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BURGER MACHINE ? BAKIT DAW MAY TAO SA LOOB? MAS MASARAP SA MCDO AT JOLIBEE?
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00:00.0
What's up sa inyo mga pre, ngayon papunta kami ni Vika
00:03.4
Bakit? Okay ka lang?
00:05.5
No, someone is flying
00:07.0
Alam nyo ba, hindi ko rin alam kung bakit parang ako yung mas nagkikrave kesa dito sa buntis na to
00:12.5
Bakit ako yung mas nahihilig kumain o may mga gustong kainin kesa sa kanya
00:17.9
Mas nasa akin yung symptoms ng pagbubuntis kesa sa kanya
00:21.7
No, no, they say that it's not true, they say it's just automatically guys adopting that from humans
00:27.2
Pag ihi, mas madalas akong umiihi na sa kanya na hindi naman ako ganun dati
00:31.7
They say it's only psychological, I read it in the book, I know
00:34.6
Okay, sige psychological
00:36.0
Guys are always like that, like parang, I am so sick
00:40.5
Kanina kasi mga pre, may nadaanan kami yung burger machine
00:45.7
So tinuro ko sa kanya, nung nakita ko kasi yung burger machine, nagkribe ako na gusto kong kumain ng burger
00:50.1
What is that?
00:52.7
Hindi ko rin alam
00:53.5
So ayun na nga mga pre, nagkribe ako kumain ng burger
00:57.1
Sabi ko sa kanya, kung gusto mo ba tikman din yung burger machine
01:00.1
Kasi hindi pa naman din niya natitikman yung burger machine
01:03.2
Yeah, and Eugene said machine, and it sounds interesting
01:06.7
Burger machine, I don't know what is that
01:08.9
So we're gonna check it, it's just near us, we have that
01:12.5
Kaya nga, tapos ang tanong niya sa akin, nung nakita niya yung burger machine, may tao
01:16.5
Kaya tinanong niya ako, burger machine, pero bakit may tao?
01:19.7
Yeah, Eugene said, burger machine, burger machine
01:22.6
But there is human there, so how is it a machine?
01:25.0
I thought kasi that there is a big machine standing and creating burgers
01:29.5
Ah, dahil nga kasi sa pangalan, di ko rin alam kung bakit burger machine yung pangalan niya
01:33.7
Pero tao lang pala dun
01:34.9
Sigat na sigat kasi ito mga pre, di ba, nung 80s, 90s, before
01:38.9
And ako, nung bata kasi ako, gustong gusto kong, parang ang ganda kasi tignan ito
01:43.6
So gustong gusto kong kumain ito dahil
01:45.9
Sino ganda tignan?
01:47.6
Hindi babae
01:48.7
Ah
01:49.5
Yung burger machine, kasi makulay siya dati, ganyan ganyan
01:54.3
So parang feeling mo, pag kumain ka dun, parang rich kid ang dating
01:57.7
Really?
01:59.0
Oo, kaya nga hindi ako kumakain dun, kasi parang unang iniisip ko, baka mahal
02:03.3
O ba't tinutulak mo ko?
02:04.9
Gusto mo akong mamatay?
02:06.7
Kaya kahit ako, hindi ko pa natitikman yun
02:08.4
Ngayon pa lang din
02:09.6
Well, I will be first time, together
02:11.1
First time natin matitikman dalawa yun
02:13.1
Honey, why flies likes me?
02:15.6
Hindi ko alam bakit, bakit
02:17.1
I know that they like someone that is mabaho, but I believe niko
02:20.3
Sabi kasi nila, yung mga lamok daw
02:24.3
Kasi nila, yung mga amoy, yun parang amoy ng ano, ng pawis, ganyan ganyan
02:29.4
No, it says lamok likes those who have warm blood
02:33.3
Ewan ko, basta kaya pag ibig sabihin, hindi ka naliligoy
02:36.0
I read it in the book, trust the book
02:38.4
Okay, sige, so ito na, ito dito na tayo
02:40.2
Ito?
02:40.5
What?
02:41.6
Gasolina yun, yun, kakainin mo dyan
02:43.3
Ayun, o, burger machine
02:44.8
But it's not a machine
02:47.0
Ha?
02:48.5
O, may tao
02:49.1
Yan nga, yan nga yun
02:51.2
Most available ba lahat to?
02:53.0
O, available daw lahat yan
02:56.2
O, take this
02:60.0
Take a ultimate burger
03:02.9
Ito?
03:05.3
Ayan?
