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00:05.0
What the f**k happened to our suits, Chris?
00:07.0
There's no suits, man.
00:08.0
No, there's no suits. It's buggy as f**k, bro.
00:09.0
It's buggy as f**k.
00:10.0
How come you have the f**k headgear then?
00:12.0
Of course, p*****.
00:14.0
Di ba ata ako kailangan?
00:15.0
Tingnan mo yung tag ko.
00:16.0
Tingnan mo yung tag ko. Sige.
00:17.0
VIP employee leader.
00:18.0
How do you do that?
00:19.0
F2P, by the way, ka ba?
00:23.0
You're a part-time timer, bro.
00:24.0
Shut the f**k up, okay?
00:25.0
Bro, what the f**k?
00:26.0
Yo, someone wants copy.
00:28.0
I have got it here.
00:29.0
I have got Prime, bros.
00:32.0
This video is sponsored by Prime.
00:34.0
If you want to taste piss, if you want to taste bad p*****, drink Prime.
00:47.0
Google, turn off lights.
00:48.0
Hell yeah. Here we go again.
00:51.0
Here we go again.
00:52.0
This godforsaken world.
00:54.0
Alam mo ba bago dito sa bagong update na?
00:57.0
Ang tagal ko nawala dito.
01:00.0
Ipon tayo 1,000 pa.
01:03.0
New year, new me.
01:04.0
Sa new year, new me.
01:05.0
February na ngayon.
01:07.0
January 32 pa lang ngayon.
01:08.0
Sabo, people capping, bro.
01:09.0
I'mma invalidate them, bro.
01:10.0
January went by so fast for me, bro.
01:12.0
You guys, dilulo.
01:16.0
I'mma invalidate everyone's fee.
01:17.0
Sobrang bilis ng January.
01:19.0
Ngayon lahat mabilis na.
01:24.0
Nasa point na tayo ng buhay na sobrang bilis.
01:30.0
Kailangan mo na yata mag-upgrade ng PTSD Idol.
01:36.0
Narinig natin sila.
01:37.0
Sa kabilang side sila ng hallway.
01:40.0
Bakit nag video call kayo?
01:41.0
Baka nung oras na.
01:44.0
O, maganda botes niyo.
01:48.0
I'mma do it first, okay?
01:50.0
I will never fall in this episode, bro.
01:59.0
dammit bitch yeah i will never follow and immediately falls right after stupid
02:45.2
Walang collusion, sayang.
02:50.1
Huwag mo, huwag mo.
02:51.2
Ito, puta, may talon pa.
02:53.2
Huwag mo na, huwag mo na.
03:05.4
Kalaan niya rin na tumalon.
03:06.9
Kalaan niya rin na tumalon.
03:09.1
Gago, tumalang ka muna.
03:10.3
Tumalang ka muna.
03:11.8
Gago, tumalang ka muna.
03:22.3
Guys, parang kuris, bro.
03:25.4
I'm not gonna vote, bro.
03:27.2
I'm gonna wait him to suffer.
03:34.5
Boboto na, boboto na, boboto na.
03:36.3
Wait, wait, wait.
03:36.9
Wait, wait, wait.
03:40.6
There's a spider right there.
03:41.7
Nasa arapan niya, eno?
03:42.7
Di na kita, di na kita.
03:44.6
Bakit руwag kang ipag-agumpa, Gago?
03:51.5
Masisse yung labog ko
03:52.8
Masisse yung labog ko
03:56.9
Yan, magiging tambahin.
03:59.0
Gago, narinig daw ako.
04:00.2
Narinig din daw ako.
04:13.9
Okay, may 100 daw kay Ken.
04:20.9
Uy, walang gano'n.
04:21.9
Pwede naman tayo magano ulit mamayay.
04:22.9
Tama, tama, tama.
04:23.9
I'm gonna leave myself.
04:25.9
Tama, tama, tama.
04:28.9
Does this cost money?
04:30.9
Nandito yung fire exit.
04:31.9
Sa true lang ba, bro?
04:33.9
Fire exit ba talaga yan?
04:37.9
Pick tayo, Ken, no?
04:39.9
Oh, sino ano, ah.
04:40.9
Pagkasabi ko ng tatlo, sasabihin mo papel.
04:43.9
Kung take one, bato.
04:51.9
Sige, sige, sige.
04:52.9
Sige, sige, sige.
04:54.9
Three, two, one, bato.
04:55.9
Sige, sige, sige.
04:57.9
Sige, sige, sige.
05:01.9
Sige, sige, sige.
05:02.9
Isang bag, isang bag, isang bag!
05:09.9
Isang bag, isang bag, isang bag!
05:11.9
Isang stupid, bro!
05:18.9
Ano nga lang si Neil?
05:21.9
Ah, safe lang, safe lang.
