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00:00.0
Ah, nagpapugi pa siya.
00:01.8
Ready mo ba ang lahat?
00:03.5
I think I know what I'm getting for breakfast.
00:06.5
Just seeing the ingredients.
00:07.7
What are you getting for breakfast?
00:08.7
English breakfast!
00:10.5
English breakfast!
00:13.1
Tell them, mahal, what you got there.
00:16.1
Sinatan kumakain.
00:18.0
What is the secret?
00:21.5
Because, mahal, it needs eggs, but you don't, you cannot have eggs.
00:25.1
Let me just read how to, how long this needs to be.
00:27.9
Wow, that looks like, eh.
00:31.3
Meron siyang cereal, strawberry, at kasama na rin ang pang-bipi.
00:37.3
Let's clean some mushrooms!
00:41.0
Just wipe off the mud with the paper.
00:47.4
Because if you are not cooking them in a liquid,
00:50.5
then they keep more flavor if you don't wash them with water.
00:53.4
Yeah, that's why you just wipe it.
00:55.0
I have no idea if this will work.
00:57.9
Because I never really make crispy bacon, but we'll try it.
01:03.5
Mahal, you made crispy bacon, mahal, in the microwave, mahal.
01:06.5
It's in the microwave, but that's different.
01:08.7
It's nicer in the microwave.
01:12.8
Tingnan yung ginawa niya, oh.
01:16.8
Thank you, my love, for cooking!
01:23.9
So sexy, my husband!
01:27.2
Pinaghandaan niya, oh.
01:27.9
Nagpapugi pa talaga, oh.
01:29.8
Dabi, dabi, the face, dabi.
01:35.9
Sexy when a guy cooks?
01:45.3
Want it on the other side?
01:53.2
How many sausages do you want?
01:57.9
You want to eat a lot, ha?
01:59.1
Yeah, I'm with the baby, mahal.
02:00.6
We're eating both, mahal.
02:02.2
One for me, two for you.
02:05.2
Which one is this, mahal?
02:09.5
There's the mushrooms.
02:14.6
Eat some beans and tomato sauce.
02:29.4
Very white toast.
02:31.6
Why it's nondutch?
02:32.9
Because it's very white.
02:34.6
Ganyan, ano, nandito pa plating niya pa, oh.
02:37.4
With some sausages.
02:39.4
Pinaslice ko po sa kanya para maluto talaga.
02:42.6
Buntis pa naman tayo.
02:51.3
Ka perfect ba, oh?
02:53.2
Yeah, because you cannot have time.
02:54.9
Very deluxe, mahal.
02:56.1
grabe ka perfect my husband
03:00.6
ang isa doon basis
03:21.3
naglinis yan siya nilalagay niya
03:24.3
lahat ng mga laruan niya dyan
03:29.5
do you like your surprise
03:32.4
breakfast? yeah very
03:33.7
took a long time to cook
03:37.1
and don't judge me how this is the very first time I ever did this
03:41.2
I'm talking to the
03:47.0
how do you eat it? show us
04:00.1
and then with the beef?
04:05.1
is it good Nathan?
04:09.5
we've got the bacon
04:13.6
the cherry tomatoes
04:17.1
what is this my love?
04:20.5
the pork and beans
04:53.0
you have more beans?