03:06.8
Or a chicken burger
03:09.7
Nasaan? Nasaan? Wala, gumagawa ka lang ata eh
03:12.5
No
03:12.8
Ano ba yung pinaka bestseller nyo dito? Kasi wala pa kaming idea eh
03:17.4
Ito sa buy one take one
03:18.9
Sa buy one take one?
03:20.0
Ito may single order, so try it
03:21.3
A single order, ano pinaka masarap?
03:23.0
Ito po
03:23.5
Ito?
03:24.0
Ito mukhang masarap
03:25.0
So bago
03:25.6
24 hours kayo, diba?
03:27.6
O
03:29.0
Kasi bago pa yung, ano, Angel's Burger, ito na yung pinakasikat
03:33.0
So that's Angel's Burgers?
03:35.0
Ha? Diba parang nakakatakam?
03:37.0
Parang, kasi daming mga magpipipagpipilian, daming mga ibang kulay
03:41.0
So this is Angel's Burger?
03:43.0
Hindi, Angel's Burger to
03:44.0
Burger machine nga to
03:46.0
Ah, burger machine
03:47.0
Oo
03:48.0
I know why it's called machine
03:49.0
Bakit?
03:50.0
Because it's a car
03:51.0
Is it a car?
03:52.0
Is it a car?
03:52.8
Is it a car?
03:54.8
Parang ganun na nga
03:55.8
Not because it's automatic, now I know
03:58.8
Pwede bang balikan namin yung order namin?
04:00.8
Nag-anal lang yung kami dito, tara
04:02.8
Kasi mga pre, nakita ni Vika
04:06.8
Siya nakakita, hindi ako ha
04:08.8
Merong McDonald's dito
04:11.8
Saka may Jollibee dito
04:13.8
Ang gusto daw niya, gusto daw niyang i-compare kung ano daw yung mas masarap na burger
04:18.8
Machine Burger?
04:20.8
Jollibee Burger?
04:21.8
Jollibee Burger?
04:22.8
Or McDonald's Burger?
04:24.8
But I think I know the winner
04:26.8
Ano the winner?
04:27.8
Hindi mo pa nga, hindi mo pa nga natitigman yung burger machine e
04:31.8
No yes, still didn't try burger machine
04:33.8
So bibili muna kami ng burger din dito sa McDonald's saka sa Jollibee
04:37.8
So dito bumili lang kami ng isang pirasong regular burger sa McDonald's
04:41.8
Ngayon papunta naman kami sa tabi, yung tabi kasi diba Jollibee
04:45.8
Hindi ka ba nagtataka bakit sa tuwing may McDonald's may katabing laging Jollibee?
04:49.8
May Jollibee, may katabi laging McDonald's
04:51.8
Because they are kawaii
04:53.8
Ah no, there is someone who likes, I know it's like you like McDonald's, I like Jollibee so we will hiwalay
04:59.8
Something like that, I don't know
05:00.8
Hiwalay, no it's a marketing strategy
05:03.8
No yeah that's a marketing strategy, I'm just saying my strategy
05:06.8
Paano marketing?
05:07.8
No that's my marketing strategy
05:09.8
Kasi diba kapag may ano, kapag may Jollibee lang ang iisipin mo lang kakain ako o hindi
05:14.8
Pero kapag may pagpipilian ka, McDonald's or Jollibee ang iisipin mo na,
05:18.8
McDo o Jollibee, mawawala na yung choice mo na hindi ako kakain
05:23.8
Weird conspiracy, I don't like it
05:25.8
So babalik tayo sa burger machine
05:28.8
First mga pre, we have here, ito
05:31.8
This whole burger, this machine burger
05:33.8
I eat 3 burger kasi buy 1 take 1
05:37.8
Unayin mo yung buy 1 take 1 kasi yun yung laging binibili
05:41.8
Looks yummy
05:42.8
Tingnan
05:43.8
It's like you know at home someone will make burger
05:46.8
It's crunchy
05:47.8
Patingin patingin hindi ko pa nga nakikita eh
05:50.8
Buksan mo nga
05:53.8
Oh may sauce
06:00.8
Ano?
06:01.8
It's good, it's like home burgers
06:03.8
Home burger?
06:04.8
Like in home, Filipino like to do that
06:08.8
They will buy buns and patin they will do that
06:13.8
That's how it taste like, you try
06:16.8
Yummy
06:17.8
It's like you know at your home, they will buy patties and then they will fry this and bread
06:22.8
And there is, next one is yung supreme
06:26.8
Maraming laman dun
06:28.8
Big BBQ
06:32.8
This one is good
06:33.8
That's good?
