00:27.3
Parang hindi daw handa si Zach dito
00:31.0
Tapos, kasi mas maganda, mas malaki yung bayad niya sa kabilang parlor
00:36.6
Well, hindi natin alam kung ano yung motivation ni Zach Maestro
00:40.0
Kasi ang galing niya talaga doon sa kabila
00:43.3
Parang magkaibang rapper siya
00:45.0
Gusto ko kasi magkaroon ng comparison
00:47.8
Doon sa dalawang battle
00:52.1
Kasi ahon 14 to eh
00:53.5
I think tournament din yata ito kung di ako nagkakamali
00:57.1
Pero, wag naman sana magkaroon ng ganitong precedence
01:01.0
Sa mga susunod na event
01:02.8
Na kapag malaki yung bayad sa kabila
01:04.7
Doon ka magpo-perform yung maayos
01:06.7
Hindi maganda yun
01:07.6
Pero ano, opinion ko lang naman yun ah
01:09.8
Or baka talagang, siguro
01:11.8
Kasi syempre dalawa yung sinusulatan mo
01:14.4
Kaliwa't kanan, diba
01:16.0
Pero just to give you an idea kung gano kaiba
01:19.3
Pakinggan na lang siguro natin yun sa kabilang parlor
01:21.8
Hype na rin kasi yung mga Cebuano talaga
01:32.0
Malagubat ba yung climate?
01:35.1
Cool, calm, collective
01:36.4
Natauhan ba yung primate?
01:38.8
React accordingly
01:39.8
Ayun ah, maganda yung scheme na yun
01:45.3
Tinawag niyong unggoy kasi gubat
01:47.1
Diba, malagubat yung climate
01:49.0
Para di you one day ma-irate
01:52.3
Put your phones on silent
01:54.1
And you put your pussy up on vibrator
01:56.6
Violate this bitch
01:58.4
Hands flat or let's roll
02:00.4
Gusto mo yung stand-up lang?
02:02.4
Walang takedowns or quick sprawls?
02:04.7
He's got height, he's bitch tall
02:06.5
My fuck, wide, thin and small
02:09.3
He's punchlines, I hate y'all
02:11.6
Like one size fits all
02:14.2
Ano, ano, yun doon ako
02:19.1
Ano eh, kagabi kasi iniisip ko yung lines na yun
02:22.8
Magla-live sana ako eh kagabi
02:24.4
So iniisip ko kung ano yung ibig niyang sabihin doon
02:29.6
For funch talaga, funch
02:32.7
Hindi, I got punchline that fits all
02:36.0
Miski generic yung tira niya
02:39.0
Papasok kahit kanino
02:40.4
I think yun yung ibig niyang sabihin doon eh
02:42.4
Galing nga eh, galing talaga eh
02:44.1
Diba, parang magkaibang tao eh
02:45.8
Butay na, na-excite ako
02:47.0
Mas na-excite ako dito eh
02:48.5
Iba talaga nagagawa ng 30,000 cash bonus pag nanalo
02:54.3
Fuck that angle, shit!
02:56.5
Wala yung angle-angle, papistotla!
02:59.4
Ano yan eh, criticism yan sa genre ng flip-top eh
03:02.5
After, after December, ah, October 12
03:06.9
Ah, kailan ba yung, kailan ba yung laban ni Shea at Smuglas?
03:13.8
After, after December, ah, October 12
03:14.1
After October, 2011
03:16.2
Tama ba ako sa dates? Pasensya na
03:18.2
Ah, mas nauso yung angles na, ano, na issue, diba?
