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00:05.7
Ipagbaliban aking takot
00:19.7
Narapin ko ang pangani
00:21.4
Lupigin ko aking dilamot
00:25.5
Kung saan ang daan natatahakin
00:28.0
Sundin ko ang alap
00:30.5
Ng puso at aking damdamin
00:33.1
Sa mundo ng gaguluhan
00:39.4
Pangarap hindi bitawag
00:43.1
Pagsanid ng taluluan inisip
00:46.5
Walang pipigil sa'kin
00:48.5
Ulusok ng kapangyarihan
00:52.4
Kung saan aking papa
00:54.4
Sigurin ang langit
00:56.4
Kahit pakamatapos
00:58.0
Kaya'n ay papalapit
00:59.8
Ipagtatanggol ang aking kapalan
01:03.3
Ipagalimwa na gamitiliin
01:10.7
Yun, yun, yun, yun
01:15.7
Kamusta, kamusta, kamusta
01:17.1
Kwentuhan lang tayo dun sa nangyari kanina
01:19.6
Mabilis na cheat chat lang
01:22.2
Actually may upload ako later on tonight
01:26.6
Teka, bakit nawala yung video?
01:27.6
Bakit nawala yung video?
01:27.6
Bakit nawala yung video?
01:28.0
Bakit nawala yung tunog ko?
01:28.9
Wait lang ha, nawala yung tunog ko
01:31.7
Malalaman nila kung ano yung ginagawa ko eh
01:36.5
Medyo marami lang work
01:38.1
Pero okay lang yun
01:39.1
Play lang ako, kasensya
01:41.1
Okay, so, kamusta?
01:45.1
Kamusta po ang lahat?
01:46.5
Di ko david po pala ulit
01:47.7
Right back at it again
01:48.6
With another pem-pem-pem-pem
01:53.0
51 tayo, naging 38 na lang
01:55.6
Kwentuhan lang naman tayo ngayon
01:57.0
Wala naman masyadong
01:59.3
Ayoko munang sumausaw sa mga
02:02.0
Kailangan kong sausawan dahil
02:07.5
Ngayon, mamaya po meron akong kailangan gawin
02:09.8
So, inaasikasuin ko yun later on
02:15.7
Bukas ng umaga or siguro mamayang
02:19.6
Sobrang laugh trip talaga siya
02:22.3
Sobrang laugh trip talaga siya
02:28.0
Meron kaming segment doon kay Master Han
02:32.7
Sana isama nila yun, tol
02:34.2
Sobrang laugh trip yun, tangina
02:36.8
At sya, ano yun eh
02:41.5
Hindi naman sa magkamali
02:43.7
Kada meron silang pwedeng i-joke
02:46.8
Ijo-joke nila talaga
02:48.0
As in, sobrang laugh trip talaga
02:49.6
Para ang naawid sa sobrang daming tawa mo
02:52.5
Sana nga hindi magtapos eh
02:55.0
Kasi ang haba ng kwentuhan namin eh
02:58.0
Pero, shoutouts muna tayo sa mga nagpapa-shoutouts
03:02.7
Oo, talaga, sobra
03:08.5
Boss Gaba Pagmahal
03:13.0
Pen, pen, pen, pen
03:14.0
Tapos nakakatawa yung
03:26.2
Solid yung guesting
03:31.2
Kasi medyo marami talagang nasabing
03:35.2
Pero, nakakatawa naman siya
03:36.9
As in, sobrang laugh trip talaga siya
03:42.8
Hindi ko pa alam si Jokoy
03:43.9
Ano ba nangyari kay Jokoy
03:45.9
Pare, yung mga BBM chant talaga
03:48.2
Sobrang laugh trip talaga yun
03:51.2
Hindi ko lang alam
03:52.0
Antayin nyo na lang siguro
03:54.1
Naging sakto yung guestings ko eh
03:57.7
Basta nakandami talaga
04:01.6
Pinaka-memorable sa akin
04:03.1
Yung master hand segment namin
04:08.4
Abangan nyo na lang
04:10.2
Shoutouts din dun sa
04:15.0
Thoughts on Jokoy
04:17.4
Nag-bomb siya sa Golden Globes
04:18.9
Sige, mag-react tayo dun mamaya
04:20.7
Siguro mga 20 minutes in pa
04:23.7
And di payag ka ba
04:27.7
Sa tahan ng pinakamasaya
04:34.0
Between 10 to 20k
04:35.6
Pass na siguro ako
04:36.7
Mas pipiliin ko na lang
04:39.2
Okay lang kung mag-guest sa
04:40.5
Itbolagan ng Libre
04:45.7
Kasi hindi ko talaga gusto yung
04:50.1
TVJ na ako solid eh
04:52.8
Mas welcoming kasi yung
04:56.1
Parang pamilya sila talaga
05:00.3
Hindi ko lang alam
05:02.4
Saan ni Chris Fortano
05:05.0
Ayun umabot sa live
05:09.2
Ayaan mo na sila tol
05:10.2
Inadvisa na lang kami
05:12.8
Na huwag munang pumatol
05:14.3
Meron pang mga inaasikaso
05:17.2
Tsaka na lang natin sila patulan ulit
05:19.8
Ang hirap kasing kadibaten
05:22.2
Nang ayaw sa facts
05:23.9
Antay na lang muna namin
05:25.1
Lumabas yung mga dapat
00:00.0
05:57.680 --> 05:58.020
06:01.0
Si Coach Chotreyes
06:04.8
Andami kong foul din na joke
06:07.0
Na nag-iingat ako
06:08.2
Baka mademanda ka
06:09.4
Baka mademanda ako
06:10.9
Pero meron akong iba talaga
06:12.2
Binigyan ko talaga
06:19.5
O Coach Chotreyes
06:21.1
Bigyan mo ng rating
06:31.4
Nag-enjoy ako doon
06:34.5
First time kong tumawa
06:38.5
Yung parang masaya ka lang talaga
06:41.1
Yung problema mo sa labas
06:46.6
Lalo yung kay Masterhan
06:49.3
Sorry kay Masterhan
06:55.1
Ayaw kong i-spoil
06:56.0
Gusto ko pag nando na
06:59.5
Na masaya kasi talaga
07:01.4
And umiwas naman kami doon
07:03.5
Sa mga dapat iwasan
07:04.7
Hindi ko minention yung mga
07:10.0
Walang mention doon
07:14.9
Ng kabilang parlor
07:15.9
Miski yung kabilang parlor
07:20.7
Kasi gusto ko lang
07:34.6
Hayaan na natin muna sila
07:37.8
Napaka liberating
07:44.8
Kasi pag gumanon ka dito
07:47.1
Strike ka ka agad
07:51.3
Hindi ka pwede mag hail