06:35.8
Ito masarap
06:37.8
Wait spicy pala
06:38.8
Good machine burger, surprise me
06:42.8
It surprised you?
06:43.8
Yeah
06:44.8
You know also, because I know it's masarap like that in there
06:49.8
Okay next one, McDonald's
06:51.8
I always do this
06:54.8
What is that?
06:55.8
You always do that?
06:56.8
Cute para may sauce
07:01.8
What's that?
07:02.8
Parang hindi ka satisfied sa McDonald's ah
07:04.8
I don't like McDonald's burger kasi
07:06.8
Ah you don't like McDonald's burger
07:08.8
It's a Jollibee
07:10.8
Because people really, everyone really love Jollibee burger, I don't know why
07:13.8
I don't know, McDonald's is like not there, not there
07:16.8
What not there, not there?
07:17.8
I don't know, 50-50
07:19.8
I like more of this, machine burger than McDonald's
07:22.8
Ah you like more machine burger?
07:23.8
Than McDonald's burger
07:26.8
See, this is more sauce than Jollibee
07:29.8
I like to flat it
07:31.8
Then?
07:34.8
So that the sauce is there
07:36.8
Okay, I don't like it
07:38.8
I don't like it
07:39.8
I like it
07:40.8
I like it
07:41.8
I like it
07:42.8
How is it?
07:43.8
Yeah
07:44.8
We still don't have Jollibee
07:45.8
Of course, Jollibee is really delicious
07:47.8
I don't know why
07:49.8
You can only beat
07:51.8
Bunchuan burger
07:52.8
You can only beat it
07:54.8
But among all, this one cannot beat
07:55.8
But this one is number 2
07:57.8
Number 2
07:58.8
Machine burger
07:59.8
Better than McDonald's
08:02.8
Because machine burger, if there's so many flavors you can choose
08:04.8
Yeah, there's a lot
08:05.8
Marami. Susunod, pwede natin i-try yung iba.
08:08.2
But the barbecue one,
08:10.3
supreme, what's that?
08:12.1
Double burger, ultimate something.
08:14.4
It's a good one.
08:15.8
Just spicy, not for me, but it's good.
08:18.0
Ano, tara na. At least, nasatisfy na yung cravings ko.
08:20.4
Nakaisang tagat lang ako.
08:21.9
Ito, para sa'yo, lakas.
08:22.9
Mag-atay sa'yo yun.
08:24.5
I really want to finish all these burgers.
08:30.0
Like, another one.
08:30.9
Kasi iba siya sa ano,
08:32.5
ang kaibahan lang kasi, mga pre,
08:33.9
mas malaman siya, mas meaty siya,
08:36.3
saka, mas ano siya,
08:38.0
basta mas makapal siya.
08:39.3
Hindi siya yung unang kagat, tinapay agad.
08:42.2
Bakit?
08:43.2
I'm not pretty with...
08:44.8
McDonald's, you know, it's like nowhere.
08:47.7
It's not here. I don't want to say about the McDonald's.
08:49.9
They have yummy McFlurry there.
08:52.8
But about this burger,
08:55.3
better
08:55.7
masyong burger, you know, kasi maraming
08:57.8
lasam, kaya it's so maganda to try that.
09:01.0
And I like their patty,
09:02.1
it's crispy.
09:02.5
But McDonald's,
09:04.5
not here, not there, but Jollibee's the number one.
09:06.6
Hindi ko alam kung ano talaga meron sa Jollibee
09:08.5
burger, parang kakaiba yung lasa niya.
09:11.2
Di ba?
09:12.1
What they put there, it's like either their sauce or
09:14.5
something, it's like the sauce is also similar
09:16.7
in, it's like ano,
09:18.8
in Spongebob's secret
09:20.4
Krab's burger recipe.
09:22.9
Pero alam mo kung bakit sikat na sigat yung
09:24.5
burger machine dati? Dati kasi
09:26.4
yung McDonald's, saka
09:28.2
yung Jollibee, hindi naman sila 24
09:30.5
hours. So, yung
09:32.4
burger machine kasi, 24 hours siya.
09:34.5
So, kapag nagugutong ka, parang
09:36.5
siya yung ano, yung alam mo,
09:38.3
bukas na tindahan. So, burger machine is
09:40.4
24 hours? Yeah.
09:42.5
Kahit dati pa.
