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00:00.0
Happy birthday, Shola!
00:18.0
Nakikita nyo na ba sila?
00:20.0
Nakikita ko pag nakikita nyo.
00:30.0
Ito naman pa si Paz Bear Entertainment Brooklyn.
00:36.0
All of Phasmares Entertaiment is offering a new on-the-job training position for a future pizza professional.
00:42.0
We would love to give you more details but for DOT reasons are unable to without a signed non-disclosure agreement.
00:49.0
Phasmares Entertaiment acknowledges that past work conditions have not been ideal. However we can provide you with a one hundred percent saving intention guarantee ...
00:59.0
Eto is ang expecting hand!
01:00.0
To accept this position,
01:04.3
press or say one.
01:08.6
We didn't quite get that.
01:10.2
Hindi ko pa rin na.
01:11.1
Kasi isa kong kamay.
01:12.9
Welcome to the team.
01:14.3
Your first day starts now.
01:18.8
Hindi ko muna gagawin yan.
01:19.8
Kasi syempre isa na kamay ko.
01:24.5
Ayoko magtrabaho.
01:26.2
Tamad ang magtrabaho eh.
01:31.4
Ito na yung computer ko.
01:32.3
So, yung computer ako dito.
01:33.6
So, ano gagawin ko dyan?
01:34.8
Backstage siya kasulat dyan.
01:36.5
Use that touchscreen computer.
01:39.7
Ano yung nakikita ko na to sa Jollibee?
01:42.3
Ano po order niya, ma'am?
01:43.2
Ma'am, ano order niya?
01:44.6
One fish chicken with extra rice and gravy.
01:48.0
Tsaka ano, ano, oh.
01:54.3
Ay, may pizza ko.
02:00.9
Find and recover.
02:06.6
Find and recover, Jimmy!
02:08.6
His birthday cake from Freddy's Fest.
02:12.8
Inapin na tayo yung cake.
02:16.9
Is someone there?
02:19.2
My ocular fluids have crystallized.
02:22.2
I am unable to process your appearance.
02:25.8
Although we have just met.
02:27.8
I know I am in big case.
02:28.6
Kinalo mo ba ako?
02:29.8
After all, you are a fastware technician.
02:34.6
Please retrieve little Jimmy's birthday cake
02:37.2
and place it on the birthday card.
02:40.1
However, I must warn you.
02:42.9
Due to extreme temperature fluctuations,
02:45.8
I am not quite myself at the moment.
02:51.3
Click, click, click, click, click.
02:53.2
Uy, may birthday card.
02:58.7
Little Jimmy's cake is trapped inside my stomach, Hatch.
03:02.4
Little Jimmy would know the difference.
03:05.3
Sa loob nung chan mo?
03:10.3
Kanta mo muna ako.
03:12.6
Happy birthday, Shola!
03:31.6
Babalik niya siya.
03:32.7
Anong kailangan mong gawin?
03:34.3
How many birthdays does little Jimmy have?
03:38.0
Perhaps they are different jimmies.
03:42.1
Little Jimmy's cake is trapped inside my stomach, Hatch.
03:45.6
Little Jimmy would know the difference.
03:47.9
Eh, nakuha ko na ito.
03:51.5
Kailangan niya taalagin yung utak mo eh.
03:53.9
May problema ka ba sa utak?
03:56.7
Ayusin mo yung utak mo, ha?
03:58.4
Maka kailangan mo ayusin natin yan.
04:01.6
Teka lang, kinakabahan ako sa'yo.
04:03.2
Huwag kang magagalaw dyan.
04:05.2
Hindi mo, kagawa lang ako eh!
04:07.8
Kukuha ko ng koko?
04:09.4
Kukuha lang ako ng koka?
04:11.0
Oo, yukaw na nga.
04:11.8
Samahan ang tingin mo.
04:12.7
So, kailangan ko kagawin
04:14.0
is nag-get to na battery,
04:16.2
Pagdudugtongin yung star, star.
04:18.1
Tapos mayroon pa rin siya star, star.
04:21.1
So, sa star na to,
04:22.3
anong gagawin ko?
04:29.5
Kailangan niya may star.
04:41.0
Sabi niya, parang bobotong
04:45.7
Paano pagganayin to?
04:51.2
Hindi ako marunong gumamit dito!
04:52.5
Hindi mo sinabi sa akin,
04:54.7
Hindi ko marunong gumamit dito!
05:03.5
Kailangan ba kata...
05:06.9
Sinan yung itura niya, o!
05:16.0
Nagbe-vape ako, guys!
05:22.6
kapag hindi ko nag...
05:24.7
Kung ano-ano ko gagawa kasi ginagawa ko eh.
05:26.9
So, kailangan daw, ito daw.