04:53.9
perfect thank you my love you know that's what i never understood about english breakfast why
05:05.2
and it's probably a culture thing or that i you know that we just don't eat like this
05:11.4
that i don't understand it but you put a lot of stuff together on a plate but how does it go
05:18.8
together yeah that's why you need rice then that's why you need rice yeah i said like like
05:26.4
the bacon for example what do i eat the bacon with with the hash brown i don't know no you just
05:30.4
eat it you just eat it yeah together like that and then we just uh try it with the beans beans
05:36.0
beans beans beans beans beans like a right yummy oh it's good it's definitely good
05:48.8
almost clean plate
05:54.8
you know that i love
05:58.8
this is a very heavy breakfast
06:02.8
so what do you what do you think of this
06:04.8
what do you think of this
06:08.8
yeah i i think it's nice
06:12.8
but i don't want to eat this every day
06:18.8
maybe once a week
06:20.8
thank you my love
06:22.8
i love you so much
06:32.8
i told you you don't have to eat it all
06:42.8
oh that's forever on youtube forever on youtube that's right
06:46.8
forever on youtube
06:48.8
that's forever on youtube
06:50.8
stop it now pa stop it now pa
06:52.8
i love you stop it now
06:54.8
that's one to tell you something
06:58.8
when the baby comes out you and mom need to go home here so a lot of people can help with the baby so it won't be hard
07:10.8
ah but i also need to work
07:14.8
you can quit your job and then find job here okay so we how about we go live in the philippines
07:24.0
here in the house in the big house
07:29.5
let's go mahal let's go live in the philippines yeah yeah just for
07:33.0
two years no not for two years just let's go live in the philippines
07:37.6
nothing's happening yeah nothing's happening let's go mahal okay let's go
07:45.8
sure yeah you'll quit your job when are you quitting your job today okay
08:07.6
magandang araw everyone
08:15.4
booking the garnet guys
08:30.7
very heavy masyado
08:54.7
has gotten loads more expensive how much is this this was like before before this was like two
09:01.3
euros yeah with including the uh deposit deposit already
09:07.6
now it's four euros
09:14.3
let's walk him so he can enjoy
09:16.3
he's wearing his boots again
09:22.3
before he wore it
09:32.3
is that edible guys
10:07.2
May also aquarium with the crabs.
10:11.3
This is Valance, eh.
10:15.5
Where's Valance, eh? May tahong pa, oh.
10:16.9
The sea here in the Netherlands.
10:19.8
Ah, the sea here in the Netherlands.
10:22.5
What's here, Dara? Alam mo?
10:32.7
Kabilis-bilis mo, eh.
10:34.2
Baba acorn, dahil.
10:37.2
Kabilis-bilis, mga three,
10:40.5
ano lang, three seconds, alis agad siya,
10:47.0
What is that, mahan?
10:50.0
Are you going there or there?
10:52.0
That is shorter, that is longer.
10:55.9
Kakiyot naman ang aking mag-ama.
11:04.6
Ito yung mga hindi natin
11:08.3
huling punta po natin dito.
11:12.2
Nito lang sila, oh.
11:13.1
Makalabas lang sila, guys.
11:16.4
Mahal, they won't come here, mahal.
11:23.5
What a beautiful woman.
11:32.2
Mahal, is that monkey, mahal?
11:38.5
It's a type of monkey.
11:45.2
Ayun ang bahay nila, oh.
11:47.0
Ang isa-babay na naman.
11:48.8
Hindi pa tayo tapos, Natan,
11:49.7
nag-enjoy pa kami.
11:54.6
Kay J, kamusyado ba?
11:59.3
pag ikaw nahulog diyan sa tubig,
12:07.2
Ito naman, ibang klase din na unggoy.
12:13.5
Pero hindi po sila pwede makalabas.
12:16.7
May paharang silang
12:21.6
Ito yung nakita natin kanina.
12:28.2
Kakaibang ano ito.
12:33.7
May pa Christmas tree na sila dito.
12:36.0
Oo. Huy, this is the
12:37.5
cash bomb. Kahit saan ka nakatingin.
12:45.1
Patingin-tingin mo dyan.
12:46.6
Patingin-tingin mo dyan.
12:49.6
Anong tingin-tingin mo dyan?
12:51.9
You remember that? You made a TikTok
12:57.4
natin hindi napuntahan ba?
12:59.6
As in, nung huli.
13:01.8
Sabi ko, palit-lit man dito.
13:03.9
Marami pala tayo hindi napuntahan pa.
13:06.0
May papengguin din pala sila dito
13:11.6
Natanye, buy the penguin.
13:14.4
Hindi na talaga lugi
13:17.5
Tapos pabalik-balik ka dito everyday.
