00:22.0
You come in the wrong neighborhood m*****
00:26.0
Eh p***** patayin niya g*****
00:32.0
Everything looks our a** dito sa earth
00:34.0
Sa starting element
00:35.0
Eh wait eh ito lang
00:37.0
Merapat siguro tayo magdun sa pinamalaki eh
00:46.0
Oh wala na akong spheres
00:48.0
Oh no wala na akong palbol
00:59.0
Eh not gonna lie bro
01:00.0
I'm getting attached to these Pokemon bro
01:02.0
They look cute as f**k
01:03.0
Maybe I'll start a family with them bro
01:09.0
Help me kill one of these penguins Chris
01:12.0
It's level 7 one please
01:15.0
I will capture him
01:17.0
Meron ang ganyan sa bahay
01:19.0
Pafo mo ako okay?
01:24.0
Saan na yung level 7?
01:25.0
Saan na yung level 7?
01:27.0
Ayan ayan ayan ayan
01:34.0
It's gonna be feeling right
01:36.0
Don't kill it though
01:40.0
What the hell are you doing there bro?
01:42.0
The level 4 is f**king killing the sh**
01:44.0
F**k with you too
01:45.0
Parang kayo nagpa farm
01:52.0
Give me a pile box
01:55.0
Aray ko I'm dying
01:57.0
You gotta kill this motherf**kers bro
02:06.0
Ang level na mga ka
02:09.0
This is the best recording ever bro
02:11.0
It is the best recording bro
02:13.0
I got so much content na
02:14.0
We've been playing 41 minutes bro
02:16.0
And nothing's happening you know
02:26.0
I'm gonna pet you boy
02:29.0
Putang eh nabit ang
02:33.0
Wait my daydream is dead
02:40.0
Wait I wanna test
02:43.0
Yo what the f**k is wrong with you bro?
02:49.0
Ang inang hype to pinapatay ako
02:53.0
Pwede ba natin na extend yung base natin?
02:54.0
By putting up more
02:57.0
What do you call those?
03:03.0
I think you can expand your base
03:06.0
You can expand your base by upgrading your PAL thing
03:10.0
What the f**k is that?
03:17.0
Okay nobody touch my f**king PAL okay?
03:19.0
Especially you Chris
03:23.0
Ito yun yun yung sabihin mo yun yun yun
03:25.0
I want to listen to that sh**
03:26.0
But what is happening to your cats Chris?
03:28.0
They're literally spawning rocks bro
03:30.0
They're not spawning rocks
03:31.0
They're just getting rocks
03:32.0
But they do not know where to f**king put it
03:35.0
Are they in perpetual
03:37.0
Rock gathering activity?
03:40.0
Yes because they do not know where to put it
03:42.0
Then give them somewhere to put it
03:44.0
Can I get their rocks Chris?
03:49.0
Oh what the f**k?
03:50.0
Yo Chris what the f**k is your cat doing?
03:52.0
What the cat doing Chris?
03:54.0
I don't know what is he doing?
03:56.0
I don't know I'm carrying him bro
03:59.0
Just let him do the work
04:00.0
Oh no I don't need his help
04:02.0
F**k this guy bro
04:03.0
I'm gonna throw him in the fire
04:05.0
How do I throw him out?
04:08.0
Into the flames you go
04:11.0
Into the flames you go
04:13.0
How do I throw this guy?
04:17.0
Chris how do I throw your cat?
04:18.0
That's not my cat
04:20.0
Yeah but how do I throw him?
04:21.0
How do I throw him?
04:25.0
Hindi I mean literally may hinahawakan akong pusa
04:28.0
Like I picked it up
04:29.0
And now I don't know what to do with it
04:31.0
Press A you f**king b**ch
04:35.0
Oh my god I think I bugged out
04:37.0
Chris come pick up your f**king cat
04:40.0
I don't know what you're talking about
04:44.0
Oh he likes getting thrown
04:50.0
I'm gonna throw this lambol bro
04:52.0
What is he doing here bro?
04:55.0
No grazing here b**ch
04:59.0
Chris come here Chris
05:01.0
I'm gonna mishima this guy
05:04.0
I'm gonna mishima your lambol bro
05:06.0
Go go do it do it
05:07.0
I'm watching you bro
05:08.0
Okay you're watching me bro?
05:10.0
There you go be strong
05:12.0
Unleash the devil gene
05:19.0
Let me do it again
05:20.0
Let me do it again
05:24.0
Die you f**king piece of sh**
05:30.0
Just do the deal bro
05:32.0
Wala bang fast climb?