05:28.6
So, ito na. Dahil hot na siya.
05:32.2
Is it just me or is the room getting hotter?
05:40.5
Make me lose my breath.
05:44.5
Masyado ko ng cold eh.
05:48.0
So, diyan pala lalagay yun.
05:51.3
So, kailangan ko lagay ito.
05:58.3
Anong gagawin ko dyan?
06:00.8
Ah, yung battery niya sirana.
06:03.8
Fault battery na yan, sir.
06:06.0
Bakit hindi ka kasi nagpapaayos ng kamay mo?
06:08.9
So, kailangan ko na ito.
06:10.7
At lalagay ko siya sa hot temperature.
06:15.0
Hindi ko siya marunong gumamit na kayo ito eh.
06:17.6
Hindi ko lang siya inawakan, oh.
06:21.4
Pasmanan to kasi kamay ko eh.
06:24.7
Hindi kaya na kamay ko, sir.
06:27.9
Hala, sira na yung kamay ko.
06:30.5
Paano ko gagawin yan?
06:32.1
Alam niyo po, hindi ko alam kung paano ko siya gagawin eh.
06:35.4
Kanina nagawa ko nga, hindi ko na siya alam.
06:40.3
Huwag kang gagalaw, ah.
06:41.8
Hindi naman ito masakit eh.
06:43.3
Ano rin ito? May anesthesia naman ito.
06:45.3
Lagi mong datanda, hindi datatakma sa kukote mo.
06:48.1
Hindi datatakma sa kukote mo, ah.
06:54.7
Oh, oh, oh, oh, kalma, kalma.
07:05.3
Room temperature.
07:08.8
Okay, papalitan ko yung battery niyan.
07:11.3
Sira na yung battery na ito, oh.
07:13.8
Lalagyan ko ng energizer.
07:17.4
Positive plus negative.
07:21.2
Tama ba paglagay ko ng battery?
07:25.0
Anong gagawin ko?
07:27.7
Gusto ba ka sa kabila pa?
07:32.1
Anong meron dito?
07:32.9
Anong sira naman yan?
07:34.2
So, kailangan niya daw ng star.
07:36.0
Star ng Pasko, ito.
07:41.1
Ganyan lang kadali kasi
07:42.1
hindi mo iniintintin
07:44.2
noon naman yung bibig mo.
08:02.5
Kailangan mong lumamit!
08:03.5
Tell me that is very cold.
08:07.1
Kailangan niya umiinit daw!
08:09.1
Gusto niya daw umiinit, oh.
08:12.1
Kailangan balance lang.
08:14.2
At katamtaman lamang.
08:19.2
Yan lang pala kailangan ko gawin.
08:21.2
Okay. Anong kailangan ko gawin dyan?
08:23.2
Dudukuting ko daw yung kamay niya.
08:25.2
Dudukuting ko daw yung...
08:27.2
Anong dudukuting ko?
08:29.2
Dudukuting ko yung ilong niya.
08:32.2
Lawit yung mata mo!
08:44.2
Anong gagawin ko?
08:46.2
Gukunin ko pa isang...
08:51.2
Okay ba tayo dyan?
08:55.2
Tatanggalin daw natin.
08:56.2
Tapos ilalagay daw natin sa ilong.
08:58.2
Pipindutin daw natin yung ilong niya.
09:05.2
Bakit ka naman nagugulat?
09:16.2
Sir! Anong kailangan ko gawin?
09:23.2
Huwag kang problem kasi ako nangyayari!
09:25.2
Huwag kang burnout!
09:26.2
Huwag niyo ng'ting ilalagang!
09:27.2
Huwag niyo loob niyo!
09:31.2
Huwag nangyaya eh!
09:32.2
Huwag na subscribe it!
09:33.2
Huwag kayo muna pinagkasal.
09:34.2
Huwag kayo muna lambas vengan!
09:36.2
Huwag na subukan kayo.
09:37.2
Huwag yung gabi sila.
09:38.2
Huwag kayo na stop down varan!
09:49.2
Shock combination.
09:58.7
May isa pang mata dito.
10:03.1
So, kailangan ko kunin yung cake na yan.
10:06.9
Sure ba ako dyan?
10:07.6
Hindi ka na ba nanggagulat?
10:09.8
O, kasi magulat pa ako sa'yo eh.
10:13.2
Meron ako trust issue sa'yo, no?
10:15.7
May trust issue ako sa'yo, sir!
10:18.2
Nalilitan ka ba sa'kin?
10:19.3
Happy birthday to you.
10:22.4
It is a delicious ice cream cake.
10:24.8
Happy birthday to you.
10:25.8
Or so I've been told, I cannot taste it.
10:27.6
Happy birthday, dear Shola.
