuya bindihan siya
11:23.7
na parang pang PS5 na headphones.
11:30.7
may tubigan na siya.
11:32.7
Nauna pang iPhone
11:33.7
pero wala ka water jug.
11:35.7
Kind of jealous of all your gifts.
11:38.7
Alam mo yung tubigan niya?
11:43.7
Pag mag-gym siya.
11:50.7
First time ye na magkatubigan
11:59.7
Oh, Aman has one more bed.
12:05.7
Ang si Mama Merring
12:07.7
And I got him camping chairs.
12:15.7
I got Mommy a blender.
12:18.7
Pag bakal ko gina, nagbakal ka man.
12:21.7
Nakita ko tumikami ka na tunga.
12:26.5
Ako sige nalang kayo may gamay na siya nga ano.
12:29.9
Pag ang bako, eh, barse na na ako.
12:32.4
Barse ba wala? Bata blender.
12:33.8
Ay, bago lang kabakal si mom.
12:36.3
Kuya got me a body wash and a cleansing soap.
12:39.1
At ang nakuha ko galing kay mommy ay...
12:41.7
It's 11.58 and tulog na ang buong pamilya ko.
12:58.3
This is normally what happens.
13:00.2
Naman talaga, no.
13:01.3
Natutulog sila una.
13:02.4
And yung Christmas mismo is spent, you know, sleeping or alone.
13:08.7
Tapos itong si Jigs.
13:10.2
Nag-message siya.
13:11.1
Ah, voice message.
13:12.3
So, hindi ko pa na-play.
13:14.1
Alam ko na kung ano.
13:15.6
Kasi ang isip ko, yan din ang isi-send ko sa kanya.
13:18.9
So, listen to this.
13:25.3
So, ang gagawin ko ay kakanta din ako.
13:28.8
Magsi-send din ako sa kanya.
13:41.1
Merry Christmas, Jigs!
13:47.1
Christmas morning!
13:50.1
Ang agad niya ako ginising because you're gonna do...
13:52.8
So, ang pinili ko sa kanya ay perler beads.
13:57.3
So, gagawa kami ng mga keychain, ganun.
13:59.3
At magpapatalbogan kami ng design.
14:03.7
Yan na naman ako.
14:04.7
Nakikisali na naman sa activities na mga children.
14:07.9
Hanggang ngayon, hindi ko pa din alam saan ilulugar ang self ko pag Christmas.
14:10.9
Doon pa din ba ako sa children's table?
14:13.5
Or doon na ako sa matandang table?
14:17.2
I still don't know.
14:25.3
Ang galing mga twist.
14:26.4
Magaling ka magbunot ng buhok sa kilikili.
14:30.9
And you get paid for it?
14:37.7
Taas na lang yung minimum wage ngayon, no?
14:40.2
Ako noon, peso lang per hair.
14:46.2
Sa uban, ano, 800.
14:52.2
Anyway, itong mga beads, ipo-form mo lang siya dun sa parang plate mo.
14:56.2
Tapos pag iplansya mo, dumidikit silang lahat.
14:59.2
Natakala ko talaga, medyo confident ako na ang ganda-ganda nang gagawin kong palaka.
15:03.2
Pero parang siyang palaka na nadunot sa daan.
15:07.2
Tapos pwede nang gawing chips.
15:10.2
Pag gumatapos ng video, gusto ko lang gumawa ng...
15:13.2
What I got for Christmas haul?
15:15.2
But first, nag-improve ang aking keychain making skills.
15:19.2
Ginawa ko si Calcifer.
15:21.2
Lahat pala nito, nasa link sa baba.
15:22.2
Baka gusto niyo kasing mag-save na para sa Christmas next year.
15:26.2
Come on, mama. You know I love chicken nuggets.
15:28.2
You know I love planners.
15:29.2
Every year, I have a planner ever since 3 years old ako.
15:33.2
Hindi ko alam basta nakalagay where to next.
15:34.2
Nahanap ko lang siya randomly sa Shopee.