07:58.0
Sana kung may Patreon kayo
07:59.6
Panoorin nyo na ngayon
08:02.8
Kung gusto nyo lang
08:04.4
Nang dalawang oras
08:06.3
Kasi kung ano-ano
08:07.7
Nang pinag-usapan namin doon
08:09.3
Kada babangka ako
08:11.0
Babarahin nila ako
08:14.5
Kasi gusto ko din
08:31.4
Isang sigaw naman dyan
08:32.6
Watching while working
08:36.7
Dahil may work na si Jer Iso
08:40.4
Hindi ko na matandaan
08:45.3
Kung anong episode ako eh
08:46.5
Basta sinabi ko sa kanila
08:47.8
Na yung isang tao
08:49.0
Na gusto nilang i-guess
08:50.9
Magdo-donate ako ng significant
08:53.1
Kuha nila yung tao na yun
08:56.7
Magbubo sa podcast pa nila
09:01.1
Para sa akin kasi
09:03.9
Nung platform nila talaga
09:05.3
Parang ang niroroast
09:07.8
Tapos yung roast pa talaga
09:09.1
Yung best comedians
09:10.3
Dito sa Pilipinas
09:11.3
Ang galing nung ano eh
09:13.9
Anong pangalan ng Chinito
09:15.1
Yung matangkad na Chinito
09:16.4
Putang ina yung mga jokes niya
09:20.4
Hindi mo nakikita talaga eh
09:23.0
Ayoko lang i-spoil eh
09:25.8
Sobrang laugh trip
09:34.8
Anong kalokohan doon
09:41.0
So congrats tol pare
09:42.1
Basta nakita namin na
09:45.2
Masaya kami lahat dito
09:46.2
Palakpakan tayo ka Jerry
09:48.6
Si G.B. Labrador oh
09:53.6
At saka si Ryan Reims
09:54.8
Yung biglang ihirit
10:01.5
At saka si Nonong
10:04.6
Napagkakaisahan ako
10:06.6
Ano bang pangalan
10:07.5
Nung isa yung nandito
10:08.5
Yung naka white kanina
10:18.1
Nakakatawa talaga siya
10:21.3
Ayoko nang matapos eh
10:23.5
Gusto ko magkwentuhan lang kami
10:29.0
Yung chant ng BBM
10:33.0
Pag napalood ni Sass
10:35.7
Yung episode namin
10:47.7
It's worth the time na
10:49.1
This is one of the best guestings
10:55.9
So yung isang tao
10:58.5
Na kung magkano man yung TF niya
11:00.9
Kasi I want this person
11:02.4
To be on your podcast
11:03.7
Kasi sobrang laugh trip talaga
11:05.6
As in sobrang saya niya
11:07.7
If there is a word
11:10.4
Shoutouts din kay ano
11:11.6
Kay Pasta Game ba yun
11:12.9
Anong pangalan naman po
11:13.8
Teka-teka lang ha
11:14.6
Kasi ang sarap nung ano niya
11:18.7
Ano ba yung kinain ko sa kanya
11:20.6
Dinitira ko yun eh
11:22.4
Kay Pasta Game eto
11:24.0
Sobrang sarap nun
11:27.5
Sobrang sarap talaga
11:29.5
Sobrang sarap dito
11:32.2
Hindi ako nagbibiro ah
11:34.0
Lagi akong umuorder
11:35.7
Nung brilliant tako
11:36.6
Dito lang ako nakatikim
11:37.8
Nung legit na brilliant tako
11:40.5
Yung may pagmamahal
11:42.5
Hindi puro sibuyas
11:49.3
Al nagpipitch dun
11:54.5
Mag-isip ng joke pari
11:59.3
Ay puta ako nga no
12:00.8
Sumigaw ko ng BBM
12:03.0
Puta nagstart ako
12:08.3
Mas the best pa sa TPTK
12:10.0
Yung sa atin kasi
12:12.4
Parang diary ko na yung
12:16.4
Tawanan lang talaga
12:18.3
Isa na naman dyan
13:01.8
Baka magulat kayo
13:03.3
Kasi parang may mga
13:04.9
Yung parang nag super sayan ako
13:07.1
Nung mga topic na yung mga
13:10.0
Sabi ko nga kahit saan kami umabot eh
13:11.8
Pero hindi ko nasasabihin kung ano yun
13:16.8
Pag lumagpas sa dalawang tuto
13:20.0
Ronald Patrick Lab
13:24.1
Ang mga galaw dumidikit daw
13:26.1
Ang mga galawang dumidikit daw sa'yo, kuwis.
13:30.4
Hindi ko gets yan eh.
13:32.7
Ano ba ibig sabihin nun?
13:34.3
Ako nag-enjoy lang ako kanina, yun lang.
13:37.2
Tapos nagulat ako, ano ba ibig sabihin nun?
13:39.7
Hindi ko talaga alam ha.
13:42.4
Alam nyo, kung may issue sa'kin si Atty. Libayan,
13:45.3
hayaan nyo na siya.
13:46.4
Issue niya yun, tol.
13:49.0
Issue niya sa akin yun.
13:50.5
Issue niya yun sa, ano niya,
13:52.8
sa, tawag dito sa community niya.
13:55.8
Hayaan na natin, tol.
13:57.2
Ano ba, kailangan ba lagi pag-uusapan natin yun?
14:00.2
Siyempre, minsan naman, time first tayo.
14:03.1
Kasi offline, pinag-uusapan na rin namin lagi yung si Atty. Libayan
14:07.0
at saka yung mga cohorts niya, yung cabal of vloggers niya.
14:11.3
Kung ano yung ginagawa nila dito eh.
14:13.1
Tapos, kailangan ko pa bang laging idikit sa akin yun?
14:17.3
Kung may problema siya sa akin, he can always take me to court.
14:20.0
Walang problema yun.
14:20.9
Kung doon aabot, wala akong magagawa doon.
14:24.6
Karapatan niya yun sa due process.
14:25.8
Pero, ang sinasabi ko lang, huwag naman sana na parate na lang na kailangan
14:30.3
sasagutin ko si Kayu, sasagutin ko si Teacher Mark, sasagutin ko si ganito.
14:35.6
Hindi matatapos yung sagutan na yan.
14:38.0
Kita mo yung Teacher Mark na yan.
14:39.7
Parating ano ng ano.
14:41.0
Eh, nagsawa na rin ako.
14:42.3
What's the point?
14:43.7
Yung simpleng bagay na explanation ko,
14:47.1
i-blown out of proportion nila.
14:49.5
Hindi, haan mo na.
14:50.4
Magtawan na na lang natin.
14:53.2
Ayan, nadamay ka bigla.