10:32.4
Happy birthday to you.
10:38.4
Oh no, I am receiving a cake removal alert.
10:42.3
Please find something of suitable size to replace it with.
10:47.0
You are my superstar.
10:49.3
Yeah, I'm your superstar.
10:54.8
Cupcakes Bonanza!
10:57.8
Uy, ang gagawin ko dyan?
10:59.8
So, meron ako surprise daw!
11:01.8
Return to the hub.
11:04.8
Ako na lang yung balloons.
11:10.8
So, kailangan ko ay surprise eh.
11:26.3
Welcome to First Aid.
11:29.3
This training session simulates actual emergency situations you will encounter on a day-to-day basis.
11:36.8
The state-of-the-art Fazbear First Aid Station comes equipped with the finest life-saving tools.
11:43.8
Your goal is simple.
11:45.8
Save the patient,
11:48.3
and give them a chance to live.
11:49.3
Give the patient a candy.
11:51.3
Fazbear Entertainment believes in the Sink or Swim training method.
11:56.3
Medical attention begins in 3, 2, 1.
12:02.3
The patient is suffering from parental neglect.
12:08.3
Anong problema mo sa buhay mo?
12:10.3
According to comment cards, patient outbursts father pizza place guests.
12:23.3
Ayan yung buhay mo.
12:24.3
Bakit kita kailangan gamutin?
12:26.3
Sino ka ba sa buhay ko?
12:31.3
Ano ba problema mo?
12:32.3
Magbaba dentista ka nga.
12:33.3
Ayusin ko nilinisin ko muna yung ngipin mo, ha?
12:37.3
Help me, discount disinfected.
12:43.3
Nilinisin na kita, sir.
12:46.3
Ayan lang yung shaman ko.
12:48.3
lípoy ko ba, medyo shaman ko?
12:49.3
Thyah song șid Develop.
12:57.3
Wala pa beo силь Rou.
12:58.3
Naisira yung isang kamay.
13:02.3
Wala ko ng tuli ako!
13:03.3
Ayon sayang inyai-ingay mo!
13:07.3
Luwak terribly nating temperature!
13:10.3
Yan ang narerapat sa iyo.
13:13.3
Ang ingay na yun.
13:14.3
Nagugulat ako tawagin nars!
13:17.5
Saray yung isang controller.
13:19.7
Tiniming kamay ko yan.
13:21.7
Paano ko gagamit ngayon?
13:22.9
Kasi natitense ako.
13:31.4
Kala mo gagamutin kita.
13:35.2
Mary had a little love.
13:39.6
Mary had a little love.
13:41.2
And then I found a soul.
13:43.2
And then I found a soul.
13:44.4
Klik, klik, klik, klik, klik.
13:45.8
Paano ko lilinisin na kamay mo?
13:47.6
Ayan na, lilinis ko na.
13:51.4
Huwag ka maingay!
13:57.4
Huwag ka maingay!
14:00.4
Kumain ka, Candy!
14:03.8
Alam mo yung ibig sabihin na NDA?
14:06.1
Hindi ko din alam eh.
14:07.1
So, pag namatay ka,
14:08.3
bahala ka na sa buhay mo.
14:09.8
Nakikita niyo siya?
14:10.6
Yan po ang pagrepresenta
14:14.2
pasaway at iyakin.
14:17.3
That's sa inyo kinokutongan.
14:19.1
Ah, ako na kong mag-a-adjust
14:20.3
sa pag-isi sa'yo.
14:22.7
Calibration was a success.
14:27.9
The patient is suffering from
14:32.7
May sakit na sa mata.
14:34.3
Due to today's successful salvage,
14:37.1
the entertainment value
14:38.4
of the pizza place
14:41.2
Kailangan ko doon yung mata niya.
14:44.9
Galaw ka ng galaw eh
14:46.9
Naiinis na ako sa'yo ha
14:48.9
May temperature daw siya
14:52.6
Mayroon daw siya damage
14:54.5
May dumi daw siya sa paa
14:60.0
Ang dagdagdagdal mo
15:01.5
Nililinig siya na nga kita
15:03.4
Nagdadagdagdal ka pa dyan
15:04.6
Nababarip na ako sa'yo
15:06.3
Hindi ko na nga makuha yung scrub dito
15:12.5
May lalabasin dito
15:13.5
May lalabasin dito
15:17.1
Nasaan ang thermometer?
15:29.6
Mga isang linggong lagnat
15:34.9
Sprayin daw ng blue
15:42.5
Ayoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyvoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy...
15:52.9
Ano ang numalik ko?
16:00.1
May legitimacy sa linggo
16:09.3
Kailangan kong po lang ka assistant
16:15.1
Dalawang linggo na.
