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00:00.0
Honey, where are you going?
00:05.9
Where are you going?
00:09.3
Hindi, I said let's buy sinig, pang sinig ng gulay.
00:12.7
Tapos you're naka-prepare, perfume bath.
00:15.2
I took a video of him putting on perfume.
00:17.4
Spin, spin, spin, spin.
00:19.7
I took a bath, changed the meat.
00:22.2
Bakit, anong big deal sa paggano sa pag, parang hindi ako naliligo ah.
00:26.3
Hindi, naliligo ka naman, pero sabi ko, let's buy...
00:30.0
Ingredients for sinigang.
00:32.9
Let's buy sinigang.
00:34.8
Ah, tiga lang, tiga lang.
00:38.9
I cannot prepare so much on myself.
00:41.5
Gusto ko lang maging maayos kapag kasama ka.
00:44.0
Mag-perfume, hindi saan ka mag-perfume?
00:46.1
Honey, I asked you, like, honey, okay lang ba na mag-perfume ako?
00:49.5
Kasi dahil buntis ka, baka bawal.
00:51.7
I just, nami-miss ko lang mag-perfume.
00:55.5
Anong oras na? Gabi na.
00:57.4
I'm doing it all for you.
00:59.0
All your guys are doing.
01:00.0
I'm doing that when they do and they plan something bad.
01:03.1
When you perfume sa gabi, you careful, baka predaryo rasawo.
01:07.0
Parfume sa gabi, you better watch.
01:09.4
Put the knives on here.
01:10.6
Honey, I put perfume for you.
01:14.1
I don't think so.
01:15.6
Because kasi sabi mo dati, ang bango-bango ko, eh baka may nami-miss mo akong mabango.
01:19.9
Yeah, no, still matapang a little bit for me, but...
01:22.6
That's why I asked you, honey, okay lang ba mag-perfume ako?
01:24.9
Kasi baka matapang.
01:26.1
Gusto ko lang na baka nami-miss mo ako, na mabango.
01:28.5
So it's really for me?
01:30.0
Yeah, it's for you.
01:31.2
But I don't believe you.
01:32.4
I don't know, that's so weird.
01:34.7
I also saw him kanina working out.
01:37.2
I don't understand what for.
01:38.9
You were hiding something?
01:40.3
What? Anong tinatago ko?
01:44.4
Well, maybe it's normal that...
01:46.8
It's not normal that it's buntis and everything.
01:49.3
I understand that you're buntis.
01:56.7
I mean, it's pissing off when you...
01:59.0
Nothing is pissing off.
02:00.0
Nothing is pissing off.
02:01.0
Wait, breathe, breathe, breathe.
02:03.4
Nothing is pissing off, okay?
02:05.0
Don't, don't overthink, okay?
02:07.9
Okay, but that's weird still.
02:11.2
What if I was the only thing I love?
02:12.2
Honey, you're the only woman in my life.
02:16.0
No one else more.
02:17.0
You're the prettiest woman for me.
02:20.2
Diba, mayroon na divorce sa Pilipinas.
02:22.5
Wala pong divorce sa Pilipinas.
02:30.6
it's all for you.
02:31.6
No, I don't know.
02:33.8
I want to surprise you.
02:35.1
Okay, why you need to work out?
02:36.6
I'm not working out.
02:37.8
It's just an exercise.
02:42.7
Para sa kanino to.
03:00.5
Hindi na ako sasama.
03:03.7
Hindi, ikaw na lang mag-isa.
03:04.9
No, you will be beside here.
03:06.2
Hindi, para safe.
03:06.8
Oh, hindi na ako sasama.
03:08.1
Ikaw na lang mag-isa.
03:08.8
Anta ko talong it's gabi na.
03:10.5
Hindi, para at least.
03:16.4
Ikaw na lang para hindi ka mag-overtink.
03:18.3
At least alam mo na sa bahay lang ako.
03:22.8
I will take a video at my desk.
03:23.8
Dahil mo na iniisip eh.
03:25.7
I will take a video of your evidence.
03:27.2
If you do something, I will record you and post on live.
03:33.3
No, maybe it's really part of being pregnant.
03:38.1
Why you need to part?
03:41.1
Siguro ganun lang yun.
03:42.4
Intindihin mo na lang yung sarili mo.
