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what i am showing to you guys right now is just a piece piece of my land property here uh wild dog
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i have uh wild chihuahua here who is always mad at me what's that tagalog word
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and over there i have that skinny dog and i call it the white kangaroo yeah people in the
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philippines my relatives think that i'm crazy i'm just a low life profile person i don't mind
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do you know what's low key what low key is a kind of uh life status you know it's like
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you look poor to the
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to the people but but the reality is you can buy them the sun is already setting down
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but i still have time to manage to clean my camper van right there that's my mini wagon
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bought from the highways of japan that's a rare mini wagon you know very rare rare
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good morning guys
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for today's vlog we are going to renovate or do some progress here in our 3.8 hectares land
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i mean property this vlog is dedicated to all the filipinos out there abroad
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this is kind of hard for me but because i love you guys
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i will do this if i can finish this till the end
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thank you very much but today is we're we're doing this simple vlog like i'm a simple
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man you know like i'm not a vlogger today i'm a haciendero
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the farm hut don't fit my big head so the problem is my head not the haciendero hut
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so let's do this later on we're going to have adventure but today priority first
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take care of our land
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oh i don't speak english
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the problem with our land here our 3.8 hectares
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goes to the soil and then the soil becomes soft
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and then we are having a hard time stepping on it the soil is
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soft so i am going to
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pitch some rubble and sand to cover up the
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soft soil of my land what i am doing is
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we call this healing our land you know the song heal our land father
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what's this garbage i hate garbage later
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life is hard in the province you know
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if you don't own a land like 3.8 hectares you know the problem
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is it is hard very hard to manage such a huge land like mine
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3.8 hectares do you ever think uh handling or
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containing a 3.8 hectares land oh my god
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if you don't have the resources
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you'll end up dying like
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where's the other animals i'm just checking all my
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imported animals like i have
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wild chihuahua here who is always mad at me
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what's that tagalog word
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walang utang na loob
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over there i have that skinny dog and i call it
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the white kangaroo and as of now i have here my good friend
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from the philippines uh don jello yes he's a former vlogger in the
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philippines but i offered him
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uh why don't you come here in my country
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and yeah you know for greener pastures before he's vlogging making vlogs but
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now he's making uh videos
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for the farms do you like it here bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes
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yes so just enjoy the fresh air the land
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bring whatever you want here no problem bro
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just just leave like just live your life to the fullest okay here
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i am putting the sun and the pebbles in this softland this is what i'm
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talking about earlier the softland because you know what
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i have a secret there but i have i'm going to tell you what's the secret you
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know the reason why it's soft because here in
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my tree point i uh where i am doing a little bit of a
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8 hectares land property by the way this is not um this is land is that uh what do you call this in
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the philippines you will buy the the land for like the the humming farm without the title without
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that still oh what do you call that rights right this is not i bought this with a title by the way
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in the philippines i am boy first time here in my country they call me don clino i have to cover up
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the soil because in this area this is the oil deposit so this land is very rich in natural
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richness like i can produce oils
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in this area okay so i'm covering it up so that no one comes here
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gravel and sand coating so that no one will know that i have oil deposits here
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in my 3.8 hectares with title land property
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by the way i want you to meet jennifer from manila and i'm your
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donya and i'm your true love don't hit me i will accuse you like the law here in my country is
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not like in the philippines you know go you want equality women always you know okay okay okay okay
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you guys always ask for equality but you don't even know how to cook noodles
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i'm not saying that you don't know how to cook because you know how to cook that's
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why i hire you from the philippines by the way she works in a five-star hotel
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earning like 300,000 pesos per week i hired him him her her
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because sometimes
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let me explain because sometimes he act like
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told her that come
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join us in our country
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like you don't even know what's the
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name of this country because
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how much my salary
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just ask for it I will give you a blank check
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I'm a Don, Don Maclino
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just forget about boy parts time in the Philippines
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sometimes I just imagine
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my life there in the Philippines
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in my country later I will
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tell you what's the name of my country but
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for now I'll keep it a secret
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what I am showing
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to you guys right now is just
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3.8 hectares land is just
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property you know
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I have lots of property here in my country
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I own this country
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that's why I can do everything
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like anything I can put any business here
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I can import anything
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and export it back
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that's how rich I am
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say anything about
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country because some people right there
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they don't know how to
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read my lips when I'm joking
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they're too sensitive
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don't be too sensitive
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as long as you don't step
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I worked before as a clown
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Anong niluluto mo?
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Anong niluluto mo?
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I am cooking porky pig
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by the way I can still
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understand Tagalog
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you can comment there in Tagalog
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what's the other term for
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so it's just a normal pig
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but what makes this
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porky pig so special
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chugging it again
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it's a double dead
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it's a double dead
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porky pig sinigang
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ah double dead pa yan
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yeah it's a double dead porky pig
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special na to yun
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7 in the afternoon
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the sun is already setting down
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but I still have time to
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manage to clean my house
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but I still have time to manage to clean my house
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my camper van right there
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that's my mini wagon
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bought from the highways of Japan
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why I'm saying this
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that I bought this
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in the highways of Japan
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mini wagon you know
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fetch a pail of water here
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my mini wagon there
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bought from the highways of Japan
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later I will tell you
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I will explain to you
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in the highways of Japan
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don bakit ka nagbobamba
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ikaw ang isa sa mga pinakamayang
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people but but the reality is you can buy them you might think why i'm doing this i have a lot of
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farmers here actually they're all in vacation oh with pay oh like it's like i give them i give them
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a blank check you can write there what amount do you want just go anywhere country do you like
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like that and then have fun enjoy you deserve it no so that's why i'm doing this alone for my
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health benefit you know i am 34 years old and i need to do some workout like this i do this like
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what's in english the mano mano the mano mano i don't know
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uh people in the philippines know understand what's mano mano it's like
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you're using your hands mano mano
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golf the official oil of my country
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sometimes i'm bored i can't deny it it's what you call boring boring rich life
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boring rich life tomorrow i will attend to fiesta here in uh in a varangay rich varangay
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here in bayumbong like the dawn mariano yeah don mariano something like that it's rich because it has dawn
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the captain there uh nurse 경우 my japanese friend ipnoy japanese friend he's a moto vlogger before
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and now he's a funny app였 e
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and huggable and very trustworthy captain of Don Mariano Marcos
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Don, and then the Mariano, and then the Marcos
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so I need to clean this up
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the mini wagon I bought from the highways of Japan
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so I think it's time for you to tell me
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I mean it's time for me to tell you
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that's why I'm telling you that I bought this from the highways of Japan
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in an instant, ask me why
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I was driving there like 2pm
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highways of Japan
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and I was driving there my luxury car
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that's my coding car
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I bought it from the
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the prince of Egypt
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I was driving there like 2pm
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what's that word in the Philippines like
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I'm bored with my goat
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and then I saw this little car
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on the front of my Porsche 911
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it's like what is this car
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there's a signage there at the back
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so I got interested and then
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there's a phone number there
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buy me and then the cell phone number
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and then I got my
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it's like a 4 minutes
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hello hello hello
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like that and then
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I want to buy your car
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let's find time to
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to meet and talk about it
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I want it right now
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I told him just pull over
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get out of the car
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and I will take that car
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and then what happened
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I just leave my Porsche 911
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on the side of Japan
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and leave it there
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I just want this Japanese
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every Wagon Suzuki
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I think it though
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because we are here in Masai
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the beautiful places
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we are almost there
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we have already passed
