00:12.0
I think I'm good bro
00:14.0
My character is a Jojo character bro
00:17.0
Literally free rin when she said
00:21.0
I'm gonna be Zen and Sue
00:26.0
This is so cursed
00:30.0
Ganito ang reaction namin
00:31.0
kasi yung recording namin kanina
00:32.0
is hindi na namin binuus yung
00:34.0
hindi na namin binuus yung energy ko
00:39.0
Mas masaya sana yun eh
00:40.0
Kung hindi na namin binuus yung recording eh
00:42.0
Mas wala na si Kenzi din
00:44.0
Wala si Din sa recording na to okay?
00:46.0
Wala si Din sa recording na to
00:48.0
Ayaw naman niya sumali eh
00:52.0
Ayaw naman niya sumali eh
00:53.0
Ayaw talaga mo sumali
00:54.0
Ayaw niya talaga sumali
00:55.0
Tinangarap niya tong
00:56.0
Tinangarap niya tong moment na to
00:58.0
na hindi siya makaka-
00:59.0
before siya bumili
01:00.0
niliso siya ilang players
01:02.0
hindi na try ko sumali
01:06.0
pero hindi mo ginusto
01:07.0
Oo hindi mo ginusto
01:14.0
Kailangan pa namin o
01:15.0
Kailangan pa namin i-cast light ka or something
01:20.0
Ito ba gusto mo Nil?
01:22.0
Ako pa yung napag tripan
01:24.0
Ito ba yung gusto mo Nil ha?
01:25.0
Ito ba yung gusto mo?
01:27.0
Ikaw ba yung excited na magsabi?
01:28.0
Excited na magsabi?
01:32.0
Tapos gagawin ka niyang
01:33.0
Ikaw yung na-invite
01:35.0
Tapos yung hindi natuloy yung
01:44.0
Ragnar agrees with me bro
01:46.0
Narinig ni Ragnar guys
01:47.0
He heard your bullshit
01:48.0
all the way there bro
01:51.0
The tree holds the truth bro
01:57.0
Finally it's not gold
02:02.0
Who the fuck is this guy?
02:04.0
Hey can I beat this guy up?
02:05.0
It's Blank from FF9
02:10.0
Puta pag tripan natin itong hype na to
02:11.0
This FF9 looking motherfucker
02:14.0
Blank is here bro
02:15.0
No it's Blank bro
02:19.0
I'mma let me talk
02:21.0
TK ang buta pag binari
02:24.0
John look behind you bro
02:27.0
John ako sa gilid mo
02:29.0
The police is here bro
02:30.0
He's after you bro
02:31.0
What i'mma say na bro
02:33.0
The police is here bro
02:34.0
What i'mma say na bro
02:40.0
The police is here bro
02:41.0
That's him officer
02:43.0
Right there officer
02:48.0
Bakit binagatan si Chris?
02:54.0
This is the police
02:55.0
You see, it's the police
02:57.0
actually okay there's there's actual justice here chris
03:01.3
the guest is here fair
03:04.4
oh no bro i'm still wanted for assault
03:24.4
are you dying no no no no bro no are you level three ken what the dude
03:31.2
because they're playing this game normally bro what is wrong with your
03:36.9
am i pretty i mean of course i'm pretty yeah you're pretty bro
03:50.9
i'm still wanted i'm still wanted for no assault what the fuck
04:00.9
what the fuck is this shit
04:04.9
that's my thing chris
04:06.9
what the fuck build that
04:09.9
pasali sa guild please i'm gonna fuck
04:23.7
bro let me join the guild bro
04:30.9
i'm not wanted anymore what the fuck is
04:33.6
a pulse fear it's uh the pokemon ball bro
04:36.9
but i can't tell me
04:40.9
what i fucking craft
04:46.9
crafting table very good i love this shit this game is stupid bro i know right which is why it's the best game ever bro
05:06.9
kinakain ka na luka
05:08.9
gado na ano siya nagbag
05:10.9
why you got me thick bro
05:12.9
puta na didistract ka masyado sa
05:20.9
gada eh ang putang
05:26.9
there's more than one thing
05:28.9
that disturbs me bro
05:30.9
there's actually more than one thing that disturbs me
05:32.9
yun no, inuturo ng club ko ngayon
05:38.9
let me join your guild
05:42.9
gago si ano, si chris
05:44.9
chris let me join the guild
05:46.9
i'm not the guild either
05:50.9
hold still you fuck
05:56.9
i'm gonna join against you bro
06:00.9
na join ko na yung guild ni
06:04.9
puto ka dito gian gian gian
06:10.9
puta si jane it's true
06:14.9