03:45.3
Ikaw, itindihin mo sarili mo.
03:49.4
That you're overthinking maybe because.
03:51.3
I'm not overthinking.
03:52.6
It's overthinking.
03:54.2
So you really put part in to smell nice?
03:57.6
Siyempre ganun ba sabihin mo,
03:59.4
porkit mag-asawa na tayo.
04:00.9
Okay, why you need to shave?
04:03.2
I always shave everyday.
04:05.1
Why before you sleep you need to shave?
04:07.0
It's for you always.
04:08.4
Ano yung parang hindi ko ginagawa araw-araw yun?
04:12.9
Something on your teeth.
04:18.0
Ano hindi mo sinabi?
04:19.6
Kanina pa yan andun.
04:22.1
That's how you love me.
04:24.1
Dani, I'm the one who's taking it off.
04:27.4
But why only now?
04:28.5
So I see your feelings.
04:30.4
Okay, I understand.
04:33.2
Maybe it's a part of being pregnant.
04:35.4
One more time, you will say me.
04:36.9
It's a part of being pregnant.
04:38.5
I will kill you, I promise.
04:40.5
Good thing I understand everything.
04:42.4
If you will understand, because it's the same as people say.
04:44.8
Oh, you're like that because you have PMS.
04:47.6
Ah, it's called PMS.
04:48.9
No, when you're on your period.
04:51.8
So that's why I understand.
05:00.2
Kanina, cellphone to.
05:02.8
Kanina, cellphone to.
05:03.8
It's your cellphone.
05:05.7
Oh, it's your mom.
05:08.5
Okay, that's my mother.
05:12.8
We came back, mga pre.
05:14.5
We bought everything we need for sinigang.
05:16.5
Eugene didn't do anything weird.
05:18.2
He was always with me.
05:19.2
Besides, didn't go anywhere else.
05:21.7
Dokumentary about Eugene.
05:23.5
Didn't do anything bad, was beside me.
05:25.5
So, maybe, maybe this perfume was really for me.
05:29.1
Of course, it's for you, kanina pa ba nga?
05:31.1
Kasi, sa'yo nga naman talaga yun.
05:34.1
But, lagi naman ako nagpa-perfume ha.
05:36.1
Kasi gusto ko yung reaction mo eh.
05:38.1
Ang bango-bango, oh gano'n.
05:40.1
Pero na yun, I don't feel like that. I told you.
05:43.1
Go wash again yourself.
05:45.1
Anong pa bango gusto mo?
05:49.1
Natural human amoy.
05:51.1
Yung amoy when you nagpapawis, masarap yan.
05:53.5
No, you need to be at least 2 days old.
05:58.5
Ha? So, hindi ako maliligo ng dalawang araw?
06:01.5
Oo, mabango yan. Gusto ko yan.
06:03.5
Help me at least to cook rice.
06:06.5
Kasi mga pre, pagluluto daw ka ni Vika ng sinigang.
06:10.5
Yes, and I will eat chicken soup.
06:12.5
I cannot eat sinigang because my stomach will explode.
06:14.5
Bawal kay Vika ang sinigang.
06:16.5
Hindi naman sa bawal kay Vika ang sinigang.
06:18.5
Masakit my chin after sinigang.
06:19.5
Hindi lang talaga pwede sa aking maaaking.
06:23.3
How you cook sinigang.
06:25.3
But we will remember.
06:28.3
Honey, come here.
06:31.3
May tanong ako sa'yo.
06:36.3
No, iti siyuda! If I ask, iti siyuda, iti siyuda.
06:41.3
Honey, what if one day you will go to store and you never gonna babalik?
06:49.3
Like, you go out but you never gonna babalik anymore.
06:53.3
Pagpunta ako sa store.
06:55.3
Oo, kunwari lang bibili ka or something.
06:58.3
Tapos hindi na ako babalik.
07:00.3
Tapos hindi ka babalik.
07:01.3
Hindi ako babalik.
07:02.3
That's what I'm asking. Why will you not come back?
07:05.3
Ba't hindi ako babalik? Siyempre babalik ako.
07:07.3
Bakit? What if not?
07:09.3
Anong what if not? What if? Anong what if? Babalik ako siyempre and what if not?
07:15.3
What if you are tired of us and you go away?
