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00:00.0
Magapre, Eugene went on hunting for parcels, for shabby parcels.
00:05.4
Look at him, I will show you.
00:06.9
He will abast from there.
00:08.9
Just need to wait, he will abast para bring all his parcel shabbies.
00:19.0
Look at this one.
00:24.3
Need to show you, need to show you.
00:29.2
Anta Claus, privyent.
00:32.7
Only what is that I have never had so much shabby in my entire life.
00:39.6
Grabe, ano itong stick?
00:43.2
Dami, tignan niyo.
00:45.2
Oh my God, needed to take care.
00:46.8
You cannot cash this in your hands.
00:49.8
Maraming pa, hindi pa tumadating.
00:51.8
Ano para saan lahat to?
00:54.2
Basta malalaman ko rin.
00:55.9
Hindi ko rin alam eh.
00:57.5
But could I open it or no?
00:58.7
Ah, hindi ngayon.
00:59.7
No, when it will be okay to open.
01:01.7
Sasabihin ko sa iyo, pag dumating na lahat, hindi pa tumadating.
01:05.7
May mga tatlo pa o apat.
01:07.7
Nandito na lang muna dito.
01:08.7
Eugene said that.
01:09.7
He bought many, many, many, many shabby.
01:11.7
Something interesting to do with that.
01:14.7
Something, I don't know what is in his mind.
01:16.7
But we will gonna try to do something with that shabby.
01:21.7
When the time comes, when everything is arrived, we're gonna open it and there will be something fun.
01:25.7
So it's so exciting because I don't know what is he planning.
01:28.7
What is he planning there?
01:29.7
I cannot even hold his phone para check shabby.
01:32.7
Because he tago, tago, tago, tago everything.
01:34.7
Hani, baka bigla gising ka lahat bukas yan.
01:39.7
Huwag ba't mo magsimulo?
01:40.7
But it's made me very excited.
01:43.7
Something cool, cool stuff.
01:44.7
So Eugene said he will gonna open that when everything arrives.
01:48.7
What's the update?
01:52.7
What's the update?
01:53.7
What's the update?
01:54.7
You said that I will open many shabby.
01:57.7
Kompleto na kasi mga pre.
01:59.7
Because I already sumili paka pre.
02:01.7
I already went here and I saw this gigantic basket.
02:08.7
Literal add to cart.
02:10.7
Oh yeah, literal add to cart.
02:15.7
And not so a lot but they're so small.
02:18.7
I'll just open them all.
02:21.7
Hey, I want kagatos.
02:23.7
So lahat to hindi alam talaga ni Vika.
02:25.7
Yung ilan din dito hindi ko rin alam.
02:26.7
Titignan natin bakit.
02:31.7
Ice cream in my tooth there.
02:36.7
Ang dami ko kasi nakita mga pre na weird na bagay sa Shopee.
02:39.7
And hindi ko alam kung ano yung magiging reaction ni Vika kapag nakita niya itong mga weirds na to.
02:44.7
Strange stuff and weird stuff.
02:46.7
So nothing pretty?
02:48.7
Yeah, huwag ka na mag-expect ng may maganda.
02:50.7
I'm not gonna open it.
02:54.7
Can I just open anything?
02:55.7
Oo, sige open ka. Kahit ano.
02:58.7
Okay, let's start with mini pussy pussy.
03:03.7
Maybe this is a bad word.
03:05.7
In Russian, mini pussy.
03:07.7
It's like mini mini mini.
03:09.7
Be careful on how you're opening it.
03:21.7
Limitin mo yan ang maya.
03:37.7
Kala ko kung ano.
03:44.7
So weird nga, diba?
03:46.7
Weird, useless, yes. Cool, yes.
03:49.7
Is it satisfying?
03:57.7
Yan yung dati ko, diba?
03:59.7
That's your phone case before.
04:01.7
Remember, Guardia thought you have a knife?
04:03.7
Oo, phone case ko kasi dati yan mga pre.
04:06.7
Nung, di ko alam, siguro nakita nyo na yun sa vlog kung napanood nyo na lahat ng vlog namin.
04:10.7
Eh, ito yung ginamit kong phone case dati.
04:13.7
He had that before and then Guardia thought it's a real knife.