13:21.3
Look at that everyone.
13:24.1
O, kadaming penguin.
13:29.2
That's why they move the penguins.
13:31.5
Ah, they move them here.
13:33.5
They were always in the front, remember?
13:39.3
Paano ba sila tawagin?
13:43.5
How do you call them, mahal?
13:52.2
Akala ko talaga nga
13:53.8
na ang mga penguin
13:55.4
kasing laki ng tao.
13:57.6
Mas matangkad pa po
13:58.7
sinatan sa kanila.
14:02.7
Mas cute-cute maglakad.
14:06.0
Ando na si Natal.
14:07.2
Tita niya na ang palaruan, guys.
14:09.8
Di ba yan siya nakalaro dito last time?
14:18.6
Nick, we'll meet.
14:23.4
Ayaw niya dun sa tatay niya.
14:27.6
Ayan po ang palaruan nila.
14:31.0
Ito yung malapit sa entrance.
14:36.0
Yuto, mahal. Jump, mahal.
14:54.2
Jump with Natal, my love.
15:06.0
Bumaba na ang papa niya.
15:20.0
Si Natal na lang, oh.
15:21.4
Wala, lakas loob diyan. Sige.
15:29.1
Natalya, mama is here.
16:01.3
Wala na, diyan na lang isa.
16:13.2
Teach you how to drive.
16:14.7
Dito po yung huli na tinuruan ako ni Daniel mag-drive.
16:18.5
Natakot na takot kami.
16:20.0
Kaya kadaming mga, parang mga drug dealer ba.
16:23.7
Kadaming mga babaan.
16:26.8
So, ngayon, papunta po tayo sa butcher.
16:30.2
Yun yung gala natin today, no.
16:32.0
Magbili kami ng pang-shawarma.
16:34.0
Kasi may sa chiki pa po kami doon.
16:36.0
Kasi may sa chiki pa po kami doon.
16:38.6
Um, ikwil the runkahakra.
16:41.8
Bili din tayo niyan upang sinigang, guys.
16:49.0
Meron siyang sausage, oh.
17:05.0
Nakabili na naman ko.
17:06.0
Ito po tayo ng pang-sinigang.
17:09.5
Ganito ang ginawa niya.
17:13.0
Pareto na tayong manirapan.
17:15.5
Ay, tag 1 kilo pala.
17:17.5
Dalawang kilo ang binili ko nito.
17:20.5
May paribs po tayo.
17:22.0
At ito ay para sa uulamin na aking mag-ama bukas.
17:25.0
Lutuan ko sila bukas ng umaga pa lang.
17:28.0
Kasi may lakad po tayo bukas.
17:30.0
At sila lang ang magkasama buong araw.
17:33.0
Mga alas 6 pa lang bukas.
17:35.0
Naisim na po ako para pagluto sila.
17:37.0
Tapos yung mga prutas ni Natal i-prepare ko na.
17:40.0
Kasi pupunta din yan sila sa tatay ni Daniel.
17:43.0
Doon yan sila magtambay bukas.
17:45.0
Ito yung mga napili natin.
17:51.0
Nay, it's the bar niya, Natal.
17:53.0
Gusto niya sutin yung coat niya sa loob ng bahay.
17:55.0
Para sa ating shawarma.
17:57.0
May nagtanong pala, Inday Garnet.
17:59.0
Paano mo ginagawa ang iyong shawarma?
18:01.0
Guys, naano na to eh?
18:03.0
Binibili na lang namin siya.
18:05.0
Naano na po siya, nalagyan na siya ng mga herbs.
18:09.0
Meron po tayong sun rock.
18:12.0
Meron tayong bell pepper para sa lulutuin po bukas.
18:16.0
At ito naman para sa lulutuin din po natin bukas.
18:20.0
Pero ito, sa gabi natulutuin.
18:22.0
Pag mag dinner na po sila.
18:23.0
Si Daniel na bahala dyan.
18:30.0
Kasi natanipa rice ko po yan ngayon.