14:55.1
Oo nga eh, nagulat ako eh.
14:56.8
Binaba na, oh, kayaan mo, kayaan mo.
15:02.2
Alam mo yun, ako basta masaya ako kasi this is the first time na parang yung
15:09.7
nag-guest ako sa isang podcast or isang guestings na yung parang sobrang welcomed ako.
15:18.9
Yun wala lang, natutuwa ako.
15:20.2
Parang sila yung team payaman na puro gago.
15:25.1
At saka ang sarap ng pagkain.
15:28.6
So ako, nag-pledge ako doon na kapag may kailangan sila doon sa buuwin para kunin yung isang social media influencer,
15:38.2
I will help out the best way I can.
15:40.7
Kasi mahal ko yung community ko eh.
15:42.6
Kayong natitira sa akin, yung mga nasa Facebook na paminsan pupunta rito,
15:48.8
yung mga, yung mga, basta kasi okay naman nga ako ngayon dahil
15:54.4
marami tayong opportunities eh.
15:56.1
So why not give it back to the people na nandito sa akin at nag-i-stay, right?
16:00.6
So yun, ano lang ako, I feel really good right now.
16:05.1
Sana lang ilabas nila kasi sobrang talaga.
16:07.2
Tanong nyo si Coach Reyes, Coach Chot Reyes, kung gaano ka-weld yun kanina.
16:13.8
Natutuwa lang ako.
16:15.0
Nadamay ka bigla sa post.
16:18.7
Kung ano man yung nagawa ko sa taon na yun, let me just apologize para tapos na.
16:24.4
I don't know what I did.
16:28.5
Ayoko magsalita Christopher Milabo pero gusto ko lang na mag-guess yung tao na yun.
16:34.9
Malay niyo si Kong TV pala yun, diba?
16:36.7
So hindi natin alam.
16:38.1
Pero gusto ko na doon siya kasi I think the person is really smart yun.
16:42.3
May hearing ngayon sa linggo.
16:47.1
Palakpakan natin si Senator Rafi dahil may hearing na naman daw.
16:54.4
Kasi ngayon talaga, I would really like to, ganito kasi yung ano ko sa TULFO ah.
16:59.9
Yung sa akin ah, sasabihin ko lang sa inyo.
17:02.3
Yung role ko sa TULFO is just to correct mistakes.
17:05.9
Halimbawa yung sa schedule.
17:07.4
Yun lang, kukorekin lang natin yun.
17:09.3
Ayaw naman nila magpakorect.
17:11.0
Pinapakita na nga sa inyo yung schedule nung mama.
17:13.8
Ayaw pa rin maniwala.
17:14.9
Eh di, tapos na yung usapan.
17:21.1
Hey, it's Micheline time.
17:23.5
Hello, what's up?
17:25.0
Lods, kailan palabas?
17:27.3
Yan ang hindi ko alam.
17:28.6
Yan ang hindi ko alam.
17:29.6
Kasi nga, kailangan nyatang i-censored nila yung iba doon.
17:33.6
Kasi sobrang wild talaga.
17:35.3
Tanungin nyo si Coach Chatreyes.
17:36.8
Ayan o, isa yan sa mga Patreon.
17:40.5
Hindi lang ako yung wild eh.
17:44.6
And you know, it's really fun.
17:46.7
Yun lang, yung idea na you're just hanging out.
17:52.9
You're just saying,
17:54.4
yung shit na nakakatawa, diba?
17:56.8
Tapos, Epstein, oh meron na, nakalabas na yun.
18:00.8
Hindi ko po alam.
18:01.6
Hindi ko po alam kung kailan.
18:03.3
Tingnan natin yung si Jokoy, ha?
18:22.5
Yo, I got the gig!
18:24.4
Oh, yung daming dislike ha.
18:27.5
Babalikan yung mamaya na yan.
18:30.7
6.11 to 6.13 ka ata.
18:36.1
Basta, antayan nyo na lang.
18:38.3
Kung may Patreon kayo, go ahead and do the Patreon moves.
18:41.6
Sana mapahap yaw ng free subs.
18:45.3
Ano yung nangyari sa'yo, Noob Zero?
18:47.3
Nawalan ka na na ba ng...
18:48.4
Magkano na ba yung ano ko?
18:49.8
79 pa rin naman ha.
18:51.1
Nag-mahal na ba ako?
18:52.9
And, magkano na gasto sa ngipin, boss?
18:56.0
Ang ngayon, bahaputan.
18:57.7
May nakapansin na rin, syempre.
19:04.1
Basta medyo malaki-laki.
19:05.3
Pero, ano naman yan?
19:07.7
Galing yan sa hirap at syaga.
19:09.5
Kasi, alam ko kasi pupunta ako sa Team Payaman Fair.
19:15.6
Ano itong ngyari?
19:23.5
Merong galing sa ano eh.
19:25.3
Merong galing sa kondo namin sa Pasig.
19:31.3
Basahin natin ha.
19:32.4
Teka, papakita ko sa inyo.
19:33.8
Kasi, ito yung negosyo namin eh.
19:37.5
This is to notify the Department of Transportation.
19:42.0
And, starting 8-12.
19:45.9
This is a reference upcoming construction activity of the OTR.
19:48.6
Particular project of the Inland Zone.
19:50.4
Which has verified affected with the environment.
19:52.6
Please take note that there are 4 persons who will conduct the survey.
19:56.7
And will take half a day for a small square meter unit's preconditioned survey activities compelled.
20:03.7
So, may pupunta lang sa ano.
20:08.2
So, may kondo kasi kami sa Pasig.
20:10.9
Ako yung magmamanage.
20:12.2
And, of course, ako yung gumagastos pag may sira.
20:17.4
Favorite comedic skit line ni Jokoy is yung Japanese porn.
20:22.3
Pwede stressed niya.
20:23.9
Nachım agos enắc.
20:29.2
He daw, mayroon di ba.
20:30.4
Balik akong authority.
20:33.6
Look at niya lahat.
20:34.6
Mayroon lang pala yung subscribe na ang PY afair.
20:38.4
At yung pinapunta lang ito eh.
20:42.2
Ayon kasi pa kaya i-포.
20:43.2
Ibig sabi ka okay ok kaya sa Pale.
20:44.4
ang meet-up namin is
20:48.7
October. Ayun yung, ay, of
20:52.2
Wala pa yung full episode sa
20:53.8
Boss ND. Anong topic mo ngayong gabi?
20:56.5
Wala lang. Kwentuhan lang tayo. Masama ba?
20:58.9
Masama ba nakamustahin ko
21:00.5
ang mga buhay-buhay nyo? Ha?
21:14.4
Iwan na lang muna ang
21:30.1
Susie's again. Teka. Balik tayo sa inyo.