04:16.7
Tapos, daladala ko to sa mall.
04:19.7
Tapos, eh nasa likod ko kasi. Parang katin.
04:22.7
I don't have bulsa sa puwet.
04:24.7
Yeah, like that, like that, like that.
04:26.7
Parang naka ganyan. Tapos, nung pagpapasok ko sa mall, sinita ako. Kasi, syempre, kitang ganyan, no?
04:31.7
Kala mo, may ano ako, diba?
04:33.7
Paglabas kong gano'n, nag-chat ako ng ganyan.
04:39.7
Weird, useless? Bakit nung naging weird, useless?
04:41.7
Imagine you were, like, talking like that.
04:44.7
Because you can't keep the camera.
04:47.7
Oo nga, no? Pag walang camera.
04:49.7
It's like a Netflix.
04:51.7
Don't you dare to come like that.
04:53.7
Oh, do you imagine it?
04:56.7
Bakit? Ano na naman naisip niya?
04:59.7
I'm a maniac woman.
05:02.7
And then, I will do like this.
05:03.7
Hindi, hindi masyado kita.
05:04.7
No, you take it out from the bag.
05:06.7
And then, you do that.
05:08.7
It's like, it's like this.
05:11.7
Ayan ang kita. Ayan o.
05:13.7
You walk out and you're like.
05:15.7
Sisitain ka talaga.
05:23.7
Such that it's like tinellas.
05:26.7
Wait, I think it's monitor.
05:32.7
Weird, the monitor.
05:38.7
Wait, you also wear, you also wear.
05:41.7
Wow, what a beautiful nails.
05:44.7
Wow, matching tinellas.
05:49.7
But on you, it's so different color, bro.
05:51.7
Bagay ba sa akin?
05:52.7
Hindi, very different color.
05:54.7
It's like you hide your legs for the rest, for the whole of your life.
05:56.7
Para it's not getting tan.
05:57.7
Sa'yo, bagay sa'yo eh.
05:58.7
Parang paa mo lang din eh, oh.
06:00.7
Ang tingnan niyo.
06:01.7
It's my skin color.
06:04.7
It looks like you never wanted your legs to get tan.
06:08.7
And you hid them.
06:10.7
Pag sa malayo, anong nagsura?
06:13.7
Yeah, like honey, like don't move.
06:17.7
You lubog your legs in bleach.
06:20.7
On me, kasi it's like almost like.
06:21.7
Sa'yo, sakto lang eh, no?
06:22.7
No, also like I lubog it sa bleach.
06:23.7
No, sakto lang sa'yo eh.
06:25.7
Parang ang paa mo talaga.
06:26.7
Wow, what's that?
06:30.7
What the hell is that?
06:31.7
Alam mo kung para sa'n to?
06:34.7
Sabi ka makasakit.
06:37.7
Nalagyan lang siguro nila yan.
06:38.7
Sabi ka makasakit.
06:40.7
Oh my God, honey.
06:44.7
So, ayan si Shrek.
07:25.0
I don't think this is cute.
07:26.9
I thought it's cute.
07:31.3
I also bought that.
07:32.9
Okay, you're gonna wear that.
07:35.0
You're gonna wear that?
07:36.4
Hindi ba pag mag-ano ka,
07:42.2
I'm gonna wear that.
07:55.5
It looks so weird from far.
08:07.5
It's stuck to your leg!
08:10.9
Put your shorts up!
08:13.7
Let's just cut off.
08:14.7
Paano ako tanggalin ko kaya ito?
08:18.0
YouTube will ban!
08:21.7
Tingnan niya si Vika.
08:22.7
At least I'm sexy.
08:24.6
Look at this macho abs.
08:54.4
What does I call cool?
08:57.3
Don't disturb me.
09:07.5
Siyempre, di mo makikita.
09:12.6
Ganyan yung tsura mo.
09:25.0
Look, look, look.
09:25.5
It's like I'm watching you.
09:26.7
I'm watching you.
09:29.1
Ang laki, pwede mo palang ibukas?
09:31.0
It's like I'm watching you
09:32.7
Like, do you want?
09:35.6
I'm completely watching you!
09:51.9
500 pesos wallet.