03:23.0
Yung gagawan mo ng personal angles yung mga tao
03:25.7
Tapos, yun na yung parang nagpapahype ng crowd
03:29.0
So, etong si, si Sakmaesto
03:32.2
Tinatry niyang at least baguhin yung meta na yun
03:35.4
In the sense na, gagamitin yung, ano lang
03:38.2
Rap lang talaga, walang personalan
03:40.5
Walang hanapan ng, ng baho
03:45.2
Kasi gano'n na yung nangyayari ngayon
03:48.3
So, alam mo yun, it's a very noble cause
03:52.3
Mr. Hansel Cabo Rito
03:56.1
Ah, kesa mag-live ako kahapon
03:58.6
Pag-iisip ako muna yung susabihin ko
04:00.3
Gano'n yung sinabi ko sa sarili
04:02.9
Tough guy with big balls
04:04.9
May six-pack yung body
04:06.6
E yung tadyakal kinasabayag
04:08.5
Merong bang six-pack yung ari
04:12.2
O, diba, low blow, diba?
04:14.1
Kanina ang, ang, ang, ang
04:18.9
Tapos ngayon tatadyak, ah, ano lang
04:21.9
Sisipain ko lang yung ari mo
04:24.5
It has the same impact as being personal
04:26.6
Pero not really being personal
04:29.2
Siya artist na yung schemes
04:31.2
At kunwari merong Steve Mazagati
04:33.7
Pati Big John McCarthy
04:35.4
If it dies, he dies
04:37.2
Ako'y Mario Yamasaki
04:38.9
Ah, UFC referee rhyme schemes
04:44.1
Si, si Big John McCarthy
04:45.4
Or, actually, si Steve Mazagati yung nauna
04:47.5
Mga, ano yan eh, veteran refs yan eh
04:50.0
Pero, mas nauna sa kanila
04:51.2
Si Big John McCarthy
04:52.3
Pero, ang pinaka gusto ko doon
04:54.1
Yung Mario Yamasaki reference
04:55.9
Now, because this is very deep, actually
04:59.3
May issue kasi tong si Mario Yamasaki dati
05:02.0
For not breaking up fights right away
05:04.8
So, yung if he dies, he dies
05:07.5
Actually, that is from a
05:13.6
May kalaban si Rocky nun eh
05:15.0
Siguro, mas maganda kung papakita ko sa inyo
05:17.5
If he dies, he dies
05:21.0
Kasi, yung line na yun
05:23.3
Galing yun sa Rocky IV
05:25.8
Pero, yung application na yun
05:29.0
Galing yun sa meme
05:33.1
Kasi nga, si Steve Mazagati
05:35.0
According to Dana White
05:36.4
And for most fans ng MMA
05:38.7
Back 12 years ago
05:41.3
Is one of the worst referee
05:46.7
And actually, I agree
05:49.1
Worst referee nun si Steve Mazagati
05:51.8
Kasi, bago niya i-stop yung fight
05:53.8
Medyo, huli na ang lahat
05:55.7
Sobrang dami ng damage
05:57.9
Natanggap ng fighters
06:00.4
MMA referee Steve Mazagati
06:02.3
We don't work for Dana White
06:03.6
Pero, that's the idea there eh
06:05.4
Kaya, nagkaroon siya ng
06:08.1
If he dies, he dies doon
06:09.4
Pero, yung original nun
06:10.6
Galing yun ng Rocky IV
06:14.8
Ang lalim sobra nung reference na yun
06:17.1
Lahat sila napatayo doon
06:35.3
Grabe naman kasi yun eh
06:39.5
Kawasaki yung motor, diba?