may kumuha nag dalawa
06:16.9
what do you want bro
06:18.9
i forgot to do it
06:26.9
look at this statue bro
06:28.9
i'm gonna pray to this statue
06:30.9
unlock ko na fast travel let's go
06:32.9
okay i'm gonna go kill
06:34.9
i'm gonna commit war crimes against pita okay
06:36.9
i'm gonna have this chicken okay
06:38.9
that's my thing okay
06:40.9
actually i'm gonna focus on water types
06:44.9
there is none bro
06:46.9
meron yan yung nasa tubig oh
06:50.9
may water type nga ba dito
07:00.9
oh shit i killed it bro
07:04.9
oh shit si erin neiman
07:14.9
puta ka nga i got lambol bro
07:20.9
fuck this chikipi bro
07:22.9
uy nagdrop siya ng itlog
07:26.9
rinesbakan ako ang dami ng itlog
07:30.9
putang nga ng chikipi ka
07:32.9
i want a dog pokemon here i can call ragnar and then i eat it
07:39.6
whoa what yeah that's right yeah that's right yeah that's right
07:44.4
of course bro of course you hear that ragnar piece of shit
07:51.3
that's mine that's mine motherfucker has a injury bro
08:09.5
wait i'm gonna have a pokemon bottle right now battle
08:15.3
i choose you kill that bitch
08:45.2
oh you wanna get one shot bro
08:50.2
oh shit this lambol is humping something bro damn bro this lambol do be humping this rock bro
08:57.0
bro oh wait never mind it's not humping anything you're gonna have to kill all the people here
08:57.5
oh wait never mind it's not humping anything you're gonna have to kill all the people here
08:59.2
Pwede na ba ako gumawa ng ice pick? Ay, ng pickaxe?
09:10.2
Oh shit! May lambol is duby building for me, bro!
09:13.2
Damn! Lambol best boy!
09:15.2
I'm so attached to him now. Too bad I'm gonna eat him after like few levels, bro.
09:21.2
I'm gonna eat my lambol, bro. I swear to God, bro.
09:24.2
Gonna be the most delicious.
09:28.2
Fuck you up, my boy! What the fuck!
09:30.2
Huwag kong tatalo! Level 4 ka! Nice one!
09:33.2
You killed him, boy. Good job.
09:35.2
Gabi na, boy. Gabi na. Lalamig na.
09:37.2
Mas maganda yung mga kalaban pag gabi, okay?
09:39.2
Ang ganyan, visitor is visiting our shit.
09:42.2
Kumuha kayo ng bato and then benta niyo sa kanya.
09:45.2
Illegit vice that shit. Piso per isa.
09:47.2
Ayo! What the fuck is that, poken? Level 15 dinosaur mo. Patayin natin, oh.
09:53.2
Ano, oh. Ano, ano.
09:56.2
Level 15, bro. Kaya ng lambol ko yan.
09:58.2
Wait, wait, wait.
09:59.2
Touching our friends, bro.
10:01.2
Touching our pals, bro.
10:02.2
Wait me, wait me.
10:03.2
Eh, wait, wait. Sige, sige. Wait lang.
10:05.2
Papanlevel up ko lang.
10:07.2
I have a level 5, bro.
10:09.2
Level 4. Level 4.
10:11.2
Okay, come here, bro. Come here, puta. We will fuck this guy up, okay?
10:14.2
Okay, okay. Let's go.
10:15.2
Sa Pokemon, 1v1 lang. Dito.
10:17.2
Okay, I see, I see, I see.
10:19.2
It's a dragon, bro. Let's go!
10:23.2
It's a dragon time. Let's go, let's go.
10:25.2
Ayan, ayan, ayan, go.
10:28.2
Ito ba? Dito, dito. Wait lang, wait lang.
10:29.2
I choose you, lambol!
10:33.2
Ayan, ayan, ayan, go.
10:34.2
Let's go, attack!
10:35.2
Tulungan natin sila. Tulungan natin sila.
10:36.2
Ayan, ayan, ayan. Puta, lilipad na, bro.
10:43.2
Ay! What the fuck, may ewe!
10:45.2
Ay! Lambol is dead!
10:47.2
I'm down, bro. I'm down. May ewe siya.
10:52.2
And you, alright!
10:59.2
Hoy, irevive niyo kami, putang ina niyo.
11:01.2
Hoy, mamatay ka ba eh? Help!
11:03.2
Mamatay na kayo, tanginan niyo.
11:04.2
Ipact around and found out.
11:06.2
Gago, may ewe siya.
11:08.2
Puta, si Fern na matay, gago.
11:11.2
Wala sa training.
11:13.2
Wala sa training.
11:15.2
Sinupress na yung mana niya, gago.
11:17.2
Tapos, puta, na pinaputak natin.
11:20.2
Putang ina, dinomain na expansion ng tayo.
11:25.2
Ang ina ito, mga to. Walang paki sa atin.
11:30.2
Si Gian muna. Si Gian muna.