21:40.3
experience. Siguro, I'll try to
21:42.0
watch more comedy shows kasi parang
21:44.1
nakaka-relieve siya eh. Especially
21:48.4
ah, last two weeks ng
21:50.1
December, it was very stressful. Kuya Nico,
21:52.2
anong reaction nyo sa laban
21:54.1
ni Sharon at sa Smuglas usapang
21:56.1
rap battle? Ang, magaling si, magaling parehas.
22:00.1
ang pinaka-paborito ko doon, yung
22:01.9
ano, yung, ano yun?
22:04.2
Yung, yung mga batang
22:08.3
Kailan kaya nga, Nison?
22:09.9
Kilala ko yung si Nison, ah. Pagbigyan muna
22:12.0
natin yan. Hindi naman yan importante.
22:14.1
Teka lang, ah. Panoorin na natin
22:16.2
itong joke ko inyo kasi gusto nyo
22:17.9
ito eh. Sige. Okay.
22:20.1
Panoorin na natin.
22:21.3
Ten days ago, you want a perfect monologue?
22:25.9
Jokoy got the 2024 Golden Globes
22:27.8
off to a bumpy start. Going off script
22:30.0
as some of his jokes were met with not so enthusiastic
22:32.2
reactions. The night's host
22:34.2
aimed zingers at the year's biggest TV shows
22:36.1
and films, including
22:38.1
After the audience's response to his
22:42.0
next Barbie joke, he suddenly went off
22:44.1
script. The key moment in Barbie
22:46.1
is when she goes from perfect beauty
22:48.6
Ah, okay. So, ah, cool lang
22:52.1
yung prep time. Yun ba yun? Ah, tingnan natin
22:56.2
si Chris Rock nag-aana siya eh. Nag-parang
22:59.9
Doob Sirot. Ah, oh my God.
23:02.1
YouTube, thank you so much for
23:03.7
the 10 gifted sub. Oh, no.
23:07.1
Maraming salamat, tol.
23:11.6
Para sa akin, ano eh, ah,
23:15.3
comedians, it's not an easy
23:17.4
job. Ah, kasi yung timing mo
23:19.4
has to be perfect. And yung
23:21.2
spontaneity din, it has to be
23:23.4
perfect. Hindi madaling magpatawa.
23:25.7
Madaling magpagalit eh. Kasi
23:27.3
yan yung, ah, yan yung
23:29.3
isa sa madaling emotion na
23:31.2
i-invoke eh. Pero yung pagpapasaya
23:33.1
ng tao, mahirap yan. So,
23:35.1
I think we should all give Jokoy a break
23:37.4
kasi nga 10 days lang yun. And,
23:39.8
ah, kasi when you're
23:41.5
an American comedian, kailangan
23:43.6
medyo woke yung mga
23:44.9
joke mo. Para, kasi nga,
23:47.5
Hollywood is very woke or
23:49.1
medyo leftist yung philosophy nila.
23:52.1
So, kailangan, ah, kailangan
23:57.5
medyo yung jokes mo are
23:59.4
culturally relevant, hindi
24:01.4
offensive. So, ayun nga,
24:03.8
um, yung mga jokes nya are,
24:05.8
you know, medyo sexist eh, diba?
24:07.7
Yung flat-footed, blah, blah, blah, big boobs.
24:10.4
Ah, sexist jokes yun,
24:11.4
which Hollywood is not, ah,
24:13.6
inclined to like anymore. So,
24:15.8
kaya siguro siya nag-bomb dun sa audience
24:17.8
na yun. Yun yung analysis ko dun, ah.
24:19.6
Kasi nga, ah, kami ni
24:21.4
Comicsman, mahili kaming manood ng mga
24:23.4
ganyang klaseng, ane,
24:24.9
comedic, ane, ah,
24:27.6
yung mga ganyang klaseng philosophy
24:31.8
So, yun nga, siguro ganun
24:33.6
yung dahilan kung bakit nag-bomb
24:35.6
siya. Pero I don't blame him, eh, kasi mahirap
24:37.6
talaga magpatawangin sa Amerika. Dito
24:39.5
sa Pilipinas, medyo,
24:41.9
medyo madali lang.
24:43.6
Mga monokso ko lang dito, diba?
24:47.2
mahirap yung ginagawa ni Jokoy.
24:49.6
I agree, I agree. Ah,
24:52.1
ah, bukas pa, upload.
24:53.5
Hindi ko lang alam, ah, Mark, ah, Kian,
24:55.5
Troy, ah, Aaron Libiago, shout-out.
24:57.5
Shout-out sa iyo.
25:04.3
Aaron Carl, all that's
25:05.4
ang BL rivalry. Lakas ng mga
25:09.5
Anong tumalong sa kanila?
25:10.6
Ah, yung komedya,
25:13.3
na, yung kung komedyan ka, kung matagal
25:15.1
ka na sa industry, ah, at may pangalan
25:17.2
ka na, pwede ka na mag-all-out. Pero hindi
25:19.1
ka, pag hindi ka medyo kilala,
25:21.3
off ka. O nga, siguro,
25:23.1
si Chris, si, ano, si
25:24.5
Jokoy, hindi pa siya level
25:27.2
ni Chris Rock at saka ni,
25:28.8
Uy! Thank you so much for the 10 gifted
25:31.0
sub. Ah, hindi, hindi, hindi.
25:35.1
Diba, narinig ko eh, comics,
25:37.0
narinig mo yung konting beat niya. Mukhang,
25:39.0
ano eh, no, mukhang medyo sexist,
25:41.3
no, mukhang doon talaga,
25:42.4
ah, mukhang doon talaga
25:44.2
umayaw yung mga, tawag dito,
25:48.2
yung mga, ano eh, yung mga
25:49.6
audience eh. Ah, next week,
25:52.7
ah, humor is the best,
25:54.2
humor is very subjective,
25:55.8
hirap talaga. True.
25:58.2
Ah, ilang episode, isa lang daw yata eh,
26:00.4
I'm not so sure, ah, antayin nyo na lang
26:02.2
siguro pinaka the best, or subscribe
26:04.1
to their Patreon para mapanood nyo na ngayon.
26:06.7
Ah, Ricky Jervis talks about
26:09.8
Yan ang gusto ko. That is
26:12.2
going to be solid if that's happened.
26:14.2
Ah, sila Geek Fam, sila, sila,
26:16.0
ah, sila Skember Lou.
26:17.8
Comics man, bakit mo ako binlock sa channel mo?
26:20.3
Ako ba, ako yata yung nang-block sa'yo,
26:22.2
tol, sorry, ah, kasi naka-auto-block
26:24.5
ako dun sa mga words na
26:26.1
ah, against kay comics. Pasensya na
26:28.2
kayo, pinaprotektaan ko lang si comics from
26:30.1
ah, the constant harassment that
26:32.2
he is getting from the other side.