05:37.0
I'm gonna crap a lot of f**king bed for them
05:41.0
You do be doing it Chris
05:47.0
Ay gagapit tawag ako siya
05:53.0
There you go meron sila
05:55.0
Putang ina 78 arrows
06:02.0
Damn this cat is about to help me bro
06:04.0
Help me cat please
06:06.0
Yeah tinutulungan niya ako let's go
06:09.0
I love this cat bro
06:10.0
Tinutulungan na ako magcraft ng 78 arrows
06:15.0
Damn he leveling up
06:17.0
Pwede na tayo maglagay oh?
06:19.0
Help me you stupid cat
06:23.0
Yeah that's right stupid cat
06:26.0
Ginawa ka ng alila okay?
06:28.0
Ginawa ka ng mundo nito para maging alila
06:30.0
I hate this tutorial
06:31.0
Paano ba tanggalin to?
06:33.0
Hindi kailangan yan para may xp ka
06:36.0
I don't want to bro
06:37.0
I don't wanna capture 30 pals f**k that sh**
06:39.0
That's part of the f**king thing
06:40.0
What do you mean bro?
06:43.0
I wish our pals will just gather wood every f**king time you know?
06:46.0
I wish they gathered wood every f**king time you know?
06:47.0
I wish they gathered wood for us and then put it on the storage
06:50.0
Para hindi na tayo nagihirap
06:51.0
You know what I'm saying?
06:55.0
Gago kulang tayo ng bed
06:57.0
Kulang tayo ng bed Chris
06:58.0
We need 2 more bed
06:59.0
Then make more bed
07:01.0
Wala nga akong ano eh wala nga akong sh** eh
07:04.0
Did you take my shit?
07:07.0
Of course I didn't
07:08.0
Oh you f**king a**hole
07:13.0
You took my password
07:16.0
Give me my password you f**king a**hole
07:18.0
I can't work with your sh** on your table bro
07:22.0
Give me my password yo
07:24.0
Give me my password
07:25.0
I don't need that
07:26.0
I'm gonna go to adventure
07:27.0
Where the f**k are you?
07:31.0
Let the man cook okay?
07:32.0
Kaya nakainin mo ito puta na
07:34.0
Give me my password
07:38.0
Come here I'll drop it
07:39.0
It's making me encumbered
07:41.0
I'll drop I'll drop
07:43.0
Yeah kaya kaya kaya
07:45.0
Kailangan ko muna pumatay ng ano eh
07:47.0
Apat lang naman yun diba?
07:49.0
Kailangan ko pumatay ng wool
07:51.0
I'm still encumbered what the f**k
07:53.0
What happened to my you know
07:55.0
What happened to my sheeps?
07:57.0
Binato na sa kawalan
07:58.0
Punta ka na yun that guy
08:00.0
I used those motherf**kers
08:01.0
I used those motherf**kers
08:02.0
I used those motherf**kers
08:03.0
I used those motherf**kers
08:04.0
What the f**king ranch what the hell guys
08:06.0
They're now part of the Mishimas I bought
08:09.0
Hey cat where's the cat bro?
08:16.0
Where's your cat Chris?
08:18.0
Niyatamad na ako mag build ng araw
08:20.0
Gago bigla na nga lang tumulong sa akin yun eh
08:23.0
Mag build ng araw
08:24.0
We need more slaves bro
08:26.0
I hate this manual labor
08:28.0
Oh s**t nagreact sila
08:29.0
Ay talog na ano ano
08:32.0
Ay kaya pala walang tumutulong siya natulog na
08:34.0
Ayo bro you gotta feed these pals bro
08:36.0
Oh putang ina na yun
08:40.0
I'll work on this myself para mag level up ako
08:46.3
Pag nga yung nagne breakdance dito eh
08:49.2
Gago nagne breakdance si Vanilla
08:55.0
Go down medicine go down
08:59.0
Pu** the f**k si D a
09:00.0
Sige nga si Vanilla
09:01.5
Nagne breakdance kanina yun
09:07.3
Puttang namine nag ano
09:09.4
Playman Chris Farms
09:14.0
Gagawd eh, tapos kakatapos ko lang gawin ng bed nila ako naman.
09:17.5
Gagaw naman ako ng sarili kong agenda.
09:20.5
I'm gonna make some ano...
09:23.5
Alaling ba yan sa communist village natin?
09:26.5
Siyempre, kukuha ko maraming ano...
09:30.5
Puto, dami natutulog oh!
09:35.0
Paano ba yung 30 pals na to?
09:37.0
You gotta capture 30 pals.
09:39.0
Hindi, not 30 different pals, just...
09:41.0
literally 30 pals.