16:16.3
Ten hours daw eh nakalagay.
16:21.7
Kailangan tinisipira yan.
16:38.0
Ano ba ang lagnat mo?
16:39.0
Oo, meron kang temperature.
16:40.8
Ano kailangan mo?
16:43.0
Wala ba akong assistant dito?
16:44.6
OJT lang po ako dito.
16:45.8
Hindi po ako yung doktor dito.
16:48.0
OJT lang po ako dito, no?
16:49.7
Ayoko na magtrabaho.
16:51.8
Yun, ito na, band-aid.
16:57.2
Ano yung band-aid mo?
17:00.2
May band-aid na siya.
17:05.0
So, kailangan niya ng yelo.
17:12.3
Ay, malamig na ba ulo mo?
17:15.8
Siyempre, kapag mainit siya,
17:17.3
kailangan ko lagyan ng
17:21.3
Okay na ba tayo dyan?
17:22.3
Malamig na ba yung ulo mo?
17:25.3
Ano kailangan mo?
17:26.3
Ayan, binapalamig na kita.
17:34.3
Mangisay ka dyan.
17:36.3
Mangisay ka dyan.
17:37.3
Gusto na malamig.
17:40.3
OJT lang ako dito.
17:42.3
Ma'am, ganito po ba talaga yung ano?
17:48.3
Dapat aking totoo eh.
17:50.3
Sabihin niyo pa, tinutorture kita.
17:51.3
Tinutorture ba kita?
17:53.3
Ginagamot lang kita.
17:55.3
Hindi ko maglalagtama sa akin kasi hindi naman ako lipot.
17:59.3
OJT lang ako dito.
18:02.3
Dalagyan ko daw siya ng...
18:05.3
Anong kailangan nga?
18:17.3
So, kailangan natin tanggalin ito sa bibig mo ah.
18:21.3
Paano ko tatanggalin ito?
18:24.3
Hindi na natatanggal.
18:32.3
Make me lose my...
18:36.3
Kailangan natin yung blue.
18:38.3
Kasi hindi ko siya makuha.
18:39.3
Out of service siya sa akin.
18:43.3
Red pills na yung nakuha ko.
18:45.3
Hindi ko yung kailangan niya.
18:46.3
Kasi itong red pills na ito para sa...
18:51.3
80-80 Butter Bites.
18:55.3
Nadakot ko na siya.
18:56.3
Ito ang kailangan niya.
18:58.3
Chill Cooling Chewables.
19:00.3
The operation was a success.
19:04.3
Now, give the patient a candy.
19:13.3
Busta candy dito?
19:15.3
Hindi pa ako nakapag-grocery.
19:21.3
Huwag ka tumitinig yung mata niya!
19:26.3
Nakatotrauma siya!
19:28.3
Emergency doctor!
19:34.3
Prolonged cries may also attract the attention of...
19:37.3
free-roaming characters.
19:48.3
Isa lang po yung kamay ko!
19:50.3
Huwag ka maingay!
19:54.3
Isa lang po yung kamay ko!
19:55.3
Namamanig po yung isa!
19:58.3
Huwag po niyo ako papatayin!
20:00.3
Ginagawa ko lang po yung trabaho niyo!
20:02.3
Ang tagal mo namang gumaling!
20:05.3
Pa'no gagawin ko?
20:08.3
Sasaksakan ko siyang ball pin!
20:13.3
Mamartilyoin ko siya!
20:14.3
Pupukpukin ko siya martilyo!
20:30.3
For is it fucking martilyo, bro?
20:44.3
Huwag kalinalapit!
20:49.3
Kinapairapan niyo naman ako na magtrabaho neto!
20:53.3
May sakit ka ba sa mata?
20:56.3
Blue eyes ka pala eh!
20:58.3
Masakit daw yung paa niya!
21:00.3
May uncle daw siya!
21:01.3
Anong kailangan ko gawin siya?
21:05.3
kailangan kong gawin. Scissors.
21:07.7
Ito ba? Ah, ito ka.
21:13.3
Hihiwain ko na yung paa mo para gumaling ka na.
21:16.1
Kaso, makipag-cooperate
21:17.7
ka sa akin. Kapag di ko nakipag-cooperate sa akin,
21:19.7
parehas tayong umamatay dito.
21:22.2
Buhay nakasaralay dito.
21:23.6
Tantandaan mo. Ha?
21:25.4
So, para mahihiwa ko yan, tumahimik ka.
21:31.3
Nakikita mo to? Ito, laga rito.
21:34.2
Ang nakasulat dyan,
21:35.3
carbon steel, flexible.
21:37.8
Pag pinutuloy yung leeg mo, patay ka na.
21:40.4
Huwag ka magre-reklamo sa akin, ha?