26:34.2
Sorry, sorry, my bad.
26:36.0
RJ, ah, patawarin mo ako.
26:42.2
nagpaulan si DJ, salamat. Okay,
26:44.1
salamat sa kanya talaga. I prefer
26:46.2
dark humor like Monty Python.
26:48.1
Comics man, minsan pasok ka naman sa kanila,
26:50.8
ah, pasok naman sa kanila
26:52.1
card sexy. Siguro eto kasi,
26:54.0
Hollywood kasi, Hollywood elites eh,
26:56.1
diba? Pagka mga Golden Globe yan,
26:58.5
they expect you to say
27:04.0
Diba parang ganun yung ano,
27:05.9
yung ano nila, yung hilat siya nila.
27:08.7
Good boy ng Jabban,
27:09.9
Kuya Nico, birthday ko. Happy birthday,
27:17.9
double edge joke.
27:20.2
ah, kasi joke na joke ay maging
27:22.0
funny, pwede din maging offensive. Pwede,
27:24.1
ganun naman talaga eh.
27:26.0
Di ko naman inaharas, nakikinig lang ako lagi.
27:28.0
Ba't kaya? Sige nga,
27:29.6
aanban kita, wag kang magalala, RJ.
27:32.2
Um, pwede naman, makikita naman
27:36.2
kasi mod din niya ako eh.
27:38.0
Ah, disanay ang Pinoy sa
27:39.8
Pinoy deep humor.
27:42.2
dito kasi medyo ano lang tayo
27:44.3
medyo mababaw lang tayo
27:45.8
ang problema lang talaga
27:50.4
makaangat ng jokes dito sa tingin ko
27:53.7
yung example, pag nag joke na sa
27:56.5
religion, kampi-kampihan
27:58.8
na diba, so I don't know
28:00.5
sa kanila kasi talagang no holds barred
28:02.7
yan eh, kamusta na kayo
28:04.6
ni Josh Monica, Kuya Nix, okay naman kami
28:08.4
kung tutuloy pa yung podcast namin ha, pero
28:10.3
I would really like to
28:11.6
gisa yung lalaki na yan, most of the time
28:14.5
roasting ang mga Hollywood sa mga
28:16.1
and monologues sa mga award shows
28:17.8
e di kay Gervais no, grabe yun
28:20.8
pero si Chris Rock
28:24.5
hindi sinampal si Jokoy
28:25.7
very formal kasi ata
28:28.5
yung award, medyo off yung audience
28:30.0
well, it's a woke crowd, dandaan nyo Hollywood is
28:32.4
always woke, kaya sila ganon
28:34.2
ang babaw ng mga humor
28:36.3
ang babaw ng humor sa Pinas
28:43.5
parang si Gold, si Gold nakakatawa yun
28:45.7
si Gold yung ano niya
28:47.1
yung joke niya sa, yung kulto
28:50.9
laugh trip talaga yun eh
28:53.6
kung hindi ka masyadong
28:57.8
syempre, may ma-offend
29:00.4
doon, wala eh, ganon talaga
29:01.6
at saka yung kay Jilin din, nakakatawa yun
29:06.4
ako, hindi ko makakalimutan yung mga yun
29:39.4
on the time, eh, kailangan akong gawin to eh
29:46.6
okay, so balik tayo doon
29:51.2
pasensya na, trabaho lang ng
29:54.3
ah, Gualdia Sibil, kapag dark humor
29:56.1
ka dito sa Pinas, maraming
29:58.7
magme-message siya, natili mo na yun
30:00.3
ah, last hosting gig ni Jokoy
30:02.9
yun, ah, yes, I think so
30:04.8
recent lang yun eh
30:05.8
normie joke sa Pinas
30:08.4
hindi, kaso, sila ano ah
30:09.8
in fairness kila, dito sa
30:12.1
sa cool pals, ah, grabe
30:14.0
tsaka si Red, si Red, nakakatawa din yun eh
30:16.2
ang, nakakatawa yung mga
30:18.0
jokes nila talaga, as in yung
30:19.8
impromptu, putang ina pare, parang ano
30:21.9
parang isang, parang comedy show
30:24.0
kasi sila bumanat eh, so yung
30:25.7
buong ano na yun, tangina, hindi mo alam
30:28.0
kung saan nang gagaling yung jokes eh
30:29.5
parang ano, parang ang sinusuntok
30:31.5
tas hindi mo nakikita kung saan na
30:36.0
sabihin yung iba eh, pero natawang tawa talaga ako
30:38.2
doon sa 30,000 eh, tangina talaga
30:41.1
ah, kapag nagdrop ka ng
30:43.9
dark humor, ah, nako Brad
30:45.7
papatamain ka ng mga keyboard
30:48.1
warriors, oh, cancel ka kaagad
30:49.8
sa sobrang babaw ng humor dito sa Pinas
30:52.1
parang binabala ko nalang mag-beg
30:54.0
rin sa US or Scotland, huwag na, huwag naman
30:57.9
ayun ah, may 100 cap
30:59.2
ah, eto lang, ah, Miss
31:01.8
Miss Katkat ha, excuse me lang po ah
31:04.8
Apoluna po ay nagtitimpla ng kape
31:09.7
limang buwan niya ng sahod yan
31:11.9
bakit ko naman po siya babayaran
31:13.9
over someone na nagkakamali about
31:16.8
ah, alam ko yan eh
31:20.1
kasi yan din yung ginawa ko kay Kayu
31:21.9
kasi tinatarantado niya ako noon eh
31:25.1
ah, hindi ko naman siguro
31:27.9
tinatarantado si Apoluna
31:29.5
diba, sinasabihan ko lang na tanga siya
31:31.6
kasi mali-mali yung sinasabi, so
31:33.3
hindi applicable sa akin yung ginagawa ko noon
31:36.0
ayaw niya lang makipagdebate
31:38.2
alam niyang mali siya
31:39.2
so okay, so hindi ako magbabayad ng 100,000
31:42.1
peso sa nagtitimpla ng kape
31:43.7
limang buwan niyang sahod yan
31:45.2
ah, kulang pa yan sa mga
31:47.8
ano niya, sa mga ginagawa niya dito sa internet
31:53.9
Comedy Manila, yan Comedy Manila pala
31:55.9
Boss Andy, shoutouts birthday ko ngayon
31:57.4
Mr. Kentot, happy birthday sa'yo
31:59.2
ah, Mark Ian Troy, my team
32:03.9
ah, si Red Goods yun, oh
32:05.3
alam, para sa akin ha, si Red yung
32:08.2
of the best na comedians dito sa Pilipinas
32:10.6
kasi, ah, nanonood ako ng mga stand-up niya eh
32:13.5
sobrang talino niya mag-stand-up eh
32:15.3
sila, magaling din naman lahat sila
32:17.0
actually, lahat sila talaga magtira
32:18.7
speaking of comedians
32:20.9
ah, thoughts mo kay Cat Williams na na-expose
32:23.4
ha? may expose siya si
32:25.5
may bago si Cat Williams, talaga
32:27.4
idol ko yan si Cat Williams
32:29.2
si Cryptochronic, ano like
32:30.7
yung ano, yung sa weed, yung mga joke niya about sa weed
32:33.4
need ka ata mag-upgrade ng PC
32:38.2
tas talo ka pa ba sa
32:39.3
ah, tas talo ka pa pa
32:41.3
oh nga eh, huwag na, huwag niya nang patulan to
32:43.0
wala, ano naman yan, ginagaya lang ako naman
32:45.3
yan, armada, armado
32:47.2
ah, debunk, debunk dito eh
32:49.6
ayaan mo nang i-stylebite nila ko
32:51.9
at least alam ko na ako yung original
32:53.6
ah, mas maganda pang manood nila sila
32:55.9
mas maganda pang nanonood
32:57.9
ah, sa inyo sa live
32:58.9
thank you, thank you Christopher
32:59.9
okay ba yun? ah, hindi ako magbabayad ng 100k
33:04.6
kahit kanino, okay
33:08.2
araw nyo nga ako kinokontent, babayaran ko pa kayo
33:10.8
tangin na, timpla mo kaya ako ng kape
33:13.1
para matuwa naman ako sa'yo
33:15.1
ah, oo, panoorin mo yung interview with Shannon Sharp
33:22.9
Kat Williams, totoo ba yan?