09:43.0
Eh, there you go.
09:49.0
Tanga na ito, yung minishima mo eh.
09:51.0
Puta ka na, ngayon lang bumalik.
09:54.0
I've come further.
09:58.0
He's now a mishipma.
10:07.0
I can do this all day, Chris.
10:09.0
Anyone who wants to go on a night adventure?
10:18.0
Oh my fucking god.
10:19.0
Did I just use one of my arrows? I did.
10:23.0
Putang ina mo! Bakit may...
10:25.0
Why the fuck do you have a fucking...
10:28.0
That's mine, bro.
10:29.0
She fucks sparks?
10:31.0
This guy has the flaming vapor yun, bro.
10:36.0
Do you know why I have this guy?
10:37.0
Why do you have that guy, bro?
10:38.0
Para di inaw lamigin sa gabi ako eh.
10:42.0
What do you mean?
10:43.0
What do you mean?
10:44.0
If he's around...
10:45.0
If you summon him and he's around you, hindi ka nalalamigin.
10:49.0
Ano na pangalan bang tinapture mo?
10:51.0
I thought you were gonna do something to it at night to keep you warm, yeah?
11:01.0
That in terms of...
11:02.0
That a fuck sparks is the best pampainit tuwing gabi?
11:07.0
I did not know that.
11:11.0
You wanna know, huh?
11:14.0
I wanna know, bro.
11:15.0
I will bring you to the, ano yun, Limgrieve.
11:16.0
Limgrieve Church.
11:29.0
Kaya sabi ko kanina na...
11:30.0
Where the fuck are you?
11:31.0
Sabi ko kanina na...
11:32.0
What the fuck is the Melina shit?
11:34.0
Just follow me, bro.
11:35.0
Where are you, dude?
11:38.0
Just go down, bro.
11:41.0
Ay gagawin mo yun yung church dun, oh.
11:48.0
Puta, nasa babaan na ako.
11:49.0
Kasama ko si Ken.
11:51.0
Ngao na nga ako kay Ken eh.
11:52.0
Si Melina nga to eh.
11:57.0
Si Krista na yung kita.
12:00.0
Paano magamitin yung Melina?
12:02.0
Eh, tatalim lang.
12:08.0
Napanood ako yung trick eh.
12:18.0
I cannot see anything.
12:20.0
Depreso yung pangalan niya, boy.
12:21.0
He looks so depressed.
12:24.0
Nasa likod mo, Ken.
12:27.0
What's happening?
12:30.0
Pinapatay niyo ba yung elephant?
12:35.0
It's the king of the forest, po.
12:37.0
It's the king of the forest, po.
12:41.0
Ain't no time for your bullshit, bro.
12:50.0
Papatayin niyo ba itong king of the forest?
12:51.0
I don't think we can kill him.
12:52.0
No, you cannot, bro.
12:54.0
I don't wanna fuck around by now.
12:58.0
Di kong mapatay level 7.
13:00.0
Kakamunga niya, ibito eh!
13:05.0
Pakainong ko yun ng water stone.
13:07.0
Nang makita niya.
13:09.0
Pagkakita mo ba yung green dyan?
13:15.0
Kukuha mo lang ba?
13:17.0
Hindi siya, hindi siya
13:19.0
Pag kinuha ko di na siya available
13:21.0
Kaya parang gano'n
13:23.0
I kinda want this
13:29.0
How do you crouch? I do
13:45.0
I'm a cream on it
13:47.0
Mga level 9 na yung andito Ken
13:49.0
I see a fire pokemon din
13:53.0
Ayun o iba hindi ata siya fox
13:59.0
Nevermind fox sparks pala
14:01.0
Tangina natutulog
14:05.0
Tangina natutulog gumagalaw
14:17.0
Okay Trinil you do good okay?
14:19.0
Okay Trinil you do good okay?
14:21.0
Did you just name someone Trinil?
14:29.0
Now he's not gonna do anything
14:31.0
Actually he's doing a lot of things
14:39.0
I found a fucking egg bro
14:45.0
An actual common egg
14:47.0
Kailangan na incubate
14:49.0
Damn ano kayong hutch nito putang
14:51.0
Can I get the legendary digimon bro
14:53.0
Gago mamatay ka nakin
14:55.0
I got this ako ah
14:57.0
Just running around and shit bro
14:59.0
Just running around and shit bro
15:01.0
Ah fuck I'm dead manila
15:05.0
So he got a gun man
15:13.1
Gago nakakalati mo pa pag na
15:15.1
At least may taga revive sayo go
15:17.1
Yes keep attacking this bitch bro
15:20.1
Ay puta nakikita ko na yung mga bulbasura bro
15:25.1
Oh my god these are cute
15:27.1
Or I think I'm in a new
15:29.1
Buta they're level 10
15:31.1
Fuck I don't wanna mess with them bro
15:33.0
What the fuck are we gonna do here manila?