09:44.5
Kasi di ba, syempre, pag nagugutong
09:46.4
ka, naghanap ko kung anong kakainin mo,
09:49.1
alam mo ka agad, papasok sa'yo,
09:50.4
burger machine kasi 24 hours open.
09:52.8
But I didn't expect
09:54.5
mga preda, masarap pala yan.
09:56.9
Burger machine? Mukhang mapapalik
09:58.6
ulit tayo sa burger machine ito, ha?
10:00.4
If I am not... Itatry pa na.
10:02.4
Namin yung iba't-ibang flavor ng burger machine.
10:05.4
Oh, you didn't gonna finish it.
10:06.9
I don't know if it's so...
10:08.2
I should not eat all of these burgers.
10:10.3
But if I had a chance,
10:12.5
I would eat all of them.
10:14.4
Pero ano, sa'yo, masarap, di ba? I like
10:16.3
the parang gulay-gulay there.
10:18.1
Masarap siyang pantawid talaga ng gutom.
10:20.6
Tingnan mo.
10:22.6
Oh, see?
10:23.8
Sa burger kasi ng McDonald's, saka Jollibee.
10:26.7
Para kasing, pag kinain mo siya,
10:28.4
hindi ka mabubusog. Yes.
10:29.4
Ah, in there, kasi the burgers
10:31.4
there are big, and the patties are big.
10:33.1
Kaya nga eh, kaya nga. Kaya nga parang pantawid
10:35.3
talaga siya ng gutom. So doon siya talaga
10:37.4
sikat. Ang rare na pating makahanap
10:39.5
ng burger machine. Ah, really?
10:41.9
I've never seen pala this anywhere.
10:43.7
Only there. But you know what burger is
10:45.4
yummy? What? Is it in this
10:47.4
burger, they have also chicken
10:49.3
they sell there? Ano yun?
10:52.7
Alam ko ano yun.
10:53.7
Ano yung burger? Maalala mo rin mamaya.
10:56.0
In Lithuania, of course,
10:57.2
we don't have like that machine-machine.
10:59.9
Wala, ganyan ito.
11:01.4
Free foods, wala. Kala mo automated machine siya.
11:03.7
Yes, I thought I was gonna see
11:05.2
robot is doing burgers,
11:07.4
building burgers, like we are in Japan or something.
11:10.6
Pero hindi pala, tao.
11:11.8
Pero still very yummy.
11:13.8
Ang masarap there, you can also sit in it.
11:15.4
Kaya ata siya burger machine. Kasi daw dati,
11:18.2
di ba nakita mo yung
11:19.6
itsura niya? Yeah.
11:21.3
Mukha siyang bus na jeep or something.
11:23.5
I'm telling you, it's machine
11:25.4
because it's a car.
11:26.8
Matali mo ka na.
11:28.7
Not machine because it's a robot.
11:31.4
No, secret of Jollibee burger because
11:33.3
it's like a crab's burger. There is a secret
11:35.4
recipe that only this one, one in a
11:37.6
million, yung burger.
11:40.1
Ano kaya yun, no?
11:41.2
Gusto ko matabihin ko sa'yo kung ano yung secret recipe
11:43.3
ng Jollibee burger.
11:45.5
Why? Baka base kasi yan sa
11:47.4
katulad kay Mr. Crab.
11:49.5
Di ba may secret recipe
11:51.6
si Mr. Crab? Yes.
11:53.1
Ang burger. Tapos sinasabi nila,
11:55.1
ang secret recipe daw ng burger ni Mr. Crab
11:57.4
dahil tinatawag na
11:58.8
crabby patty is crabs.
12:01.4
Made from crabs, right?
12:03.2
So, ibig sabihin, secret na ingredients
12:05.4
nila is from Jollibee.
12:07.9
Ah, made from bee. Ah, but it's not
12:09.4
so scary. Di ba?
12:11.2
Hindi. Honey, anong bee?
12:13.2
Bee, it's not like a meat.
12:15.5
It's something, it's not like pshhh.
12:17.8
I am more pshhh that I said
12:19.4
that the burger machine is machine because it's a car.
12:22.8
What?
12:23.2
What?
12:26.4
Honey, you carry this.
12:27.8
Bakit? Because they will think that I'm
12:29.3
butis and I'm eating a lot. They will think it's all for me.
12:31.4
Dapat ikaw. I'm just water.
12:33.4
I'm healthy woman.
12:36.0
Alam mo, kahit naman ako may hawak
12:38.1
neto, isipin pa rin nila
12:39.4
baka sa'yo kasi ikaw yung buntis eh.
12:42.3
Then go far from here.