33:24.7
favorite ko tong si Kat Williams
33:28.0
nasubaybayan ko yung nag-i-start siya
33:31.0
yung pimpen out na
33:35.0
yung pimpen out na kanyang start
33:37.6
ah, yung pimpen out na kanyang start
33:39.9
tas ngayon kasi medyo political na yung
33:42.1
kanyang mga jokes ngayon eh
33:44.4
ah, more on Obama siya
33:46.5
so, ano, ano ba yun?
33:49.7
saan, saan, saan siya naglilin?
33:53.8
anti-Trump, at saka
33:57.4
ano, anong side yun?
34:00.2
ah, sorry, hindi, hindi na ako
34:01.9
masyadong familiar sa ano ah
34:08.1
paniwalaan without context
34:15.2
Antayin nyo na lang kasi yung report
34:17.0
ng CNN siguro by the
34:19.0
23rd. Para malaman nyo. I mean,
34:20.8
I don't need to prove anything sa kanila.
34:23.7
Antayin ko na lang yung report
34:25.1
kasi mas importante yun kaysa
34:26.9
magandibati dito na walang kwenta.
34:29.2
Oo nga, oo nga. Ang daming
34:31.1
views dun kay Shannon Sharp. Pare,
34:32.9
merong magandang interview
34:36.8
Yung sinunog niya yung comedian.
34:38.7
Yung talaga yung sunog.
34:40.7
Yung sa ano, yung
34:41.9
basta, papapanorin ko naman maya.
34:45.1
Democrat pag Obama. Democrats.
34:47.0
O, Democrat. Democratic yung
34:48.8
leaning kasi si Cat Williams.
34:52.2
dinidiss niya yung mga
34:56.7
GOP na tinatawag.
34:59.0
I'm sorry, hindi na ako magaling ngayon
35:00.8
sa US politics kasi hindi na ako
35:02.7
nakakapanood quite recently.
35:08.3
Aaron Carlos. Tsaka na natin pag-usapan
35:10.5
yan. Tumanggi, oy!
35:14.1
Oy, oy, oy, oy. Tsaka na, tsaka na
35:16.5
yan, tsaka na yan. Yung sa inyo muna.
35:20.3
So, hanap tayo dito. Ano dito?
35:26.6
Cat, uh, Jake Blackson.
35:29.0
Okay, Cat Williams ng Ludacris.
35:32.3
Unleashed! Putya, 33 million
35:34.3
views! What the fuck?
35:38.8
The kid is back, bro!
35:40.4
The kid is back. So, ano lang tayo?
35:42.5
Preview lang tayo. Papakinggan ko mamaya yan.
35:44.3
Thank you, ha? Meron akong bagong papakinggan.
35:49.2
What do you think about Kanye rant?
35:51.5
What's going on with Kanye?
35:53.5
From a distance. Obviously, I don't know
35:54.9
how well you know Kanye. I don't know if you've been around
35:56.9
Kanye, but from a distance.
35:58.6
What do you suspect's going on?
36:03.0
I suspect that we're
36:04.6
pretty awful people.
36:06.8
If we say that somebody
36:08.6
got a mental illness,
36:10.9
and then we watch what they do.
36:12.9
Ahaw! Putang inang yan.
36:15.4
Ang ganda nung sinabi niya.
36:19.3
oo nga no. If they have
36:20.7
a mental illness, bakit pa natin
36:22.7
pinanonood instead of helping them?
36:28.2
Teka, basayan ka.
36:30.0
Democrats Republic. Liberals Conservatives.
36:32.5
Very good, Comicsman. Thank you, thank you.
36:34.4
Alam niya si Comicsman,
36:36.8
appreciated talaga yung knowledge niya when it comes
36:40.7
US politics na yan. I think kung yun yung
36:42.6
usapan talaga, marami yung
36:44.1
marami yung masasabi.
36:50.6
somebody got special needs, then
36:52.6
why would you be watching them and holding
36:54.6
them accountable like
36:59.1
Wouldn't you grade them on
37:02.9
Wouldn't you go, whew!
37:06.8
Because, I mean, what are we reacting
37:10.6
What are we reacting to? You're the one
37:12.8
that put him in a position
37:14.3
where he thought he was God and could call
37:16.9
himself Yeezus. And
37:18.6
you're the one told a guy that writes
37:21.1
musical lyrics that he was a
37:23.0
genius. You're the one
37:26.3
what do you expect?
37:28.2
Linagay mo sa pedestal tapos
37:30.1
dinitrone mo essentially. Yung
37:32.5
rollercoaster of emotions niya. Oo nga no.
37:35.4
Hindi ko nakita yun, ha.
37:36.8
Kanda ng perspective ni Kat doon, ha.
37:40.1
anong hinuhold niyong main
37:42.5
altcoins? Ayoko mag-usap ng crypto dito.
37:44.6
Baka kasi gayahin niyo ako, eh.