07:18.3
No, I will not get tired of you, especially the baby.
07:21.3
I mean, especially both of you.
07:25.3
You know like in movies, they always do that?
07:28.3
My husband is so stressed from life, he cannot. And then he will say,
07:31.3
I'm going out with my friends. I'll come back. And he never comes back.
07:36.3
Honey, you don't have that kind of friends.
07:38.3
You're only my best friend.
07:41.3
You're overthinking again.
07:43.3
What if you will not babalik?
07:44.3
Honey, babalik nga ako. Ba't hindi ako babalik?
07:46.3
That's what I'm asking. What if you will not babalik?
07:48.3
I cannot imagine that kasi babalik nga ako.
07:52.3
Ay, hindi ko alam. Hindi ko alam.
07:55.3
You know, you know guys say. Ani, ani. Shhh.
07:59.3
Guys say always that.
08:05.3
I want to wonder you don't like my food anymore.
08:08.3
And then you went to someone's house.
08:10.3
And the girl cook you yummy food.
08:12.3
And you like her food more.
08:14.3
And you gonna come back and come back there and you will stay with her.
08:20.3
I'm saying that what if one day you don't like my food anymore.
08:24.3
And you're going out somewhere and eating and then the girl is cooking for you there.
08:28.3
And you like it more.
08:30.3
And then gradually, gradually you're gonna go and go and go.
08:34.3
Until eventually you stay there.
08:36.3
I saw that in movies.
08:38.3
I saw that in movies.
08:39.3
Hindi naman mangyayari yun ah.
08:41.3
No, like you will try something that is more tasty.
08:43.3
Dapat kaya imposible naman nun.
08:45.3
Oo. Sa movies ng gyaru yun.
08:47.3
Sa movies yun. Hindi naman totoong buhay yun eh.
08:50.3
Kahit naman na ikaw, di ko rin alam kung iiwan mo ko o hindi.
08:53.3
Why don't start this for me?
08:55.3
Oh sige tingnan mo, see see.
08:57.3
You also don't want to...
08:59.3
Ba't all means impossible?
09:01.3
Bakit impossible?
09:04.3
Why you think you're a dumb cheat?
09:06.3
They do but not like...
09:08.3
What's the reason? I have everything I need.
09:14.3
What maybe don't? Bakit ba pinagkipilitan mong ano...
09:18.3
Gusto mo mag-cheat ako?
09:19.3
Gusto mo gawin ko?
09:21.3
Why? What bothers you?
09:23.3
That you leave me.
09:25.3
Why? Did I do something that made...
09:27.3
Yeah, you put perfume on me.
09:31.3
But you never do, honey. How many months you didn't put perfume on me?
09:33.3
It's because of you.
09:35.3
That's why I ask you, is it okay that I will put perfume?
09:39.3
Kasi baka mamaya ayaw mo. Diba?
09:43.3
Kaya nagtanong ako sa iyo. I just miss it.
09:45.3
Because before, tuwing naglalagay ako ng pabango,
09:49.3
So your reaction mo lagi like, wow, ang bango ko lagi.
09:52.3
Tapos kinikiss mo ako.
09:53.3
But I'm pregnant. I don't like the smell.
09:55.3
That's why I ask you first.
09:57.3
So okay, now that I know, I will not do it again.
10:00.3
Saka hindi lang para dahil hindi mo gusto yung amoy,
10:03.3
kundi dahil para hindi ka mag-overthink.
10:05.3
No, because put it in the morning. Why at night?
10:07.3
Why? Because we won't sleep.
10:09.3
Ah, because before I used to say how smell you would smell when we sleep.
10:13.3
Yeah, because kasi di ba pag natutulog tayo, nakaiga tayo, niyakap mo ako,
10:16.3
niyakap tayo, you smell me.
10:19.3
So now it makes sense.
10:21.3
Okay, I will think about it.
10:23.3
This is me, right? So what do I need to do?
10:26.3
Maybe it's all moving, it's hard, I don't know.
10:31.3
Not yourself, throw the food.
10:36.3
I don't know how you play this, what is it? Overcooked?
10:40.3
Overcooked, it's like you will kill each other when you play that.
10:43.3
We'll have a duty to play that game.
10:45.3
Okay, I will give you mushrooms.