09:53.7
You take this, put 5...
09:56.2
20 pesos, and then take it out.
09:59.0
Someone gifted that.
10:01.9
So, kala nila, yung natanggap nilang regalo,
10:05.2
Tapos, yung pala, wallet to, sa laman, may laman, 20 pesos.
10:14.1
I think you can put that on your phone.
10:16.6
I don't want to put a phone on my...
10:18.6
Wait, on my phone?
10:19.8
Okay, so, Patrick.
10:26.6
And Patrick, nasasarapan.
10:37.0
Wala akong magawa.
10:38.5
Wop, wop, wop, wop.
10:42.2
I have seen that also in Shopee.
10:44.4
Or you showed me that, or I saw that.
10:47.5
Like Donald's bag.
10:50.8
It's like a paper bag for McDonald's.
10:52.8
Yung para, ano nila, no, paper bag?
10:54.8
Yeah, they are takeout.
10:56.8
Well, actually, so many pockets.
10:58.8
What a useful bag.
11:00.8
And there's many pockets there.
11:05.8
Where is the weapon?
11:07.8
Baga yung paper bag, no?
11:09.8
Mga talagang paper bag.
11:10.8
From far, it looks like a paper bag.
11:22.8
Yak, hindi tatanggal.
11:24.8
Ano, ano, teka lang, alam mo ba kung ano yan?
11:30.8
Oh yeah, that's like baso.
11:34.8
I mean, that's actually useful but so disgusting.
11:37.8
Oh my God, it's nothing, you can enjoy that.
11:44.8
Anong yak, lagay mo nga.
11:46.8
Ayan, so dito mo ilalagay yung ano, dito mo ilalagay yung...
11:49.8
You can recall that for tea lovers.
11:51.8
Oh, ikaw, tea lovers ka, diba?
11:53.8
After that, they will not have tea anymore.
11:55.8
It's like, destroys your appetite.
11:59.8
Lalagay mo, dito mo ilalagay kasi ano, diba?
12:01.8
Dito mo ilalagay yung...
12:02.8
Ayan, nabubuksan.
12:03.8
Dito mo ilalagay yung tea.
12:06.8
Tapos isasabit mo lang dyan.
12:09.8
Napaka-useful pero napaka-kadiri.
12:13.8
I know what is this!
12:16.8
I'm sure I know what's that.
12:17.8
Please don't be poop.
12:18.8
Please don't be poop.
12:19.8
Please don't be poop.
12:20.8
Please don't be poop.
12:24.8
I wanted that thing!
12:28.8
Why is it choppy?
12:32.8
Somewhere in mall with the aunt.
12:33.8
There is like a store with weird stuff.
12:37.8
Stress reliever but...
12:43.8
That old thing with poo-poo!
12:46.8
That old thing with poo-poo!
12:49.8
I know a vlogger, Russian vlogger who has that.
12:52.8
A Russian vlogger?
12:56.8
It's a mug, right?
12:57.8
Yeah, it's a mug.
13:01.8
Siguro butas talaga.
13:05.8
I will imagine this is a...
13:06.8
A cup with kisses like for hot chocolate.
13:10.8
Eh, di kung ayaw mo.
13:11.8
Ako nalang gagamit.
13:14.8
Ang buksan mo na yung last.
13:17.8
What do you expect?
13:19.8
Something like a weapon?
13:25.8
Hindi ka nagbabasahin.
13:31.8
That's an umbrella!
13:34.8
We always nag-away dahil sa umbrella.
13:36.8
Ngayon, di na tayo mag-aaway.
13:39.8
You will surely not get wet.
13:42.8
Isa na lang tayo.
13:51.8
Hindi ka magbabasahin dyan.
13:55.8
So, medyo nakaharang lang ito.
13:57.8
Napaka-useful ba?
13:59.8
From 1 to 10, maybe 7.
14:01.8
Because you don't know how you will walk in the street with that.
14:04.8
Sa BGC, pumunta tayo sa mga gano'n lugar.
14:05.8
It's a little weird.
14:07.8
There's no disadvantage.
14:08.8
It's too big and it hits your face.
14:24.8
I'm kind of cold.
14:46.8
Ibigay libang pera.