37:46.6
Tapos mag-CC kayo pagka sinabi ko
37:48.6
sa inyo yung portfolio namin. Huwag na.
37:50.9
Bahala kayo sa buhay niyo. Pera niyo yan.
37:53.2
Grabe si Kat, may Intel na juicy.
37:55.0
Ano kaya niyo ba yung mga yan? Sayang
37:57.9
The guy married a whore.
38:05.5
I didn't mean it like that.
38:06.8
I mean, married her because she was
38:08.7
one. Now, he didn't know.
38:10.8
He understood that
38:15.2
ordered that. That's what he
38:18.8
wanted to base his family on.
38:20.9
But maybe she got a good heart, though.
38:22.9
Kung si Asokan ng Evangelion
38:24.7
mag-go sa Golden Globes, baka mag-artista
38:26.8
kumampi sa kanya.
38:28.9
I know what you're gonna say. Don't you say it, Kat.
38:31.3
Don't you say it.
38:33.4
I'm gonna move the conversation.
38:34.0
If what I'm saying is not correct, then
38:35.9
I'm gonna move the conversation.
38:36.8
How was your Kulpal guestings? Masaya? Sobrang saya, bro? Sobrang... Alam mo yun? Parang...
39:01.8
Sobrang... Alam mo yun? Parang...
39:02.8
Sobrang... Alam mo yun? Parang...
39:08.7
anti-stress siya.
39:11.7
Sana ma-enjoy nyo din.
39:13.1
Yun lang yung masasabi ko.
39:14.7
Sana may mapulot kayong aral,
39:16.6
sana 99% of the time
39:20.3
habang nakikinig doon
39:21.5
sa pinanonood nyo.
39:24.0
So, kanina merong isang
39:25.2
nakarinig sa Patreon.
39:26.6
Maganda naman yung feedback niya.
39:30.8
With Pete Davidson.
39:34.9
I mean, it happens all the time.
39:36.4
And what if you weren't
39:37.6
even good enough for Pete
39:38.8
and he leaves you?
39:40.0
What do that mean
39:45.6
or villainize Kanye
39:47.8
because I don't understand
39:49.8
what it is we want from him.
39:52.5
I don't know why we look
39:54.5
at a basketball player
39:56.1
he didn't score no hockey goals
39:58.1
this whole season.
39:59.7
He don't play hockey.
40:04.5
Siguro ganyan yung nangyari
40:09.4
hindi mo alam kung saan mo siya ilulugar.
40:12.8
yung mga tao sa US
40:16.9
ninagay siya sa sobrang taas na pedestal
40:19.0
na meron siyang kailangang
40:26.9
Tapos, nung nagkakaproblema na siya,
40:31.1
dinadawn naman siya ng mga tao.
40:32.7
Siguro nga, ano yung
40:36.1
yung imaginary na, ano natin,
40:38.7
na parang, anong tawag dito,
40:39.9
yung imaginary na
40:41.6
na taas-baba, or yung
40:43.9
yung imaginary na,
40:46.5
yung imaginary na,
40:48.6
ah, anong tawag doon?
40:50.0
What's the word for that?
40:51.6
Yung goalpost na ginawa
40:54.3
ng mga tao kay Kanye,
40:55.6
na hindi niya na maabot.
41:00.6
na-affect yung mental health niya.
41:04.5
the past, the last,
41:06.1
last year, was just a man
41:09.1
Ang, ang, ang lalim nung
41:10.8
banat ni Kat, no?
41:12.3
Kahit simpleng-simple lang, no?
41:14.2
Ah, sumagot na rin yung guy
41:16.7
oo, sumagot na rin.
41:17.7
Mamaya i-upload ko yan, ah,
41:19.3
una-unahan muna natin.
41:20.6
Gusto ko lang kayong kausap, guys.
41:23.7
na-miss kong mag-live,
41:24.8
na-miss ko tong mga,
41:26.3
ano, nanonood sa akin.
41:28.9
Kanye don't say nothing
41:30.3
I can agree with.
41:34.4
He was the weird guy
41:36.3
with the pink sweaters
41:37.6
when we met him, like,
41:39.2
what do you think?
41:41.1
of your own drop?
41:47.9
Cedric the Entertainment,
41:49.7
that they steal jokes.
41:56.6
Nobody in black church
41:59.6
You would've thought
42:01.7
You can't be no gospel artist.
42:07.0
Nobody said nothing.
42:09.1
over there would be in it.
42:10.8
Oh, but come on, cat!
42:12.2
Only the guy you had here
42:14.7
Don Jefferson Atienza,
42:16.1
kapatid sa pananampalataya,
42:18.3
Anong pananampalataya,
42:20.1
Kinabahan ako dyan.
42:21.3
Ah, content about
42:24.3
Exopagus, Exopagus.
42:25.7
Ah, may affair din
42:27.0
niyang si Kim Kardashian
42:27.9
dati kay Chris Paul
42:28.8
nung asawa pa ni King.
42:29.9
Oh, talaga, putang ina.
42:32.6
naging Christian siya
42:33.5
at naging pastor.
42:35.7
And upfront and honest
42:44.2
I did see it was trending, though,
42:46.3
but I ain't know.
42:47.6
I ain't know why I can't.
42:52.3
Let me go to this question
42:53.7
All people that love the truth
42:55.7
if the truth coming out
42:56.6
and lies is getting exposed.
43:03.7
gusto kong panoorin tolo.
43:04.8
Uy, gusto ko tuloy panoorin to.
43:09.3
Stay muna ako sa inyo
43:10.5
bago natin puntas.
43:11.9
This is the other side...
43:14.2
side of Kirk Franklin.
43:17.9
May time stamp ba?
43:21.0
Cut on siscomeditors.
43:23.1
This guy is something else.
43:25.2
Guys, panoorin yung
43:26.3
recommendation ko to
43:28.5
bago tayo mamatay.
43:31.2
Straight pimpin yata yung
43:34.8
Basta, teka, tingnan ko ah.
43:37.5
Kailangan mapanood nyo to.
43:39.8
Ito, ito, ito, ito.
43:40.8
The Chronicles of...
43:43.4
The Chronicles...
43:44.5
The Chronicles of...
43:48.1
The Chronicles of...
43:52.9
The Pimp Chronicle.
43:54.0
Full show, Cat Williams.
43:55.0
Kailangan mapanood nyo yan, guys.
43:56.4
Nagmamakaawa ako sa inyo.
43:58.0
You need to watch this shit, man.
43:59.8
This is one of the best
44:05.9
kailangan nyong panoorin.
44:09.9
Isa pa, isa pa, isa pa.
44:11.9
Killing Me Softly.
44:13.4
Yung Killing Me Softly.
44:15.0
Killing Me Softly.