15:35.0
I'll activate that shit. I know yung ano.
15:38.0
Okay, you know what? I'll take one of these guys.
15:41.0
Gago, my cave. What the fuck is that?
15:43.0
Oh my God, they're so cute.
15:45.0
I wanna kill them, bro.
15:46.0
Syndicate tower, Ken. You know what that means?
15:49.0
Ay, Gago, yung titi ano, boy?
15:50.0
Oh shit, yung crime ano, yung...
15:51.0
The quest. Nandito siya, Gago.
15:54.0
The beast, bro. The guy.
15:56.0
Okay, ini-mini-mini mo.
15:58.0
Holy shit, this looks amazing.
16:01.0
Tangina mo, it's a...
16:02.0
You sure ba na yun?
16:03.0
No, never happened. Daydream.
16:04.0
Ay, Gago, huwag. It's a boss battle.
16:06.0
Putang yun mo. Kailangan natin sila lahat dito.
16:08.0
Pangina, di nga natin mapatay yung mga normal level 10.
16:14.0
Looks like a fox park.
16:15.0
Paalam ba nila, ha?
16:18.0
How the fuck did you get here?
16:25.0
How? Puta, kailangan mo muna mag-activate nung parang tingi.
16:28.0
Yung tower na nag-activate.
16:30.0
Yan, marami din. Pwede ka rin mag-fast travel kasi sa bed eh.
16:35.0
Oh, shit. I can't drop it.
16:38.0
Wait, how do you use small...
16:41.0
Saan to nilalagay?
16:42.0
What the fuck? Inatake yung mga ano?
16:44.0
Inatake yung what?
16:46.0
The syndicates, bro.
16:50.0
Bro, that's a flying Pokemon, bro!
16:52.0
It looks legendary! Ano yan?
16:54.0
Saan? Saan? Saan? Saan?
16:55.0
Si Nightwing! Putay na mo, Nightwing!
17:00.0
Please, let me capture...
17:01.0
Let me capture the syndicate, bro.
17:04.0
Putang ina ka, Nightwing. Hayop ka.
17:10.0
I have a lot of food.
17:14.0
Oh, fuck! It uses gun!
17:21.0
Tangina. Elden Lord to. Tangina mo ka.
17:24.0
Tangina ka. Let's go, Eevee!
17:30.0
Tama na! Tama na! Yamete!
17:34.0
Oh, let's go! Let's go! Please! Please! Yes! Yes! Kanan! Yes!
17:41.0
Nightwing, get to the...
17:43.0
Good job, Grammys.
17:45.0
Oh my God, can I pet him?
17:47.0
Oh, it looks like a fucking nice Pokemon. Holy fuck.
17:50.0
Damn, this game nice.
17:52.0
I told you, bro. Best game ever, bro.
17:54.0
Di ba iniwan mo, Ken?
17:56.0
Sabi ko, putang ina to. Ba't ba yung nagpapatayin sa taas? Pinuntaan ko, gagawin.
18:00.0
Inatake nila yung bandit.
18:02.0
Tapos sinichis ko.
18:04.0
Tapos I got this magma Pokemon now.
18:11.0
Oh, what the fuck is that?
18:12.0
There's a llama, bro.
18:14.0
It's a sassy llama, bro. Si Melpaka, bro.
18:16.0
Tanginang llama yan.
18:18.0
He has boots, bro. Putang ina. May Taylor Swift ano. May ano. May ano yan?
18:23.0
Lady Gaga llama. Alpaka, bro.
18:25.0
But that's not what I want.
18:27.0
I want this guy. I want this Studio Ghibli-looking motherfucker here.
18:32.0
Aray ko, putang ina ka.
18:38.0
Aray ko! Help! Help, please! I need help! Please! Please! I need help! Please!
18:45.0
I don't even see you. Di saan si Joe yan?
18:47.0
Map mo, putang ina mo!
18:49.0
You got 67 seconds. Come on. Please. Never mind. You know what? Fuck it. Fuck you. Fuck you.
18:53.0
I don't even see you sa map.
18:55.0
I'm giving up. I'm giving up on life, okay?
18:57.0
Babalikan ko na lang tong puki ng ina ko.
19:02.0
Oh my God! May intense music pa na pag namamatay.
19:04.0
It's like in Metal Gear.
19:06.0
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
19:08.0
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
