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He was saying that when we do the basketball stuff,
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he probably not going to be doing no dunks
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because he's been dunking all day.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's no problem.
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He can dunk only 35 times a day.
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And he already used the 35 for today.
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So we can no longer dunk for today?
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No dunking today?
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Yeah, only not anymore.
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I used to hit it 35 times
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but now it's down to 5.
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Pinapunta ka si Gani
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kay Coach Manny yun kakakapon.
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Si Dwight sa bahay nila.
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Ang ginawa na pinadakdak lang.
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Coach Manny naman?
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Isang dakdak lang itinira mo sana sa amin.
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Tinubos mo yung 35 na dakdak niya sa isang araw.
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What's up, y'all?
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This is D. Howard.
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Man, today we got the fellas
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The most popular.
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The most poppin'.
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So on the Filipino island.
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And one of the greatest shows in the world.
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That was the greatest entrance of my career
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in my entire life.
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What the hell was that, Dwight?
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And while I was in Thailand,
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our tour guide was from the Philippines.
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you have to come back to the Philippines.
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We're the Filipino act.
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He said, Sir Dwight.
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This guy can levitate.
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It's a bit tiring for him, though.
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Oh, I saw your right foot.
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You would've had me
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if you would've did a little bit slower.
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You did it so fast
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that I could see your calf muscles jump.
02:41.6
If yes spells yes,
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what does E-Y-E-S spell?
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And I don't want to walk this earth
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Now say it two times fast.
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Say it three times fast.
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T-O-P, T-O-P, T-O-P.
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What do you do at a green light?
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I don't want to walk this earth
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if I gotta do it solo.
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Your mother has four children.
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North, East, South.
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What is the name of the fourth child?
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Who's saying Wes?
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Yo, my name is you.
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Yeah, there you go.
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I don't want to walk this earth.
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Talagang natin Siyula natin yun e!
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Ina- noi lang natin siya,
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parang yung na-nina-entertain nga lang natin.
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Parang minuha lang natin sila.
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Okay, this kid, Bob has 47 chocolate bars.
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He ate 30 of them.
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Naang naman lang soЏng tsening.
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Halos ka, ayun halos.
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So sa rakuhu ng igot na this kid ni Bob.
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They usually offer only adobo.
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So, just in case that we don't miss anything, we ordered everything in the table right now.
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Because this is not just food.
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This is Philippines. Welcome!
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Since we ordered almost all the menu, when you like it, you say,
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No, you say it with passion.
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Salama! Salama! Salama!
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Because we have, we have a lot of food.
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Is it what I'm gonna do?
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With all this food?
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I hope a toilet's nearby.
05:54.1
Because my stomach is good now!
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Oh yeah, this one's Alfred.
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Yeah, the name is Alfred. Yes.
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Thank you for allowing us to eat you.
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This is what we are going to eat.
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I like the delicious one, bro!
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The one in the bottom.
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Behind me, they said we have organis falsas
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What are you looking at towel that is having benefited?
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I think they're farewell to each other.
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We're going to go around the castle.
06:34.1
You're being prejudiced.
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How do you like it?
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If you're gonna eat keerik ko,
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yeesh, I'll go get it.
06:49.1
Pinapunta ko pa yung mga kikyong-kikyong do'y
06:52.3
Sana nag-borenda sila
06:53.4
Nire-recruit ko yung sinanay mamaya
06:57.3
Sabi ko, dali mo lahat ng parintang maroon
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Papakain ko kay Dwight
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So yun guys, hindi lang adoboy ang may-offer natin mga Pinoy
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Hey, listen, y'all taste good, Filipinos
07:08.5
What are you talking about, bro?
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It was from the town
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In the Philippines, if you wanna play outside
07:28.0
You count to five
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One, two, three, four, five
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The most important number is the number five
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If he was a baller, hope what he said
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Baby, don't get it
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If you don't get it
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They don't give it to you
07:58.7
Tangina, tangina, tangina
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Tangina, tangina, tangina
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Tagi na and you add...
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Tagi na, no lahat!
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Tagi na, no lahat!
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Tagi na, no lahat!
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Ay, okay lang. Mag-story.
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Hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala.