06:42.0
Tapos, aapakan ko hanggang
06:45.0
Ako rin, napaano ako dyan
06:46.2
Una kong narinig talaga
06:50.8
Lahat sila napaano
06:57.0
Napawaw silang lahat
06:58.5
Kita mo yung reaction ng mga
06:59.9
Battle MC sa likod
07:01.7
Ayaw bang mag-start nitong
07:04.9
Kung gawas sa akin
07:05.9
Ang galing yun eh
07:07.2
Kasi, hindi mo talaga malalaman
07:08.9
Kung saan galing yung haymaker na yun
07:13.4
Ang main thing Şuwa
07:43.3
But my UFC banana ketchup
07:47.9
Yung rhyme scheme ng MMA
07:49.3
But for the right price
07:50.9
Aking hitman ang magre-race back
07:52.9
Magbukuha tong Jupiter
07:54.9
Pag nilagyan niya tong
07:57.7
Maraming nag-comment sa akin yan
08:01.0
Sabi nila sa akin
08:01.8
Baka yan yung parang hidden reference
08:04.9
Sa kabilang parlor
08:07.3
Ewan ko gumawa ng kahit anong issue
08:09.6
Kasi for the right price
08:15.8
The best shooter from Cebu
08:17.8
Alias Dondon Ontiveros
08:19.5
Ano yung 140 pesos na yun
08:25.6
Hindi ko gets yun eh
08:27.9
Yung talent pin ni Zaki
08:30.7
Minaliit niya to 140 pesos
08:38.4
Dondon Ontiveros at
08:40.1
Literal na off the top
08:45.3
Pag sinulugan mo ng mentos
08:59.8
Na-defuse na aking methods?
09:03.5
Na-defuse lang yan ng methods
09:06.6
Na-defuse lang yan ng methods
09:08.3
Sa bit-bit niyang patibong
09:09.8
Kasi nakadikit sa
09:13.6
Naung niyang malasquit
09:16.1
Gusto mo niyang ipa-alter?
09:19.5
May dala akong nail cutter
09:20.8
Bawasan natin konti
09:23.0
Tapos donate natin kay Acer
09:24.3
Pero seryoso mga brother
09:27.4
Ano ba yung ano niya?
09:29.2
Parang horrorcore na
09:39.3
He's not parang yung
09:44.6
Mas flow guy siya eh
09:51.6
Hindi siya talaga mahilig sa personals
09:53.6
Which is very commendable diba?
09:56.6
It's time to flip the switches
09:58.6
There's a big elephant in the room
10:02.1
Kasi pag malaki yung ilong
10:04.1
Alam mo na yung interest
10:06.1
All you do is stick your nose on other people's business
10:11.6
Paki alam merong fucking snitches
10:14.6
Can't mind your own shit
10:17.6
Life is short bitch
10:18.6
Just ride your own dick
10:20.6
And this child will grow quick
10:23.6
Cause you're a fucking nosy hoe
10:26.6
Puro lice pang inispit
10:28.6
Nagmukhang Pinocchio
10:33.6
Basic na na sistema
10:39.6
Ganyan ba flow ni Mot?
10:41.6
Kasi diba yung meta na pinauso ni Luni yung four bar setup
10:45.6
One, two, three, four
10:48.6
Pero iniksian nyo ito two bar setup
10:51.6
Para magmukhang para
10:53.6
Sa tingin ko lang ha
10:54.6
Mas magmukhang illusion na mas marami kang
11:01.6
So I guess this is
11:02.6
He is trying to mock that style
11:04.6
Using that style and trying to improve it
11:07.6
See ang dami kasing layers talaga nito eh
11:10.6
Nung isang araw gusto ko pang mag live tungkol dito
11:13.6
I'm going to give you injustice
11:16.6
Nag live lang ako
11:17.6
Kasi gets ko yung reference niya eh
11:19.6
Pero yung depth nung pagsulat niya
11:21.6
It's one of a kind eh
11:23.6
Iba, ibang iba talaga
11:25.6
Yung two line sa mga