11:31.2
I'm dead. No, I'm dead. I'm dead.
11:33.2
He dead, bro. He dead.
11:35.2
Di siya mabot. Di siya mabot, Gian.
11:37.2
Don't do anything to my body, bro. What the fuck?
11:42.2
Puta, yung Lambol ko namatay rin.
11:44.2
Is he dead or no?
11:46.2
I can fast travel anywhere.
11:48.2
Respawn point, pwede ko anuin.
11:49.2
Ang laki pala ng map.
11:52.2
That's what she said.
11:53.2
That's what she said.
11:55.2
Shut the fuck up, man.
11:56.2
Nakakalala niyang sabihin.
11:57.2
Damn, it's super big, bro.
12:00.2
That's not what I said, bro.
12:02.2
That's what he said, bro.
12:04.2
Wait, there's eating in this game?
12:08.2
Come eat me, bro.
12:11.2
Special longgadog yung mapakain sa'yo.
12:15.2
Di lang longgadog. Hanggar yan. Sausage.
12:17.2
Gusto mo ba isubo yung aking Lambol, bro?
12:23.2
Wala ba tayong storage? What the hell?
12:25.2
Oo nga, Chris. Wala ba tayong storage?
12:27.2
Wala ba tayong storage?
12:28.2
Teka lang po, para.
12:29.2
Ginawa niyo naman ako utos, ano?
12:31.2
Siyempre, ikaw yung mga building.
12:33.2
Kaya naman si Chris builds yun na yun.
12:39.2
What? Lambol can't fight anymore? Why?
12:42.2
Puta maybe he's dead.
12:45.2
So how do I restore him?
12:47.2
Puta sa palma dito.
12:49.2
Tawag dito sa storage tingin.
12:51.2
Pal-box. Lagyan mo siya dun sa box lang. Tapos magiging siya for 10 minutes.
12:55.2
Pupunta pa ako dyan para ilagay siya dyan.
12:57.2
Pokemon Center natin.
13:01.2
Ay, gago. Maganda yung krapyono, guys.
13:04.2
Pala natin yung bow.
13:06.2
How do we craft a gun?
13:08.2
Dito mamaya pa yun, oh.
13:10.2
Nasa stone era pa tayo. Stone era pa lang tayo. Chill.
13:13.2
Gago, he's sleeping, man.
13:15.2
This is where you fuck them up.
13:17.2
Huwag tulog sila, okay?
13:20.2
I'mma catch this.
13:24.2
Tangina ka. Hayop ka. Tulog-tulog ka dyan.
13:26.2
Iking ina mo. Ano? Ano?
13:28.2
Putang ina, hindi gumawa na, pre.
13:30.2
Huwag ka ng ina mo, General.
13:32.2
Huwag ka ng ina mo, General.
13:36.2
Kinagsisi tulugan.
13:37.2
Ang gabi na. Kaya pa lang sila natutulog.
13:39.2
Putang ina nyan. Can we sleep?
13:41.2
Puta, dami natin yung sheep.
13:43.2
Yan yung tulugan nila. Bawal ka matulog dyan.
13:45.2
Bakit kayo may tulugan? Kami wala.
13:48.2
Ayun, no. May tulugan doon sa right side. Doon.
13:53.2
Oh, I'm helping you, bro.
13:55.2
Can I have some of these baked berries, bro?
13:57.2
Yeah, yeah. Go get some, man.
13:59.2
Sa'yo na yung susunod. Yan, ikaw na wala dyan.
14:01.2
Tulungan na kita.
14:02.2
Dapat yung mga palsa tayo gumagawa nito.
14:04.2
Tulog nga sila pag gabi.
14:06.2
Part-time, overtime.
14:08.2
Dapat sila gumagawa nito. As our slaves.
14:11.2
That is fucking true, man.
14:12.2
Sleep at night and time will pass until morning.
14:15.2
Kaya kailangan ba lahat mag-sleep?
14:19.2
Kailangan natin naman...
14:21.2
Ako na nga lang mag-craft. Papokos ako sa ano.
14:24.2
Wait, how do you craft? Sa crafting table?
14:26.2
Or can you craft...
14:27.2
Can you craft something here?
14:28.2
Pwede ka na mag-craft din sa B.
14:31.2
Mga na-unlock mo na.
14:32.2
Wala. Ano mo na-unlock?
14:34.2
Kailangan ko sa ano? Sa technology.
14:42.2
Can I unlock everything?
14:44.2
Mayroong points eh, no. Technology points.
14:46.2
Technology points?
14:48.2
Ay, puta. In-accept ko lahat.
14:53.2
Gago pa ako maganda, ha, guys.
14:56.2
Okay, boys. Time to work.
15:01.2
Damn, he looks sad.
15:04.2
Itong ginawa kang ko, ano, palm ball.