15:36.2
Alam kong panaparasa naman ang mga planner.
15:37.2
Pero ito kasi, parang in line siya sa kung ano gusto kong nangyari.
15:39.2
So yung mga map siya.
15:41.2
May budget tracker.
15:43.2
May map ng Pilipinas.
15:45.2
Kung saan ka na nakapunta.
15:46.2
Basta maganda ang pagka-format niya.
15:48.2
Tapos pwede ka pang basa-basahin every month.
15:50.2
So hindi siya parang boring lang na planner.
15:52.2
Ang dami niyang ganap.
15:53.2
At maganda pa yung design niya.
15:55.2
Parang vintage leatherette.
15:58.2
Biggest purchase for myself ay ang tubigan ko.
16:00.2
My emotional support water bottle.
16:04.2
Noong nakita ko ito sa TikTok,
16:05.2
mga reviews parang,
16:07.2
Oh my gosh, it's so smooth to see.
16:09.2
Panless water bottle.
16:11.2
Uy, COA water bottle lang.
16:12.2
Nung smooth-smooth ka dyan.
16:14.2
Nung tinry ko dun.
16:16.2
Hindi ko kayo binubudol.
16:17.2
Sine-share ko lang yung experience ko.
16:21.2
Yung ustro niya kasi nasa loob.
16:23.2
Parang walang hagod.
16:24.2
Parang hindi ka kumihipap.
16:25.2
Parang diretsyo lang siya sa bunga mo.
16:27.2
Sa safe and secure pa ang mouthpiece niya.
16:30.2
Keeps ya water cold.
16:32.2
Basta guys, hindi siya parang maliit na.
16:36.2
This one is a gift.
16:49.2
I don't know what to say.
16:51.2
Ewan ko kung paano niya alam.
16:55.2
Napataan ko lang na sinabi na,
16:57.2
Uy, kailangan ko na pala ng bagong sapatos.
16:58.2
Kasi isa lang talaga yung sapatos ko, diba?
17:00.2
At hindi ako pumapalitan.
17:01.2
At hindi siya nasisira.
17:02.2
Yung sapatos ko na,
17:05.2
One year na siya.
17:07.2
Wasak niya na kasi.
17:09.2
Yan lang yung suot ko.
17:13.2
Na gantong-ganto yung binili niya.
17:16.2
Hindi siya sobrang layo sa,
17:18.2
Sobrang ako pa din talaga siya.
17:19.2
Tapos iba lang ang material niya.
17:22.2
Ang ganda black siya sa likod.
17:26.2
Shoe of the year.
17:28.2
Thank you my dear friend.
17:32.2
Pinundaran ako ng Lula Club.
17:34.2
Ng tote bag nila.
17:36.2
I have yet to use.
17:37.2
I have yet to use this.
17:39.2
Nagulat lang ako,
17:40.2
Nung pinadala ko ng Lula Club.
17:45.2
Layo ko naman sa branding niyo.
17:47.2
Pero sige na nga lang.
17:49.2
And gusto ko na may short,
17:50.2
And may long sleeve.
17:53.2
So thank you Lula Club.
17:54.2
Tapos may mga notebooks pa ito sa loob.
17:57.2
Syempre nagamit ko na.
17:58.2
Alam ko na siya in.
17:59.2
Basta nagamit ko na.
18:00.2
Sobrang cute ang mga notebooks,
18:01.2
Nung nasa loob nito.
18:06.2
Naglad lang kahit papano,
18:07.2
Na nagiging alive na ulit ang Christmas spirit.
18:09.2
Kasi alala ko parang,
18:11.2
Parang walang nag-gift.
18:13.2
Walang nagsa-celebrate.
18:16.2
Walang nagpre-prepare.
18:18.2
Kahit hindi na siya,
18:21.2
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw era.
18:24.2
Mas okay okay na siya.
18:25.2
Dito sa household namin ngayon.
18:29.2
Kayo pa din ang best gift ko.