11:26.6
Kisses, mga eskema
11:31.6
In-improve niya yung two line setup na yun
11:33.6
Plema naging safe na pang protekta
11:35.6
Mabenta noon pero ngayon
11:37.6
Parang face shield walang kwento
11:39.6
Grabe oh putang ina
11:47.6
Kaya hindi ko ma-review yung round 2 eh
11:50.6
Yung round 3 naman
11:51.6
Bibigay ko na sa inyo yun kasi it's ano eh
11:53.6
Siguro pagka gusto nyo pa
11:55.6
Sige pwede nating ituloy sa round 3
11:57.6
Kaso ayoko naman ng sobrang haba ito
12:00.6
Di pa puro yung sangkap
12:01.6
Ika'y naguto man sa rap
12:04.6
Puro usok yung nalanghap
12:06.6
Sa sunugan sa kumo
12:08.6
Sila'y napasubot gumagat
12:10.6
Karir mo ay nagninuray dahil sa luto umangat
12:18.6
Sa YouTube tumatak
12:20.6
He won the biggest prize
12:22.6
But they cheated the speed test with the
12:24.6
Cheapest ride so boss favors
12:26.6
Strap your seat belts let the genius drive
12:28.6
I put this PSP in gear
12:37.6
Na napanood ko yung ibang laban ni Zaki
12:46.6
Kung sabang business side
12:47.6
Pwede na akong empleyado
12:49.6
At yung mga di ba ka-apport na tickets
12:51.6
Magreklamo kayo sa horado
12:56.6
At si Zaki yung panalo
13:00.6
Yung next event nyo
13:06.6
Kung ganyan lagi yung performance ni
13:12.6
Alam mo may tulog yung kung yung
13:15.6
Six threat versus
13:17.6
Six threat versus
13:19.6
Moth may tulog yun may tulog
13:27.6
Pero I wouldn't put money in it
13:30.6
Kung puro ganyan ha
13:33.6
Kasi may laban sya sa gapo
13:42.6
Congratulations sa gapo boys
13:43.6
Tsaka kay Phoebus
13:44.6
Tsaka sa mga lalabad dun
13:48.6
Next event nyo walang tao
13:49.6
Imamarket nyo tong gago
13:50.6
E wala naman yan sa bigat ng bara
13:52.6
Wala sa alaman lang yung pitakat
13:54.6
Wala sa dami na nakakakilala
13:56.6
Wala sa mga sulat at talata
13:57.6
Pagkat ang bilang ng makatay
13:59.6
Nasusukat mo sa kalidad ng kanyang pagkakanga
14:02.6
O nabawasan man yung naniwala
14:04.6
Meron akong ano dun e
14:07.6
Gustong anuhin dun e
14:09.6
Kasi meron akong friend na youtuber
14:11.6
Hindi sya ganun kasikat
14:13.6
Pero hindi ako to ha
14:17.6
Magagaling dun sa industriya
14:19.6
Kasi niche kasi yung ano nya
14:21.6
Hindi ko pwedeng sabihin yung name nung youtuber na yun
14:23.6
Kasi baka maging issue e
14:26.6
Dun sa niche nila hindi sya yung pinakasikat
14:33.6
Hindi sya yung pinakasikat
14:34.6
Yung pinakasikat dun isang iba pa
14:37.6
Na I think nasa almost half a million yung followers nya
14:40.6
Pero sya yung sa niche nya
14:43.6
Parang nasa 20k less yung kanyang followers
14:46.6
Pero yung mga professionals doon sa niche nila
14:55.6
Kesa doon sa mas malaki yung audience
14:59.6
Ang sinasabi ko dun
15:03.6
Pagdating sa quality kasi
15:06.6
Mas benta lagi yung nakakatawa
15:12.6
Kahit hindi masyadong maganda yung sinasabi nya
15:18.6
Pero pagdating sa quality nung
15:20.6
Buong performance
15:22.6
Yung katulad nyan
15:23.6
It's one of a kind e
15:24.6
Totoo yung performance na yan
15:30.6
Ano bang kakatulad nyan?
