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00:00.0
Ano ulit papagawa niyo pre?
00:02.7
Tank build silong ipanalo mo
00:05.4
Iyan mamalasing kanya
00:06.8
Tank build silong daw tapos papanalo natin
00:10.8
Para imposible yun ah
00:18.4
Uy pre pre pre pre pre
00:27.5
Ano mo makakalos ito?
00:31.9
Hindi niyo pa alam na isa napakalakas na tank hero si silong?
00:36.6
Puro kalungkukin na may prinsya sabi mo
00:44.3
Hindi yan problema boy
00:45.6
Pwede kang presto
00:47.0
Invalid naman pre
00:49.8
Yung computer ang magkontrol
00:51.5
Tapos ipanalo mo sa uli
00:54.2
Meron pa tayong mission eh
00:56.0
Ipanalo natin yung darot
00:59.9
Easy pa sa madali
01:02.1
Bisik pa sa madali
01:03.4
Tapos walang nangyari
01:18.3
Para rin na matay
01:19.5
Pagpaglalawas dito pre
01:45.9
Tanga naman Lisley
01:59.9
Ganun lang kasimple
02:01.9
Tusok-tusok lang sa puwit
02:02.9
Tahan-tahanin mo naman
02:03.9
Bakit tinusok mo na sa puwit
02:05.9
Siyempre tinusok mo na sa puwit eh
02:06.9
Ano pang gagawin niya?
02:07.9
Tusukin mo lang na tusukin sa puwit
02:08.9
Bakit mo may raket?
02:29.9
Bahala ka sa buhay mo
02:38.9
Bakit mo mapiluan
02:47.9
Kaya kung tao magtupos niya
02:49.9
wi ka lang na sa mapang
02:50.9
Isutungbo ng itlog mo ay
02:53.9
Sasundukin ko yung muka mo
02:57.7
Basta ako namatay, buti nalang pugi ako, no?
02:59.7
Basta pugi kasi matagal namamatay, e, no?
03:01.7
Barilin kita sa mukha, e!
03:09.7
Oo, diba? Patay na naman.
03:11.7
Hindi dahil sayo.
03:15.7
Namit, namit, namit.
03:21.7
Na, na, na, na, na.
03:23.7
Ay, sarap siyang palinis mo.
03:27.7
Nanamit, nanamit.
03:33.7
Tangpil diyan, ha?
03:41.7
Walang titi na walang sisigaw!
03:55.7
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
03:57.7
Ba't yung makatawa ka parang nakakatuya?
04:05.7
Pre-star daw, pre-star.
04:07.7
Gusto kong manakit!
04:11.7
Diba, diba, diba?
04:13.7
Napaka easy naman ang challenge mo, pre!
04:15.7
Walang kairap-irap!
04:19.7
Tangsilong, pero manalo.
04:23.7
Parang maging BP pa nga ako, e.
04:25.7
Ba, hindi yata pwede yun.
04:43.7
Diyos ko naman, oo.
04:47.7
Diba, gano'n lang.
04:49.7
Gano'n lang kasimple.
04:51.7
Hindi nyo kailangan pahirapan ang sarili mo.
04:53.7
Bilang isang malakas ay talaga namang
04:59.7
Nakabuwisit kang kausap din.
05:23.7
Hahaha! Takbo, takbo.
05:27.7
Lalo, matatalo pa yata.
05:47.7
Ito, yan oh. Yan oh. Yan.
06:05.7
Hidden fan nyo, eh!
06:21.7
Retreat! Nakasisisa kasi! Back mo na!
06:24.7
Huwag mong sinisisa sa harap ko ha!
06:38.7
Tipe-tipe pa eh no!
06:39.7
Dito sa babao! Dito sa babao!
06:41.7
Pati baba ay pinasok eh!
06:52.7
Mukhang mag-imbibib pa ako dito ha!
07:06.7
Nanalo to! Imbibib pa ako eh!
07:08.7
Ganun lang kasimple mga pre!
07:10.7
Yung iba kasi nahihirapan eh!
07:12.7
Mayabang lang to eh!
07:13.7
No! Sabi niya kasi kailangan tank silong pero panalo!
07:18.7
Kita mo pre! Kunti na lang pre! Mananalo na pre!
07:22.7
Pero hindi mo pa sinabi na imbibib ha! Basta manalo lang ha!
07:25.7
Pero dito parang imbibib pa ako eh no!
07:27.7
Baka masyadong pakasisiguro na naman ha!
07:48.7
Gago! Back! Back! Back!
07:58.7
O pre! Pre! Pre! Pre! Pre!
08:01.7
Ano mo makakalos ito kayo?
08:04.7
Ah! Hindi! Hindi sila!
08:23.7
O! Kaya lang sinasabi ko sa inyo!
08:25.7
That's what I'm talking about!
08:27.7
O! You know! You see that?
08:29.7
You say! You say! You say!
08:30.7
Malabo ang mata ko eh!
08:32.7
Nag-espray ni kita re!
08:34.7
Kaya lang hindi yun baby!
08:35.7
O! Ganun lang kasimple! O!
08:37.7
Anong iya pinagsasabi mo mga tao yan?
08:40.7
Sumbago na kayo munaong roon!
08:43.7
Anong iya pinagsasabi mo?
08:45.7
Tiktusan ko yung bitlog mo!
08:47.7
Bibiglayin ko yung mukha mo!
08:51.7
Gusto mo ma-apricot yung itlog mo ha?
08:53.7
Apricot din ko yung itlog mo eh!
08:55.7
Kigil na o! Kigil!
08:56.7
Gusto muna pa ko!
09:00.7
Yan o! Tingnan niyo o!
09:07.7
O! Yan o! Yan sila o!
09:08.7
Yung mga kasakalaban natin kanina o!
09:11.7
Paano nag-iiyay yan?
09:12.7
Paano sila nag-iiyay?
09:13.7
Sabihin mo sa akin!
09:14.7
You can explain that to me!
09:16.7
Explain it to me!
09:17.7
Explain it to me!
09:18.7
Explain it to me!
09:20.7
Explain it to me!
09:21.7
If you cannot explain!
09:22.7
Explain it to me!
09:23.7
Explain it to me!
09:26.7
Explain it to me!
09:29.7
Because if that were to me!
09:33.7
Kasi isa ka na na!
09:34.7
Kulang sa buwan yun eh!
09:37.7
Walang item pero panalo!
09:38.7
Walang item pero panalo!
09:40.7
Wag na! Ayaw mo eh!