44:16.2
Killing Them Softly pala.
44:19.7
comedy shows for you.
44:22.1
yung kay George Carlin.
44:24.8
Hindi na ako monetize nito.
44:26.2
Yung kay George Carlin.
44:27.3
Meron siya dyan eh.
44:29.4
It's Bad For You.
44:31.3
after nitong live na to.
44:32.8
Kaysa sumausaw kayo dun sa
44:35.3
ng mga YouTubers.
44:36.7
Eto na lang panoorin nyo.
44:38.4
Sulit yung oras nyo.
44:40.6
habang nagtatrabaho kayo.
44:43.2
May favorite song ba kayo
44:44.5
ni song ni Kanya?
44:45.6
I Miss The Old Kanya.
44:47.7
yung Harder, Stronger
44:49.7
That, that, that, that
44:51.8
At saka, yung ano.
44:53.8
Yung kasama niya si Twista.
44:55.2
Yun, gusto ko yun.
44:57.4
Ah, solid yung kay Dave Chappelle.
45:01.2
naaalala ko pa rin yun.
45:02.6
At saka, yung sa Baby.
45:04.6
Guest ka sa All Palsias
45:07.3
Lahat ata nang na-involve
45:14.2
Hindi ko lang po alam.
45:15.3
Sila po ang may ano nyan.
45:16.9
kung gusto nyong pumunta
45:20.4
Napag-usapan namin yung
45:21.6
kung ano-anong mga bagay doon.
45:28.2
So, yan panoorin nyan.
45:33.7
Nakapaniwalang mag-vlog.
45:35.6
George Carling Jamin
45:37.6
papakinggan ko yan.
45:40.1
ay eto na naman tayo
45:46.4
sa science class ko.
45:49.4
yan yung explanation ko.
45:52.0
Hindi nyo rin naman
45:54.9
Unless, of course,
45:58.9
I-report nyo ako sa DepEd
46:00.0
tapos pumunta tayo
46:02.1
Ayaw, ganoon na lang.
46:03.0
Ako, I will stand my ground
46:04.5
na yung mga tinuturo
46:06.1
are coming from my school
46:09.5
from my professors.
46:16.8
Pero kung humihingi
46:18.0
kayo ng pera sa akin,
46:18.9
maging original naman kayo.
46:22.9
Kasi itong mga to,
46:24.0
feeling talaga nila
46:24.9
ang gagaling nila.
46:26.0
Kasi nakikinig sila
46:27.1
dito sa YouTuber na to.
46:28.5
Antayin nyo lang.
46:29.7
We will see in time.
46:31.5
Currently watching
46:32.2
while working sa Makati.
46:33.9
Not so good, Juju.
46:35.3
Ano bang work mo?
46:39.5
Newfound DMX fan ako.
46:42.5
Si yung kumakahol?
46:46.6
Yan, panawarin nyo yan.
46:48.2
Tapos meron pa akong isang
46:57.8
Meron siyang binurn dito.
46:59.3
Eto, yung rose na to.
47:01.7
This is one of the greatest
47:03.2
burn of all time.
47:04.6
Eto talaga yung sunog.
47:06.7
kung sino-sinong YouTuber
47:08.3
yung pinakikinggan nyo.
47:09.9
Eto, pakinggan lang natin ako.
47:11.2
Ladies and gentlemen,
47:12.0
free and independent.
47:13.3
You're listening to
47:14.3
Controversy Radio
47:21.0
Do you cook for your kids?
47:22.7
Tell me some of the things
47:23.6
Napalag nyo na ba to?
47:24.7
Eto, gusto ko rin to.
47:25.7
Musta na yung relations,
47:28.0
relationship nyo kay Josh.
47:31.9
They are proud of like,
47:34.5
Process analyst, boss.
47:36.6
Yung mga nakikinig talaga sa akin.
47:38.5
Talagang magagaling na tao, no?
47:40.6
You got the best spaghetti.
47:42.0
You got the best steak.
47:43.3
What do you have?
47:45.0
Napanood nyo na ba to?
47:46.3
Napanood nyo na to.
47:47.3
Kailangan mapanood nyo to.
47:49.2
As a father of seven
47:50.7
with an unlimited food budget,
47:53.9
whatever is necessary.
47:57.7
kailangan kong panoorin muna lahat
47:59.6
kasi I'm a Cat William fan sa'yo.
48:03.1
Williams fan ako eh.
48:06.3
fina-follow ko yung mga stand-up niya
48:08.3
and yung mga gigs niya.
48:10.8
I will watch yung,
48:12.3
podcast later on tonight,
48:14.1
habang nagdodota ako
48:16.7
I said what they like.
48:19.4
I said what do they like.
48:20.9
Just because you're a poor interviewer
48:26.2
you can't answer the question
48:29.0
Man, you're a strong black woman.
48:31.4
Is it okay for me to answer?
48:33.1
You keep interrupting the answer.
48:34.8
Everyone can hear it.
48:36.3
It sounds like you like me a little bit.
48:38.3
It's starting to bleed over the airwaves.
48:42.7
I wanna let everybody know
48:43.9
that Wanda got some lipstick on right now
48:46.0
with enough glitter
48:47.1
for the 4th of July.
48:53.5
hindi ito scripted na roast.
48:55.5
Rino-roast niya lang talaga yung host dyan.
48:58.1
hindi ko pwedeng i-play yata yung buong clip
49:00.7
kasi may copyright to eh.
49:03.1
this is one of the best na
49:04.6
Cat Williams na pwede niyong mapanood.
49:10.8
How many kids you got, Wanda?
49:12.4
I have three boys.
49:16.2
Are our boys simple?
49:18.2
Are our boys simple?
49:24.6
Wanda, no, she...
49:26.6
She didn't do as much cooking
49:28.0
in the latter years
49:29.0
as she did in the beginning.
49:33.1
I did it in the beginning
49:36.6
What's your favorite
49:40.0
They like for me to cook,
49:41.3
I do a really nice broccoli.
49:43.0
They like my broccoli
49:43.9
and they love my baked chicken.
49:48.2
look up your phone
49:49.0
and see what it takes
49:50.8
until he doesn't say,
49:55.8
That's the only step
49:59.2
Have you ever heard
50:00.0
of burned broccoli?
50:01.1
Can you burn broccoli?
50:03.1
Because it's made
50:03.9
in a pot of water.
50:05.7
nothing about it.
50:08.3
ayoko na kayong i-spoil dyan
50:09.9
pero panoorin nyo na lang
50:14.1
so sana matandaan nyo
50:15.4
yung mga papanoorin nyo
50:16.6
kaysa sumausaw tayo
50:20.8
and live your life
50:27.1
so maraming salamat po
50:31.5
look at the way out.