15:35.6
Nung kalaban nya si
15:41.6
Yun yung naiisip ko yung ganyang quality
15:46.6
Yung finals ng Apex versus
15:55.6
Ganon yung level ng performance nito eh
15:59.6
It's not something that you would replicate
16:02.6
Mahirap i-replicate
16:04.6
Ang lalim ng sulat eh
16:06.6
Yung naniwala dahil sa static evolution
16:07.6
High level lang yung production
16:08.6
Bati yung graphic resolution
16:11.6
Pero pag ako nag-execute
16:13.6
Yung classic elocution will be headed to new direction
16:16.6
Naging public execution
16:19.6
Shouts to Eric Riamuzon
16:22.6
The resurrecting enterprise
16:27.6
Naging extra right
16:28.6
Yung naniwala dahil sa static evolution
16:29.6
Yung naniwala dahil sa static evolution
16:32.6
Yung palang tagahanga niya
16:35.6
Si Anigma pala yun
16:38.6
Yung naniwala dahil sa static evolution
16:39.6
High level yung production
16:40.6
Bati yung graphic resolution
16:41.6
Pero pag ako nag-execute
16:42.6
Yung classic elocution will be headed to new direction
16:43.6
Naging public execution
16:44.6
Shouts to Eric Riamuzon
16:46.6
Siguro ano nyan eh
17:02.8
Apology na rin yan
17:17.8
Kaya doon sa last performance niya
17:18.8
Siguro mas magandang doon mo tignan
17:19.8
Kesa tignan mo as
17:20.8
Parang hindi niya pinaghandaan yung sa kabila
17:21.8
Siguro talaga may pinagdadaanan siya
17:26.8
Extra rice, second chance to get it right.
17:29.8
Yeah, I don't rep that gangster life but I'm here to...
17:32.3
Lazarus, di ba? Yung sa Bible?
17:35.3
Sige, ako na lang.
17:37.3
Take another shot na parang against the light.
17:43.8
Pinaslang sa edge ng knife.
17:46.3
Pinaslang sa edge ng knife.
17:47.3
Ako yung disenyo't nagpandaya.
17:49.3
Ako si Shogun Amakusa, tinitest nung Ban Usaya.
17:52.3
Kita yun sa pangalan.
17:54.3
Sige yung best na samurai.
17:56.3
After zack-zack, all that's left ay yung maestro lang and I'm...
18:01.3
Walang error at sabi...
18:04.3
Ang bilis naghiwalay ng...
18:06.3
Zack-zack, di ba? Yung zack tapos zack.
18:10.3
Ulo mong mainis sa malamig...
18:12.3
Teka lang, ano yung papakita ko lang sa inyo yung rhyme scheme na yun.
18:15.3
Galing e, galing talaga, sobra.
18:17.3
Di ba? Zack-zack.
18:21.3
Tapos pag nawala yung, pag inalis mo, tapos...
18:28.3
Pag inalis mo yung... Grabe.
18:30.3
Inalis mo yung Zack.
18:34.3
Ay, ay, ay. Di ba? Galing.
18:38.3
Di mo na bang kaya't, kaya ko pinugutan para di na umaray.
18:42.3
Mahirap na siyang buhay, kaya madali ka naman.
18:51.3
Okay, so yun lang naman yung sakin for today.
18:53.3
I don't want to spoil you guys.
18:55.3
Sabihin niya sa'kin kung gusto niyo pa yung round 3.
18:58.3
Hindi ko kaya yung round 2 i-translate niyo.
19:00.3
Kasi etong CP Bus, kasi hindi man lang dinagyan ng caption sa ano, dito.
19:08.3
Di ba? Kasi Visaya yan e. Hindi ko naman nakaintindihan yun.
19:11.3
Pero gets ko naman kasi yung Cebuano yung crowd e.
19:13.3
Yun lang naman yung sakin for today.
19:15.3
Congratulations kay Zack Maestro and kay Zacky.
19:18.3
Sa tingin ko, so far, eto yung one of the best na napanood ko.
19:23.3
Pero I'll hold that until napapapanood ko sa lahat.
19:26.3
Pero so far, eto yung the best. Yun lang naman yung sakin.
19:28.3
Kaya kaya mga lods.