15:10.2
Paano nila katulungan sa wood? Putik na yan.
15:13.2
I think kailangan mo ng wood Pokemon or some shit, ano, no.
15:16.2
Oh, like may Pacific sila na, ano.
15:18.2
Na makakatulong sa atin.
15:21.2
Tumulong ka dito.
15:24.2
I need to, I need to create my, I need to get some clothes, bro.
15:28.2
I wasn't even talking to you, but sure, man.
15:31.2
Pals without beds will get stressed, puta.
15:33.2
Ang demanding naman ang mga puki ng inang to.
15:37.2
Who's gonna hunt these bitches, bro?
15:40.2
Ang ganda ng slot ko, bro.
15:42.2
Can I change the color of this shit?
15:46.2
Ang tagal mag-crap dito.
15:49.2
Paano ko ba utusan yung putang inang?
15:52.2
Paano ba sila utusan?
15:54.2
Wait, you cannot enslave NPCs, right?
15:57.2
Ang pwede lang is yung mga, ano.
15:59.2
You can sell them though, tama?
16:03.2
Like, yung mga tao dito, you can capture them, but you can't enslave them.
16:07.2
You can, you can sell them.
16:09.2
Oh, you can sell them.
16:12.2
So that other people can enslave them.
16:18.2
Oh, eh, hindi na lang rin.
16:33.7
Tiyan mo rin ayon?
16:41.2
Saba po rin rin to.
16:44.2
You need a certain tile guy to like, tapos press E and just throw them to the certain task that you want to like
16:51.5
And then they will do it for you, yeah?
16:53.5
What are they doing, Chris? They're just, they're just spawning rocks
16:57.5
No, they're idiots, they do not know what the hell is happening
17:01.1
Oh, what is happening? Ano yan?
17:02.8
What? They're trying to collect shit but they do not know where to put it
17:06.3
Bubong pa na nilay
17:06.9
We need a ladder here
17:12.8
Dapat yung gumagawa ng ating mga pusa eh
17:17.2
Yeah, fuck those cats, bro
17:19.3
Fuck these, you know, fuck these shapes
17:21.2
Pag-anong ito, mga hat na ito eh
17:23.9
Ang cute lang, ang cute lang yung mga yun eh
17:26.2
Cute lang sila, gago
17:27.4
Damn, bro, he's helping me again
17:35.3
Mag-recruit nga kayo ng mga pusa
17:37.3
Yun yung mas maganda dito
17:39.5
Ano ba yung gagawa ng pusa?
17:42.8
Mas capable sila kaysa doon sa ship
17:44.2
Really? Ano yung pusa tayo?
17:46.5
Ano yung pusa tayo?
17:48.7
Oy, what the fuck? Is that a fish?
17:51.8
Come here, little shit!
17:53.8
Uy, ano to? Gago na yan, may legendary Pokemon na to
17:56.2
Y'all, do you see this shit, bro?
17:58.7
Lumulutang sa ano yan?
18:00.3
Level 6, Die Dream
18:01.3
I'm gonna fuck you up, bitch
18:05.2
What do I need again?
18:08.3
Oh, shit, I can do a corkscrew
18:15.0
May lang, may lang
18:19.2
Oh, this piccolo-looking motherfucker
18:23.4
Okay, okay, okay, okay
18:41.5
Danger and death to the death!
18:42.8
I got a daydream get to the death!
18:47.4
You got some cloth, bro?
18:50.0
I mean, I can build cloth
18:51.5
I can craft cloth
18:52.4
You want me to craft cloth?
18:54.7
Just give me the arm
18:56.8
Make me a workbench
18:57.7
and I can make you cloth
18:58.8
Just do a workbench, too, no?
19:00.4
How much cloth do you need, bitch?
19:04.7
I'll need some cotton for that, Chris
19:06.6
Just because I'm black?
19:10.1
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.0
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.1
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.2
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.3
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.3
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.3
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.4
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.5
Sorry, not cotton
19:11.5
Sorry, not cotton
19:12.0
Sorry, not cotton
19:12.8
Sorry, not cotton
19:13.3
Sorry, not cotton
19:15.3
How much do you need?
19:19.6
Because you want cloths?
19:22.0
Just this once, Chris
19:28.1
How do you heal your pokeballs?
19:32.6
Is there no item?
19:33.4
Is there no potion here?
19:40.0
I need more lamb balls, bro
19:41.4
Why is one bolt gone?
19:42.8
Did you guys kill them into extinction?
19:45.5
Sir, there's only one bolt left here
19:46.8
Sir, there's only one bolt left here
19:47.0
Sir, there's only one bolt left here
19:47.9
The daydream was replaced, you moron
19:48.0
The daydream was replaced, you moron
19:48.1
The daydream was replaced, you moron
19:54.3
You don't even know my bolts
20:12.8
You don't even know my bolts