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Paano tayo nakarating sa gantong level.
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Ito ang pinangako mo. Lilipad tayo.
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Nakatuwa, duy. Yakap tayo, duy.
08:58.5
Thank you, bossing!
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Baya, tumatanggap kayo ng Maya.
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Ay, sorry. Sorry, boss.
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Nakita niyo, Maya, pinambayad ko.
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Kasi meron silang tinatawag na
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Ngayon, pag nag-bank ka with Maya,
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pwede kang makakuha ng up to 14%
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na interest per annum.
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Laki na, treng! 14%!
09:34.5
Sige nga, ilan ang 14% ng 100?
09:38.5
Ngayon, ang gagawin mo lang,
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magbubukas ka lang ng account,
09:42.5
magde-deposit ka ng 250
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at meron ka ng libring card mula sa Maya.
09:46.5
Magbulat nung nasa akin.
09:48.5
Yung nakita niyo kanina.
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O dahil nga Happy You Year,
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meron challenge ang Maya.
09:54.5
Ang gagawin mo lang, magsisafe ka gamit ang Maya.
09:56.5
Kasi every time nagsisafe ka,
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bumibili ka at nag-iinvest ka gamit ang Maya,
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nagkakaroon ka ng entry sa raffle nila
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kung saan pwede kang manalo
10:10.5
Unli flights dito sa mga destinations na to.
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Ay, ano pang inihintay mo?
10:22.5
Bank with Maya para makakuha ka na
10:30.5
Kung sino man yung mananalo dyan sa Unli flights nyo,
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lagyan nyo ng pagpag.
10:34.5
Ang nanalo ng Unli flights all year.
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Ay, sa bonto n'yo
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makakalipad ng libre. Ay, oo nga. Kasi Unli flights, yo.
10:40.5
Ay, ang ganda ng marketing nun.
10:42.5
Ang ganda ng marketing nun.
10:44.5
Eh, ang maaya pa naman, ibon.
10:48.5
Parang ibon. Parang napag-connect mo yun.
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Ang galing, amor.
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Maaya, sinasabi ko sa inyo.
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Yan ang kayaan ng sumananalo.
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Raffle nyo na habang konti pa lang.
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Yung ibibigay ko kay Dwight,
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something na memorable.
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Yung maaalala niya habang buhay.
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Tsaka yung may, kumbaga parang yung tatak ng Pilipinas.
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Pilipino na si Bosong eh.
11:16.5
Yung something na Pilipinas na touch, ikaw na yun.
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Aminin naman natin sa hindi.
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Pinoy na Pinoy ka eh.
11:22.5
Tignan mo yung itsura mo.
11:24.5
Sabihin mo sa akin na Amerikano ka.
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Bigyan mo siya yung sapatos, par.
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Bigyan mo sa akin yung hindi ka.
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Gago, tatak Pilipinas yun.
11:41.5
Maaalala niya ako eh.
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Tsaka maaalala ko siya.
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Gusto ko yung isang bagay na ako lang ang meron.
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I'm so sorry to bother you at this time.
12:14.5
Just wanna give you something before you go tomorrow.
12:17.5
This is the official, your official jersey.
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My jersey for the team?
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For the team called Unbelievable Basketball.
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Yeah, that's for you.
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Thank you for playing with us.
12:38.5
Thank you for playing with us for two minutes.
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We can adjust the copy.
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And it's official.
13:01.5
It's official, y'all.
13:02.5
The new gang member.
13:04.5
Kong's Unbelievable.
13:05.5
Kong's Unbelievable.
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Baby, it's over with.
13:08.5
The biggest contract ever.
13:09.5
Y'all trying to come to the paint.
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I'm blocking all the shots.
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Offense, I'm dunking everything.
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You guys are done.
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All of you guys, wherever you are.
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All of you, wherever you are.
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Hear it first on Kong TV.
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parental service.
14:02.5
You call this a morning gay?
14:04.5
Motivational, youth only
14:06.7
Mentally feel like Kobe
14:08.4
I'm like Yoke, it's with the rock
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You physically couldn't hold me
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I don't care if you push it 40
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You can have a little bro me
14:15.2
You're on step like Ginobili
14:16.8
From young OG to the OG