18:32.0
Ba't doon yun yun?
18:38.0
Pa't siya raya papa?
18:40.0
Ay, yasya out ears.
18:41.0
Ears yasya out and that pa't siya raya.
18:44.0
Tanggalin mo muna ang coat mo, dali.
18:46.0
Nanina, are you hungry?
18:54.0
Because all the blood going to my brain when I'm sitting like that with him at the back.
18:58.0
At ito pala, bumili tayo ng para sa pudit ni Dodong Daniel.
19:03.0
Nagmuni-muni man niya akong husband din rin.
19:07.0
Natan, push me on the floor.
19:12.0
Are you still happy that I'm your wife, Mahan?
19:15.0
Why are you happy that you're my wife?
19:18.0
I want to tell you something.
19:20.0
I want to tell you something.
19:21.0
Because this is very good news.
19:24.0
You remember the last time, like three days, like one week ago, I told you that I...
19:29.0
I was dreaming of you having...
19:31.0
I was dreaming of you having mistress again.
19:34.0
Naginip naman ako na may babae si Daniel.
19:37.0
Tapos, he said I love you and he kissed the girl and I was there.
19:41.0
And then, I told him...
19:49.0
And then, ngayon...
19:51.0
What I did to the girl is like UFC ba?
19:54.0
Ginanon ko talaga doon babae, guys.
19:56.0
That's how that's.
19:57.0
Tapos, ganyan-ganyan ko talaga siya dito.
19:60.0
Gilamba-lamba ko talaga ba namatay siya sa panaginip ko.
20:04.0
Hanggang ngayon, hindi pa ako ulit na naginip ng gano'n.
20:07.0
And until now, mahal.
20:10.0
After I killed her, mahal, I never dream about her anymore.
20:17.0
That's the good news.
20:23.0
Ayan po siya, oh.
20:25.0
Tutuin na lang natin.
20:28.0
Yung kalahati, nilagay ko.
20:29.0
Yung kalahati, nilagay ko sa freezer.
20:33.0
Na-marinate na siya.
20:39.0
May naghihintay na dito.
20:43.0
Initi natin yung para.
20:46.0
Shawarma, everyone.
20:52.0
If you are not eating, I will enjoy.
21:01.0
The tzatziki, very good.
21:03.0
Homemade tzatziki.
21:05.0
I put too much tzatziki.
21:08.0
Bilha po biran, Nathan.
21:10.0
Meron tayong pasiwid, guys.
21:12.0
Yung binili ko po sa Asian shop.
21:14.0
Bilha tayo sa probiran.
21:17.0
Totally different flavor.
21:18.0
Umain na din po si Nathan.
21:20.0
This is nice with sake.
21:23.0
What were you doing?
21:24.0
Are you ready to have some of that?
21:30.0
Thank you for the nice breakfast today.
21:31.0
When are you cooking again for me?
21:33.0
You're always cooking now, every weekend.
21:34.0
Yeah, that was my idea, right?
21:35.0
That I will do some cooking every weekend.
21:37.0
How about Filipino cooking again?
21:38.0
Because someone said that they missed that.
21:39.0
When I was pregnant before, you always do the Filipino dish.
21:40.0
Yeah, then you need to...
21:41.0
But there's a problem, ha?
21:43.0
Because when I cook the Filipino dish, I always miss the Filipino dish.
21:58.0
So, when I cook the Filipino dish, it takes long and needs to eat.
22:02.0
You need to cook 7 o'clock in the morning for the dinner.
22:07.0
You give me a picture of the dish and then the ingredients and then I will cook.
22:13.5
This time, it's more harder.
22:14.5
That's how we did it before.
22:15.5
Because I will only show you the picture and then you buy all the ingredients.
22:23.1
La, la, then we can answer.
22:24.1
You want to do that?
22:27.1
Let's do that one time.