05:23.9
Wait lang, I'm gonna...
05:29.9
What the fuck is that?
05:35.9
I have the laptop!
05:36.9
Putang ina ngayon!
05:49.9
Kinawa nila, bro!
05:51.9
O, pwede to go back?
05:53.9
Easy work, of course.
05:55.9
Pwede to go back?
05:57.9
I can't see shit.
06:02.9
May lalaki na ninyo.
06:08.9
Ayoko nang magsalita.
06:09.9
Putang ina, bobo ko.
06:16.9
Tang inakasing kentong.
06:29.9
I can't see shit.
06:30.9
So you're fucking telling me
06:36.3
That those guys are searching for shit
06:38.2
At hinila mo yung aparatos
06:44.0
Sino nag-hila ng aparatos
06:47.8
Ano akala mo ikaw
06:50.3
Putang kitang kitang kitang
06:51.4
Tinila mo yung aparatos
06:53.6
Stop lying to me you fucking idiot
06:55.8
You pulled out the aparatos
06:58.8
Hindi mo nakikita sino to
07:00.1
I don't see anyone
07:03.7
I don't see anyone
07:08.0
Wala ka naman nakikita eh
07:15.8
Wala ko nakikita gago
07:18.0
Bulag kang hayop ka
07:19.9
Putang in the world
07:20.7
You delusional man
07:35.0
You fucking bitch
07:41.4
Kinanggalililil yung aparatos
07:44.9
Kinanggalilil yung aparatos
07:45.9
Mabuhay sana kami
07:46.9
Ang dami namin dala
07:48.5
Pasisi na naman ako
07:49.8
Pasisi na naman ako
07:52.1
Nagagawa ko ng trabaho ko
07:54.1
Maliyong trabaho mo bro
07:55.5
I can't leave anymore
07:58.4
I can't leave anymore
08:00.0
Ay putang ina, hindi nalang lang ako pa
08:02.0
Ay chat, viewers ha, okay itong iyan ha
08:05.0
Ito yung sigan ha
08:06.0
No, double up natin pa mamaya ha
08:08.0
Double up natin pa mamaya
08:09.0
Double up natin ha
08:15.0
Pag namatay kayo dalawa, sa akin yung pera, tama?
08:17.0
Huwag ka nang sumali
08:19.0
Ay putang ina, may rumba
08:21.0
Ayoko dyan, tanga yun, nasasabog yun
08:27.0
Double up natin Ken
08:28.0
Let God be your witness
08:30.0
Uy, putang ina mo
08:32.0
Tara, ikaw muna rin, ako naman eh
08:35.0
May spider, may spider
08:39.0
Bakit kayo sumisigaw?
08:41.0
May spider rin pa
08:42.0
Putang ina mo, kaya ako mahulog ako
08:45.0
Uy, putang ina mo
08:47.0
Huwag mo ba sinin?
08:49.0
Huwag mo ba sinin?
09:03.0
Putang ina mo, gago
09:09.0
Pagkatransfer na lang na gamit, fuck this shit
09:19.0
Ano nangyari sa ina?
09:22.0
Bumatay ka na sa ina
09:23.0
Hoy, double up natin
09:26.0
Laka naman dun eh
09:28.0
Laka naman dun eh
09:29.0
Laka naman dun eh
09:32.0
Dapat kami dalawa
09:33.0
Tusumbong kita eh
09:35.0
Dapat natin na siya
09:36.0
O Ken, o double up natin
09:37.0
Namatay si Neil sa hulog
09:41.0
Dapat kasama si Ken
09:46.0
Nakikisali po tayo
09:47.0
Nakikisali ka, Gihan
09:48.0
Di ka naman kasali sa hulog
09:49.0
I am your witness, bro
09:59.0
Halang e mo mayisip eh
10:13.0
Putang ina kasing kanina ng oreo canto
10:26.0
Ano ba siniy scolding kita?
10:31.0
awe it de a o do a dua awe it de a o do a dua awe it de a do do a dua awe it de
10:39.0
p*** lahat parkour
10:45.0
i don't like those sounds bro
10:47.0
here take this you little s***
10:51.0
ayoko na dun ok nakatakot ako ok
10:53.0
something is like breathing and s***
10:55.0
or i don't know bro
10:57.0
i don't know f*** it bro i don't wanna f*** around and find out
10:59.0
it might be the rocket man
11:01.0
parang emo nga bro ok i feel it bro ok
11:03.0
i feel ko yung cursed energy niya ok
11:13.0
bro what the f*** are these b****es
11:17.0
ang daming gamit dun
11:19.0
meron pa it's war
11:23.0
bumalik ka na dun puta niya ako ako pa ng datlo
11:29.0
better moon yung bagong moon kris
11:31.0
i need to get a shotgun
11:33.0
yan ang mission natin sa s*** na to