22:28.0
and then see how completely different the dish will be okay yeah okay i like that as a challenge
22:34.7
like you'll just next weekend yeah next weekend i need to go get all the asian
22:39.4
stuff right i need to go to the toko no yeah that's that's how you make it
22:48.6
like chicken and rice yeah you can eat it all we have a lot of that one
23:17.4
i want to try with this mahal do you think our children will get our humor mahal
23:23.4
i hope so because if they don't they will be very annoyed with us
23:34.0
how will our children get our humor when you don't even get my humor
23:40.0
sometimes your humor is out of this world mahal
23:52.8
and guys mahal i need to ask you what did i already tell you the joke
23:59.5
about the guy in the desert and the camera stop this guys
24:05.6
what ate yadar what what ate natan
24:14.2
natan what ate yai
24:18.1
milk chocolate milk chocolate ice
24:23.5
he eats his dessert because he is very good he eats a lot
24:28.8
because he eats chocolate ice cream
24:31.6
that's it let's go back here come here show them look what happened to daniel's cellphone guys
24:39.6
it fell like this you don't see it you turned out you don't see it if it's black
24:46.0
yeah well they don't see it you still don't see they can see
24:50.8
the screen is broken
24:52.8
we were talking about the phone of pressures this morning and now it's your phone
24:58.3
he didn't eat papa, can you close it i didn't know the screen of the google pixel 7a was so cheap
25:04.6
I have something to tell you
25:05.6
I mean it's not cheap but cheap as in it's not gorilla glass
25:10.3
Derich really wanted us to go back to the philippines because we had discussed that with our mom
25:16.7
her mother was the one pushing us to follow natan, if we go back even if it's for two years
25:22.2
years ba? Na doon po
25:24.3
ako na doon palakihin ang
25:29.0
anak po nga namin.
25:30.7
Tapos ngayon, ito man ang iniisip ko.
25:32.7
Kaya si Derich nangungulit ngayon.
25:34.4
Menesil siya naman siya, ni Derich
25:36.5
na doon na kami tumira sa Pilipinas.
25:38.6
Are we living in the Philippines?
25:40.4
No, I'm asking you because you have
25:42.3
your family here and your work here.
25:44.2
Yeah, I have my work here.
25:46.0
But what you said is that you will stop working
25:49.0
I'm just asking you, I'm not saying
25:55.4
we're doing it. I'm just asking you
25:57.3
because Derich is always asking
25:59.3
now. I told Derich, come
26:01.3
live in the Netherlands so you can help us with the baby.
26:04.5
What did he answer?
26:06.0
He said, come live in the Philippines
26:07.6
because I don't want to help
26:09.4
all the other people can help.
26:16.3
Wala ito, pinaasa lang tayo.
26:18.4
Sabi niya, matapos.
26:19.0
Pag-isipan niya po daw nung huli ngayon,
26:21.0
nakalimutan niya na pinag-usapan namin yun.
26:24.0
Si mama kasi nagpo-push yan
26:25.5
na pag manganak, doon na muna
26:27.0
para may makatulong po sa akin.
26:29.4
Si Natan, hindi mo malaman ngayon
26:31.2
anong gusto niya. Kadami niya pong gusto
26:37.5
Nagbago talagang ugali
26:40.7
Mga ano na, mga four days na po
26:42.8
na ganyan yan siya.
26:45.1
This high, where am I at to the table?
26:49.0
And the whole screen, boom!
26:51.1
So, ano? Uy, very fake
26:55.8
Are you sure you can still use that tomorrow?
26:58.5
I'm not home the whole day.
27:02.0
Yan ngayon, siya ang kinukulit po ni Derich.
27:04.7
Nung nalaman niya nga na
27:06.1
buntis na ako, ang unang tanong niya,
27:07.9
ano man, okay, mag-uwi na kayo dito.
27:10.4
Gusto niya po talaga kami
27:12.9
Goodbye, mahalbi.
27:19.0
Thank you so much for watching.
27:22.2
Nakapunog na si Natan, guys.
27:24.1
We're going to sleep now.
27:30.2
Don't let the bed box bite.
